₦airaland Forum

Pipefitter:
Easy-peasy, any soldier that wants to resign should pretend to be extorting civilian while recording the incident, tag few of the influencers... Thank me later

There's a difference between resignation and dismissal.

Minjim:
The same policy that said the highest donomination they can load an ATM is #200 is now struggling to load new 1k.

You dey mind those confused idiots.

MikeMicheal:
So, we should do ritual to get the new note or what?
Abi will it appear from thin AIR?

They don't want you to get them, they want you to transact cashless. My 20k still dey hang in the air sha since 30th December, from failed POS transaction.

Agbegbaorogboye:
They mightnot even be paid.
Most of them are jobless and hungry and see such events as opportunities to get something for themselves.
I was once in a northern town for an NCC event and you need to see how these women, and children stormed the hall when they heard music playing from the town hall.
They probably thought we had something to offer.

Obi should go there also, let's see how many of those "hungry" spectators would visit the venue.

yyba:
Op where are the videos

In the video, she was shown fingering herself and touching her boobs till she cums.

justicechichex:
U can't compare there rainfall to the southern states. It's obvious.

Yeah, North is semi-arid so there's no comparison. I was particular about the word "seldom (rarely)" he used, because it rains from May till September.

fman:
U wey b geography Master
Come forget say
That there are temperate crops
That requires little water to grow.
Have u asked why agado is planted during dry season?

It rains from April/May to September, and I guess the word seldom doesn't fit the description.

justicechichex:
Maybe they've not seen flooded waters in a long while before.. Shebi ah dey hear say it seldomly rains heavily in those core nothern states.

It seldom rains, so how do they farm and produce plenty food? Abi you don dey forget your geography?

He should marry another wife and leave her alone, she'll be the one to regret.

God1000:
This is massive, Peter Obi should just be declared the winner abeg.


That's the will and wishes of the vast majority and well meaning nigerians.

Not until the Northerners march for Tinubu.

Philipponzaghi:
Anambralstson and lies are match made in heaven.

Senator Aliyu Wammako of APC is right there in that picture. It’s evident it is an event which major VIPs attended and the boy boy Datti tagged along.

Who dash monkey Datti Banana? Even if he pay them 1million each, he still won’t be able to get such crowd on his own in the heart of Sokoto.

Mynd44 come and see something.

The white bearded fellow is the Deputy Governor of Kano State, and behind him is Kano APC Chairman. I can see more APC members sitting there.

Ezewuzie01:
Looks like friday mosque gathering he is trying to claim as his supporters. My northern friend told me that nobody knows Datti even in Zaria where he supposedly hails from.

Wedding ceremony.

Staphylococcus:
The crowd is not even bigger than Ned Nwoko’s family!

Datti is a political toddler who cannot even win the polling unit inside his university.

I don’t know why people cannot be realistic! His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a political force that mere political minions like Obi and Datti cannot derail.


Even if elections were to be conducted on Earth, In Heaven, and hell inclusive, Peter Obi and Datti do not stand a chance of winning in any of the realms.


Even my humble highly esteemed self will win Peter Obi in a national election, how much more against the political Albert Einstein- His Excellence, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Which crowd did you see there? That's obviously a wedding taking place, so the people are not there for him.

These pictures don tey, and they have nothing to do with Nigeria.

Lol...

Iinterest is all that matters in this world. Even if you grant Niger-Delta independence, clash of interest will not allow the place to remain peaceful.

divinehand2003:
Disco's are supposed to be making trillions of naira since they are the ones engaging with consumers and getting money from them. Why haven't they been able to pay what they owe the banks since Jonathan's administration?

They failed to invest massively in revenue retrieval system, as such much rural dwellers enjoy almost free light. The best way to ensure 90% revenue collection is by metering each and every electricity consumer.

donaldking100:
I'm very happy Kwankwaso & Atiku would both divide the northern & Muslims votes.
I wanna see where Tinubu would get his northern votes from.
Let's see if only the West would make him win the presidential election.
Funny thing is that most educated westerners are rooting for Obi.
What happened at the N.B.A conference yesterday should be an eye opener to fools like you who think Tinubu has 100% control over the west.
Already all northern Christians are on lock-down for Peter Obi, including the South-South and South-East.
The youths did it in Kenya, we can as well do it in Nigeria.
Obi is definitely winning this.

Kwankwaso is definitely stepping down for Tinubu, you'd be taught the basics of politics, when it's already late for you to make amend.

jkpbestseries:
the use military rule us for years and now, they want to rule us for many years in democray. Fear north and overlook our southern brothers that sees VP positions as birth right

How many years did the North rule since the return of democracy, and how many years did the South do?

Massiveglory:
Fake news and nairaland is becoming something else.
Op why are you confused? Don't you know who Indian prime minister is? That is not Indian prime minister.
Below is the prime minister of india. Narendra Modi

The man na External Affairs Minister for India.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2022/08/22/world/jupiter-images-webb-telescope-nasa-scn/index.html

How much is a return ticket to Jupite?

nazicartel:
Major na Major. Untill the security situation of the country is taken care of. Nothing will change. The last time they attacked a police commissioner and his orderly was killed and nothing was done. Untill we start prosecuting all these people. Nothing will happen. Anybody that's involved in kidnapping, Terrorism, armed robbery should be sentenced and killed

Right is right and wrong is wrong... The rank assigned to the deceases is wrong, that's the crux.

viyon02:
If a two star general has been killed, then the president is not safe.

Where you see even a single start there? They said Major, and dey talk of 2 star general.

mrvitalis:
We told them ,we shouted it here but they just wanted to blame IPOB

So ESN is no longer preventing Alaigbo from Fulani herdsmen huh?

sotall:


Tinubu should step down and not waste his money.

Let him go and take care of his health.

And Tinubu will probably pick a Northern Muslim as running mate, cos if he picks a Northern Christian, then he loses Nirthern votes. Now, people are left with these two unfavourable options to choose from.

Bonesbreaker:
We will never vote for atiku SS SE

Would you rather go for a Tinubu's Muslim-Muslim ticket?

Truthisunique2:
Udom or okowa I believe


Btw atiku government would be one of stealing to recoup all he has spent for decades

Be wise we can't afford a Muslim northernern for 16 yrs straight

How about a Tinubu's Muslim-Muslim ticket?

Ohislee:
Atiku should start his campaign in the North and finish his campaign in the North. His vice should also come from the North. We Southerners are not interested in Vice Presidency.

It is Presidency or nothing.

Then be ready to settle for a Tinubu's Muslim-Muslim ticket, cos Peter Obi's failure will be confirmed by 10am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07TG2FwWK2c

Rugaria:
They are using the BVN stuff the wrong way. Basically using it to hound lots sof citizens away from the banks. It's not a coincidence that the forex scarcity in the country, keeps increasing as EFCC continues with her lopsided and haphazard "fight" against Yahoo boys that is recklessly enforced with collateral damages like this one.. Lots of Nigerians are channeling funds that should have been directed to Nigerian banks to financial institutions elsewhere.

Most of the guys entrusted with the job of monitoring financial crimes are either stark illiterates in this areas or were recruited based on tribal grounds. Once they don't understand certain transactions, they will just blacklist everything. I guess this will increase as the general elections draw near and the ijiots in power they to muscle down their opponents. Time to start banking under your bed.

You're yearning gibberish, by saying the law enforcement agents don't know what they are doing... Illiteracy is relative you know, they could be illiterate in other areas, but they are professionals on their job, and you that doesn't know even jack as regards that job has no right to tag them illiterates.

Cakkie:
Good day, all. I'll be brief.

The first thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7063080/ampicillin-capsule-dry-heal-open


Pls my wound have refused to heal despite applying various medications on it (chloramphenicol, ampicillin, penicillin ointment, injection powder).

It's getting to two months now. I'm really tired nairalanders. Pls help me out, I have spent all the money on me trying to get it healed but all to no avail.

Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses and experienced health personels in the house pls I really need your sincere advice.


Pls help me get to the front page. I believe there are a lot of experienced folks in this forum. Pls help me out guys.

Get half cup of warm water, add some salt to it, and then add about 5mls of ncp (you can get ncp from pharmacy), then wash the wound with the mixture using cotton. After that, get hydrogen peroxide, use cotton also to wash the wound again using the hydrogen peroxide. Do that twice daily till it heals.