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Romance › Re: World’s First Public ‘masturbation Booth’ For Men Opens In New York by engrfaruq(op): 3:07pm On Jan 17, 2016

Kayoski:
when the people of Sodom and Gomorrah in hell hear about our atrocities.. they wud confess that they wer learners..

I tell u my brother

Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 3:05pm On Jan 17, 2016

gtrust:
1- The man was too lazy to look at his shoes before wearing them
2- The man lacks dignity to have not understood that he was in a public place at that time and that dressing up should be done in private
3- The man doesn't respect fellow mortals to have allowed someone humiliate himself by bending over on him to polish his shoes in public while people watched. Even the British did not treat colonized Nigerians like that

Anyway, I don't really care if that man carrying gun and polishing shoes in public is an SSS officer or not.

U don't care if he's an SSS operative or not? U should have checked the subject of the thread before commenting.

Politics › Buhari Leaves For UAE To Attend Energy Summit.. Pic by engrfaruq(op): 2:58pm On Jan 17, 2016

See the pics below.

Romance › Re: World’s First Public ‘masturbation Booth’ For Men Opens In New York by engrfaruq(op): 2:22pm On Jan 17, 2016

IamLEGEND1:
make e do reach naija......make we go do the needful.

Badt guy... u better go look for wife ooooo.

Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 2:18pm On Jan 17, 2016

TechRev:
OP wrote Dambazau's Shoe Shiner.

Lol thats DSS.

If u look at how the guy cleans the shoe with style and professionalism.... it seems like he's an expert in that aspect..... Lolz.

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Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 2:17pm On Jan 17, 2016

godfirstawe:
Excuse me sir.
Am not a lay man in terms of security details. ....

Polive details wear longer suit. U see them in commandeering styles among the VIPs.

The source of the video proves the authentication of the information.

We have seen a lot around.

AM happy this is in the news.

Its good to hear that u r not a layman. Then you should use ur knowledge and tell us which agency fit do that rubbish.... me am doubting if it's SSS.

Romance › Re: World’s First Public ‘masturbation Booth’ For Men Opens In New York by engrfaruq(op): 1:47pm On Jan 17, 2016

Can't imagine somebody entering into that place, draw curtain, do ur rubbish and come out and be looking people in the eyes.... hahaha instead of going to ur wife u would rather go to a machine..... end time.

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Romance › Re: World’s First Public ‘masturbation Booth’ For Men Opens In New York by engrfaruq(op): 1:16pm On Jan 17, 2016

End time people.

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Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 1:15pm On Jan 17, 2016

scribble:
Department of shoe shiners

Lolz what will u call police then?

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Romance › World’s First Public ‘masturbation Booth’ For Men Opens In New York by engrfaruq(op): 1:12pm On Jan 17, 2016

The world’s first public ‘masturbation booth’ has reportedly opened in New York, according to reports.

A company that designs a line of male $ex toys known as ‘guybrators’ is apparently behind the idea,

stressed out men need a place to be able to masturbate
during the day.

According to hellou, the masturbation booth know as ‘Guyfi booth’ comes complete with a chair, a laptop – for inspiration – and a curtain for privacy.

Speaking to hellou, the brains behind the invention Adam Lewis said:

“There’s no denying that working a nine to five job can be stressful on both your mind and body.

We hope the city’s men enjoy using the space we’ve created in whatever way they want.

It’s completely free of charge.

It’s really important for guys to look after themselves so that they can stay healthy and focus properly on the task in hand.

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Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 12:52pm On Jan 17, 2016

biafranbaby:
Yes, there are lots of zoo people in our land.

The fact that u agree to cohabit with Animals makes you nothing less than an Animal..... #fact.

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Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 12:45pm On Jan 17, 2016

biafranbaby:
4. I saw it in my dream last night that SSS don't clean shoes.

Lolz... do you guys over there have SSS? I thought because of the peace in Bia-fra-land they dont need security officers..... Wink.

Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 12:39pm On Jan 17, 2016

These media houses of our time sha.... i dont know why they are in a hurry to bastardized all agencies of govt just to give the govt a bad name. It iz well sha, i no fit shout.

Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 12:36pm On Jan 17, 2016

[quote author=Mynd44 post=42058933][/quote]God bless you my brother.... So the guy is Dambazau's Batman abi?

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Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 12:30pm On Jan 17, 2016

godfirstawe:
Private guards. ?

Minister of interior in charge of every every in this country?

Who else could it be sir *, moreover the source of the news premium news is being credible and they know the implication of publishing such farce if it is indeed one!

Even police officers on Protective security now wear suits... So lay people like me and u mistake them for SSS.
That guy is no less than a military detail of Dambazau.

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Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 12:28pm On Jan 17, 2016

I believe these SS people are on Nairaland and they are watching us, let us not throw an ignorant accusations on them else.... U go see GOBE.

Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 12:25pm On Jan 17, 2016

MansaMoussa:
Lolzzzzzzzzzzz @ " they don't put their guns on the left side"
So all DSS personel are left-handed shooters?
Interesting
!

I don't know whether they shoot with their asses.... this is what I've been told.

Politics › Re: Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 12:22pm On Jan 17, 2016

godfirstawe:
Am sorry sir.

I am not convinced.

These folks in the north know how to do able lordship over their subjects.

There aren't strong convictions in your opinions sir.

I gave three reasons doubting the Authenticity of the story, give three reasons why u are convinced that he's an SSS officer?

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Politics › Three Reasons Why Dambazau's Shoe Shiner Is Not An SSS Officer by engrfaruq(op): 12:17pm On Jan 17, 2016

A video has gone viral of a supposed SSS officer cleaning shoes for his principal Abdurrahman Dambazau.
I have watched the video carefully and came to a conclusion that the guy is not an sss officer because of the following reasons.

1. Dambazau was the Architect who changed Buhari's details from SSS to Private Security Guards, I therefore dont expect him to be using SSS as details and besides as a retired COAS and a three star General he is entitled to military details for life

2. Of all Nigeria's Security agencies, i believe its only the SSS that has some iota of discipline and professionalism, I therefore dont expect them to engage in such unprofessional act.

3. A friend of mine who is an SSS officer after watching the video laughed and told me that going by their trainings, they dont put their guns on the left side of their waist so the man on the video is certainly not one of them.

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Agriculture › Re: See The Animal This Farmer Caught (pic) by engrfaruq(m): 11:59am On Jan 17, 2016

SirJeffry:
He should send that to a zoo immediately, such animals are rare to see.

But I'm sure abo-ki has other plans though.

An abo-ki man is not starved of meat so he doesn't eat all sort of meat (that's a blessing) and I'm sure he will not kill that animal... highest he will sell it to carnivorous Non-Abo-kis who are always looking for a meat out of every little creature.

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Agriculture › Re: See The Animal This Farmer Caught (pic) by engrfaruq(m): 11:55am On Jan 17, 2016

SirJeffry:
He should send that to a zoo immediately, such animals are rare to see.

But I'm sure abo-ki has other plans though.

If u take it to the zoo, who knows what the animal eats? how can it reproduce? who will attend to it when its scik? best option is to release the innocent animal may be it has kids to carter for or a husband/wife to attend to.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: SSS Cadet Course 28 2014 Recruitment!!! by engrfaruq(m): 4:42pm On Jan 16, 2016

Philipsdael:
I just had a conversion with an sss officer and he
debunked the rumour of anything like accepting CV in
DSS right now.
those people that instigated this lies should be careful as
the service won't take it lightly with those that are
fabricating this lies !
My little contribution though.
if anyone doubts then let's hear him quote and mention
the states that have started accepting CV .

can u connect me with that sss officer please. I desperately need this job.

Travel › Re: SSS, Army, Civil Defence And Others Has No Business In Our Airports - Amaechi. by engrfaruq(op): 12:53pm On Jan 16, 2016

tempest01:
Few sss, and airport police should do

Civil defence nko? and what would the sss do there?

Travel › SSS, Army, Civil Defence And Others Has No Business In Our Airports - Amaechi. by engrfaruq(op): 12:44pm On Jan 16, 2016

The munister of transport Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi has said that Security agencies has no business staying in our Airports, they should therefore take the exit doors.

My question is, Is this a good development or not?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N5000 Is Not For Everybody, Its For Those On Skills Acquisition Programmes - FG by engrfaruq(op): 12:19pm On Jan 16, 2016

see the full story here..........

http://dailyindependentnig.com/2016/01/fg-clarifies-n5000-unemployment-stipend/

Jobs/Vacancies › N5000 Is Not For Everybody, Its For Those On Skills Acquisition Programmes - FG by engrfaruq(op): 12:16pm On Jan 16, 2016

The Federal government said that it has no plan to pay N5000 to Unemployed Nigerians just to be indolent and unproductive, saying such
payment will be made as allowances to those undergoing different skill
acquisition programmes.

Minister of Labour and Employment, Dr. Chris Ngige disclosed this in
an interview with newsmen at the APC secretariat said no country can
afford to pay stipend to her citizens to be indolent, adding that Nigeria
will not be different.

The Minister however explained that while some people will be paid N5000
under the cash conversion scheme, some will also get N10000 while other
may get more than N15,000 while in training.

He maintained that some people that will be given such stipend will go
through different training and later get employed by either the state or
federal government.

“We also have the programme on the commission cash transfer. Though
even you the press has said it, we won’t pay N5000 for people to be
indolent.

No country in the world, would pay people to go home and sleep
and collect cash, so Nigerian would not be an exception.

Phones › Re: MTN To Re-register All Its Customers - Dailytrust by engrfaruq(op): 11:43am On Jan 16, 2016

Folksyharry:
After I have gone to re-register my sim twice? They should not try that nonsense with me.

They no wan pay 1trillion Naira that's why... that fine is too much for them, they would rather re register everybody ten times than pay the fine

Phones › Re: MTN To Re-register All Its Customers - Dailytrust by engrfaruq(op): 10:17am On Jan 16, 2016

I already have two MTN lines so i no get choice than to reregister.

Phones › Re: MTN To Re-register All Its Customers - Dailytrust by engrfaruq(op): 10:16am On Jan 16, 2016

There is no strong policy in the Telecom sector.

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Pic Of EFCC, Itz Worth Sharing. by engrfaruq(op): 8:27pm On Jan 15, 2016

spartoo:
bia op, wat ar th names of those ones running?

identify them by their dresses.

Phones › Re: MTN To Re-register All Its Customers - Dailytrust by engrfaruq(op): 8:25pm On Jan 15, 2016

AwesomeRomeo:
Source

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/mtn-begins-re-registration-of-all-nigeria-customers/129145.html#gYpwxuCggydhDt67.99

Phones › Re: MTN To Re-register All Its Customers - Dailytrust by engrfaruq(op): 8:13pm On Jan 15, 2016

Before the thin come be like BVN style make i go do my own Jejeje. by monday.

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