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spyder880:
After spending some time to crank my brain to understand the quotation, I think what my guy wanted to list are;

10. Vernia ten foot

I think its veneer. I may be wrong

Rip

Hmmmm...... I am guilty of buying Tokunbo Tyres, but I will never do that again, just bought all four, Goodyear, but my spare na still Toks...

And if you drive a fairly used second hand Tokunbo, you must have these guys as personal buddies, brake master, alignment normally called ELA in local parlance, a very sound REWIRE, and a vulcanizer [i][/i] for cold patching of ur worn tokunbo tyres...

Naira? What exactly is that? I schooled in Tel-Aviv, Israel.

N.B: mods i am not sure if this is the right section for this Thread, please kindly move accordingly


This fellow called me with a hidden number, I picked up the phone and to my greatest surprise, I heard d caller addressed me by my first name.
He asked me to guess who could be calling me from London. I smiled and said uncle Wale. Meanwhile Uncle wale lives in Chicago. He started dishing out his foolishness, making up excexcuses why he is sounding differently, that hr is on the landphone and stuffs like that. I told him I understand. Its worthy to note here that our Uncle calling from London has heavy Ibadan accent whereas we r from d ijebu speaking part of Epe, Lagos. At ds point he gave out a UK mobile number that I should call him ASAP that he had some information for me, I told him no P.
He waited for 2 days he didn't hear from me, so uncle from London decided to call back, he was on d offensive "kazeem I asked u to call me for 2 days now I have not heard from u" . so I fired back at him, sir why r u also like ds? For almost 2 months u asked me to help u clear ur container loads, 3 honda civc saloon cars I have used my personal funds to clear one with d hope of getting a buyer in time to clear d remaining cars, now no buyer, my money tied down d clearing agent u introduced me to has not been nice either. So what do I do now? Uncle from London got confused and gave me another mobile number in Nigeria, belonging to mr fred a licensed clearing agent. Mr fred will assist me clear d remaining cars. I answered ok sir but I won't release those cars to mr Fred if my over 300k that I used to clear d first car is not paid. Now uncle from London seem interested in thise phony cars and his making arrangement to wire me d cash. He wants me to hand everything over to Fred. Fred and uncle from London no dey gree my fone rest again. Bush meat dey catch hunter. That awkward moment wen mugu become master...lol

Ezedon:
this is a welcome development but it depend on the type of satellite, the effectiveness and durability and most of all accessment and maintenance

I quite understand ur point, but mind u, once a satellite is launched into the appropriate orbit, access to it is almost impossible, and ur maintenance, is it ground stattion based or some mecho would be making periodic trips to Mars or Venus to check is a bolt needs replacement? Me I can laff in Ijebu ooo

Mai suya hardly rests.....
Morning :buys ram/cow or goat as d case may be..
Afternoon: kills d animal
Evening: roasts meat
Night: sells meat....

My prayer for everybody on ds forum. May our lives never be rest free like that of d Mai Suya..

pansophist:
sounds interesting, update us how it goes. If our uncle from London go send 300k

no problem. I will keep u guys posted

This fellow called me with a hidden number, I picked up the phone and to my greatest surprise, I heard d caller addressed me by my first name.
He asked me to guess who could be calling me from London. I smiled and said uncle Wale. Meanwhile Uncle wale lives in Chicago. He started dishing out his foolishness, making up excexcuses why he is sounding differently, that hr is on the landphone and stuffs like that. I told him I understand. Its worthy to note here that our Uncle calling from London has heavy Ibadan accent whereas we r from d ijebu speaking part of Epe, Lagos. At ds point he gave out a UK mobile number that I should call him ASAP that he had some information for me, I told him no P.
He waited for 2 days he didn't hear from me, so uncle from London decided to call back, he was on d offensive "kazeem I asked u to call me for 2 days now I have not heard from u" . so I fired back at him, sir why r u also like ds? For almost 2 months u asked me to help u clear ur container loads, 3 honda civc saloon cars I have used my personal funds to clear one with d hope of getting a buyer in time to clear d remaining cars, now no buyer, my money tied down d clearing agent u introduced me to has not been nice either. So what do I do now? Uncle from London got confused and gave me another mobile number in Nigeria, belonging to mr fred a licensed clearing agent. Mr fred will assist me clear d remaining cars. I answered ok sir but I won't release those cars to mr Fred if my over 300k that I used to clear d first car is not paid. Now uncle from London seem interested in thise phony cars and his making arrangement to wire me d cash. He wants me to hand everything over to Fred. Fred and uncle from London no dey gree my fone rest again. Bush meat dey catch hunter. That awkward moment wen mugu become master...lol

Lilimax:
She was a great sculptor.

No, she was a potter.....as in China clay, ball clay, kaolin, throwing wheel, firing kiln. Not chisel and wet iroko....OK?

I use Vacuum cleaner

very funny....Na so one call me yesterday..."I want to spend d day with u, pls come pick me up" fear grip me, me think say me don see awoof, tho me i haf chop inside before o, since i didnt show up at her place she called me like a million times, even the fuel wey dey inside my car na to carry am go work on Monday, when she see say I no show up, she offered to take a bike to where I was, God so good I was in the company of a friend, na so she come begin scratch head, "ehm actually as in, u know my school resumes tomaro, and the registration portal will close by 6am tuition is 30k and I have raised 11k can u pls help me with the balance? Instantly my John Thomas drop muscle....Na me enrol u for d skool? There and then I tell am say I no get money...If u need such favors tell me at least 2 weeks before..I be like father Christmas? She picked up her fone, called another potential maga got another bike, and flew..

I was about 6...around 7pm just immediately after a heavy rain. It was relatively dark outside. I was to go drop something an indian movie video cassette. Then I saw this masquerade like being, with stuffs I can best describe as horn. I swear I saw this thing. It danced in a somewhat circular pattern for a number of times I couldn't count....then off it went. I still remember well

250k sir? Serious buyer. Email kazoranky@yahoo.com if my offer is considered. Tnx

Qbaba:
500k ?

Baba u harsh oo... The guy no thief am na...

Yoruba Land: No

Aboki Land: Yes

Musulumi Perspective: The best form of marriage..

Sincerely, if this is what we call press in Nigeria, then me I will just fold my arms and smh.... I seriously do not like to comment whenever politics is involved, check my profile here, my only active section is nairaland autos...but we need to put the record straight....The paper was silent about where the murder of that innocent man was committed and where those arraigned were arrested.
Anyway, this is what happened that fateful day, I was in Akodo Resort area with my family, then, this man Folami or what did they call his name? the one they called special adviser....came in from Orimedu, where he had had some confrontation with one Bode Oyedele, a PDP chieftain in that area, me i no know wetin happen o, i sha hear say dem kill the guy(Lamidi) for Orimedu, then police came and arrested Tola Kasali, his CSo Tobun, and that other man, several other people were arrested from the APC camp were also arrested at the resort where APC chieftains were having their party SECRET CULT meeting...but majority of them were released that same night, but Dr Kasali was not left off the hook, me for my own mind o, think say na just to dirty him guber ambition race, How would u arrest and prosecute a man for a crime committed kilometers away from where he was... who knows the meaning of alibi?

400k deal?

45ok sir? Tnx

4C2215131:
Got to say, if the engine is as good as this car looks, it's a good buy give or take a coupla 100. Nice maintenance man.

Thanks...engine is up n running. I have a log of every oil change done so far. The dates n mileage, as well as d date n next oil change km. Same with my other cars.

SA.......keep the calls coming

he lives just opposite my house, his claims to have hailed from Epe has been met with a very high degree of controversy. He is a front runner in the race to succeed BRF as Lagos governor. His first name starts with A as well as his last name. Ever since he has been publicly nominated by a Lagos monarch our lives in this neighborhood has never remained the same. Visitors to his house on a regular basis block the entrance to my house as well as those of others in the neighborhood. Loud music on a regular basis always coming from his compound, disturbing the peace of the neighborhood.
I don't think he deserves to be governor of a state.

Ac chilling, power steering, factory fitted stereo, excellent working condition.

Contact: Kazeem 08062127399

680k? Deal?

800k? serious buyer...

Kingron is a very honest young man.. I am the lucky buyer of his very clean and perfectly working Toyota Camry. Deal with him and u will never regret it. Happy sales Bro....

[size=15[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]pt]Any problem I need to know about? Please send engine pix to kazoranky@yahoo.com...320k? serious buyer..[/15]

kingron: but then again i dnt knw if its only me or it iz general... I have not seen any Naija man with a with a white woman as wife in Nigeria! the women end up staying dere, even after having children they still wnt change location bck to Africa..some wnt even allow you to take d children bck to Nigeria...I really v no intention of stayin ovaseas...
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does the name lady SHEILA Solarin ring a bell?

Dinocarex: Loooolzz... U mean 'Little Messi'?? That guy was 20 years old, 4 years before the competition in 2009.. I think he finally played in a friendly for us and he was a total flop!!!

U mean Stanley Ojoro?

Lie lie... Agali and Obodo shouldn't be on a list of flops... in my opinion Furo Iyenemi should be somewhere in the top 5...
opabunmi and Efetobore Sodje... Isaac "flatfoot" okoronkwo.. all great flops..

See u on Saturday if it's not eid-el-fitri.... Cheers