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CelebritiesRe: Nairalander Steps Out In Distressed Jeans by engrkaz(m): 10:50pm On May 03, 2015
publicenemy:
Oh..... This guy at ward 9, bed 3 @ Yaba left. I fear ooo...Hope u r not his next bed neighbor?



























I know him.
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Of The Day:- Becareful Of The Kind Of Cloth You Put On, See What Happened by engrkaz(m): 12:13pm On Apr 30, 2015
AyoTizzy:
lolz...i don't think soldiers are that daft to beat innocent ppl..morova d third guy won't be alive afta dat much strokes..
Na joke na...why take it muscularhuh
CultureRe: List Of Yoruba Dialects by engrkaz(m): 3:13pm On Apr 22, 2015
EWESO DEDE EWEN OMO ALARE........ALARE A GBENI OOOO

IJEBU EPE (LAGOS STATE)
PropertiesRe: 5 Companies With the Coolest Office Spaces in Nigeria [Photos] by engrkaz(m): 10:41am On Apr 22, 2015
Here in CSTP...an activity centre of NASRDA....working condition aint that 5-star.....that is due largely to bad leadership...buh the pay I swear might be better than many of those guys in colorful cafeterias....et cetera.....The least paid here takes home over 200k...



Meanwhile


#babanowthatuarethere....... Revisit our working conditions, and many of us are long overdue for foreign training, since stealing is not corruption, our directors have decided to steal all the money meant for that purpose....

EducationRe: , by engrkaz(m): 6:23pm On Apr 21, 2015
jaybee3:
@OP

Please answer the questions in the quoted post truthfully and let's take it from there.
In addition, what's your current GPA?
and u entered uni with ur GPA calculated from ur pry sch ba? This boy is a fresher in first semester for crying out loud...meaning he doesn't have a gp yet not to talk of GPA
PoliticsRe: Meet Solomon Aranse, Police Inspector General (Acting) by engrkaz(m): 5:09pm On Apr 21, 2015
iphanyiuma:
Nice one sir I always dream of becoming an IGP...I pray I get there
Then perfect ur bribe taking skills....
Foreign AffairsRe: See What South Africans Had To Say Concerning Xenophobia by engrkaz(m): 10:49am On Apr 20, 2015
WITHOUT APOLOGIES.....THESE F**KING EXTORTIONIST SOUTH AFRICAN COMPANIES MUST LEAVE NOW!!! THEY ARE THE REASON WHY AN AVERAGE WORKING NIGERIAN GO BROKE BEFORE 14TH OF EVERY MONTH......FELLOW NIGERIANS, LET'S START BURNING DOWN THERE FACILITIES, KILL THERE SOUTH AFRICAN DIRECTORS, THIS IS A CALL TO SERVE THE SOULS OF OUR MAIMED COUNTRY MEN IN THAT SHIT AFRICAN COUNTRY.... PLEASE NIGERIANS LET'S GET OUR PETROL AND MATCHES, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING...I AM ALREADY MOBILIZING YOUTHS IN MY HOOD, THERE OFFICES AND FACILITIES SHALL BE BURNT, AND ANY OF THERE NATIONALS FOUND I SWEAR WE SHALL KILL...I WILL POST PICTURES OF BURNING MASTS ON THIS THREAD WHEN WE START...PEACE NIGERIA!!!
TravelRe: Tourism: Ikogosi Warm Springs Ekiti (new Pics/video) by engrkaz(m): 3:00pm On Apr 19, 2015
OOOOO BOY......This place don change ooo....The last time i went there was 2004...it has really changed for better mehn....Kudos
PetsRe: Y'all Tell Me What This Is by engrkaz(m): 11:03pm On Apr 18, 2015
Somebody in ur villa is prolly straffing a cat...looks like a cat crossed with a man
CultureRe: Her Father Refuse To Return His Bride Price. by engrkaz(m): 11:53pm On Apr 15, 2015
Hmmm....This bride price issue seem very serious in certain parts of Delta state... I had a very terrible and at the same time funny first hand experience.

Sometime in 2010, I went with a friend to Ubu-luku in Delta state for his maternal grandma's burial. After the church service, the old woman was being prepared for interment, then we got words from the Palace that the burial ceremony must the stopped and the mama's corpse returned to the morgue. I was so perplexed when I overhead invited guests secretly discussing the reason for the cancellation of the burial. Here is what they were discussing....

MAMA HAD A MARRIAGE WITH A MAN, WHICH LATER FAILED, AFTER THE FIRST MARRIAGE, MAMA MOVED ON AND RE-MARRIED ANOTHER MAN (MY FRIEND'S GRANDPA) GRANDPA DID NOT RETURN THE BRIDE PRICE TO THE FORMER HUSBAND, THE GRANDPA, THE FORMER HUSBAND AND THE MAMA IN QUESTION WERE ALL DEAD, BUT RELATIVES OF THE FORMER HUSBAND DEMANDED THE CORPSE BE SENT TO THEM, AND CERTAIN MATERIALS (LIKE GOAT, CASH, ETC) BE PAID TOO AS A FINE... WE WERE IN THE TOWN FOR 4 DAYS, MAMA WAS NOT BURIED TILL WE LEFT...

That got me wondering....what is it with this bride price?
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi And Wife Hold A Thank You Road Show In Ibadan (photo) by engrkaz(m): 12:31am On Apr 15, 2015
Congrats to Gov Florence Ajimobi and Her deputy, Sen. Abiola Ajimobi.....
PoliticsRe: Oyo: Folarin, PDP Candidate Removes Transformer Donated To Community by engrkaz(m): 2:51pm On Apr 14, 2015
lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Benefits Of Being On Nairaland. by engrkaz(m): 1:33pm On Apr 14, 2015
You get to see great offers in the AUTOS section...I am a living witness..I have bought great cars twice on this forum....
TravelRe: Photos: 4 Nigerian Students Found Dead In An Apartment In Georgia by engrkaz(m): 1:07pm On Apr 09, 2015
jayymysterio:
i was once in Georgia(Tbilisi), and i personally know the four of them. You guys will always be remembered with the name TBILISI 4
RIP good guys
God have mercy....This is Daniel Braimah now...my very good friend. I spoke with him a couple of weeks ago. We skyped n chatted for hrs on bbm. Pls tell me he is not d one......haaaaaa tears..
TravelRe: Mistakes Made In Non English Speaking Countries by engrkaz(m): 11:45am On Apr 08, 2015
ALGIERS.........I Refused to eat POULET....not knowing its my favourite...CHICKEN
CrimeRe: 'I Took A Risk; I Was Unlucky' — Suspected Drug Mule by engrkaz(m): 8:25pm On Apr 07, 2015
Is it not better for them to be in jail than to drown in d lagoon?
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by engrkaz(m): 8:30pm On Apr 05, 2015
I swear I love them BIG...wetin I wan dey do with toothpick?
PoliticsRe: Doyin Okupe Speaks. by engrkaz(m): 12:19pm On Apr 04, 2015
Jonathan be like before March 28 no vacancy in Aso Rock...beware of 419 (and my boy, okupe omo ale jati jati)
PoliticsRe: See What Some Nigerians Are Claiming They Saw After Buhari Was Announced Winner by engrkaz(m): 2:48pm On Apr 03, 2015
I saw it too....very true
CelebritiesRe: Olamide (baddo) Share A Photo Of Himself Smoking (see Pic) by engrkaz(m): 5:26pm On Apr 01, 2015
Amugbo jati jati
PoliticsRe: Oshodi Violence: MC Oluomo Reacts by engrkaz(m): 8:55am On Mar 27, 2015
Na wa o. I think nothing concern AGBERO with OVERLOAD na... ..
PoliticsRe: GEJ Wasn't Cursed But Blessed By Yoruba Obas (Photo) by engrkaz(m): 10:12am On Mar 23, 2015
prevail23:
d things dey are holding,it looks like these 15rounds banger dat kids play during xmas undecided
If them use am BANGER ur life, u go know say dog no dey chop kola....omode o mogun..on pe lefo
RomanceRe: Help!!! He Is Turned On By Ladies with Stretch Marks !!! by engrkaz(m): 10:11am On Mar 23, 2015
Sincerely its nothing wrong, I love ladies with that mark on their bosoms.... I remember PEJU(not her real name) I got attracted to her cos she had those good looking lines on her bobby....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter-final draw Draw On 20th March 2015 by engrkaz(m): 1:06pm On Mar 20, 2015
mcdreeezy:
I know a club like real madrid would be praying they get drawn with as monaco... Their own don be if uefa carry atletico give dem; that's like an automatic UCL exit for them cheesy
guy u get mouth plus including wisdom. Ur surname na Solomon?
AutosRe: Photos: 1999 Toyota Camry ₦ 550,000 (negotiable) + FREE Test Drive by engrkaz(m): 9:47am On Mar 19, 2015
can I come for inspection? I know High Court Igbosere....
CultureRe: Origin Of The Word "OGA" by engrkaz(op): 3:41pm On Mar 14, 2015
ChristyG:
it is Yoruba,which means boss.can u people stop trying to steal Yoruba words,first oyinbo now oga.mtcheww
and what makes u think am not yoruba? u r a lady and ds tribalistic? I pity ur future husband
CrimeVideo Emerges Of Violent Lekki Phase1 Robbery by engrkaz(op): 2:19pm On Mar 14, 2015
here is an amature video of the violent bank robbery earlier in the week...

Videos of this quality have been used in the past to nail criminals in the past. This should aid in the investigation of the crime.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwWw_UIt2J8
AutosKnow The Meaning Of The Numbers On Ur Tyres by engrkaz(op): 1:37pm On Mar 14, 2015
Most often times I have wondered the meanings of the various numbers and letters that are usually scripted on the side of tires. I know a lot of you also wonder about it. I did a little research and will explain what they mean.


The numbers on car tire are explained using the letters and numbers printed on the side of the tire. They tell you the tires purpose, the complete dimensions, the total load/weight capacity, speed rating and more. They indicate what we call the Tire code. The code includes the tire size, radial construction, the type of vehicle the tire was made for, speed rating, and PSI inflation rating which indicates the amount of air that should be blown into it. Tire specs also include something called load rating. This is important for hauling or towing a trailer. Read below for a complete tire guide.
Car tire numbers explained
Tires will have something similar like this printed on the side of it: P205/60R16 90H

The first letter means type of tire for certain vehicles.
P = Passenger vehicles tire
T = Truck vehicles tire

The 3 digit number (205) is the Width. This number refers to the tire width in millimeters. It is measured in millimeters from sidewall to sidewall.
The 2 digit number (60) is the Aspect Ratio. It is the ratio of the height of the tire’s cross-section to its width. The number 60 means the height is equal to 60% of the width of the tire.
The letter (R) stands for Radial. This means the layers run radially across the tire.
The number (16) is Wheel Diameter. It is the size of the wheel measured from one end to the other. It tells you the size of the wheel that the tire is intended to fit on.
The next number (90) is the Load Index. Load Index shows the maximum load that the tire can support when inflated properly. You can also find the maximum load on the tire sidewall in both LBS pounds and KG kilograms.

The last letter (H) identifies the Speed Rating. The speed rating tells you the maximum speed capability of a tire. A tire with an H speed rating has a maximum speed capability of 210 kmph.

How to determine your tire speed rating
Here is a chart that will identify your tire speed rating. The last letter on your tire will be one of the letters below:
M = 130 kmph
N =140 kmph = Spare Tires
P = 150 kmph
Q = 160 kmph = Winter Tires
R = 170 kmph = Truck Tires
S = 180 kmph = Cars and Minivans
T = 190 kmph = Cars and Minivans
U = 200 kmph = Sport Performance Cars
V = 240 kmph = High Performance Cars
W = 270 kmph = Ultra High-Performance Cars
Y = 300 kmph = Ultra High-Performance Cars

I hope you find this piece useful, buying the right tire for your vehicles can ensure safety on our roads.
CultureOrigin Of The Word "OGA" by engrkaz(op): 1:29pm On Mar 14, 2015
I sincerely can not prove which Nigerian language the word Oga actually originated from, as it readily blends with all Nigerian language.

My submission is somewhat comical, but for some reasons (perhaps to know the original roots from Nairalander's contributions), I will share them here...

Heard during the slave trade era, the slave masters had locals whose jobs were to organize the slaves, and the slave masters called them ORGANIZERS....this became too difficult for our people to pronounce, so they called them "ORGA" as this was much easier for them to handle. These "ORGAs" were men of authority and could act in the absence of the slave masters... Maybe that is why they say "OGA NA MASTER"

FamilyRe: Child Molestation - I Was Molested Twice As A Kid by engrkaz(m): 6:51am On Mar 11, 2015
I had an encounter with a molester
..aunty Patience.. This was in July 1990. I was just 6.5 years old. She even threatened to report me to my mum if I fail to do what she asked me to do. I complied n that singular act has greatly affected my sexual orientation. I can't even stay committed in marriage.
Car TalkRe: Funny Names Nigerians Give To Cars by engrkaz(m): 11:23am On Mar 10, 2015
Honda Accord 2002 (Europe)
Adidas/Academy

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