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Sports / Re: Barcelona Takes Down Poster Of Neymar For Betraying The Spanish Club by enimcnite(m): 11:36pm On Aug 03, 2017
Hazard will sign for barca..he has offered himself. Smart guy!
Romance / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by enimcnite(m): 4:25am On Jul 21, 2017
makydebbie:
Lol
you're very pretty
Health / Re: When The Mad Dog Bites: What To Know About Rabies by enimcnite(m): 6:23pm On Jul 13, 2017
Lol

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Crime / Re: Lagos Underaged Sex Workers Dislodge Their Adult Colleagues Over Clients by enimcnite(m): 9:12pm On Jul 07, 2017
Lol

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Crime / Re: Two Nigerian Men Fight In Italy, One Throws The Other Off A Bridge by enimcnite(m): 7:22pm On Jun 06, 2017
itsdumebi:
The cause of the fight is not known but the two men fight bitterly which ends with one throwing the other off a bridge.

http://politicsngr.com/2017/06/06/two-nigerian-men-fight-italy-one-throws-off-bridge/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYjfk8K7IBs

Mr camera man, At least give us a proper recording of the fight and stop showing us the ground and other irrelevant things.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest 2 For Murdering Italy-based Omoruyi Okundolor In Benin (pic) by enimcnite(m): 8:05pm On May 27, 2017
Human life don't mean a thing anymore
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake And Rodent I Killed Today! by enimcnite(m): 12:22pm On May 19, 2017
topsam1:


Spotted! Happy Birthday to you bro
Thanks a lot...I appreciate it bro! wink
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake And Rodent I Killed Today! by enimcnite(m): 7:10pm On May 18, 2017
eddyline:
looks like a grasscutter, don't know what type of snake that is though
yea...I hope someone helps with the name of the snake...very beautiful skin
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Snake And Rodent I Killed Today! by enimcnite(m): 6:49pm On May 18, 2017
rheether:
I doubt if you bought that. You were probably bargaining with the seller.
See as you just spoil my front page market! embarassed
But as you kon be fine fine lady....I no need front page again..just your 11 digits grin

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Nairaland / General / See The Snake And Rodent I Killed Today! by enimcnite(m): 6:41pm On May 18, 2017
Cc: lalasticlala you go like this kind of snake. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Shina Peller's 41st Birthday Dinner In Lagos by enimcnite(m): 12:06pm On May 17, 2017
Kin shati lowo!...*In the voice of 9ice*
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by enimcnite(m): 3:27pm On May 16, 2017
Marael:
which game
SK Brann - Sandefjord Fotball
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by enimcnite(m): 3:24pm On May 16, 2017
One game left to win 29.5 milla. Baba God abegi o
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by enimcnite(m): 10:54pm On May 12, 2017
B943CCQAASAEC-3128131 So help me God of bets.
Gaming / Re: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by enimcnite(m): 7:36pm On Jan 27, 2017
Gaara101:
This!!!

Finished it within an hour...if you understand the movement and controls of the mini helicopter very well. ..it's easy
Gaming / Re: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by enimcnite(m): 7:31pm On Jan 27, 2017
Score hero...best Android game right now for football lovers!
Politics / Re: Hilarious Cartoon About Buhari And The Fuel Scarcity by enimcnite(m): 5:57pm On Apr 06, 2016
Sai baba!!!, he is working hard to restore Nigeria. Just give him more time.

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Family / Re: Is It By Force To Take Your Child To Santa? (Photo) by enimcnite(m): 6:34pm On Dec 20, 2015
This is the GRIM RIPPER!...lol
Health / Must Read: What You Don’t Know About Postinor 2 by enimcnite(m): 3:16pm On Mar 12, 2015
As I was going through my “ashana’s” bag some days ago and I saw three packets of POSTINOR 2 in it , I was very curious to actually know if this drug had very severe side effects to a lady so i consulted my real girlfriend “google. com” some hours later.

Postinor 2 is a medication to prevent pregnancy if you shine the sperm into the ovary, whether intentional or not. It can prevent pregnancy 95% in the first 24 hours after intercourse, it is used as a form of emergency contraception (more commonly known as a morning after pill).

Postinor-2 is formulated to function in a manner similar to the female hormone progesterone allowing for prevention of pregnancy if taken within a reasonable period of time. Generally, it is recommended that Postinor-2 be taken no later than three days after having unprotected sex.

EFFECTS OF POSTINOR 2

1.When taken in the middle of the menstrual cycle, the preparation may inhibit ovulation.

2.The pill can cause changes in the menstrual cycle in the lady. Your next period could start earlier or later than expected and flow can be lighter or heavier than normal.

3.It can cause nauseating feeling which occurs in approximately 25% of users vomiting

4.It can also bring about bleeding disturbances in some cases, 2-3 days following tablet ingestion

5.Sometimes it can cause breast tenderness, headache, dizziness, fatigue.

6.In the majority of cases the next period starts as expected or somewhat earlier, if the period is more than 7 days late it is recommended to perform a pregnancy test.

7.In case of prolonged or heavy bleeding, gynaecological examinations is advised.

8.If the user has a reported case of asthma, heart failure, hypertension, migraine, epilepsy, renal impairment, diabetes mellitus, hyperlipidaemia, depression, and / or stroke, the preparation may be used exclusively in the above mentioned emergency cases. it is not appropriate for regular use.

The manufacturer of the emergency contraceptive offers the efficiency of the pill when it is taken as directed. Logically, the longer the interval between unprotected sex and taking the pill, the decrease in how effective it will be. It is estimated that Postinor-2 will prevent 85% of expected pregnancies. 95% of expected pregnancies will
be prevented if taken within the first 24 hours.

So I employ every guy to always walk around with postinor2 because you never know when you will have a match because you don’t want to receive that “We need to Talk” text after 7 weeks
Food / Re: Do You Remeber This Drinks ? If Yes Which One Os Your Favorite? by enimcnite(m): 10:52am On Mar 04, 2015
#1 tandi
#2 goldspot
#3 limca..
They wer all 10naira back den grin
Politics / Re: Just Imagine What These Guys Are Doing To Themselves by enimcnite(m): 10:50am On Mar 04, 2015
Na Jona dem go vote for...no blame dem

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Nairaland / General / Real Interview With A Vampire by enimcnite(m): 10:45am On Mar 04, 2015
The Interview With Peter

Did you see or read Ann Rice's Interview with A Vampire. Did you like it. If so then your going to like what we have for you here.We have for you a interview with a man named Peter who claims to be a real live ( or rather undead vampire ) who says he was born in 1789 near Charleston S.C. This interview was done over email and telephone and while we can not say everything in it is real you can read it and see what you think.

Q. Ok you say your a real vampire tell us about yourself a bit if you will.

A. As I told you I will only give my first name which is Peter and tell you that I was indeed born in 1772 near Charleston S.C. on what was then a Rice Plantation on what is now the Ashley River Road. The house I was born in is still there today though no one no longer lives there. My father was a wealthy man of the time and made a lot of money from Rice and trading. I was the third son and as I grew up I had the run of the plantation where we lived and loved my childhood on the plantation. My family at the time also owned a house in downtown Charleston.

Q. When and how did you become a Vampire?

A. When I was 17 I was a wild young man spending the days sleeping and the nights going out to parties when there were parties or meeting married women for secret trysts other times. As I said I was a wild young man and I lived my life to the fullest. In the late fall of 1789 after my birthday in October when I turned 17 I was riding my horse to a near by plantation when one of the most beautiful women I ever knew rode into the road in front of me on a huge black stallion. She had dark skin and long black hair that fell down her back and onto the back of the horse. And she had a face like a angel.

I quickly introduced myself and she said yes Peter I know who you are. I said ok but who are you. She told me and asked me what I was up to this evening. It was just before dark and even for Charleston it was quite a warm night for so late in the fall. I told her I was on my way to a near by plantation. She got off her horse and tied him to a low hanging branch of one of the massive gnarled old oak trees there on the creek. She said walk with me a bit Peter. I don't know why but I quickly obeyed getting down off my mare and tied her up to a near by tree. When she took my hand in hers it was like I felt electricity pass through me. I know I jumped and she kissed me quickly and said come along Peter. I followed her up under the huge oak trees along the creek and she let me take her in my arms.

I won't go into vivid details but I will tell you that before the sun rose again I had received the dark gift of being made into a vampire. It is done in much the same way as Ann Rice described it in her books and incidentally Ann Rice got it pretty close to right with vampires with only a few exceptions.

Q. What did Ann Rice get wrong about Vampires. Can you elaborate a bit?

A. Well lets see. One big one is that I've never known a vampire that slept in a coffin. Darkened rooms yes but never coffins. And while the sun does make a young vampire a bit uncomfortable I am as comfortable in the sunlight as I am in the moonlight. The sun doesn't make us go poof or turn us to dust. And for the record garlic, crosses, or Holy Water don't work. Actually they don't do anything at all to us. Removing the heart from a Vampires Chest will kill it as will chopping off the head but that's about it folks. I've waited all my life for some one to hold a cross up and try to stop me. I would probably lean forward and kiss it and really blow their mind.

We can not survive on animal blood. In fact we would just throw it up. It has to be human and it has to come from a living breathing human being. We can't or don't rob blood banks. The blood from them would be useless. We have the ability to drink from a human and the marks seal almost at once. We take only what we need. But drink human blood we must and yes we have to drink it every day.

And my hair will always be the length it was the night I was made. If I cut it with in 24 hours it will grow back so somehow Ann Rice got that one close to right.

Q. Can you tell us if Vampires have any kinds of special powers?

A. Well I can't turn into a bat or fly but vampires do have special powers. I can scan a house from the outside and know who's inside and what they are doing. And if I'm near you I can read your thoughts and know exactly what you are thinking. I can also move much faster than a human can. And if I'm near to you I can make you forget that I just drank your blood and no you won't find any puncture marks as something in my saliva heals them almost as soon as I make them.

Q. Do you have any ideal how real vampires came to be? Where did they come from?

A. Well the cats already out of the bag on this one its just not widely known. The legend or story among our kind is that Judas Iscariot was the father of all vampires and that the real true vampires will roam the earth until the return of the Christians Christ.

Some vampires claim they can only drink the blood of Christians but I know that is not true. The vampire who gave me the dark gift was born she said in 1143 England and I don't doubt her at all. Shes the one who originally told me that we came from Judas Iscariot though she said she had never saw Judas Iscariot nor had she ever met any vampire who claimed to have met him.

She told me that there are darker more vicious vampire like beings in Europe but I have never met one of them. And yes we know each other. If there's another vampire with in 5 miles of me I will know it and so will the other vampire.










Real Interview With A Vampire Continues


A. Ok what about ghosts do they exist? Have you ever saw one?

Yes there really are ghosts that walk here on this earth along with a few other strange creatures. While I was alive as a human I had never saw a ghost but I think it was only because I had never been where there was one. After my Mom and my older sister had both passed away and been buried in the family graveyard I returned to the old family plantation home in Charleston and I saw both the ghost of my Mother and my older sister. When they saw me they feared me and knew what I was. My mother made the comment to me. Go away you unholy thing. Over the years I have returned and have saw the ghosts of my Mother, older sister and other family members but have never saw the ghost of my father or younger brother. Other vampires have told me they think the peoples ghosts you don't see have gone on to some where else. Some have even went as far as to claim that those you don't see are in hell. One thing I will tell you is even though I have known vampires that were destroyed I have never saw the ghost of a vampire. And that's something that other vampires just don't talk about.

Q. How many vampires do you think there are in the United States?

A. It is in the low hundred thousands I'm sure. There are more real vampires in the United States than any other place I have ever been in the world. China for some reason has the fewest. Many vampires claim to have seen older more violent vampire creatures in Europe but though I have been there many times I never have.

Q. What is the oldest Vampire you ever knew? Are there any vampire secrets your not telling us.

I met a Vampire in Ireland that claimed to have been born in what is now northern Ireland in 300 BC. And he said he knew older vampires.

I think I have basically told you all the secrets of the vampire that I'm going to tell you. And there really is a lot that I don't think anyone knows. I myself have traced vampires back before the time of Judas Iscariot so I'm not sure if Judas Iscariot was the father of all vampires or if he even had anything to do with the creation of vampires at all. Maybe they have just always been here. I do wonder what happens to the soul if a vampire is killed. And I have wondered why no vampire has ever claimed to have seen the ghost of a vampire. And even though I have seen the ghosts of many of my relatives who were my family when I was a human why are there some people that you never see a ghost of. Is there a hell? I don't know but I do wonder.

Q. Thank you for your time. If anyone else has questions will you try to give us a answer.

A. Yes sure you know how to get in touch. Let them ask their questions and if I choose to I will be back and give you a answer.

Q. Would you be willing to turn anyone into a Vampire?

A. Possibly but I would have to know them long term and see them in day to day life. I have to tell you that a lot of humans turned into vampires do not make it very long. I have even seen some walk into the sun trying to end it. But remember the sun will not kill vampires though it can make them very uncomfortable especially young vampires. You never realize until you receive the dark gift how devastating it can be to the average just turned new vampire. I am not going to come over to your house and turn you into a vampire so there is really no reason to ask.

Q. Are other beings like werewolf's , witches , etc real or fiction. Do you know if they exist.

Werewolf's are very real and there was once many more werewolf's than today. Witches are of course very real. As are demons and other creatures of the night. Read your own Christian Kings James Bible to read about Demons and Witches.

Q. Do you have a great love who is a vampire.

I loved my maker more than anything on earth but time has separated us and we have moved on. My greatest love ever was a female vampire named Christinia from New Orleans and it was she that I truly considered my mate. She was made in the early 1700's but she looked at most 22 and was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. She vanished on April 3 2006 and I have not been able to find her. We had no argument she just vanished and I think she may have been killed by a vampire hunter. Or vampire hunters may be holding her to this day.

And that folks is a interview with a real live vampire. I have never met him in person and I do have my doubts but if you talk to him he sounds so real. He talks as if he himself really does believe that he is a vampire. If you have a question for him post it in the comment section below.But he says he will not make you into a vampire or become your close friend.

Family / Re: Is There Anything Wrong With This Kiss? (photos) by enimcnite(m): 5:20pm On Mar 03, 2015
I was at the party oo...so many hot Nadia looking babes wer all over the place cool
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Vs Nadia Buari: Who Is Prettier? by enimcnite(m): 4:56pm On Mar 03, 2015
dechandel:
Tough question!

Nadia kinda looks like me

Gennny is beautiful kiss


Biko no one should quote, to counter me angry
MBA, u resemble freakazoid! (just kiddin) grin
Politics / Re: Pictures from the President's Interaction with 5000 Young people in Lagos by enimcnite(m): 9:29pm On Mar 02, 2015
Lol

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Car Talk / Re: Nissan Rolls Out First 'Made-In-Nigeria' Cars (Photos) by enimcnite(m): 6:06am On Feb 21, 2015
GhaliNaaba:
Fraud of a policy, yeye baka. You put Cart before horse and expect miracle you people are failure for supporting this shallow Idea, tell me where they see iron they used for the car?
What about the tyre and the others. Our iron production must be working to the full capacity first and the electricity must be regular. You take part of motor to Nigeria for assemblage and you are celebrating. Group of failures.
If GEJ still advertise his achievement of 6 years, it meand he did nothing.
Nigeria has decide to March Buhari into Aso rock and GEJ out from Aso rock.
APC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Too many blind and clueless ppl in this country, aswear I tire for them o
Jokes Etc / Boko Haram Leader Abubakar Shekau Takes Selfie In Barbing Saloon:o (photo) by enimcnite(m): 8:31pm On Jan 23, 2015
Just a decent joke....don't take it P grin grin grin

Bullet in the head if barber f**ks up

Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Not To Sleep With A Virgin by enimcnite(m): 2:19pm On Jan 17, 2015
denkyw:
op ur points r true, I argue with none. I know what I past through in the hands of a virgin, those set of girls are very stubborn and resistive ,very alert for my liking. instead they reciprocate to your gestures in love making they will just lie there stupidly, they r only interested in were u want to touch them so they can remove your hand. I explored all the seductive skills I knew all to no avail, she enjoys my kisses but that's just were it ends ,at the end of the day mission was impossible but am now glad it was cause am not the committed type I just wanted to get laid but she has something bigger. thank God it didn't go far cause I wouldn't want some gal crying cause of me, I won't like such gal to lay a course on me neither .
op with this your points and the ones I have personally ironed out, I hereby abort my mission, I will have nothing to do with such gals again I wouldn't even wish to marry such, I rather continue. with those set that knows what's up who are rather concern with commission than commitment at least for now till further notice.

Well said!
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Not To Sleep With A Virgin by enimcnite(m): 3:25pm On Jan 16, 2015
tiwalademi:
op,sumone disvirgined d once virgined gurl u had love to av after bein disvirgined
True that! but as long as I'm nt that "somone" I'm cool with that wink

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Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Not To Sleep With A Virgin by enimcnite(m): 12:13am On Jan 15, 2015
Medunah:
The girls who now have skills, werent they virgins once?
sure they were, but somone took the time and stress to baptize and certify them as fairly used grin

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