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Romance / Re: Ten Kinds Of Women U Shouldnt Disvirgin If You Arent Ready to marry Them by Enkyl(m): 8:36am On Jan 10, 2017
10 kind of fücks I don't give

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Sports / Re: A Recap On FIFA Best Player Of The Year Award 2016 - First OF His Kind by Enkyl(m): 8:34am On Jan 10, 2017
First of his kind?
Are you from Ibadan? I know you guys have the H factor like you say Ouse instead of House but I didn't know it affevted your writing skills too
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Wil Commit Suicide If I Don't Have A Job This January by Enkyl(m): 8:31am On Jan 10, 2017
stphil:
pls my fellow nairalanders, i have been a Petroleum Engineering graduate since 2012, finished service 2016, and since den i moved to lagos jn search of a job. I have done several fastings and prayers, believed God but till now no Job. pls i need anybody who God can use to get me a job to keep me alive anyjob atal hotel, fastfood, cashier, technician, store keeper anyjob atall will do me pls before i comit suicide i live in ajah area of lagos state. sad 08039175059 ezephilip70@gmail.com

But seriously before you do that can I sell you some life insurance At least let someone benefit from your death

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Nairaland / General / How To Tell A Woman's Character By Her Injuries (fun Only) by Enkyl(m): 11:11am On Sep 15, 2016
DISCLAIMER: This post does not encourage, condone, support or trivialize violence against women and females in general. Violence against women is a very serious issue that demands serious solutions.

I have this weird theory that i want to share, in my office i have this colleague that is always rude to her subordinates and fellow managers, she talks like a horse on oshogbo weed. But recently she came to work with swollen lips and the gist i got was that her neighbors husband punch her in her mouth for insulting him.

Hence my theory

1. If you see a woman with punched out swollen lips = she is rude and talks like anyhow

2. If she has punched out swollen eyes = maybe she is a greedy / cheating woman who cant resist material gifts and always ends up cheating

3. Swollen or slapped out ears = she doesn't listen

Just for laughs grin grin
Technology Market / Re: Very Neat Dell Venue 8 Pro Tablet (64gb Wifi 3g) by Enkyl(m): 2:36pm On Aug 24, 2016
Rhaspody:


Its what I have right nw

Whats your last price i want to buy
Technology Market / Re: Mint Native Union Premium Wireless Speakers by Enkyl(m): 2:34pm On Aug 24, 2016
Last price?
Technology Market / Re: MINT Dell Venue 8 Pro Windows 10 Tablet Wifi+ 3G by Enkyl(m): 2:33pm On Aug 24, 2016
hOW MUCH LAST?
Technology Market / Re: 1 Month Used Sony Xperia Z5, Smart Watch, Headphone,other Accessories Still Ava by Enkyl(m): 2:33pm On Aug 24, 2016
50K TODAY
Politics / Re: Obiano's Reply To Sahara Reporter On Vegetable Export by Enkyl(m): 10:34am On Aug 02, 2016

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Politics / Re: Obiano's Reply To Sahara Reporter On Vegetable Export by Enkyl(m): 10:14am On Aug 02, 2016
aresa:
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Instead make you tell your short man devil ipo b leader to stop lying or show us export documents and farm pictures, you dey bark like village bingo inside my ear.


These villagers sef.. grin

Hey come on, dont do that, why not just let Sahara reporters approach ABX and disprove this, not cool to be rude
Sports / Re: 2016/17 Season Jerseys Now Available! [PICS] by Enkyl(m): 10:11am On Aug 02, 2016
donvic17:


You haven't gotten a jersey from me but you are quick to condemn my work.. Please go and do something better with your time and stop badmouthing other people's business

Okay, maybe i was too forward to insult your jerseys, i am sorry about that. That was childish and immature of me.

Its just that there are so many fake jerseys out there

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Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Ikot Ekpene By Hanging On A Palm Tree (Photo) by Enkyl(m): 9:15am On Aug 02, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
suicide is a way of telling God you can't fire me, I quit...

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Sports / Re: 2016/17 Season Jerseys Now Available! [PICS] by Enkyl(m): 8:49am On Aug 02, 2016
donvic17:

Go and buy your jersey from Nike, Addidas or Puma store... Then after buying it, use washing machine to wash it
Dude I have the original doesn't drop all the letters like those fake ones here.

As long as the machine is set to synthetics.
Stop selling fake knock off replica jerseys
Politics / Re: Checkout How Zahra Buhari Respond A Man Who Advised Her Not To Marry Northerner by Enkyl(m): 8:13am On Aug 02, 2016
Politics / Re: Governor Fayose Reportedly Heals A Cripple Man by Enkyl(m): 8:12am On Aug 02, 2016
Nairaland / General / Re: Beware!!! They Now Attack People That Comes To Deposit In Bank With Black Magic by Enkyl(m): 8:12am On Aug 02, 2016
Romance / Re: A Disturbing Story About Women Who Have Had Abortions !!!! by Enkyl(m): 8:11am On Aug 02, 2016

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Education / Re: Microsoft Dynamics AX 7 Technical Online Training |online Classes by Enkyl(m): 8:10am On Aug 02, 2016
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Properties / Re: SANDFIELD COURT N5.5M C of O God time is the best by Enkyl(m): 8:08am On Aug 02, 2016

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Culture / Re: Help In Kano Bayero University by Enkyl(m): 8:07am On Aug 02, 2016
Please anyone here who stays in Kano or knows someone there should please help this young man

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