I was kinda shocked when I saw this COW this morning in somewhere around abeokuta, ogun state...

simba1:
It hasn't started, when it starts you would be informed.and you neccessary won't need to go down to Ekpoma, u cud get it from any agent bank near you, atleast you should see the poster

Thank you

Please... Fynestboi.. I stay in ogun state. And am aspiring for ambrose alli university(AAU)) please do I need to go to edo state for my post utme registration

A dying man on his sick bed in
the hospital called for his wife
and four children.
Dying man: "To you my wife,
take over the petroleum
company at 4, Awolowo Rd
Ikoyi" Wife started crying loudly.
Dying man: "To you my first son,
take over the shopping mall at
12 Kingsway Rd Ikoyi
" First son rolling and screaming.
Dying man: "To you my second
son, take over the gas station
close to the Airport."
Second son crying louder.
Dying man: "To you my third
son, take over the eatery at
Falomo ." Third son was wailing.
Dying man: "To you my only
daughter, the high school is
yours."
Daughter crying loudest.
The confused nurse asked, "I
don't understand why you
people are crying and screaming
in pain, your dad left you a great
deal of properties to make you
comfortable till the end of time."
Wife: "properties kor...
comfortable ni !
He is a cleaner and those are
places he cleans everyday.
We are to continue the job
where he stops...
. . . .

Even though are around
human bodies all day
(afterall,you have one of your
very own)you probably don’t
know everything there is to
know about them.Never take
your own body for granted
because some of the things it
can do are mind-blowing…
1.Every 60 seconds your body
red blood cells do a complete
circuit of your body.
2.Sometimes,when you want
to pee,you can visibly see that
your bladder is bigger.
3.Over a course of your
lifetime,you’ll shed about
40lbs of skin.
4.Ovaries contain over 500,000
eggs,but only 400 get the
opportunity to create life.
5.Everyone has a completely
unique smell(except twins).
6.Men produces about 10
million new sperm daily
(approximately enough to
repopulate the entire planet in
6 months).
7.Your nose can remember
50,000 different scents.
8.Your body has enough iron
in it to make a metal nail 3
inches long.
9.Sweat itself is odorless.it’s
the bacteria on the skin that
mingles with it that produces
body ODOR.
10.Your skin is the largest
organ in your body;if an adult
make’s skin were to be
streched out,it would cover 20
square feet.
DO TAKE A PROPER CARE OF
YOUR BODY COS IT’S YOUR
PRIDE…

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc/HND Certificate
• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert
• The 4th was eating your land and house documents
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project
• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .
Which one will you kill first, why?

Please nairalanders... How can I post articles on nairaland Please... Make una no abuse me ooo

may God nor let GMB dies b4 step his foot to aso rock...*smh 4 GEJ

one reason y m scared of marriage...ladies ehn...chaii *smh

Ishilove:
Tell it to the e-warriors here, foaming at the mouth and cussing each other's parents.

yeah...., datx true...i take dem as *JOBLESS SHITS

Ishilove:
Tell it to the e-warriors here, foaming at the mouth and cussing each other's parents.

yeah...., datx true...i take dem as *JOBLESS SHITS

[i][/i] breathless by shayne ward

himkers:
Useless giyel! Her bweast is not even handful

yeah...datx true.