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Mtheeeew...weere pple

studded:
She's a woman of honor and dignity...

Their...is...God..++00000000

Mehn!!! We lack striker

Alyricist★Laura:
Brazil has a Soft Side for this Upcoming World Cup Imo

How Many Ashawos can i buy for about 40,000 grand$Us in Sw Nigeria?

I Am Planning a Trip Soon.....

Will i just be Afforded The Luxury of Infinite Naija Vagene, or is it Costly?

I don't pay Us Prostitutez more than 40$ Bucks

400-600$ When i am in Vegas.

I'm bringing about 130,000$ grand with me on my trip to Naija, and i plan on spending 40,000$ on Ashawos, and like 11 grand on mask,items,culture pieces,Ornaments ect...

Who do i need to Call?

Ur Family...

During My school Days I Observed That:
(1)Since José Mourinho got sacked by Chelsea in 2007.
Chelsea have won 7 trophies and Arsenal have won 0."
(2)When you scream God's name during sex, I wonder if
you're trying to remind Him to punish u later."
(3)The day a Ghost got involved in an accident was the
day i stopped watching Nollywood."
(4)What's the relationship between Rain & PHCN in
Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch
thing..
(5)Someone walks up to u drinking Ice-Cream and tells
u to help him with T-fare cos he's Stranded..pls shoot
Him!"
(6)He did the Exam so well that He Took the Answer
Scripts Home to show His Room-mates"
(7) That awkward moment when you type"Trophyless ­­"
on Google and the result shows"Arsenal""
(Just put currency sign in front of your pin and igbo
girls would add you. $2737A4A7"
(9) sweat from some girls' armpits will turn blue litmus
paper red."
(10)If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the Bible &
anointing oil or Qu'ran as Vals gift, free her, na WITCH"
(11)They say love is more important than money. Pls
try paying a lagos conductor with a hug?"
(12)In a Nigerian Home...If your friend forgets to greet
your parents, that's the end of that friendship.if you
agree"
(13)Women are like police, they might have all the
evidence in the world but they still want a confession!"
(14)People That Smoke Weed Before Going To Church.
You Wanna Compete With The Most High?"
(15)In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u frm ur room
to pick up something that is sitting literally 2inches
away from them.
(16)If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH, Even IRON
SPONGE Cannot Change It!"
(17)If 80k brazilian hair couldn't get you a good
husband, why not use it to pay a counselor to talk good
sense into your life"
(18) Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow one sleep comfortably
during service.. Thought the house of God is also my
father's house?"
(19)The hot girl next to me in class just fell asleep.
Maybe I should fall asleep too..so I can tell my friends I
slept wit her?"
(20)WHITE KID: "Shut Up Dad"!!; * Dad shuts up* DAD-
*Shut too* 9JA KID: "Pale, Shut up abeg"*wakes
up*....where am i?....DOCTOR: Oloshi..Igbobi Hospital"
(21)A slap is a manual override mechanism used to
rectify a person acting like a fool.....no one is above a
manual reset."
(22)Some Igbo people with their names tho, how can
you be naming identical twins"Praise and Worship"?"
(23)U opend Ur legs & he bought U BOLD 5, U opend 4
anoda guy & he paid for Ur BIS. Pls open 4 me too,
lemme buy U d Charger."
(24)And So, I was watching a yoruba movie...and this
Guy shot himself in the head THRICE...Awon
Oloriburuku!!"
(25)Someone Blocked His Dad on facebook, the Dad
also Blocked Him from entering the House
(26)One rapper just said "My blood is so full, call me
'bloody fool'".......Why lord?
(27) U can't recite a Bible Passage! but u can mention
68 Hotels & Clubs in Lagos without thinking? My Sista,
ur life is blinkin on a low ba3!"
(28)Marrying a lady whose cooking skills can only be
compared to Victor IKPEBA's English issuicide."
(29)All women MUST get married! No man should go
unpunished!"
(30)Its only a Yoruba Father that Prices SchoolFees!"
(31) You try to call your GF from a public call centre on
her street, and Her number appearsas 'Sweet Heart'
GOOD DAY PALS

Incredible

It's so confused that Winners can't enter CAC church and both can't enter baptist church...why is it so...

Tinz happen dis days ooo

LESSON

Remind yourself that you are here to learn lessons. Be present with your process. Pay attention to what you are experiencing. Be diligent with actions which enable you to"get" the lessons presented to you. Ask for answers and you shall receive them. Listen with an open heart. Explore all options. See your judgment as a mirror. View each crisis as an opportunity. Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons.
Each lesson you learn in your lifetime will open doorways to your own sense of limitlessness. There is no limit to your compassion or patience, nor to your willingness, commitment, tolerance, or any other pocket of understanding you reach into.
There is no part of life that does not contain lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned. Striving to get all the details of life under control is impossible, because life will present new lessons daily. You never actually finish all your lessons, for as long as you are alive, there are lessons to learn. Regardless of your age, or station in life, or success level, you will never be exempt from the lessons you need to learn in order to continue growing.
Your journey on earth is constantly unfolding,and while your wisdom grows and your capacity to deal with challenges expands, newlessons will present themselves. In fact, as the depth of your wisdom increases, your capacities expand proportionately ­, allowing you to take on and solve with greater ease more advanced challenges.
Each person has his or her own purpose and distinct path, unique and separate from anyone else's. As you travel your life path, you will be presented with numerous lessons thatyou will need to learn in order to fulfill that purpose. The lessons you are presented with are specific for you; learning these lessons is the key to discovering and fulfilling the meaning and relevance of your own life.
You will be presented with lessons in every circumstance that surfaces in your life. When you experience pain, you learn a lesson. Whenyou feel joy, you learn a different lesson. For every action or event, there is an accompanying lesson that must be learned. There really is no way to avoid the lessons you are presented with, nor is there any chance that you will be able to skirt around the learning process
You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called "life." Each day in this school you will have the opportunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or hate them. The meaning of life is different for every individual...

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Messi.....go find food,stop eating finger

Atleast u can say the truth

solidbroda: I would love if this nice write-up go up to the frontpage.
The fact that we have So many religion and even sub-religion is an indication that religion is a sham, fraud, MLM tactics and pure social control.
THe existence of God still get me confusing. but i don't want to believe all those write ups in the so called ''Bible'' because if it is Holy, why would they (elites) put Holy in from of the Bible.? Is it to use subliminal messages to control us into believing that it is Holy?
Reading the bible all through, you can see some mind controlling tactics and so much more.
Humans were the ones who wrote the bible, Quran ect for selfish reasons which are obvious till date.
Pastors soooo rich, religious violence and so much more.
I am not a christian nor a mulim, nor all these religious non senses.
I am who i am.

Don't say what u don't know if u don't know what 2say....''The Quran wasn't written by anybody''
Not even Prophet Mohammod(saw)...
Or may be u'v gat any proof??

ocelot2006: @ OP, are you freaking crazy? SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND!! So why wreck another man's relationship?

even 12years old gal will tell u she's in a relationship nowadays......so tell me wia on earth u'll find single lady...

PortHarcourtBoy: Na the 450k per movie wey Uche Jumbo take buy Range Rover Sports??

I need to use Vernier Calliper take investigate the width of her "bia-bia purse"...

mumu....it's not per movie, it's per script

mediainspired: Manchester United and Van der Sar (before he retired). He never allows goals in, no matter the trick of the opposing striker. Sometimes i thot he was a 'winch' or uses steroid drugs. Next in line is Rio Ferdinand. My sweet Redds (Never Walk Alone) use to hold d record of England's most successful club b4 Man U took over, cos useless Chelsea & Arsenal culd do nothing to prevent it (weaklings!). I also don't really like Barcelona & Messi cos of their arrogance. I will always root for their opponents to win (except it is Man U or Chelsea)

Repent man...don't go down with doom team

Nashoji: Chelsea, chelsea, chelsea, chelsea and chelsea because i am a man utd fan but i dont hate any particular player.

Eyeah sorry....u don't ought to think of what happen yesterday hen....

sunnyboi: Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea. And Chelsea

if u no be mouthchester disunited....u go be barboonlonar(barca)

Make den go die nah.....

1day bushmeat go cartch the hunter

''Only'' N45.5m?..God go punish dat ur mouth...Oloriburuku.....but don't worry sha u may be pardoned coz dis is Nigeria...den go jst tell u shey make u go pay #450 only.....dis country sha..

dvdon: What is Odemwingie? Is it a name of a Tissue Paper?

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R U A LEARNER

They r playing African football not the world class football that Nigerian use 2play..they r worst