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adajoe555:
The same thing I did for my ex ,Only God knows how I managed and took him home that day, immediately we reached he vomited, me was still cleaning that one he pooed I cleaned him up and bath him, now he ended up cheating

The thing is do you think you did the whole stuff out of love or you would have done it for any one in such situation

Evaberry:
To be honest with you. you are a wonderful human being, it's hard to see a nice and caring guy who will do stuffs without wanting anything in return. trust me you will see a girl who will appreciate you and see how awesome you are.

Don't call her, she wants more and currently you are not able to give her what she wants.

I'm sorry dear but you really deserve better. it's guys like you that makes me smile.

Well said

AntiWailer:
U want to call her?

Mr. Oku Obo.

Have you made a lot of the money she complained about ?

Not yet I guess and u want to call her.

Send me your address I have a slap Package I need to deliver to u.

Not calling to settle issues but to say hbd

Muhsinkhan:
Laffs into microphone

Oga just advice

Let me not bore you with stories of how we met and all.

But it happened that the first time she came over for a weekend we went out for a date in a bar.
We were so inlove that we played some drinking games and believe me she wasn't the drinking type .

It was later I got to know that she played the game with me cos I pleaded for it. We had shots of vodka and at a point she became highly tipsy. I managed to call a Friend who dropped us off.

Getting home she was very uneasy and that was the point she opened up to me that she was menstruating.

At this point babe could not even stand straight. The only idea on my head was to bath her but since that was just two weeks after we met I had problems doing that cos babe was almost unconscious (I needed her consent)

I later summoned courage and undressed her ... Taking out the very wet,soaked,bloody pad. When she was naked I think the cool air from the fan made her gain some consciousness and that was when the unthinkable happened.. She pooed all over my legs and laps..

I took her to the bathroom washed her up bathed her and made her throw up. Then allowed her sit on the WC and then returned to the room to clean the mess.

At this point she has gained full consciousness but was very weak. I later brought her back and asked if she had an extra pad then I opened it (she directed me on how) and then I helped her pad up ... Laid her to sleep.

These were the only signs that made me believe for sure that I love her.. As I couldn't not have done these for any girl I knew before her.

Fast forward to eight months later. We had issues and babe told me that I am selfish and not caring. Again in her words
" if handsomeness / money is what I am looking for in a man you wont even be on my list"

This babe knows that I am not really that buoyant for now. And to think of the fact that she tells me how goodlooking and handsome I am and how she was so crushing on me at first sight...

Today makes it a month I blocked her on all social media. We haven't spoken to each other...

Tomorrow is her birthday.
Do I call her
Am I wrong to have blocked her
Why do girls take the smallest real things for granted

folakemigeh:
Whats This?


Next time wear something that fits you, not necessarily must it be a designer

She covered her body and opened her eyes.. But you .... Opened ur body and covered eyes

LastMumu:
Send me a pm, I have the file you seek. The file is an exe application.

Please kindly share same, I got the mail too

ammyluv2002:
Lolz! Bros, I need help too oh!

Ah ah... Babe pls

You can do this for me and I know it....

What about a WhatsApp chat... Or do I drop my e-mail

sholaball:
Dude jst keep the faith bro. U would get the job. You just have to trust God and pray that his favour locates u. I believe the job is yours and u would receive a positive feedback.

No whahala

sholaball:
Seriously dude who are u to say he wouldn't get the job. If u don't have any positive thing to say y don't u shut ur algae infested mouth. At best you keep the faith with a brother but rada you act like u know the heart of the interviewer and u start spewing nonsense

I wondered

ammyluv2002:
ENROYALE GLOBAL SERVICES LIMITED, a leading consulting firm, is seeking to hire the services of a proficient Sales Manager on behalf of our client. This position is responsible for managing the business. Coordinates the shipping of goods, sets up displays, and assists customers and staff during business hours.

Sales Manager
Location : Abuja

JOB DUTIES
Meet financial objectives by preparing an annual budget; scheduling expenditures; analyzing variances; initiating corrective actions
Organize and distribute staff schedules
Ensure standards for quality, customer service and health and safety are met
Resolve problems that arise, such as customer complaints and supply shortages,
Organize and maintain inventory, Supervise and co-ordinate activities of the team
Maintain client database for follow up purposes
Oversee processes through which the sales team works with internal and external project
owners to develop strategic sales pitches for products and services.
Manage high level projects and oversee day‐to‐day activities including lead tracking and
trade show evaluation and management.
Meeting your own and your team’s sales goals and targets set by the company.
Consolidating and prepare sales reports and meeting
Perform Routine correspondence with clients in a prompt and professional manner.
Ability to Supervise 4-5 people, Staff in various areas of responsibility
Handle customer questions, complaints, and issues

JOB REQUIREMENT
Bachelor’s degree in marketing, advertising, or related field
Minimum of 4-5 years of sales and/or marketing experience
Ability to multitask and prioritize a variety of tasks
Exceptional communication skills both orally and written with clients and internal colleagues
A professional and kept appearance
Knowledge of the interior design community would be an added advantage
Applicant must be resident in Abuja

Salary: 70,000 with commission
All between the ages 40-45 years old.



Catering Manager
Location : Abuja

This position is responsible for the Day to day management of the Catering Department and staff, ensuring excellent customer service, compliance with the food safety policy and a varied and accessible food choice, including provision for those with special requirements.

JOB DUTIES
Ensure that stock and staffing are maintained in accordance with the needs of the department.
plan menus in consultation with chefs.
Oversee the management of facilities, e.g. checking event bookings and allocation of resources/staff
Ensure that high standards of service and a clean, safe and tidy working environment are maintained at all times; and food hygiene and health and safety are maintained in accordance with
policies and procedures and all current legislation.
Plan new promotions and initiatives, and contribute to business development
To organise, line manage and motivate the catering team, ensuring the performance of the service
delivers effective first class customer service, maximising revenue generation and smooth operation
Ensure that performance reviews are undertaken to develop the service and staff performance in line with customer expectations.
Ensure that events are properly equipped and executed by transporting, pulling, setting up and breaking down, as well as returning equipment to designated storages in compliance with event standards and instructions.
Responsible for drawing up budget plans, directing and maintaining records of the day-to-day activities, taking care of the production facility and performing administrative duties
Maintaining quality service by establishing and enforcing organization standards

JOB REQUIREMENT AND SKILLS
Applicant must be between the age 35-40 years old
Minimum 4 years industry experience
Applicant must possess a minimum of BSc in food science or any related field
The ability to lead and motivate staff
Excellent interpersonal skills
Excellent written and oral communication skills
Excellent organisational skills and a proven ability to manage and supervise teams
Ability to follow tasks through to completion
Excellent Team working skills
Working knowledge of Microsoft packages including Word, Excel and Outlook
Numeracy and financial skills in order to manage a budget
Applicant must be resident in Abuja

Method of Application
Interested Applicants should forward their Cvs to careers@enroyale.com

Babe me and you don tey for here ooh... Isn't it time I sent my CV to you so as to help me out

Melian:
NairaSand 's analysis is accurate, you should take it and not bother yourself with more validation. However, his interpretation of "we would get back to you" isn't entirely correct. From my experience, "we would get back to you" swings both ways. I also disagree with him that you won't get the job. Only your interviewer will know that. Good luck.

P.S- the first question is the first test of your confidence level and attention to details. Just that. Nothing like humility. If you glanced at your cv for a split second, you may have failed depending on whether or not your interviewer gives second chances.

This is actually the best interpretation for the first question....

Bro can you help with the others pls

Finstar:
Op.. You lack confidence and I can bet my balls that you won't get that job.. I'm not wishing you bad.. Just stating an obvious truth.. Your constant strive to get a rating shows that deep inside you, you know you fuvked up.. You're just here seeking for consolence. Face reality bro..

Will quote you when I do

amicable09:
Lol. As the girlfriend of the MD wey I be na?

Or as the omnipresent that I've suddenly become

I wasn't there with you and I can't rate you based on what you wrote here as your responses because it isn't and cannot be 100% accurate. If you were sweating while saying those words, how can I judge? If you were stammering, is it captured in this thread? If you were smiling at the paper the MD was holding rather than looking him in the eye, how can I tell? If I smile was awkward and fake, Will amicable know?

How about your dressing?
How about your general body care?
Your handshake?

Uncle, I'm a strick examiner. You don't want me to ever mark you in your absence because I'm very thorough. Very very. And detailed too. I observe things you wouldn't even expect me to take note on. That's how I am.

Without forgetting that an interview is not all about talk. Your body language speaks.

Be your own judge.

I still demand ur rating

amicable09:
OP I've been in your shoes many times than I can number. I think of all the interviews I've attended in life, it was only two of them I came out very confident because the interviews were like a walk in the park for me. However, the majority of them saw me replaying my answers in my head after the interviews.

I shouldn't have said that.
I should have complimented on the lady's dress when she said something nice about my trousers.
I should not have been too forward when I told them about my last pay.
I should have sat up straighter than I did.
I shouldn't have made all those hand gestures like I did. It must have been distracting.

Oh! Will I make it to the next stage? Will I be called for the job? Will I? Will they?

That's perfectly normal but this is what I'll say, there's very little or nothing you can do to change what has happened but you can pray about it and confess positive things.

Keep saying the outcome favours you whether good or bad. It's working in your favour. You're not disadvantaged. You'll not be short changed. The more you say those words, the calmer you will be. Such that whatever the outcome, you're better prepared for the next shot.

Best wishes as you await their response.

Still need ur rating over 100%

ammyluv2002:
God will help you....just relax your mind! It will end in praise.



All the best

Thanks love.... Ee don tey wey I quote you here sha... Thanks again

Equal2DeTask:
Pray against Disappointment.

I would.... Pls you too can put in some words for me too

NairaSand:
Fantastic then.

I guess you are 100% positive??

jd1986:
Pray that the HR doesn't have his/her own candidate...Goodluck!

I don't think....

NairaSand:
First thing is this, I want to know how this ends.



The first question was to check your stupidity or ability to be humble and actually recheck even when you're 101% sure.

The second question was to check your communication skills and calmness. It's your house, you have gone there more than 1,000 times. Can you explain how you do it in a calm and refined manner?

Question three was to know your worth. If he had to pester you to give a figure, you fuvked up big time.

Number five sounds generic and withdrawn. If he was really into you, I'd expect a reply like you'd hear from me (or us).

If I'm going to be honest, I think you won't get the job. I hope I'm wrong though.

Good luck.

The last comment in his words I quote " you will hear from us" and of course he did this with a hand shake.

Did I tell you we both wore smiling faces throughout the session .

Dominionforlife:
Go for thanksgiving in advance because God has given you the job.

For real??

Amen... Will quote you when it happens

Earlier today I was in an interview session with an MD of a very big group... These are the conclusive part of the whole session .. Please help me with possible assumptions.


1. What would he have meant by asking if the number on my CV was accurate and correct and that I should cross check

2. Was asking the exact route and cost from my place of residence to the office

3. He really pestered me until I was able to mention my acceptable remuneration

4. Then he said he wasn't interested in asking me long questions cos he knows what he is looking for when he sees it. He added that even those who are asked numerous questions and who pass them may not perform at the end of the day.

5. This one may sound usual but he said " we would get back to you "

The last comment in his words I quote " you will hear from us" and of course he did this with a hand shake.

Did I tell you we both wore smiling faces throughout the session

Please guys even if you don't know what to say , just score my chances over 100%

Thanks

Pls who can help out

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QueenBeeHive:
Hard to describe. Usually, good collarbones come with a nice, not too deep dimple between the two, and a good set of trapezius muscles behind them oozing aura confidence and charm

This is me .... Exactly ma description. Do you mind my shiftless pics on WhatsApp

istandfortruth:
Not allowing a white man to rule us as president but allowing lunatics in black skin to lead us.

Meaning we shouldn't have gotten freedom at all

yarimo:
One of the Achievements is to have BUHARI as president. Greatest mistake is to have GEJ As vice president and later president

Seriously

Please feel free to tell us what you think is Nigeria's greatest achievement and her greatest mistake since 1960.

As for me I think its her ability to remain united since 1960

And her greatest mistake was allowing military leaders come back to rule as Democratic leaders again

nelson7777:
how are u going abt ur workout?, nw u hv a job in d island,
i knw it will b affecting ur fitness wise badly

Have narrowed trainings to Saturdays only ( when I can make it) but the daily push ups, I don't Miss

Freeman50:
Young lady, you wanna see if he gat it huge down there eh.

Sorry for bursting your bubbles.

You may be right .... Hmmm

Phonefanatic:
I learned about fiverr here on Nairaland now I'm self employed and earn roughly 300k per month.

Bro pls can you relate with me... I am so interested...

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