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Mynd44
Seun
Lalasticlala

Pls help educate Nigerians... Jungle justice aint the answer to real long lasting justice but a short cut

etzskillz:
29 December 2017 kwa,how come

2016... That was

omogidi234:
Big congratulations oh!

Next time time if you are taking something that is not yours and you found another similar, please call the owner to help.

Same thing happened somewhere in Omole, Lagos some years​ ago.

Someone told his friend to help pick something from his Toyota Highlander, the friend got downstairs and saw two Toyota Highlander cars, same model, slightly different colour, parked beside each other, the guy just guessed and opened one ( I was amazed that the key can open another), alas, he opened the wrong one and owner shouted thief. If not for explanation and that the other guy came down, maybe the guy would have been mobbed.

This things happen so fast and so coincidentally

Oche211:
Thank God for u. U re so lucky. Some people were nt lucky to give this sad tales.
Baba God has got ur back.
#SayNoToJungleJustice.

Thanks man... I was really Lucky

It is no longer a far fetched fact that the daily living condition in our country has by great measures deteriorated to the worst ever since independence.

even during the civil war not every part of the country was in this level of pandemonium/strife/hunger/lack/penury/wailing and pressure.

the above conditions have directly led to depression especially in the minds of the average Nigerian youth. the resultant effect and aftermath of the whole are crime and jungle justice respectively.

I am necessitated to write this piece as a result of the alarming increase in jungle justice in our society and with the sole aim of letting Nigerians and Africans especially her youths know that sometimes/most times the jungle justices are jungle mistakes; and ofcourse we know how irreversible the end result is.


MY STORY

For avoidance of doubts this event happened to me 29th december 2016 in enugu state

i had traveled to my state for the festive. on this fateful day, i was hanging out with my goons at about 9pm.
i got a call from a girl i had met somedays before of whom i really wanted to have a date with but wasnt successful due to her busy nature.

her call was a breakthrough to my request cos she had suggest that i com down to her place to keep her company and then discuss what ever issue it was i have been proposing.

looking at the time and knowing fully well that i had nothing less than an hour thirty minutes to get there and discuss what ever i had in mind, it was necessary for me to be faster with my mobility.


realizing that one out of the guys i was with had a bike i quickly requested that he gave me his keys so i could rush down to somewhere and be back in no time.

my dude gave me his keys and pointed to the bike.

getting there i found out that there where three similar bikes (same colour,brand,and all) parked at same place. my discretion was simply to try the key on any one and that it should start the right one.

the first trail was all i needed cos the very first bike i tried started. with joy i took off memorizing my toast lines.

i got to the girlz place and we were having a smooth discussion until suddenly i noticed a group of guys gathering outside the gate where i had parked my bike. all with different types and sizes of weapons. the girl was starting to feel uncomfortable so i had to find out what was wrong.

getting there the guys (now a complete mob) asked who parked the bike and ofcourse with no fears i said ME.
to be sincere that was the last word i said cos that was the last word i could say for i was pounced on, hit, beaten, stabbed, etc

the whole scenario took a worse turn when the girl was asked who i was and she said she doesnt know .

at this point i was on the floor with a Tyre on my neck. fuel was taken from same bike i had ridden on the question now was who would light the spark on me. the event took enough time and at this point the owner of the bike started calling me to return.

being incapacited to pick my call, on of the mob picked for me. i guess with the hope of letting the caller know i was a thief ready to be burnt.

but my story took a miraculous turn when the caller said "enshi wey my bike nah ... i want dey go house"

it was then they started asking my caller who he was and that he should come down to where his friend was about to be burnt


he told other guys with him at the bar and in no time they were at the spot. i was already soaked in blood and could not talk.

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED??

the keys to my guyz bike was a master key and could start any bike, i tried it on the wrong bike and left on it.
the owner wanted to leave and couldnt find his bike. so they set out with a search team and found it parked outside the compound where i was.

i was rushed to the hospital treated and was good. i recovered quick cos of the vindication i felt. and i forgave all except that girl.

what if my guy didnt call when he did
what if i didnt go with my phone
what if there was a lighter readily available
what if i was burnt

say no to jungle justice embrace legal/judicial/parliamentary procedures.

the court, the police the truth cant not fail at the same time.

CC: lalasticlala
seun

Its was simple and it remains simple
She selected what she ate and she never jumped from one man to another then she exercised

Serving in this school was a life time sensational experience

Rasheedinho3:
Lagos.

Island, mainland

Rasheedinho3:
should I drop my CV too?
I studied Economics and I'm through with Service.
Thanks in advance.

Where are you based

Pluto16:
Hi guys, I want to start a boxing career as an amatuer but i need some flesh before starting so I want to hit the gym this weekend. I want the pros in the house to guide me through and gimme some useful advice.
I am in my early twenty, tall and very skinny. I'm always afraid to enter the gym but this time I'm ready for real!
Please the Muscle-Monster in the house should help me with some useful tips on diet and all and a routine too...

NB : Someone told me to start lifting weight at home for few months before going to the gym cos he thinks I am too skinny to use the gym equipments, Is it true??

Cc: Millex, enshi, biafranbushboy, pristinemuscles..

Mr Lalasticlala help push it forward...

Top of the Day to you bro,
Firstly i have to commend you for choosing a path that allows you to derive joy, keep in shape and also make a living via same.

The moral to do more in body building comes from peoplez adimiration and or condemnation as the case may be... So as you kick start, bé sure to listen to those side talks cos they can make or mar ur effort thou the choice would be urs to make

Here are the guide lines to effective gym dieting

Instead of eba take flakes
Instead of mineral take friuts
Instead of fries take busicuits
Instead of more wines take water
Instead of sex take romance
Instead of swiming do joggings
Instead of cigarette take vitamine C
Instead of ignoring just try....

Keep intouch and i shall always share my weekend gym pics to ur encouragment..

And for Goodness sakes Instead of beer take spirit

secretsuccess:
my name is joshua a chemical engineering graduate. it is so difficult to survive as a hardworking, honest and God fearing person here in Nigeria. After my NYSC i have been struggling from place to place, looking for opurtunities. i always shuttle from lagos to portharcourt...thinking that one day it will be well. i just discovered that it will never be well..

When we were in secondary school we were told to get a good course..my parents were happy when i got chemical engineering..then in school it was get a good result..that was no problem, i got a second class upper.

Ater service it was get certified..ahh, no wahala.. i got my NEBOSH certificate..then again some said it was connection..ok, i joined lots of proffesional whatsapp groups after much work, i even had to pay for some...funny enough the so called proffesional group failed woefully.

twice i was called for a job brief..twice i was rejected..the first reason was because i am igbo the woman saw my name and her countenance changed though she dashed me 2k and told me the usual words i would get back to you..ok, fair enough. The second was in portharcourt i was rejected because
of my church..Roman catholic.. hmmm. A young man was also rejected for same reason he kept on complaining while i was just laughing..though later i begged him for #100 for my TP, he gave me sha.. he is a nice man.

ok. i had to go back to the drawing board..met some people and they said i should just do further courses..oooo! course again, ok.. no wahala. i begged my mum to sell her bike for 110k so i can add 30k and do process safety and loss prevention..she accepted.. i sold the bike and did the course.. yet, no interview call. i said ok let me visit companies and give them the cv..my brother no show.

i sat still again..and then reviewed my cv..paid 2k for push CV to review the cv..still no luck.. downloaded CV review app used it time and time again. same results.. no calls.

the only thing i get everyday is insults from my Father and some relatives of how lazy and weak i am...this is not fair life itself is not fair..is it not better to die? after working hard in school and after school for about 8-10 years no result for it..

People will always say dont be tired but my brother i don tire... i know many of us have same story, but for me the only thing i can do to make the pain easy.. is write..

Nigeria is not worth it.. did i tell you i briefly went into business?.. but how can you do well in business without long time experience.. it is always difficult..well, the pressure is much and i see that breaking point is close... only God knows Tomorrow.

These days the only thing that comes to my mind is suicide..i have downloaded lots of books to see if i can find a solution.. but none yet.. please if you have good advice for me i am willing to hear it.

thanks
E Joshua

Firstly, let me start by saying congratulations cos believe me this thread getting on to front page solves ur problem half way if not completely...

Secondly find out the best possible ways to appreciate the kind mod who did this miracle for you...

Then listen to this :

Was in your shoes a month ago... Now i am the head of HR in a place that looks like heaven on earth to me... I have Hnd distinction in computer engineering with 2.1 BSc in same...

See my magic

1. I went back to status quo with God.

2. There is no number 2 cos number one is all you need to do.

Just like you a similar thread of mine hit the front page and that was it

Lastly bro please start training your self on office etiquetes cos when and where God is taking you will blow your mind.. If you have any means pls learn some software applications

Before i go pls do not i repeat do not measure your success with others..

Take for instance a friend of mine has worked for 8 months now and he just got an apartment i just worked for less than two months and i have same...

Dont stop updating your knowledge so you can defend same on that day.. Drop your CV anyways

IhateAfonjas:

This is 2017

Do people still use data on their phones ??

Pls what do you propose??

Very commendable

Meanwhile for your events such as get together, AGM, training, lectures etc any where on Lagos Island pls contact me on Enshigabriel@ymail.com as we offer a state of the art facility Ranging from our hitech Hall, virtual office space, etc at give away prices

Estharfabian:


Well, If he has it on his arms, Biceps... As a result of Pounds of Hot muscles developing after rigorous Workout at the gym. then, Sure, I could overlook it. Like dude, Just keep Bulking, I don't mind.




Buh if it's because of cellulite, Mba o! He should nuh even come close. Pregnant women are having stretchmarks, You too want to follow. are you pregnant what's your excuse?

Why Do all your descriptions of ur kind of man suit my physical appearance every time

Some birds are not meant to be caged, their feather are too bright their songs too sweet and wild. So you let them go or they fly past you when you open the cage to feed them and some how the part of you that thinks it was wrong to imprison them in the first place rejoices. At the end the empty vaccum created by their freedom is what hunts you and not the freedom it self

meiyol:
I just lost my relationship due to genotype issues..he is AS and I'm AS. We knew abt our genotype incompatibility frm the very first day..we were cool with it or so i thought. We were together for a year nd some months before we switched to long distance relationship cos of his job. I'm a med student, he is a doctor, so we both knew wat it meant. I was cool with it cos the signs were there that God put us together..everybody knows it, his parents, my parents..we ourselves knew it that our paths were ordained by God.. Then suddenly, from nowhere, he comes up with dangers of having sickler kids, the diseases they face, their pain and all..he suddenly stopped talking abt d fact that we may be lucky not to have any of our kids as sicklers, or medical methods we could use like IVF and all..our parents are both aware of the genotype ish, mine are very okay with it. He said he's not sure his parents are okay with it and yet they call me EVERYDAY to assure me nothing will go wrong and to cheer me up and all.. i questioned him cos it made me feel he was looking for an opportunity to leave..and he didnt give me any reply, just stopped talking to me.
Our introduction was slated for next year, he is my first love, I've been so loyal nd i pray for him.. I feel so used and heartbroken..my instincts tell me something is wrong..I'm back to square 1, where would i start from? He was my best friend, my everything..now, it's just me

I am AA and A+ i dont mind being friends...

Quickly go make restitution to any body you have disposed of and straighten ur ways.... 3 is a celestial number ooh

Was in your shoes a month ago... Now i am the head of HR in a place that looks like heaven on earth to me... I have Hnd distinction in computer engineering with 2.1 BSc in same...

See my magic

1. I went back to status quo with God.

2. There is no number 2 cos number one is all you need to do.


Lastly bro please start training your self on office etiquetes cos when and where God is taking you will blow your mind.. If you have any means pls learn some software applications

Before i go pls do not i repeat do not measure your success with others..

Take for instance a friend of mine has worked for 8 months now and he just got an apartment i just worked for less than two months and i have same...

Dont stop updating your knowledge so you can defend on that day.. Drop your CV anyways

Ceenelly:
Enshi congrat. I remembered your presence on npf 2016 recruitment thread. You are so passionate and determine. Mr no nonsense

Wow... My Guy thanks bro.. Atleast its good to finally leave that phase of life and moving into another.

We all had to pass through it... I learnt a lot and so did others. Nairaland.com finally hooked me up with somthing i am perseiving would change my life for ever..

That NPF thread actually made me on here and it also got me Some haters too nevertheless the former paved for my today...

Lesson is never be a bandwagon always be you and stand for what you believe


With warm regards.... Top of the Day

no1madman:
I know!

How come

Let me not lie... My gf will not return that money

Independence

Been broke that i had to even owe my self

Ah Ah how many people aunt this woman be....

An educational scolarship would have been better

Meanwhile are you in need of an event space, a Hall, conference centre, and or office space... Contact us for all hubs in business

mYphhiRes:
I have a room with small personal kitchen on Lagos Island. The bathroom and toilet is tiled and u wld share it with only one person. 30 naira keke to Obalende or you can trek for abt 10mins.

Total package for the house is 175k for a year

How far is it from Lekki phase 1

agarawu23:
you don't reply all post bro. Ignore and focus on your search

Well said

Poorboy:
Nairalanders as una see op enshi say if u stay near lekki or ajah him wan squat for 4 weeks only, if u just get accommodation him no mind to sleep for ground you as oga dey bed... Though una fit talk say under bridge plenty for lagos wey him fit sleep.... Male or female him no get wahala, me poorboy talk say your blessings no go get rival as una help am, me i no stay lagos ooo... If i enter lagos i just dey come count lagoon ooo

Good... More of that

Poorboy:
my suppose Asp, it's been a while don't worry you will have a nice accommodation....

.. Lols... Instead of you to help me out you dey there dey think - ve..


I have stayed with a desent girl for months and we were good... Its called discipline

Poorboy:
hahahahaha i understand you... And u feel a female will stay with a male stranger, are you from ibadan?

I believe you are speaking for females who have your kinda mentality...

Poorboy:
you don't mind if it's female.... I have nothing to say.

You need to work on ur sense of humor