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modelmike7:
.....what are the main programmes you do? Benching and squattin?

Benching mostly.. I jog in the stead of squatting.. Then i coil

seunny4lif:

Oga talk jorh

raypex:
Indeed you made progreess. But ehn, is that bres or nihpu. Cos we re not unhastanding.

Lols... Is it on the b4 or the after

modelmike7:
Very Very Impressive

One love... This is Simply the encouragment needed

Danjuma827:
nice

Thanks bro

Happy new month to kherry, Nma27, amelian, adewumiopeyemi, Skydude, lalasticlala, and enshi

As we are being ushered into the rainy days and as we progressively step into one of the popular months of the year.. Pls take some minutes off to say happy new month to a sepcial sombori...

As for me its my birth month ooh.. Pls show me love with just a LIKE

Lols... Finally i got hold of pics that could really show how progressive or not my reconstruction has been...

Pls feel free to applaud or criticize

DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

Pls read this... See if you could be a blessing too to some one in your former shoes... I beg you

https://www.nairaland.com/3602590/pls-begining-regret-ever-giving/1#53305019

Jossyroyal1:
We didnt even get to see our result at least... Only God knows the criteria for making this list...
am very certain its not on merit... Yeye dey smell
Lord have mercy

Are u surprised.....

Its just the usual... Find money and say good bye to the shit hole

Hurry check now

apollo13:
So?

Not saved much...

olac21:
That your (banker G F)left you at last on top house-rent?na free she dey work for bank or what??

Bro she just got employed october last year...

SAM1979:
i relocated my family to stay with my parents-in-law temporarily pending when I secure a job. I paid 70 per cent of my annual rent and the 30 per cent balance is due for payment on April 1. Its not easy for a man.

Your wife must be a God sent bro... Keep her, value her.. My own gf left me Cos i couldnt contribute to her house rent...

Was any engineer invited

SAM1979:
I have prayed all manner of prayers, done several prayer assignments from 2 Pastors which includes dry fasting and mid night prayers and have sent my prayer request to the Western Wall. Up till now, am yet to get a job. I have asked God does it mean you have shut the gates of heaven against me and do not want to attend to me. I am feeling very depressed especially as a married man with 3 kids. I keep submitting applications and making contacts yet no way.

Thought i had the worst case scenario until i saw married in ur write up....

So how do you cope... Feeding school fees rent....

lastmaster:
join big boys cult and get real money.Not this one you guys are just killing urselves

Can i pm you pls??

Buharimustgo:
I sent u email but u blocked it

I can also add pussy tighting cream for u,no side effects

Resend mail... Or add the number on whatsapp

Buharimustgo:
I can get the original for u

How do we go about it

I have this neighbor who talked to me about her urgent need for breast and butt enlargement products.. Pls any one who deals on it or has someone who knows where i can get Original ones can pls contact me

Cos he has a power bike and a free family house, the cheap LovePeddler left uni in Ghana to be with him...

Girls not all the fresh looking flashy guys are normal beings... If you must relate shine ur eyes

Look for a dude with a good name its better than riches

TinaAnita:
Dude is stingy and selfish that's all.

You sure needed my quote and now you have it....

Ok tell me why am i selfish pls

bolamide:
I hardly ever comment on threads online but I could not resist adding my voice to this by airing my take on this. Except you tell us that your gf had always been insensitive, greedy and unreasonable in course of your relationship, I want to believe there is a reason why she is so bitter about you not wanting to touch that money for her need.let's face it, of this girl is dating just you and being so committed to the extent of taking an oat with you, why then is it such a big deal that you support her on her financial issue? I know if the tables were to be turn round she wouldn't wait till it becomes an issue before she damn all consequences to support you so why not you now?
Except you convince me that the money is for a life and death situation, I see no reason you can't help as her one and only.I hope you are not being too tight fisted here?

You surely made alot of sense... She was committed and was faithful too..
The money is set aside for a biz she is well aware of.. And sincerely sometimes i ignore her calls and all that was why she gave me the treatment when i went visiting.. My point on the accommodation is if she goes for a cheaper place then her finacial power can carry it

BBBlaze:
we dey try put heads together to find a solution to ur problem, u dey anoda side dey call anoda woman SEXY...come dis man, u sure say u take dat oath soooo?

Lols... Very funny ooh.. She is a bossom friend.. Ever since the first time i quoted Nma27 that has been what i call her by and besides the first and only time i saw her pic, she was sexy

101
The numbers are progressive with the additions of indivisible prime factors..
I. e 1,3,7,11

THIS IS ONLY PERMITABLE ANSWER SINCE 99 IS WRONG

aamstih:
Brother, First and foremost, the oath is inconsequential, you can't be involved in a sexual relationship and you expect the Holy Bible to serve as the referee.

The oath only instilled some fear in you inorder for you to keep away from other girls sexually it did not really do much good, self discipline would have done better.

On her part, she has been very inconsiderate which is a very big turnoff. Pick her calls, listen to what she has to say (she could be trying to apologise for her earlier overreactions). Personally, if you know that the apartment she wants to get is way out of her income dont assist her, if what you have been saving money for is very important and would add to you think harder about parting with cadh, if when you finally call and all she is saying is 'I' and not condidering why you were saving the cash pls she's not worth the stress.

You may not appreciate all the counsel about leaving her for good, we perfectly understand, 'love' has beclouded your objectivity but you would be glad you took the right step 7 months from now.

By the way, were you guys planning to get married or just having fun and how old are you guys cos I tend to see some juvenile inclinations (no insult intended) from both party?

She is 23 and i am older by a few years... And yes marrige was the terminus

Titilayooni:
Was she the one that put the money in ur account? So because she is giving u pussy now,she wants to dictate how u spend the money meant for your future...Guy,tell her to enter the next BRt, correct babe is coming jare.

Gbam!!! This one got to me wella

*correct Babe is coming jare*

aamstih:
Sorry about the predicament bro but the good news is that it is a 'small' challenge...

Answer the following questions humbly and in all sincerity and we would know the best line of action:

1. What do you value most the relationship or the money?

2. If the oath wasn't in the picture what would you have done?

3. Is the relationship an intimate one?

4. Despite all the, recent drama, do you still love her?



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1. The money is supposed to better the relationship with time

2. Without the oath i would have remained the fvckboy that i was and i May really not be this attached to her

3. The relationship is very intimate and well defined

4. Love her still , been thinking, seeing her Calls and not taking it its a big load on me... This is cos i know once i reconcile she must ask for the money

bejick:
I have been in this situation before, your best bet is not to give her the money cos the moment she get that money she end the relationship with it. she just want to get hold of something before leaving you especially when she thinks you are stingy with her. run i say run

My brother this is just the reason experience is the Best teacher... Exactly my thought the change of attitude is alarming as i talk to you now she has given me too calls again... I just feel the calls are not to reconcile but to get the money from me... Kai women

adewumiopeyemi:
Enshi is he still the same girl... u understand what I mean ryt

Brother.. Wow its been ages.. Well it isnt though she is aware and gave her consent at the onset... She too is disappointed at the girl

Dayvhid:
Nairalanders please I need your help...........I'm in need of 30k to get a laptop,I applied to learn programming from a centre and I was picked to learn for free,but my laptop screen is broken and who learns programming without a laptop. If its to borrow me gaan I'll pay back it's just that I'm out of cash for now till may. Please pity my predicament

Young man i advice you look for what you can render to people to get monetary help in the stead of what you are asking for...

If you were a girl now.. I would have asked you to leave this trap of a post here and wait for some gullible Men who ofcourse will certainly show up...

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