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onward4life:
Bro I almost got a job Nov las yr.

They asked me If I drive? And own a valid license. I told they the truth because it wud set me free.

They las time another company asked me in January I told them that I cud drive airplanes!

Am sti free for immediate employment sti dis morning. March made it 11months unemployed back to back!

#nysc2015A

This is a pretty lady believing in the tomorrow of a Young and Hardworking keke driver...

TINIBU of today was a one time conductor in Lagos, ayiri of today was one time a street kid, where and who was olamide, falz, 2faze, and even olajumoke 18 years ago...

Kennygee the Queen of infidelity should be tagged to this thread and so her likes

kennygee:
Did you read my comment to understand it?

Did I tell you I'm a runs girl?

Your sisters are products of Jezebel.

With ur opinion on the subject matter, you are worse than a commercial sex worker infact you are a daughter of pedition....

You were previldged to have me check ur profile and i was so touched To what you have been reduced To.. A shadow of ur self as a result of waywardness... Woe to you and your likes...

kennygee:
I'm not sorry but you are the first I'll be more than happy to call the biggest fool.

Someone like you have nothing left of ur womanhood..
Woe unto a daughter of jezebel... Spit on you...

kennygee:
Hmmn.

Really offensive.

Some will see a clean and cream chic whose body lotion alone is 20k-50k, her perfume is 50-100k, her hand bag is from 150 above, that is the kind of women they'll be going after when their salary range is 80k to 100k.

Some won't even bother finding out how the woman affords such lifestyle.

It could be a maga sponsoring them, then they will come to Nairaland and make dumb posts about how women love money and will only follow a man with money.

Cut your coat according to your cloth.

Am not sorry but you are the first person i will be calling a fool this year

bowlek:
Boss, the electrical questions were hard for me ooo

I hope in God

Pls can you give us some of the questions pls

unclebobo:
A reputable manufacturing company with factories based in Onitsha, Anambra and Agbara in Lagos States, is currently seeking applications to fill the vacant position below:

Job Title: Electrical/ Electronics Engineer

Locations: Anambra and Lagos
Slot: 2

Requirements
Experienced and Hardworking Engineer.
M.Eng/B.Eng/HND in Electrical/Electronics
Must have worked in a plastic industry with minimum of 4 years experience in maintenance of injection molding/blow molding machines.
Application Closing Date
14th March, 2017.

info on how to apply at

https://beejob..in/2017/03/electrical-electronics-engineers-at.html?

Pls i am resident in onitsha and i would like to bring my CV in person pls inbox me your address
Enshigabriel@ymail.com

Check number 25 and rate my monicker

LadyB1195:
Uve made a mistake dear.
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That's the work of a plastic surgery, not gym

You misunderstood me sweetheart, i am of the opinion that people should hit the gym for a problem free, firm, durable and natural body shape rather than fix artificial body parts that wont last and is always problematic

As old as you are na woman dog you dey train for house

Say no to drugs

I must reteirate here and now that every body shape is given away freely in the gym....

GenX6:
This is a great opportunity for you. Do you have an OND degree? Do you live in Lagos? Do your have IT Knowledge? Can you use a computer very well? Do you speak good English? Do you have integrity? Can you be trusted? Can you work on Saturdays? Can you multitask? If your answer is yes, then we have a one year industrial training opportunity for you. We also have job opportunity for you if you have just finished your IT placement.

Send in your CV to hr@infotunity.net

This opportunity is strictly for OND holders

Pls is there an age limit and Whats the pay like pls

All these good news is Simply because a Christian has assended the throne of leadership.....

The nigeria mantle has never faired well under any muslim

Had to believe that all these Kids senior me.... Nawao...

mhizesther:
I need a male friend.....someone I can talk to,he must be intelligent,attractive nd very funny....

You are just my spec by looks
Lets find out if we compactible
@ Enshigabriel@ymail.com

Berbierklaus:
That is if you allow people interfere in your relationship.

Love and mutual understanding is all that matters,my friend is dating someone she is 3 years older than and theirs is the best relationship I've seen so far.

ONLY if i can be just a friend pls... Ur maturity lies between ur words...

Enshigabriel@ymail.com

allan2:
this thread is finally taking its last dying breath. i learnt greatly while it lasted. kudos to zigzee, yakxin, who gave it a second wind. also big up to old soldiers like d ever rubocious mr enshi, ifymagik, ceenelly, and d rest. u guys made dis thread wrk. if i finally make it to jos i will make d announcement here, if not dis is officially my last post on dis thread
God bless d elephant nigeria police force

Shine on bro... You have my blessings

Op i dont think you have lived in Lagos

himkers:
I started work with my Organization on December 24th 2016. In january 2017, a new position was advertised for (for both internal and external candidates), I applied and lo and behold, I was taken for the position. February 1st was when I assumed my new duty. Its been God all through. My salary got increased too with the new position. My pay got higher by over 70%.

I will always keep testifying of his goodness amongst the midst of his people. God is grateful!

Ist pix was an early morning office lecture conducted by MSF Pakistani Finance Cordinator
2nd pix is my supervisor (Supplies and Logistics Coordinator) and I (Assistant supply log/ Base Mgr Asst).

Op its not all about the pics and the testimony sometimes its about helping others get out of the same predicament you once was...

Pls incase of any opportunity

Enshigabriel@ymail.com
08062360567

Lexusgs430:
Bros, you know how many bouncers are presently unemployed in the uk?
Abi hin bouncer dey bounce special?

Nigga you know how many sperm cells ur dad poured but you were successful...

Ladies pls if you dont mind if hê has small dick but can do it pls click like else share

Fidecoo:
,, no bro. Stay here and do business. Travelling abroad these days don't pay that much and you making it there is base on probability. I had to cancel my contract with the firm I work in Dubai last year October and as I am talking to you right now,i would be willing to burn my intl passport so that I don't get tempted to travel out again.i currently earn times 3/4 of what I usually earn back then in Dubai. I can guide you on choices of profiting business here in Nigeria, if you want.E.g, like opening of a pure water company. People must drink water,be you rich or poor, wholesale in both soft and strong drinks,E.t.c. And consider what is happening in South Africa, abroad now,its a no, no. My opinion sha

Enshigabriel@ymail.com

Pls

With the way things are going am beginning to think this girlz media account has been hacked and its the hacker who is saying all these things

sweetboiy:
Why not use it and do GHW... I believe before 5months, u will surely have enough

What is GHW

linearity:
Go into farming, an acre of land is about 5k depending on location.

In a year, you will triple that money...thank me later.

What kind of farming... Be explicit
Remember there are seasons

sircrabo:
open online stores on jumia and konga.

Look for items that are sellable on both platforms.

Pick items in different categories. I.e Fashion, mobile accessories, home and kitchen ...

With just 500K, Invest 100K in each item under a category

That is 100K worth of mobile accessories, fashion items, ...

If you can import them from china, fine ,else source for them locally in comp villa, idumota, Alaba ...
FX rate is damm too high now , cost of shipping is alarming.

The e-commerce market is just too wide.

If you follow this steps and with good items, I guarantee you at least. 60% ROI

You can use the 300k for something else.

Thank me later.

Wonderful...
Now you just spoke...
And why did you go against the abroad

lestat:
This is a trick question right?
Due 800k cant start up a proper business, yes its extremely tough being abroad without anyone but i would advise you take your chances abroad..

Trust me faced the same decision and chose to leave Nigeria and have never once regretted it, it gave me leverage to have the kind of job i have here now

Hmmmm.. How long did you stay
Did you go there to school or what
When did you Leave

initialize:
I don't know why I find it difficult to reason why I should travel to another country. My first international passport expired without any stamp. The second one is already a year old and still not taken it to any embassy. I'm among those that believe I will grow my hundreds to billions in Nigeria. I didn't say millions because that's already achieved within 4yrs of trying.


Believe in Nigeria and Nigeria will reason ur situation.

800k is even much money to start a business. If you got the 800k legitimately I'm surprised you asking this question. Do you want to tell me there's no more money where the 800k came from?

Ok... I stay and what do i do with the money

Lalasticlala
Lalasticlala!!!!!!!

Thank you

Insightz:
Bros let me quote you small ehh.

I will be very candid with you on this one. I do not know about the 800k, whether it would be enough. But that's like about 2000 euros.

There are things you should know:

Work permit: you will need a work permit to get a job. It doesn't come easy.

Work: workout work permit, you can't get a job.

Working black: you may work black if you get someone willing to employ you. However the risks for employers is usually too high for them to do this. Also Black Africans tend to be reluctant to help in these situations. Turkish, Chinese help their own very well in getting black jobs.

Anyone telling you he has a job for you or that jobs are available or that money is on the street to pick up, better question that person

Crime: a large percentage of Nigerians abroad are illegal. This means they live in hiding, can't move about freely without fear of being dropped by the police. Most people end up in detention camps. If you find yourself there, you are most likely to be deported

Dangers: 800k would not get you anywhere. Most people have sold their shops only to realise that life abroad is not what it seems. Do not endanger your life by going through North Africa. It's very dangerous, very perilous and you may not survive it. If you do survive it through North Africa, you will likely end up in Spain or Italy. Baba if you end up there, I swear your own don finish. They all have almost 100 percent unemployment rate for illegals.

advice: stay back in Naija, invest that money. It may not be enough, but you have your dignity, respect and love of your country. No one would look st you and assume you are not a Nigerian or illegal Nigerian. No one will stop you on the way to demand to see your id, etc etc

Op, I am not a hater oo or trying to be your enemy of progress, but I have seen people, so many people lose themselves because of seeking greener pastures. Do your research and find out for yourself.

Well said.. But pls talk more on the use of the 800k.

Pussickpunk:
Bro, run as far as that money can carry you...Seriously there's no Jollof Rice at the end of the party if you dare decide to stay behind and do business...
Do you do sports or have I.T skills? Or any skill in general, if yes, Please pack your Load and leave the sh*thole.
Those of you saying he should venture into business, hahahaha, I laugh in greek. My cousin heard that same crap 6yrs ago and he's gnashing his teeth now...

Yet another... Am really confused now