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CrimeRe: White Couple Who Adopted Black Children And Forced Them To Work 'as Slaves' by Epimetheus(m): 8:04pm On Mar 21, 2025
You brought these children to West Virginia, a place that I know is ‘almost heaven,

The Judge was referring to a line in John Denver's song, ' Country road' I believe

.. Almost heaven, West Virginia..
FamilyRe: I Married Her A Virgin But Now This Is Happening by Epimetheus(m): 11:07am On Oct 06, 2021
Virginity is a thing of the mind. Ask yourself this: Is a lady who has been engaging only in anal sex a Virgin?
CrimeRe: Bird Flew Into An Hospital, Landed On Patient's Bed And Turned Into A Woman by Epimetheus(m): 12:33pm On Aug 03, 2019
And some people will believe this. SMH
CrimeRe: Fulani Herdsmen Kill A Man In Ogun State (Graphic Photos) by Epimetheus(m): 10:55pm On Jan 19, 2018
Here's what I feared. Every case of homicide can now be laid at the doorstep of fulani herdsmen. You killed your wife? It's fulani herdsmen.
Your friend got his payback? Those fulani herdsmen are at it again.
Where were these killer herdsmen before now?

.. according to Agatha, "it's easy to kill when no one suspects you" ,and when there's a waiting suspect, i may add
Christianity EtcRe: Paul Enenche Reacts To Fulani Herdsmen's Killings: "Enough Is Enough" by Epimetheus(m): 10:26pm On Jan 11, 2018
It's very easy to get carried away with emotions.. but what's the solution? For those suggesting boycotting cow meat, you forget that a beggar has no choice. Yes, there's hunger in the land and a thirsty man cannot not ignore an oasis in the desert.
I ask again, "what's the solution?" As I can't seem to come up with an answer that is satisfactory
CrimeRe: 16-Year-Old Boy "Loses Manhood" In Abuja After Shaking Hands With Stranger by Epimetheus(m): 3:50pm On Sep 27, 2017
Lying Mofo, that boy. Nigerians are just so gullible. So, he couldn't pee but could ejaculate? WTF! This is hoping he got more than a free fvck from the prostitute -HIV or HBV will be a good bonus, methink.
Christianity EtcRe: Joshua Iginla Heals HIV+ Soldier In Abuja (Photos) by Epimetheus(m): 3:47pm On Mar 12, 2017
May God deliver Africans from the bondage of religion! Which one is miracle bracelet again? We'll soon have miracle condoms, anointed g-strings, powered aphrodisiacs etc.
People are so quick to want to claim miracles that they forget common sense. The guy probably had a false positive result in the first place.
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Bible Verses On Tithing by Epimetheus(m): 11:22am On Mar 12, 2017
OP, what's the purpose of the hypocrisy? What do you really stand to gain?
You are busy quoting fractions of verses to drive home your point. The "tithe" must be your bread and butter - that's the only conclusion I can draw.
Christianity EtcRe: Stephanie Otobo Finally Confesses To Lying Against Apostle Johnson Suleman by Epimetheus(m): 10:42am On Mar 12, 2017
This OP is an example of brainwashed sheeple. Obviously, lying in the name of God now gets you into heaven.. what next?
CareerRe: I Regret Being A Medical Doctor by Epimetheus(m): 9:45am On Mar 12, 2017
OP is obviously confused. Proofs? The non-paragraphed write-up is one, and then if you could be bothered enough to read the drivel, the writer regrets being a medical doctor but concludes that the profession is still very relevant. Meanwhile, the writer's main cause of regret is that he's not getting the superstar treatment and earnings that the likes of that knobhead called gifty may get.
Man, get a life. Can't eat your cake and have it.
CultureRe: Yoruba The Canaanite - As Narrated By Muhammad Bello, Ruler Of Sokoto Caliphate by Epimetheus(m): 12:40pm On Oct 19, 2016
macof:
it is only a fellow mad person that will take all the posts above seriously. . things like yoruba is proto-semitic, descended from Arabs, migrated from Canaan etc are all false... inconsistencies will only raise from any work trying to portray yoruba as such
Your having to start your comment by being insulting says a lot about you and how seriously you also should be taken. You jump in to come and discard other persons' arguments out of hand, only to start making wild claims in the name of a counter-argument.
Maybe your comments will sound less like a rant if you learn to put forward reasonable and logical premises before trying to force your poorly thought out conclusion on others.
CultureRe: Yoruba The Canaanite - As Narrated By Muhammad Bello, Ruler Of Sokoto Caliphate by Epimetheus(m): 4:55am On Oct 17, 2016
mandarin:
Let this thread resurrect I want more explanations please
Seconded. I find it incredible that comments on the thread haven't even reached a second page. And to think this post was made as far back as 2011?
HealthRe: Pregnant Woman Rejected By Cameronian Hospital,Operated By Her Niece In Open Air by Epimetheus(m): 12:33pm On Mar 13, 2016
The kind level of infection wey the woman go get ehn! The niece may end up being charged for murder.
Christianity EtcRe: Photos: Is This The Youngest "Boy Of God" In The World? by Epimetheus(m): 5:57am On Dec 31, 2015
Another marketing gimmick, I daresay. Follow this boy's life into his 20s and then tell me if he's grown into a "man" of god.
Next?
Christianity EtcRe: (BIBLE MYSTERY) Who Wrote The Book Of Job? by Epimetheus(m): 2:23pm On Nov 29, 2015
A great lot of the books and tales in the bible are figurative, so go figure (excuse the pun)
Christianity EtcRe: Im Confused Abt This Christian Theory... by Epimetheus(m): 2:19pm On Nov 29, 2015
Alexyswiss:
please I'm a little bit confused about this thought..

They said God is omnipotent..and even omnipresent

and he sees the future...and know everything that would happen next right?? and can even do and undo

okay...does this means that God knew Eve would be deceived and Adam would fall with her?

why did he let that happen?...does this also means he wanted man to fall so that sin would come into this world and man would go through suffering?

pls answer with biblical reference if any
To confuse you further. If God is omnipotent, that means he can do everything and anything. But picture this: Can an Omnipotent God create the biggest Mountain that ever existed? Your answer should be yes.

Can this God create this mountain to be so big that He himself can't lift it?

Answer that

... my point is Live your life and leave God worries to the armaggedonists
Christianity EtcRe: White House Referred To Christmas Tree As Holiday Tree For The First Time by Epimetheus(m): 2:13pm On Nov 29, 2015
Bullsh*t
Christianity EtcRe: Is Apostle Suleman's Prophecy Coming To Pass? by Epimetheus(m): 2:04pm On Nov 29, 2015
Munmun prophet. The fact he had to defend his prophecy not coming to pass says it all. Fvcking charlatans!
PoliticsRe: Kogi Polls: Police Uncover Plan To Dress Thugs In Police Uniform by Epimetheus(m): 4:27pm On Nov 17, 2015
NOTRIBE:
PLEASE IF YOU WANT TO REGISTER IN NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF MASTURBATORS{NAM}....CALL.08037669812(dont flash) IT IS SAFER TO MASTURBATE THAN TO BE GAY OR HAVE SEXX...NO RISK OF STD, NO HEARTBREAK..IT IS YOU AND YOUR BODY....please be serious my battery have been going flat because of excessive flash calls.
Lwkmd! This is interesting! If I may ask, what will be the mission of this organization? Experience sharing? cheesy
Just so you know, you don't need a partner to masturbate, talk less of an associate.
Christianity EtcRe: Israel: Christians Last Strong Hold by Epimetheus(m): 4:22pm On Nov 16, 2015
6Dvision:
Looking at wat is happening all over around the world shows dat ds r d last days of man, I don't want to caught unprepared for it, I will not die a coward or be slain like an animal, if am going to die I will die fighting for wat I believe in, if only I can find way to israel the one I always wanted is to visit jerusalem but to b at fore front line of defence of israel, I will like to join the IDF (israeli defence force) army and fight the good fight.
Behold! The making of a fanatic..
Foreign AffairsRe: Paris Shooting: France Drops 20 Bombs On Islamic State Jihadi Training Camp by Epimetheus(m): 12:46pm On Nov 16, 2015
cocolacec:
You guys are deceiving yourselves if you think they went there for ISIS,ISIS IS THE WEST ERRAND BOYS TO CAUSE CONFUSION AND MAYHEM SO MUSLIMS WHO WANT CALIPHATE'S RETURN WILL BECOME SO DISORIENTED AND NEVER WISH FOR A CALIPHATE ANYMORE DUE TO ISIS STYLE OF MADNESS.THEY ONLY AIM IS TO OVERTHROW ASSAD LIKE THEY DID IN LIBYA..ATTACK ON ISIS IS ONLY A PRETEXT TO LAUNCH A FULL SCALE WAR.FOLKS WORLD WAR THREE(NUCLEAR WAR) IS BUILDING UP GRADUALLY AND A NEW WORLD ORDER LEAD BY THE ANTICHRIST IS LOADING.Moschiah of the Zionist is about to emerge.SYRIA IS THE BATTLEGROUND FOR WW3 WERE EMPIRES WILL PERISH RUSSIA,USA,FRANCE,IRAN,CHINA, NATO. A NEW WORLD RULING POWER EMERGES WHICH IS ISREAL which will annex From River Euphrates to the River Nile .LET THE DRAMA BEGINS.
Another zealot in the house. Hope you understand that typing in capital letters is viewed as shouting. So dont complain if people never take you seriously.
Also, it's funny that a hallucinating psychopath like you can lay claim to knowledge of conspiracies of the highest order. You need to have your brain checked if you truly believe the rubbish you posted.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does Jesus Meant When He Said, “except A Man Be Born Again…”? by Epimetheus(m): 4:38pm On Nov 14, 2015
OP, first observation: bad English!
Should be "what did Jesus mean"

Talking about being born again, I have a personal life rule: if faced with the option of going to a snake or a self-professed "born again", go to the snake.

.. This is from experience.
Peace
PoliticsRe: Troops Demolish Boko Haram Guard Post In Sambisa, Kill Insurgents [PHO by Epimetheus(m): 4:29pm On Nov 14, 2015
The irony. These ijeets are against western education and supposedly the west. But you find the mofos wearing western-styled clothes and carrying western arms. They should be going around with bows and arrows, I think.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo And Wife Arrive Benin City In Their Private Jet (Photos) by Epimetheus(m): 11:12am On Nov 13, 2015
Private jets Vanity fair
RomanceRe: Strange But Funny, My Gf Broke Up With Me Because She Saw Me Watching Cartoon by Epimetheus(m): 11:23pm On Nov 09, 2015
Lol.. What's her IQ like?
I love cartoons and won't stop watching 'em. Bugs bunny has been my favorite cartoon character since childhood. There are new ones giving it some shot too nowadays - kung fu panda, penguins of Madagascar are examples.
She can F right off, I say.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Regret Losing Your Virginity? Come To Christ by Epimetheus(m): 11:14pm On Nov 09, 2015
WTF is this thread all about? I have absolutely no regret about losing mine. In fact, given the chance, I'd do it all over again.
OP, find better topic.
Virginity no be am.
RomanceRe: "Help, My Boyfriend Licks My Menstrual Blood" - Nigerian Lady Cries Out by Epimetheus(m): 7:41pm On Nov 07, 2015
Vampire things. Read Ann Rice's Vampire chronicles
RomanceRe: 10 Ways Ladies Frustrate The Life Of Short Guys by Epimetheus(m): 8:04pm On Nov 06, 2015
Michellla:
oh well.
I honestly cant date a short guy.
theres this kind of protection you feel while walking with a tall guy.
which a short guy cant provide.
Limited thinking, that.
Ever heard of the saying "it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog"?
Broaden your horizons
TravelRe: Lagos-ibadan Expressway Gridlock In Pictures by Epimetheus(m): 7:26pm On Oct 30, 2015
sescop:
this op can lie oooo
can u tell us exactly the name of this area
l can't remember any section of Lagos - Ibadan that is as bad as this shown above
Just what I was thinking. What do people gain from lying blatantly as the OP? Does the OP get a high from spreading misinformation?
OP liar liar
RomanceRe: It Is Not Easy To Be A Virgin by Epimetheus(m): 5:50pm On Oct 23, 2015
God help you...
On a more serious note, do you really think virginity is an achievement? Because you sound like you do.
There are certainly better , more noble and more worthwhile goals you can set for yourself. Virginity though, that's small time... and made worse by your feeling the need to flaunt it

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