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Estharfabian:
You seriously need to be Hanged!! And Shot in the head! and stabbed and killed! and hanged again!!!

Could You be less stupid please?? Atleast for Once?! No sense of Sympathy!!! Are You Human?? Or Just Some stupid Science experiment?!?

Receive sense abeg!

I seriously wish twas Your Anus that Got desecrated and not that of a Lil boy! Agbaya!!!

I will advise you to gently come off your very high horse. People like you are one of the problems of this age. All hearts, no brain.
Maybe you should read the post again before jumping to call others stupid and wishing death on others? Because if you aren't a slowpoke, you would be able to understand what is called sarcasm.
Please go back to school, but this time, concentrate more on the study than the one night stands.

"Through Anus".. SMH
Where e for rape am before? Na through mouth?

otr1:
Please, I didn't open this thread for those who are not Christians, more so, those who don't believe in God.

You can open your own thread for the rubbish you wrote up there.

OP, why are you just stating this now? Your thread appeared under religion. It doesn't state if you are Buddhist, atheist, or whatever. You don't choose who reads or comment on a thread. If you want to, go and start your own blog.

flashlink:
All of you on this thread are ignorant. The rapture will happen during the 7 years great tribulation and Jesus will set foot on the mount of olives to commence the millennium, after the millennium, God will destroy Satan's army with the brightness of his coming.

You didn't read the post and call all on the thread ignorant? Even those who may be on the same side of the argument as you?
Success 101:know the terrain.
Simply put, you're a walking disaster

Pejapaul:
If the bible is true,if Christianity is true, within seven days may you be in a condition that only christian will save you.

You are a self-serving, self-loving Narcissus.
You would risk nothing, yet mock those who stick a limb out? The OP may just be another lost soul seeking answers. When did you become the judge metting out orders? May God show you the errors of your false piety

freecocoa:
I'm telling you, it would be o because I will love to give that your God serious slaps, but luckily for you and him, he doesn't exist, atleast not the way you make it out to be.

Lmfao!! You must be a free thinker or something close. Hilarious! Absolutely love the humor

ihatebuhari:
go and sleep

I don't need your instruction to do that.
Anyway, think I got you figured out.
You are either an attention seeking troll or truly deluded. Worse, you may be both.
Enjoy

ihatebuhari:
God punish u op and all unbelieve heart here

May you people die and perish in hell before this year end.

Nothing u can do to stop us Christian all over the world, u and Islam can't stop us

Greater is he Jesus in us than Satan and Islam in the world

Bigot personified!
Considering that what Christianity preaches is 'love' shouldn't you have a soul search? Keeping in view the amout of hatred you are filled with?

But from a different point of view, ever wondered why people never take you seriously? It's probably because you don't come up with sensible counter-arguments. You never gave your reasons for thinking the OP's argument false.

One last thing, beware of self-righteousness! It's a form of pride which as the bible says, comes before destruction. You need to look inward and stop hating.
Peace

Good for the Rapist. Serves him right.
The victim, though, should be fine. She should plead "self defense". But knowing our police and judiciary though, it may go tails up from here

frankmishael1:
I promise u, if u quote and insult me again then I will teach u a lesson u can't forget in ur miserable life

Well, I obviously have called your bluff by quoting you.
But let's put your threat aside, don't you think you sound more like the juju man or ''witch'', to quote you? You are the one who is now threatening to teach someone you just encountered on Nairaland a lesson. I wonder what lesson though.
I have to open your eyes to something: Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back to life.

And talking about being miserable, have you heard that misery loves partners? You sound like the miserable person who would love to have another in his kind of miserable situation.

Lastly though, I am glad i have been able to give you something else to do and save you from your boring, repetitive joylessness, And contrary to your expectation, I hope and pray God takes you out of your misery and help you to understand that there's more to the life he has given you, than just being and aspiring internet warrior.

Peace out

frankmishael1:
hey gullible witch!!
I can feed u for 5years u won't lack anything

M0r0n, it's not witch, it should be wizard.

Secondly, you being able to feed me for five years still does not make you not 'jobless'. In fact it proves you to be the religious charlatan who has been milking innocents by collecting tithes, the gamut of offerings etc. And claiming to be on speed dial to God.

And where does the humility your bible preach come into this? Nowhere, because you clearly have none. Your perm-haired "daddies" have convinced you that the right thing is for you to be lord where others grovel at your feet for crumbs from your table.

Go back to your church, keep milking those blinded by faith, religion or what have you, leave thinking to those who believe their brains have uses.

frankmishael1:
if God say yes who can say no? can buhari?
if God open a door who can shut it? can buhari?
thank u Jesus Christ my God.
I can see jubilation in Nigeria 29th
God bless Gej

Are you that jobless? Just spamming threads with your brainless fvckery. It is because of people like you who "Godify" and "Jesusize" every issue that this nation is not moving forward. Fvcking slowpoke, keep your insanity to yourself! Useless charlatan

What the OP failed to mention is that the HIV acquisition risk is far higher with straight penetrative sex than with "mouth action".
Biased and lazy argument that obviously is borne off a snetimental holier-than-thou mindset. For goodness sake, why do you people keep acting like joyless sadist s? Everything that offers pleasure or happiness to man must be painted bad?

Logicalmind:
Most men not ALL feel insecured about independent lady. For me, I don't care whether a lady is independent or not because i'll marry her irregardless of her financial status - fùck submissiveness. What I care about is a loving, educated, intelligent and caring wife. With submissiveness, some men still don't respect their wife.

When "Missjenna" posted that about being an independent lady who won't depend on a man, she was bashed all through. I don't care whether she was telling the truth or not because some people were insinuating that she's a pseudo-female moniker, but it seems most guys on this section/forum hate independent ladies but they'd still bash ladies who crave for her husband to provide everything for her. Confusionists

I stumbled upon an old thread this morning and Sinaj made this comment;


She got a reply which i found shocking, disheartening and sexist in a way.

Now, this dude;
1) Felt that unmarried ladies are embittered about their single life but I doubt it - I won't deny the fact that some of them aren't happy.
In my opinion, I feel it's guys that are desperate about marriage with the way they bash single ladies e.g Genevieve Nnaji, Rita Dominic and colleague who hasn't gotten married.
Chimamanda would have been a victim but she's happily married.

2) This dude feel that unmarried ladies are placed with a bad tag - I think NairaLand is only place where sexists flex their power. So I doubt this claim. No one cares about the life of a single lady in the real world.

My fellow men, why are you bashing women?

I've read feminism articles, and it seems feminist/independent women also dislike men that are insecure about them.

Is the feeling mutual?

First and foremost, the men who have prejudices against independent women are suffering from inferiority complex and a low self esteem. This is bred from male-dominated cultural norms that have been teaching them that a woman is of a "weaker sex". We still see this all around like you find in that crap of a show called gulder ultimate search. Mind you, I drink beer and gulder is my brand. But I callathe show cwhenbecause it is obviously designed to be brawn-over-brain. That explains why men keep winning it. Is it only men that drink gulder?
Back from the digression, a lot of men really need to take a hard look at themselves. Simple truth is your negative views and actions are borne out of an inferiority complex leading frustrated self-reassuring

If you will commit suicide, at least do it for a more worthy cause. This certainly is no romeo & julliet scenario as the girl had already made it plain to the guy there was no chance.
So why the f kill yourself?
Well, definitely Helps with curbing population explosion. That's some positive, I reckon.

berepiki:
...itx not everything u joke with... If u play with fire it will burn u... Be warned

For real? You serious o!
Now let me tell you what religious zealots like you are doing that is making the world a worse place.
You tell people to apply faith instead of wisdom. I see you mentioned curing cancer and hiv. I lost a dear relative to such fvckery.
There's a reason why God gave us a head with brains. If he wanted to make all decisions for us, he wouldn't have bothered. There are hospitals there for healing, so please if you have hiv, don't stop using drugs because someone here claims you should just believe and you are healed.
The mistake most Christians make is to believe their healing or blessings are with another man who says he is more in touch with God.
You may have good intentions, but beware those who end up suffering from your actions.
As for your threat of me getting burnt, this makes me even question your honesty more. Most charlatans bristle at any form of perceived challenge of their authenticity. A healer threatening to burn with fire - nice paradox

chizzily:
seems like the side effect is mainly for guys, so I shall continue

Correct!!!
I feel you. There are many guys who wouldn't mind being friends with benefits though. Just saying

Tearg1:
men it was thru deliverance, and baptism.

Deliverance & Baptism by koboko, I suppose.
Possibly that time your ma caught you at it?

zaedd:
Guilt will kill an onanist.

And you are still alive and haven't committed suicide from guilt?

mirenda:
See them rushing the thread...... You can tell every guy that has posted on this thread is an addict to self servicing
PM me if you need help

Help yourself first and pray to god to forgive you for the millions of little spermies you've sent to eternity.
God dey watch you o

berepiki:
Drop a prayer request n get a prophetic declaration... I can feel the anointing of God in every word I post here... U can tap from it n get healed or delivered today... If u are not born again u can also be led to Christ on this PLATFORM if only u believe... GOD IS DOING ALOT THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA THIS SEASON FOR A REASON... NO TIME TO WASTE... THE GOSPEL MUST GO ROUND THE WHOLE WORLD FOR THE FULFILLMENT OF TIME... And please post ur testimonies the moment u get one because miracles are bound to happen on the platform if only u believe

Chai! Naija people. You wan come open shop for here too?
You guys just love to feed on people's need to believe, their search for hope and direction.
How come you no get the message of wetin dey worry the other poster nah. Spirit no tell you?

I Very much agree with you on point 9
However, your point 6 is debatable. You'll be surprised at the percentage of men in Nigeria that drink and not all of them are wife beaters.
In addition, i think it is the easiest to exclude. The approach being that you can get him drunk and wind him up afterwards to see how he reacts while you people are still only dating.
Logical, methink

LEXYCOM:
I just pray for God's mercy.....cos am a victim of self servicing..

If you are the victim, who's the perpetrator? Your hands have a mind of their own?

adonisNEW:
Wow.!! God bless you op. More importantly self service is a Sin.!

Nna!!! Take am sofri nah. How e take be sin?

major466:
Honesty is the best policy.

And by deductive reasoning, dishonesty is the next best.
I say there's nothing wrong if you choose the second best option in some situations...

fleps:
I read with passion the last thread on the various excuses given in order to attend job interviews in another coy and I wondered what kind of excuse a Christian could give to honour interview invites.

Please I need opinions and experiences from Christians (or Muslims) who consider and see lying as sin and cannot for any reason (even a Shell interview) compromise their faith.

Last year I have had to turn down two invites because I had no means of honouring it. I applied for one and I was poached for the other. Though I did not reschedule the later because I didn't want it. But in scenarios like these, what should a faithful Christian do?

FFS, take a leave to attend the friggin interview or Just remain in your comfort zone then.

dact4u:
1. Masturbation makes you weak, it spends more energy and burns your calorie

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is a main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one to feel bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in your surroundings and it is indecent too.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or at least think of a sexual practice/ sex organs of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you to fell in a worse sexual problem if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. Seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect on others. May be you are good in all other regard but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end for your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,

OP, your sources?
I think a better title would be "22 assumptions on self- servicing"
I prefer to call it what it should be called though - W@nking! That's because there's a lot in a name

On a serious note though, let's take your 22nd assumption for example, w@nking actually reduces your chances of having STDs as you can't possibly pick one up from befriending your fist, can you? Also, your assumptions seem to be based on another assumption that it's only males that w@nk.
So abeg make you dey serious jare!

seseannie:
Tnx 4 all ur responses I spoke with him n he said he left a friend in his house n went to eat n that must have been when the condoms were used. He said he knew nothing abt the condoms. he. Has been swearing n begging me to believe him. To be candid I don't really know. What to believe

As much as I believe in letting your head rule over your heart; when it comes to matters of the heart, let the heart decide.
Question is has he cheated on you before? If No, then why are you doubting his story?
Mind you, trust should be reciprocal.
And remember to be careful what you wish for...

braine:
You are temperamental o. Kilode? Cool down.

Well, Let's say I am just hard-wired to be absolutely against violence on women.

searching4love:
Orie loburu

Nice, You are finally showing yourself up. Wife-beating, neanderthal slowpoke.
Let me tell you something, things are changing. A time will come when you will be jailed for inappropriately making sexual advances to women.
Mark my words, it's called "sexual harassment". But i know you definitely cannot wrap your brain around that.
Father-raping Motherf***er

searching4love:

SO YOU SAW TWO USED CONDOMS PROVES WHAT DID YOU MET HIM ON TOP OF ANOTHER WOMAN IF I WERE THE GUY I WILL SEND U PACKING LIKE A PIECE OF GARBAGE. IF YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM IN LITTLE THINGS THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE A WIFE IF WE DIG DEEP INTO YOUR AFFAIRS NOW YOU WILL SURELY HAVE OTHER GUYS SHINING YOUR CONGO TOO SO WHATS THE FUSS ABOUT MANY OF YOU GIRLS THINK YOU CAN EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT. AFTER SO MANY YEARS OF SLEEPING WITH VARIOUS MEN ALL IN THE NAME OF LOVE, YOU THINK YOU CAN HOOK A NIGGA TO BE THE PERFECT MAN FOR YOU. I DON'T PITY YOU AND IF I WAS THE GUY I WILL BEAT YOU WITH MY BELT BUCKLES BEFORE I THROW YOUR ASS OUT NONSENSE

WTF!!! If you are so manly why not try to beat Men like yourself, and stop bragging about belting a woman?
People are here screaming "cold murder" over someone who said men are by nature polygamous and no one seems to think you should be put in the bin? The fact that you could only make statements based on generalizations and unfounded stereotypes shows your level of intelligence - a real NIGGA, you are!

Jonathan:

IT'S SO UNFORTUNATE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DATING THE WRONG GUYS.
Useless advise.
Not every guy out there are like the guys you have had experience with.

You failed to understand her. She wasn't saying every guy out there are like the guys she's been dating. She was only saying most guys out there are like that.
Sometimes it helps to think like a gambler. Life's a gamble. And before sentimentalists start crying heresy, the bible agrees with something like "time and chance happens to them all".
Now, if your chance of finding the perfect guy was 1 in 10, and that of getting a 'good guy' is 5 in 10, what would you put your wager on?