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Peace Ibiyeomie not on the list? It ain't complete

Sekem, Sekem Sekem.

Ar3nal be losing this!

2:1

succipowei:
Guy, 22 trophies in 15yrs of management and he still doesn't have balling intelligence!!! C'mon. You should just have stopped at " hate that guy".

Win all the trophies, it doesn't wash off his foul loud big mouth nor stinking xta


He doesn't have balling intelligence brother.... who invented parking d luxurious bus?

All He knows is muscle, power; toutish form of futball.

When last did u see his chelsea team play free flowing futball?

Killed the careers of dat lad called Mike cos d nija lad went for money instead of balling.

Instead of Mou, let Giggs....can't even stomach that tot of having mou on m united manager 's seat

Luukasz:
Guardiola,Simeone,Jorge Sampaoli or Ryan Giggs will fit the bill

Take a pick

sylvalord:
[color=grey] LOL... Like it or not Jose is a great manager, his records attest to that. Chelsea's problem is just a momentary fling. The players are not in form, every player has his trouble days. I believe Jose will excel if given a chance at the theatre of dreams. [/color]

Nope he wudnt. Credentials or cursedential, we ain't buying. For no matter how brilliant u are, foul xta stain d reigns

Pep wud be great.

misspicy:
lol

@op, is this wedding or marriage blessing?

Ar3nal be learning from shekpe

sylvalord:
[color=grey] I hear Jose or pep will be coming over next season.. [/color]

Jose what? The sinker of d Chelsea ship or another?
Hate that guy. He ain't got balling intelligence.
Just touts out n win matches. Then we wudnt want his big foul mouth littering d old lady

Hediots cudnt even take revenge for d bashing they received from d low leaguers

dabossman:
Depay why?

They all gone under, all at once!

much as we love @WayneRooney it's gotta be @HKane and @vardy7 for @england for a few games #bbcfootball

------bhavin S

Same senile old age sickness disturbing Roman I @ chelshyts, is same worrying van daam GAal: Rooney is whack, yet e keeps playing him. Tot he hate player with big name, huge reps?

Oh, I forgot, rooney doesn't fit that description

aieromon:
C'mon United

Wish d GAal robots cud hear u

sylvalord:
[color=grey] We will. Right after van gaal is sacked. [/color]

Rooney ain't cutting it, GAal ain't doing nada, keeps playing him.
GAal ain't doing nada, board keeps quiet,

Keeps backing him.

Which coach is out there now that fits d bill?

Where is the heart throttling, nerve wrecking, ballz bursting n gut splitting temple that made me sign up for united!

Where is the risk it all , take it all spirit?

I sit in d clouds, pulled d curtains apart a bit hoping that these mortals wud realise their quick feet once more!

Huh?

Yea sure, they make beat us in their turf, but we tame them all!

#respectlarge!

NinaNigeria:
Cud it b possible dat maybe its just cyber sex n dey have never even met?

#lamejonnyquestion


Cnt imagine some1 rolling like d op just posted n u tryna justify her.

There is something called think it, achieve it

Bbsharon:
We all know how bestie ish can be, as in the closseness might send wrong message to people around especially when is a guy and a lady.

My bestie is male and in our 100level days many thought we were actually dating because you always see us together. To me as long as you both set your priorities right then you are good to go but I find out some guys are not cool with it.

So guys do you feel comfortable when your girlfriend or fiancee has a guy as her bestie? If not tell us why.

Ladies you can also share your experience...

As handsome as you know I am, my bestie is a gurl!
U know I'm blessed wit the gift of the gab(smooth as ice operator) yet my bestie is a gurl......

U wud love it wudnt u? I tell her everything , she does same too, we have a song we sing to each other, we have a special language u dnt understand. she knows my likes, aspiration, dislikes n all about me beta that u .
N u r my gf!

#arrrhsolame

Yet another aboki!

Woke up n realised that d northerners who don't like schooling n to encourage them, their cut off r usually rediculously low, r now smarter than us all

I think that anomaly shld be corrected now.

Oh all hail the tourist!
In shriek's voice, on dah road again, oops nopes! On dah air again.

Don phorget to take som shots 4 folks back home and update us on d state of the nation while away!

#wohajoke

Kai Buhari

When I told those of u that joined APC for the change chant to tell them to define d change, u got blinded by money n hate for Gej,

Now behold d change, that gurl nitwit beremx must have buried her head in d dust of humiliation. U wud never find her in thread like this

joshadedapo:
Ladies, it is advisable to quickly note this before you realise you have become one of his 'jerk off stats'

Wish this was their call, unfortunately, it ain't.

Unfortunately, the heart always over rule women's head!
N d kinda sleek smooth ways players just swooch them off is gut splitting.
Most times, after meeting n in d next 45mins dey've had it, she realise her self n ask: do u even know my name?

Ofcos he doesn't, he didn't Boda to ask!
Boring questions that wud wake u to reality r strictly avoided

queenfav:
Nigerian celebrities have a lot of growing up to do.The real billionaires are thinking of how to expand their empire,acquire assets..Matured like like freeze is on instagram telling us how he is the first one in Nigeria to acquire the 2015 rolex watch.So we now know you are the first,anything else?Oh..maybe he can take that to a bank and get paid!Rubbish.Abeg seun and nl mods,try to bring enlightening articles to the frontpage before nairaland becomes a sick joke!

I wudnt castigation him , I wud only ask him some questions: How much is his investment worth?
How many people on his scholarship local n international?? How many orphanage houses does he care for monthly?

If we were to convert him money to dollars, let's not mention pounds, How much wud he be worth?


Can't imagine a poor employee, that his boss can wake up d next day And fire, not thinking of floating his company rather wasting money on things that Don't add value to humanity!

Sick

Tunchi101:
you make abeg. I wonder why u don't reply my messages

Dude puleez!

Stop selling short!

stardragon:
how??

ur DESTINY is in ur hand!
God does not just send manna from heaven, u've to hustle first b4 anything can reach you...

Cudnt have been said any Bette

Where do we go from here?

Oh the insatiable soul

Hope they have a game plan because all their representing groups have denied them.

It is not by protesting one day n resting the next, Hope they have the needed resources n wherewithal to see this to the end And probably the guts to see this to their end.

God keep us as one.

searching4l0ve:
FAYOSE IS JUST AN ATTENTION SEEKER WHO DERIVES PLEASURE IN UNNECESSARY MEDIA PUBLICITY I KNOW EASTERNERS WILL HAIL THIS THUG CUM GOVERNOR FORGETTING THAT MOST GOVERNORS FROM THE SOUTH EAST CANT PAY THE 18K MINIMUM WAGE AS WELL. THIS LAMENTATIONS IS NOT RELATED TO A POLITICAL PARTY. EVERY NIGERIAN IS NOW FEELING [b]THE HEAT OF ECONOMIC MISMANAGEMENT AND YEARS OF WASTAGE UNDER GEJ WHO THE IGBOS SUPPORTED SO HARD TO REMAIN IN ASO ROCK. SHAME [/b]

you should be ashamed of yourself for the bolded. Gej left office with fuel everywhere, not a queue even on yuletide periods, just under how many months, your northern president cum petroleum minister has returned the queue.

bh was almost going on extinction b4 apc took over, now they are back,

just under how many months, u have driven so many investors away and the nation 's economic is nose diving yet you blame GEJ for your ineffective and lack of readiness for government? tot you got the magic wand apc, wave it!
the earlier the beta you lot tell yourself the truth that you lack skills to govern your kitchens let along a nation with 170mila people.

you shouted change, now u getting short changed and you got the guts to call Gej?

btw, you need not bear down on that poor keypad by caps locking, reap the fruits of your labour

oh heavens!

such is man: d sun shines, itz too hawt! then the rain comes, arrrh! i wud rather d sun!

this is why you should know urself, be urself n never try to displease urself to please anyone.

should have let him go along time ago, but sometimes we just feel weak at the kneels and wonder if we would find someone as good as that again!?

but trust me, there are way better angels out there you would never met until you let go.

the blame is fully on her: she not only let him manipulate her into some crazy stuffs, but also let down her dignity by agreeing to some insane shameful deeds.

move on and learn from it.

dominique:
He only bears a Nigerian name. I doubt if he has ever set foot on his father land before.

sure a pity.

our sons building the lands of others and Nigeria is left almost in ruins!

even in the ruins, bomb still blows away the little hope there is for this wondering man

many nights drenched to the very core of his marrow

crossed and tossed by the raging seas

watched ashore , unsure where to shop next

but he would find the light again! this land of mine

for he is blessed with an unbreakable spirit
though the weight of his wayward sons weighs him down
he wud purge off, plunge on
all hail d motherland
dressed in the beauty of a thousand queens
here to reign
here to rule
here to stay!
Thou lion of africa
Wade on


Penned by Eplanet

Tolexander:
Good!

Notherner!

Not interested in the political zone, but the appointment is favoring the North.

yet another aboki!

tinubu okpolo no be open eye...... film trick, n we all fold our hands n watch!

hope what im its not what im thinking.......... with all these abokis he is appointing