₦airaland Forum

Oga jona...in as much as m your fan,you don't understand the game of politics!!!

Baddo101:
and u ended up not paying shey

yes...1naira she nor see

They should be a list for cities with the ugliest female creatures,Warri should be number one on that list

mumumugu:
Any girl who likes being on top or dominating in bed or has sexual position (beside missionary style) is a slut...

lol,this one z phunny!

Lol,have had a similar experience....met the girl that night,dunno if she was a prostitute cus no price was agreed. We got home she insisted we pray before anything,m sure I was as shocked as yhu wer...after prayer,the girl sleep ooo,I just sitdwn dey look am...after she dne slip 4 lyk 2hrs na I tap am,sae mke she wake up.The shediot asked me what do I want,I told her I need to whip!!!...long story short,I whip am,discharged d girl by 5am before d woman I was staying wit woke...That was during my predegree days sha#2008#

Accpt her bck,solely 4 d purpose of b00ty call....get yaslf anoda gf smplace else#chikena#

crudedude:
Omoh whish oil jab dey shele for waffi? connect a brother na

wen anitn cms up...I go hala yhu

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gede7744:
this post ranked of insecerity. and even childish.

a mature mind does not ask this kind of question

miss maturity work on your spellings#

redgem:
Zoology

just take a week and walk round ph...am sure you'll see something...dunno how you feel towards teaching,cus that would be he easiest to find

redgem:
Rivers State, graduated November

Rivers state the opportunities there should be high,am in delta sha,wt course did you read?

Where's your state of residence?...I graduated last year april...but work @ an oil firm and the pay's really good...it depends on where you're located sha!

kristina1:
A reasonable person wl not wish someone he barely know to be single @ 40.
Am done with you#bye

lol,barely know??,ma dear I don't know your ugly ass...who's done with who??stop talking like PEJ

kristina1:
Guy come,you see me for dream?
Why you carry my matter for head lyk dis?
Pls,lets keep our distances.

distances you say...you don't look like a reasonable person to be close 2...d distance is well kept

kristina1:
I know ur type...mtcheew

you know my type??...where do the likes of you originate from??you look like a retarded fellow,am pretty sure you know not of any type#

kristina1:
Pls let mind our business,sir
That wl be the best.

your head they shake abi?

benuejosh:
pastor W.F Kumuyi and brother Gbile Akanni the least or better still the Non controversial pastors in Nigeria. almost every other pastor listed there has had a taste of public rubbishing for one shady deed or the other but not for kumuyi and Gbile. i respect this Men of God.

what about Olukoya??

AdeniyiA:
Listen to TB Joshua and your life will exude the core values of Christianity if you're willing

TF TBJ

Booked...

kristina1:
Bf??YES
Husby??NO

let me recommend you to one baba,so when you remain single @ 40...you'll know where to go!!!

Advice to other girls ke?asif them they hear...girls wee keep being girls(stewpeed nd greedy)....Nxt tori jor!.

drisatasarr:
First you need a good oral exam as part of an overall health assessment. If everything is ok, then you must see a dentist to rule out gum disease. It is important that we stress to our brothers and sisters the need for dental visit every 6 months. Also flossing and changing your soft toothbrush frequently is best. I once met a guy who never floss and uses toothbrush until all bristles are worn down. As bad as it sounds this is common among Nigerians.

I chnge my toothbrush err'month...the blood has stopped without any medical help though

For those that read physics in unical...we see this things err' semenstr...,to make things worse the only lecturer that his result was the opposite of this died...thank God dose days are Long gone!!!

Tinubu:
what exactly are these clergymen doing there


So this is the 'work of God' that they are using their private jets for... The private jets they bought with our tithes and offerings


Their presence there is an indirect endorsement and celebration of the wanton corruption for which the Fisherman is now known for.....


GEJ has looted this nation into an economic coma, and used that blood money to organize a flamboyant wedding for his daughter...... And the Pastors who come to the alter every Sunday and tell us to 'flee from all appearances of evil', are right there grinning from ear to ear


GOD IS REALLY MERCIFUL

hey shattap and stop spilling thrash 4rm thy mouth

Hmm

jingh:
d same degree PEJ has.
let me humour you



Top 15 Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders
Please Read:
1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the
senatorswereonce a children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.
(Hischildren? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before youwere once a children.
(Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy
tocarry second in an international competition like
thisone,(addressingpress men after Female
Under-19FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not awoman?
Theywere once a children now a adult nowthey are
bombing women and children making somechildren a
widow.(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who
havebecome widows for loosing their parents for one
reasonor another. (Lmfao….)
9. We should have love for our
fellowNigeriansirrespective of their NATIONALITY
(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
respondingtotreatment. (Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead
ofcommittingsuicide. (What’s the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his
manhoodlives on. (Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family.
(Laughwan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches onchristmas
day, theydon’t have respect for Jesus, theyare a very
bad person,infact I’m a sadder woman rightnow and
Mr.President ismore saddest(Sad,sadder,saddest…)
15. We all have HIV.( For real? Imagine this woman o,
Chei!!!TYPE AMEEN, IF YOU BELIEVE PATIENCE/
PATIENT(wathever she called herself) WILL BE
SPEAKING REMAINING VOCABULARIES IN HER
HUSBAND’SUNDER DEVELOPED VILLAGE……
What A First Lady…
shall we countinu with this bomb from our first lady or
vote em out?
Worst Ever…

my vote goes for GEJ....not his obviously dumb wife...where's GMB's wife ma?

jingh:
hahahahaha does his behaviour delicate a literate.
PhD without common sense is like a train without an engine.
and lastly try to Ve an education and do away with edjucatn

madam,you just revealed yourself to be the illiterate I thought you where...picking up an error to justify your supposed literacy!!!
*ps*i spelt it so on purpose,so as to pick you out#go get a degree!!!

jingh:
you can't understand because you only understand word dat comes out of your master MR CLUELESS.
HEDIOT

MR clueless you say?Lady stop displaying your lack of edjucatn for all to see!!!!.....I'll rather understand the words of a PHD holder than the words of a school cert holder!!!

jingh:
the same clueless father in law dat called obasanjo thug shakes him.

I wish I get up to A million naira
I go just buy MY WATCH to sell at the hall gate.
obasanjo giving Jonathan premature ejaculation since that book was produced.

buhari until PEJ stop calling herself WIDOW

what is this one saying...are you trying to be funny?or deliberately being stewpeed!!!

bameyi:
Why will he loose or how the guy is going thru almost all of the SS, SE state. The bag killing has your president said anything about it but France is on his mind.

Na amadioha go strike the anuofia we rig this election

abeg explain what you just spat,I no understand!!!

Obiagelli:
I won't be disappointed in the choices Nigerian make for themselves, i will be disappointed if inec fails in its responsibility.

that's your fallback when Gmb looses...trust me his gonna

Obiagelli:
Pictures of the crowd, massive crowd. It was difficult to get pictures, they chose a primary school as campaign ground, is there no stadium in Anambra?

massive crowd my a*s....100persons in an enclosed space is no crowd...they should go 2 stadiums let's see their filling capacity*