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Op, shey na gf package?...I don't need to marry em....so ill go 4 d bad cook....prepare my food myself or eat out...a girl that tawkz 2 much z unbearable

Send her the money....and add your name to her list f maga's

onosprince:
You be EFCC?

all dis warri bouys wer dne run go ghana....make una bring d bar come back dis town ooo...we job seekers go still maintain...until....

VickyyB:
Some people has to open a thread for everything.

SHATAP!!!

Wetin cosyne anybody wiv wetin ah dey buy...i take fun in buying condoms 4rm pretty sales girls...most tymz I tease em to recommend the best 4 mi

Tbioty:
John samuel ita(equado)like seriously u dnt knw wot is goin on..i paid in money 2 ur ecobank account on friday...

WTF is this...you've seen my number you had better call me asap...before you get all

Tbioty:
Ita u suppose 2 send me d fifa15,but u jst left me on d dark,no info abt u sendin it,u switch off ur fone (08184556392)since on friday...we re bro u shuld knw dat...am nt hapi @all honestly..

abeg call me on this number...don't know what's going on

Tbioty:
Equado(Ita)like seriously did u jst do dat....i reserve my comment 4 now...stil watchin!

sorry I don't get?what did I do?

VickyyB:
Why should I cry for a man? Am i mad?

your type cries the most

holatin:
are u high on menstrual Blood.
cus if you are not you wount behave dumb, clueless, pointless and foolish.
one last word for you
Send dat thunder to your mum in the village, your dad in prison, ur sisters at the brothel And your brothers at mental assylum.

lol,cause your mum is in the village and dying of stroke doesn't mean mine is...your dads in the prison?he's paying for his crimes so what's anybodies biz...your sister z a prostitute...that should be a generational thing,am sure your mum was one 2 before she relocated to the village...the only person I feel sorry 4 is your brother that's in a mental institution...and am sure he's constant addiction to cheap drugs got him there anyways...as 4 you the thunder that'll fire you is already @ your door#ewu

holatin:
tanx for the pics. but
we are all gonna kick Jonathan out come 2015 and install The General .
lastly how much were u payed ?

thunder fire 'the general' and you

So 4**k what....Atiku....#nt relevant

omenka:
It is either Fayose is a damn fool or just too idle and needs some form of distraction. Using a rake would have made him appear more serious. Omisiore's corn gobbling pictures to me carry better messages than this. Alt least they tell us the man is darn Greedy whereas this one tells us Fayose is foolish.

Anyway, foolishness is a PDP thing.

go through what you wrote and explain to us why we shouldn't consider you slow spoked?

AjFive:
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I School In France.

I know many of you here do frequently come across this phrase or use it ignorantly without knowing it's damage effect.

Yes! the phrase and all started as a joke but it's now annoying, unprofessional and damaging as it's no longer a JOKE!

Who started It? — Aj_Five.

I made the comment as FTC on a front-page topic exactly a month ago. And I got so many likes as It was a nice sarcastic joke against APC presidential aspirant Buhari.




^^^ This here is the comment but sadly, this single and innocent comment lead to so many controversy as it didn't just died there. Hundreds of PDP members starting spamming the whole forum with ‘I School In France’ in a bid to mock Buhari.

As the culprit, I heavily condemn the act. It's very unprofessional and amateurish and for that, I'm sorry. I think we should all stand tall and unite as one. Let's put an end to this stupidity.

To my PDP Hommies and e-warriors, please wherever you're, this is AJ_Five calling you to order. Please stop using the phrase ‘I School In France’

Let's respect our leaders. Thank You.

Aj_Five
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ummm op,Buhari aint our leader...maybe not yet...mayb not ever

Yes there is...by literally getting off the friend zone.....

Hmmm...when I was in uni...I broke up with my girlfriend of a year plus...it didn't take long she started dating my roomate...@ 1st it was disturbing...she even started spending the nights with this dude...ill sleep @ my neighbours house...although most of my friends asked me to kick the guy out...I just overlooked the whole thing nd let it slide...although I was really pained...it didn't take 3months she left my roomie and started dating his friend*TRUE STORY*...*In other news m plus 1 2dae*

kozaic:
Guyz are the ones friendzoning themselves..
If u wnt me nd I say knw
Guess the next thing 2 do is leave dnt stick around.

a girl would tell him no but still keep him on a lease...some even go as far as getting jealous when he eventually leaves

Daniyemi:
baba...you only wed once.
And make sure u do it right. Try as much as possible to make it glamorous.
How can u have a gloomy ceremony n call it a wedding? How can your wife look so gloomy and dull?
Baba..calm down!!!!

you wed only once?get your facts right...most of this 'glamorous wedding' of yours how long does it last...my parents got married @ deeper life and that was 34yrs ago

Daniyemi:
I am sure she made the 'gown' herself.
And I am pretty the cost of the 'gown' wouldn't be more than 1500.(one thousand five hundred naira).
well congrats to her.

wetin cosyne you and the price of the gown?foolish talk....

MzPreshie:
Its James Bond, not 'jes born'. And your use of short forms, coupled with the bad english is really annoying. Hope the sms you sent her weren't written this way? Cause if they were, hmmm...

lol...its obvious y she's avoiding him...mayb after seeing his messages

Your problem?you're still a child...maybe not by age...but a child @ heart...don't worry you'll eventually grow

Where you not the one that opened this thread?.... www.nairaland.com/2015860/dont-wish-date-someone-nairaland.....something they really worry you

Attention seekers everywhere.....op, get a life.....men would follow

He's a fool....the girl z no longer his mate...he shudt deal wiv it...#dis kynd tin still dey apn self?

The day she provoked the devil in me...she broke my laptop...all in the name that the light 4rm the laptop was disturbing her sleep...Lord knws ah wnted 2 disfigure her face wiv a slap...den agen she has d smoothest skin eva...anywayz ah gave her d silent treatment which in my opinion z worse

iceberylin:
BJ

your brain thinks @ the speed of light my brova#@ op a bj z d best bday gift eva 4rm a gf to a bf that z

Have been slapped by a woman 4tymes...d 1st tym she ended up with crutches{no kidding}...the other 3tymz I just overlooked and walked away

What kinda dumb question z dis? Abeg consult your oracle

Nyce story dude

Yes you're a kid...y wud you go to his house alone not ready to give out the cookie?

akimaw:
man b sharp,just buy any cheap pad with dual shock then search online for x360ce online then download it then if u hav difficulties using it,holla me;as for me i'm using Ucom pad made by us in 9ja to play any game or maybe i can upload it online for u guyz

it still doesn't play all games