₦airaland Forum

FriedPlantain:
[b]He is an Urhobo man, an Itsekiri guy, a yoruba boy, an igbo intellect........ Can't we all read just one damn thread on this forum without us going the tribal line. The doofus above me have started it, I expect more m0rons to continue from where they stopped. Lubbish!

.... But come to think of this, this Aziza guy isn't the first Nigerian to achieve such an unimaginable feat.
My younger brother Kasali achieved similar feat by having hat-trick of commendable results at 3 renowned tertiary institutions. He got a lower credit from Yabatech on his OND certificate, proceeded to the prestigious University of Lagos where he commendably bagged Third Class honours. After staying 3 years at home with no job forthcoming, I personally sponsored him to study again at Covenant University, hoping things would turn out good this time around, admonishing him on the need to make First class to right all his wrongs.
The 1diot choose to make it a hat-trick of results by bagging another commendable Third-class at Covenant University. Such a useless 1diot . Omo ale jati jati!


Friedplantain [/b]

u wan kil persn wth laff here oh abeg

asdfjklhaha:
I sleep a lot in church most especially during the sermon, but as soon as I leave the church my eye clears in fact wen I get home and lie on my bed the sleep disappears. What culd be the problem. Is it a spiritual problem? How do I go about stopping it?

iz jx matter of making a hard decision...wch entails standn while sermon is goin on so as nt 2 sleep
it has 2 simple effective solns
1) except nw out of hand, ur nt expected 2 sleep while as iz nt a comfortable position 2
2) the shame of standn while odaz r sitting will take away d comfort thoughts of sleepn

If All men are d same why does it take long for a woman 2 choose one?

nawtyqutekushj:
crappy world indeed..Idnt knw y celebs do luv walking at nyt..He(kiss Daniel),foluto d yunger bro to kiss nd dia dad went to drop kiss daniel at a hotel in abk..on thier way coming bak foluto nd his dad got involved in an accident..The dad died after the incident,foluto still under medical care at a hostpital in abeokuta..

u sure of dis or jx saying?
coz dis issue of rise 2 fame @ d demise of one's family member...no funny @ all oh

MizJayne:
Pls I want to knw,apart frm d 600 corpers given d 15k,does it mean dt other copers won't get anytin frm lagos state no matter hw little

unfortunately yea
if u wrk in a private cmpny or wherever
u wil b paid there...stipends of course

lyricalz:
Who has reliable link, I would luv 2be posted to lagos, come batchB.

...pple jx feel evryone is a scam bt cm reliably tell u, am a 2014 batch B corper presently servn in lag. wth a direct source...

isan:
The truth is bitter Afolayan just said the truth
Igbo's are 419 and kidnappers



Ambode shuld just come and ban piracy

trust me I doubt wth ur opinion if common sense is rily common

ChinemeOkpan:
Oba of Lagos should be respected by all lagosians- both indigenes and immigrants

No one should disrespect Oba Akiolu

He has spoken, everyone should adjust accordingly

may God help ur lines of thougt...wth an issue of such gravity being debated all u can beg 4 is respect...whn dat of an ethnic grp has bn thrown away?

omenka:
The Palace has already clarified this. The Oba never made such a statement, it is just PDP sticking unto their divisive tradition of ethnoreligious politicking. They will milk this trash for what it's worth whether or not there's a shred of truth in it.

This is the kind of legacy Jonathan has bequeathed on PDP.

Am disappointd by ur statemnt...wth an issue of dis magnitude against an ethnic grp dat has gone viral...ur stil doubting iz credibility?

aspaki:
i attended INEC Adhoc training but couldn't find my name on the training allowance list,what should i do?
is it possible to attend the training and not get the allowance?

which state?

stumbled on this picture of Cristiano Ronaldo dancing shoki

If only our president in prospect General Muhammadu Buhari will learn how to pronounce words rightly, then he has gotten our votes...e.g b4 he confuses us
main pronunciation/buhariz pronunciation
pdp/fidifi
power/fawer
corruption/kwaraftion
five/pipe
agriculture/agrikwacha
assure/asshwa
employment/enfloyment
fight/pight
and even his own party
APC PARTY/ A.FI.C FARTY

Mannylex:
You can withdraw from any branch of your bank.








Have no fear; Mannylex is here

u cnt wthdraw from anywia...n it mst b wth an atm card, jx confirmed dat frm my branch nw

kessluvall:
plz dear b14 corpers... am a c14 prospective corper n i wanna work my posting to lag... i need help plzzzz

add me on watsapp wth dis num 08134758178 lemme link u up 2d persn dat wrkd mine

Youngmoniii:
Depends on interest....I advocate u join one that is in line with your chosen career path or lines up with your passion and interest.

hw do I gt 2 knw d various CDS

Harmonyemerald: Chill, you can. As a batch B stream 2, acceptance registration is done together with clearance

lemme mk it clear Diaz no such thng as clearance 4 stream 2 guyz as ur yet 2 spend a mnth wth ur ppa...do u wil b paid accordn 2 ur lga registration...so no cmpny has strtd clearin stream 2 Corpers

Youngmoniii: Depends on interest....I advocate u join one that is in line with your chosen career path or lines up with your passion and interest.

stream 2 has messed a lotta thnz up...dey dnt evn hv a comprehensive list of al d CDS grps one can join @ d lga

Youngmoniii: Yea xterdai...no pay no work, u can only come once a month to clear for ur allowee

just as i wanted it

4rm xperience garnered so far, which seems 2b d beat CDS one can join?

am stil waiting 2 c or meet an Hausa albino

stalit4ril1: Oh i remember you,hpe u were able to do d bank stuff

yea yea finished up on dat friday

dedarkman: More pics

more fun iz gonna go dwn on d 15th...ryt dia @d secretariat

stalit4ril1: helo guys am under d canopy at d book of life any 1 there yet pls holla me

was in a hurry, 4got 2 pick ur contact number thrilled by ur figure 8...incase uv 4gotn(#whispering d guy who snt u our grp pix 2day)

Hissexcellencie: lol. mail me ur digits. Or U could try da shouting town-crying method tho' its foolproof.

finali my shoutn wrks out @ d parade ground...we'l continue on da 15th @d secretariat

Unichizzy: fri is too far! ma shouts starts tmrw. hope to c all dis pwty gals nd cool dudes here. jst hope u all look as good as u write (dts btw sha). stil can't wait for dawn

add me on watsapp wth a hi 08134758178 we cn stil meet on Friday coz of ur ID card koletion

prixxy7: I want to go to d bank on dat friday and open d account. Dats y I want to finalise everytin 2mao. Been goin dea since monday.

mk all man add me on watsapp 08134758178 we gatz snap our 3wks pix on dat Friday...signed chief coordinator

prixxy7: I want to go to d bank on dat friday and open d account. Dats y I want to finalise everytin 2mao. Been goin dea since monday.

mk all man add me on watsapp 08134758178 we gatz our 3wks pix on dat Friday...signed chief coordinator

ibullem: Hi guys, so cool 2 have finally met most of you...
@mannylex, abeg try trim ur height I be like toddler 4 ur side LMFAO

I saw cute Prixxy7, cool Dotchez, beautiful Onyinye,

fresh kriscamdi, hisexcellencie baba , tonydamus (ur boy loyal), and so many cool guys & cute ladies who are unregistered yet.

Honestly we bonded as though we've know forever. Its super cool meeting all you guys...

Would be back in camp on friday 4 my I.D, hope to meet much more folks. I pray
You all get ur names in the 'Book of life' early enough, so we can still take that group pix after all.

Jeez my legs ache badly

e sure me 2 shout nairaland on dat Friday so I cn get 2 meet evryone

Hissexcellencie: can't come 2mao and friday again. Abeg make am friday at least to see new faces and those collecting I'd cards. E hear. Mail me ur digits lemme add u on whatsapp.

hw com I hvnt met any nairalander yet?
abi na Nokia torch I dey use ping?

berryB: u look good!..so I won't see all u Nls on sunday I jux added u on bbm. Erebeshe, u n ND don leave me register abi

ur a protocol persn na...u hv 2 wait til I Ur zones schedule 2 come n strt Lolz

moneybag007: Anyone coming τ̅☺ camp tomorrow should add me on my pin:3322AFB6... Let's nairaland fwendz hook up... i̶̲̥̅̊ have my kits already.. i̶̲̥̅̊ will like τ̅☺ snap with some of you... Pls let's hook up... Ebola no gree make we camp... I've been busy working on my ppa... Gotta influence it

bro hw can one influence his posting (vry important plz)