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How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:34am On Jun 21, 2015
I sleep a lot in church most especially during the sermon, but as soon as I leave the church my eye clears.

in fact wen I get home and lie on my bed the sleep disappears. What culd be the problem.

Is it a spiritual problem? How do I go about stopping it?

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by eleojo23: 5:40am On Jun 21, 2015
Stop taking custard before going to church! grin

I'm serious. If you can avoid heavy food before going to church, it will help a great deal. When you eat, your body goes into digestion mode. During digestion, your body breaks down the nutrients in food. This causes a rise in blood sugar that triggers your pancreas to release insulin into the bloodstream. Insulin increases the amount of serotonin and melatonin that flood the brain, two chemicals associated with drowsiness.

Try to get enough sleep on Saturday night. If you do, you will not be able to sleep for some hours after you are fully rested. (You could still be bored, you just won't fall asleep.)

Also, get more interested in the sermon and try to take down notes. If you take notes, it is much easier to stay awake than if you just listen.

Or become a worker, that would make you active.

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by asdfjklhaha(f): 5:56am On Jun 21, 2015
I eat most times before going for lectures and yet I don't sleep during lectures why's dat of sunday different? Anyway thanks 4 ur contribution

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by sportsmaster(m): 6:00am On Jun 21, 2015
Chew gum during service,It keeps you active.
or better still Join the "Ushering unit".

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by eleojo23: 6:06am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
I eat most times before going for lectures and yet I don't sleep during lectures why's dat of sunday different? Anyway thanks 4 ur contribution
Because you take down notes during lectures and don't just listen.
And also when your CGPA is at stake, you won't want to sleep because you want to pass with good grades. cheesy

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by pyyxxaro: 6:09am On Jun 21, 2015
1st step : Rub pepper for ur eye

2nd step : Rub tatashe / Aboniki balm

3rd step : use tooth pick to hold ur eye, make e nor close



Finally na Devil de use the person cry

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:10am On Jun 21, 2015
eleojo23:

Because you take down notes during lectures and don't just listen.
And also when your CGPA is at stake, you won't want to sleep because you want to pass with good grades. cheesy
But our lives are at stake if we sleep in church, we can end up in hell don't u think hell shuld be more scary dan ur CGPA?

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:12am On Jun 21, 2015
pyyxxaro:
1st step : Rub pepper for ur eye

2nd step : Rub tatashe / Aboniki balm

3rd step : use tooth pick to hold ur eye, make e nor close



Finally na Devil de use the person cry
Hav u tried it b4 if yes den share ur experience that's is if ur eyes still works properly

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by eleojo23: 6:16am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:

But our lives are at stake if we sleep in church, we can end up in hell don't u think hell shuld be more scary dan ur CGPA?
OK. I think you just found your cure. The next time you feel sleepy, tell yourself "If I fall asleep, I may go to hell!"
That should keep you awake. cheesy

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by pyyxxaro: 6:18am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:

Hav u tried it b4 if yes den share ur experience that's is if ur eyes still works properly


Not tried it, our gate man had this problem b4

When I applied this method, he regained his sight immediately

He's even aprayer warrior now

I advice u try it immediately

Thank me later cheesy

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:24am On Jun 21, 2015
eleojo23:

OK. I think you just found your cure. The next time you feel sleepy, tell yourself "If I fall asleep, I may go to hell!"
That should keep you awake. cheesy
Lol
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by eleojo23: 6:24am On Jun 21, 2015
pyyxxaro:
1st step : Rub pepper for ur eye

2nd step : Rub tatashe / Aboniki balm

3rd step : use tooth pick to hold ur eye, make e nor close



Finally na Devil de use the person cry
You must have watched a lot of Tom and Jerry cartoons. grin

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:25am On Jun 21, 2015
pyyxxaro:

Not tried it, our gate man had this problem b4
When I applied this method, he regained his sight immediately
He's even aprayer warrior now
I advice u try it immediately
Thank me later cheesy
Stop lying joor

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Erebeshe: 6:25am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:
I sleep a lot in church most especially during the sermon, but as soon as I leave the church my eye clears in fact wen I get home and lie on my bed the sleep disappears. What culd be the problem. Is it a spiritual problem? How do I go about stopping it?
iz jx matter of making a hard decision...wch entails standn while sermon is goin on so as nt 2 sleep
it has 2 simple effective solns
1) except nw out of hand, ur nt expected 2 sleep while as iz nt a comfortable position 2
2) the shame of standn while odaz r sitting will take away d comfort thoughts of sleepn

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by pyyxxaro: 6:27am On Jun 21, 2015
eleojo23:

You must have watched a lot of Tom and Jerry cartoons. grin




Hahahahahahahaha....... bonjour mon ami
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by pyyxxaro: 6:29am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:

Stop lying joor

Sorry... I repent of my lies angry

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by asdfjklhaha(f): 6:39am On Jun 21, 2015
pyyxxaro:

Sorry... I repent of my lies angry
Go and sin no more.

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by pyyxxaro: 6:42am On Jun 21, 2015
asdfjklhaha:

Go and sin no more.

Thanks

grin You go and sleep in church no more smiley

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Nobody: 6:47am On Jun 21, 2015
Show commitment in church,either by being a worker,or partake in its activities.

The sleep is due to boredom which your mind has made you to believe.
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by hydeka: 7:08am On Jun 21, 2015
pyyxxaro:


Sorry... I repent of my lies angry
You see your life? Lying on sunday morning. grin

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Nobody: 7:11am On Jun 21, 2015
Change your church.
That happens when the church becomes more of a burden.

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by pyyxxaro: 7:13am On Jun 21, 2015
hydeka:

You see your life? Lying on sunday morning. grin


Bros I don repent na, shuuoooo embarassed


Calm down
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by hydeka: 7:18am On Jun 21, 2015
pyyxxaro:



Bros I don repent na, shuuoooo embarassed


Calm down
Abeg no cry. You are forgiven. tongue

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by pyyxxaro: 7:29am On Jun 21, 2015
hydeka:

Abeg no cry. You are forgiven. tongue


When u close from church

Come mama ochuko store make I buy u one cold Olive oil and beans pie
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by hydeka: 7:42am On Jun 21, 2015
pyyxxaro:



When u close from church

Come mama ochuko store make I buy u one cold Olive oil and beans pie
OK. No problem. Till then smiley

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by ShakurM(m): 7:44am On Jun 21, 2015
be an Usher!
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Vikkie14: 7:48am On Jun 21, 2015
eleojo23:

You must have watched a lot of Tom and Jerry cartoons. grin
I tell you.
Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Vikkie14: 7:50am On Jun 21, 2015
ShakurM:
be an Usher!
Am sure you haven't seen where an Usher sleeps while standing?

Sleeping in church isn't due to eating "heavy" meal on sunday. It boils down to some spiritual powers overpowering one's ability to listen to sermon.

Hasn't it occur to you that Sleep comes only during Sermon/Ministration/Message??

Why aint you sleeping during Praise and Worship, during Dancing and singing?? Why is it only during sermon?

Does that means the Preacher is Boring or the Sermon is boring or
does it implies you are SPIRITUALLY pinned??

Why aint you sleeping off during Football matches between Chelsea and Barca?? Ehn ehn!!! Is that so? So why not replicate same thing in church??

Spiritual Bondage causes Sermon Boredom which leads to Sleeping

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by Heavenly102: 9:30am On Jun 21, 2015
sit in front row

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by refreshrate: 9:48am On Jun 21, 2015
That wan easy na bros, stay at home and sleep.

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Re: How Can One Stop Sleeping In Church by 20bc(m): 9:50am On Jun 21, 2015
Maybe the pastor's sermon is dull and boring or its your thing to always sleep in church. So stopping it will require you to always use your eye to find fresh girls in church grin grin

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