[quote author=nerodenero post=61661925]We don't fear the Creator but we fear the creature created by the Creator.

just heard this words of wisdom today frm the pulpit...interested to knw where u worship

great quote indeed

please do they require money to do the registration...
if yes...how much please?

kekakuz:
what does the Micheal Jackson face have to do with anything

kekakuz:
what does the Micheal Jackson face have to do with anything

kekakuz:
what does the Micheal Jackson face have to do with anything

you just added to knowledge

1. “Bluetooth” technology was named after a 10th century king, King Harald Bluetooth. He united Denmark and Norway – just like the wireless technology united computers and cell phones.
2. The University of Minnesota is older than Minnesota the state itself!
3. If you made $1 every second, it would take you 2,511 years to have more money than Bill Gates (over $79.2 billion dollars).
4. Samuel Jackson has a clause in his film contracts that allows him to play golf during film shoots whenever he wants.
5. Australia has over 10,000 beaches. You could visit a new beach everyday for over 27 years.
6. Human body is the weakest during 3-4am. This is the time most people die in their sleep.
7. The more intelligent a child is, the earlier they begin to lie and the better they are at it.
8. A woman will base 55% of her initial impression of a man on his appearance, 38% on his style of speaking, and 7% on what he actually says.
9. Drinking 2 cups of cold water on an empty stomach can boost metabolism by 30%
10. Michael Jackson requested his wine be served in Diet Coke cans during flights, because he didn't want his kids to see him drinking alcohol.
DROP UR COMMENTS...which fascinates u d more?

Edopesin:
Nt Sure Abt No1

was a mistake actually...have modified it

1. Humans use 200 muscles to take one walk step
2. Arab women can initiate a divorce if their husbands don’t pour coffee for them.
3. You cannot snore and dream at the same time.
4. You can’t hum while holding your nose closed.
5. A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second
6. Of all the words in the English language, the word “set” has the most definitions. The word “run” comes in close second.
7. Earth is the only planet that is not named after a god
8. The toothpaste “Colgate” in Spanish translates to “go hang yourself.
9. There is an English word to describe that slight feeling of joy you get from the misfortune of other people – “epicaricacy.
10. Women are more attracted to someone with the ability to make them laugh, Laughter strengthens relationships.
Which one interest you more
Drop your comments

Teensway:
Please NLders,

I'm still a teenager but through with my high school. So i decided to look for money and i got this job to work as supporting staff at a microfinance bank. I worked there for 4 months and stopped working Yesterday after receiving this month salary. I travelled today to register for jamb from my salary and when i got back home, my mum said my boss came looking for me that i must submit my resignation letter. I wrote the letter and gave it to him, he collected it and returned it telling me that i must return the salary. He said i should have given the company one month notice before i would have been eligible for my salary or else the company will come to our house and seize some property. I told him to show me where those terms were written in agreement i signed, he got angry and started calling me names and threatened me. Please what should i do, abeg help me.


NB: I left because of my boss(branch manager) and the remaining loan officer started asking me to do jobs that were not part of

My dear ur boss is correct with his decision of you returning the salary
it is statutory u give one month notice before resignation or forfeit one month salary in lieu
btw...his coming to your house is where he got the approach wrong

please drop sentiments aside and back up ur choice with reasonable facts

[b][/b] I can't wait for this wonderful artist to churn out his most anticipated album this year...
As far as I am concerned...he was Nigeria's best artist in 2016 with back to back hits
Fire down Kelechi 'Tekno' miles

JaaizTech:

The composition of an impartial facts finding committee by Federal and State Government to unravel the genesis of the crises and level of destruction and lives lost. At the same time they should investigate and identify all perpetrators of violence; their political sponsors as well as their collaborators in the Nigerian Police Force and ensure they are brought to justice to serve as deterrent to others

The composition of truth and reconciliatory commission, comprising the two parties involved ( Muslim groups and Christian natives of Southern Kaduna.) This can be achieved through open dialogue, confession, and forgiveness. Thus, peace building processes with the collaborations of Civil Society Organizations (CSOs), Security agencies, religious leaders, traditional leaders and representative of Government at all levels.

Government should ensure that, henceforth the composition of security agencies and their posting to all Local Governments Area of Southern Kaduna reflect federal character and diversity of the Nigerian State. Especially the Nigerian Police Force, State Security Services, etc.This will remove suspicion, collaboration and bias

Governments should immediately pay compensation to all victims and ensure immediate resettlement of Hausa-Fulani Muslim forcefully displaced from their homes, such as Matsirga, zonkwa, Unguwan Rimi etc. And provide adequate security for their safety.

Government at Federal & State levels should enact a law to prohibit and criminalize the mounting of illegal roadblocks for killing innocent Muslim on transit by Christian natives of Southern Kaduna with immediate effects.

We appeal to the Kaduna State Government and the security agencies to immediately relieve the Muslim community of Dangoma from the siege they were put into by Kaninkon Chiefdom. They should provide permanent military checkpoint at regular interval

We appeal to the Kaduna State Government to immediately relieve materials to the seven Fulani communities displaced from mile one. They are presently taking refuge in Unguwa Nungu, Sanga LGA, Kaduna State.

Government at the Federal, State and local Government levels should ensure that all its appointments, programmes, polices and relief materials for Southern Kaduna Zone should reflects the diversity of the zone, i.e. Christian ethnic natives of Southern Kaduna and Muslims of Southern Kaduna

The print and electronic media should always verify their findings before publishing; they should hear from both parties: Christian natives of Southern Kaduna and Muslims of Southern Kaduna.

Government should establish a law prohibiting the poisoning of animal pasture, water ways and ensure the reclaiming of old grazing reserves and routes as well as the establishments of new once.

We appeal to Senator Danjuma La’ah and Hon Garba Shehu (Senator and House member representing Southern Kaduna Senatorial Zone) to try to empower the teeming unemployed youths instead of cheering them to violence. Also we appeal to Senator Shehu Sani (Senator representing Zone 11) not to politicize the massacre of Muslims of Southern Kaduna for his selfish political agenda.

Conclusion

These sad development in Southern Kaduna negate the principle of equity, justice and fairness and all that the Nigerian constitution guarantees, the challenges these scenario have already produced are numerous and daunting while the effects will continue to remain negative and devastating to the development of Southern Kaduna, Kaduna State and Nigeria at large. Thus, we are calling for all members of the public who are desirous of permanent peace in Southern Kaduna (Zone III) to immediately raised above sentiment and condemn the indiscriminate shading of innocent blood in the Zone and initiate a genuine process of dialogue, reconciliation and peace building as there is no alternative to peaceful co-existence, which is a pre-requisite to prosperity and sustainable development.



Alh Muhammad M.K. Qaseem Mal. Dabo Abdullahi

Chairman National Secretary,
Jama’a Foundation Chapter Muslim Youth Foundation of Southern Kaduna

what a mediocre!
it is audible to the deaf and visible to the blind who the perpetrators of this acts are,
at the mention of fulani herdsmen, you dnt need a soothsayer to tell you what religion comes to mind.

please drop your best Nigerian artist for 2016 and why?

Rankings for the 2016 Ballon d’Or after Cristiano
Ronaldo won for the fourth time on Monday.
1. Cristiano Ronaldo (POR) – Real Madrid

2. Lionel Messi (ARG) – Barcelona

3. Antoine Griezmann (FRA) – Atletico Madrid

4. Luis Suarez (URU) – Barcelona

5. Neymar (BRA) – Barcelona

6. Gareth Bale (WAL) – Real Madrid

7. Riyad Mahrez (ALG) – Leicester

8. Jamie Vardy (ENG) – Leicester

9= Pepe (POR) – Real Madrid

9= Gianluigi Buffon (ITA) – Juventus

11. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (GAB) – Borussia
Dortmund

12. Rui Patricio (POR) – Sporting Lisbon

13. Zlatan Ibrahimovic (SWE) – Paris Saint-Germain
then Manchester United

14= Paul Pobga (FRA) – Juventus then Manchester
United

14= Arturo Vidal (CHI) – Bayern Munich

16. Robert Lewandowski (POL) – Bayern Munich

17= Dimitri Payet (FRA) – West Ham

17= Luka Modric (CRO) – Real Madrid

17= Toni Kroos (GER) – Real Madrid

Sometimes I wonder how people become orators over social media and hardly spit when it comes to reality.
All those castigating the anointed prophet Rev. Daddy Hezekiah, I am waiting for your defense on TB Joshua about the
1) Hilary Clinton winning U.S Elections
2) Jimoh Ibrahim winning ondo governorship elections
3) the supposed aircraft hovering his church that caused mayhem of collapsed buildn killn innocuous citizens
E.t.c
We practically need no soothsayer to reveal the mirage behind gullible miracle seeking citizens that are coined into buying "miracle items" holy water, olive oil, handkerchief arc
#istandforthetruth Rev. Daddy Hezekiah is truly a holy man of God sent to reveal the bitter truth to the world whether they want to hear it or not.

paullove1:
please what's moratorium and how long would it take before I get my money...will it excede this year?

moratorium is a temporary suspension on ur account
impeding u frm mkn any wthdrawal aka getting help...
it all depend on how many people that have similar problems in d system.
U would be attended to when it gets to ur turn

paullove1:
I requested to provide help of 25,000 on saturday october 29th 2016 and it was well processed after I had paid in. Being my 1st time of investing, The whole amount came out 39,000 i.e inclusive of 30% + bonus for 1st comers. Fast forward to thursday november 24th 2016, I logged in and requested to get help i.e withdraw my money. After clicking the get help icon, it showed me that I should wait patiently, that my request was being processed. I logged out & log in again and clicked on the dashboard, yet the request was still processing without them(MMM) matching with anybody to pay me just yet. Since that thursday till today being 1st of december, my request to get help of #39,000 is still being processed without me being matched for anybody to pay me. As I'm writing this, I'm really confused. That money is actually meant to pay my house rent in school ( student of uniport, political & admin studies, final year). I've writen a report to MMM & they claim to be running an administrative security check. I've tried to cancel the request, still no way. People have told me that I'ld get back my money, but I'm worried cox it seems like all this is fruitless. Pls nairalanders, MMM gurus, help a fellow nairalander out, if anybody can help me, I owe such person #5,000. I assure you. How can I get my #39,000 back. Please. Cc Mynd44 Lalasticlala front page.. God bless. I WOULD HAVE ADDED SCREENSHOT FOR EVIDENCE BUT UNFORTUNATELY, I'M USING AN ASHA 210!!!!!

unfortunately i suspect u hv been placed under moratorium, of which sthn must hv prompted it
just write to support for them to facilitate the security check...but one thng I assure you is ur money is safe though it might tk a while

[color=#770077][/color]Consequence of joining the Iluminati...
On the other hand I dn save one hectare of land to reply the people after me, incase of any bad belle

Please I need you to explain the process...and also the process involved in registration...especially sponsor and nominee details

Nice click...
let's have time to do other things that will promote our country not go after vain thngs like trying to know buhari's barber
;DNice click...
let's have time to do other things that will promote our country not go after vain thngs like trying to know buhari's barber

mathprofs0381:
I am a graduate,managing myself in one private school,I know I'm good at teaching (mathematics/further mathematics and physics) but I'm being over-used and under-paid (less than #23,000).
I am planning of leaving at the expiration of the third term(July),by then I would have been able to save little money.
I want to know if there is any business I can invest not more than #30,000 on with little returns to keep the body,spirit and soul together.Till I find a better option
Thanks

no scan...just a hustler like you...you are sure to get 30% return on ur investment...no matter hw much

geoworldedu:


E dey work true true na hin I open thread for formally cancer patients to come and share the testimony of how the lord saved them from cancer. Nobody, yet we see thousands of people on video. I'm beginning to think that they are ghost sef, when we can not even see them physically on earth.

dat nobody contributed 2 ur thread does not mean there has nt bn any miracle...come to think of it, apart frm me who else has contributed to dis ur thread...my guy turn around b4 u tend towards being an atheist

no matter how u choose not to blaspheme...it is only apparent dat it is blasphemy...d name of Jesus will ever remain effective. just try and find time to engage in people's testimony to boost ur faith...besides God has a time for everyone, which u can't compel him to.

[quote author=nekilolo post=46090635][/quote] wil contavt her then...nid 2 drp ur contact

what range of price r u looking at...askn coz my mum is a registered housing agent

stteejax:
This Mods sha..I stress myself to post some educative and informative stuffs here back to back, yet no front page.
Only one of my post have been on FP since I registered here on NL..
Since Snakes and Olajumoke are the new passwords I hope this one will get to the permanent site..















If you were hoping to see Olajumoke killing a Snake.. Sorry o.na joke I dey..

Relax and enjoy the rest of your day..


Gotcha!!!!!

Teejay my man...I gaz report you to pat's 06 set. ..lolz

Whether she is materialistic or not...the cost of having a girlfriend for its sake is high

Holden Eaglets of Nigeria are on the verge of extending their record of 4 titles out there in Chile...they have just defeated the Mexicans by 4 goals to 2...#bravo boiz

It was 6 o’clock on a weekend evening. New York City in the U.S. was getting set for the night life as guests of Nigerian extraction, decked in flamboyant African traditional attires, started trooping into the residence of late Ambassador Edwin Ogbu for a dinner party. The calibre of dignitaries in attendance easily indicated the importance of the party. There were varieties of food for the guests and everyone had their fill, and left satisfied, except Chief Patrick Nwamu, the Odogwu of Asaba and multi-millionaire businessman. The dinner left him with a swollen mouth accompanied with excruciating pains which he suffered for two days before he realised too late that he had offended Onishe Ahaba, the mother goddess of Asaba, Delta State his native land. The goddess is most times simply known as Onishe. Chief Nwamu narrates his experience: “At the party, I had okra soup. Unknown to me, it was blended with ogbono. The next day, I had a swollen mouth with severe pains. Upon investigation, I was told by the Ambassador’s wife who is a Yoruba lady that the soup I ate at the party was mixed with ogbono. It was then I knew where my problem came from. It is a taboo for Asaba natives to eat ogbono soup because our mother goddess, Onishe uses it for spiritual purification which in local parlance is known as ife-ahu.” At the mouth of the River Niger is the sacred abode of the deity, Onishe, the spiritual mother who holds the destiny of Asaba people. Apart from the serenity that pervades the entire enclave, there are big ogbono trees lining up both sides to the groove of the mother goddess. The mystery behind these trees is the belief that for the past 250 years, neither the leaves nor the ogbono seeds have ever fallen on the ground, according to the Odogwu of Asaba. This is indicative of the spiritual value of ogbono to Onishe, as she uses it for her spiritual functions. He says Onishe is as old as the city itself. Everyday, every hour and every moment, Onishe faithful besiege her vicinity to seek spiritual help and protection. But nobody goes to Onishe shrine with empty hands. “If you must solicit Onishe’s assistance in whatever way, you visit her with either a full grown cock, a goat or even a cow depending on the financial capacity of the individual”, reveals Ogbueshi Nwosa Onwuegbuezie, the head custodian of Onishe. For Asaba people, it is hard to seek Onishe’s help without corresponding result. Though, for those adherents of the deity who are financially incapacitated, they are at liberty to pledge that upon the realisation of their desires, they will appease Onishe with whatever they can afford thereafter. Onishe, the deity Onishe is a woman with big long breasts. She guards and guides her children jealously. According to one of the custodians of the deity, Ogbueshi Nwosa, Onishe appears to her subjects in different forms. Sometimes she could appear as a crocodile, particularly during festive periods, to accept whatever sacrifice that is being offered her. At other times, she could appear as the mother she is, dressed in immaculate white wrapper and with her big long breasts exposed. Chief Nwamu reveals: “Onishe once appeared to my brother’s wife in Asaba. My brother came home to take the Alor traditional title. Though, before their departure from the city, my brother had warned his wife not to cook ogbono soup because it is forbidden in his place, she had refused to heed the advice. It was while she was dishing the food upstairs for the husband that our mother, Onishe appeared to her with a warning for her not to ever prepare ogbono soup for her son (her husband) again, and that she should take the soup to their non-Asaba neighbours downstairs. Immediately after, she disappeared. The woman ran to her husband to relay her experience and everybody present was taken aback.” However, it is believed that those who see Onishe as mere absence of reality suffer consequences when they act in any way contradictory to what she stands for. Worship of Onishe Whoever wants to worship Onishe must abstain from sexual intercourse, at least a few days before the day of worship. Also, the worshipper is expected to dress in all-white attire, including underpants. Moreover, a woman in her period is not expected to visit the shrine. Onishe is only worshipped on Eke day (day market). Whoever fails to keep to the rules of Onishe cannot go close to the shrine. At the shrine of Onishe, it is a taboo to drink palm wine, hot drinks, beer or any other liquor. The official and acceptable drink of Onishe are ogolo (a special brand of local brew) and Fanta. Before Asaba people eat the new yam, they must first visit the Onishe shrine with the Asagba of Asaba, the traditional ruler. The people must first appease Onishe with a cow slaughtered at the shrine, and enough food would be cooked for everyone present. It is the tradition of the people of Asaba to pay homage to Onishe and solicit her help in the year ahead for a bountiful harvest as well as protection against any evil. Duties of Onishe For ages, Asaba people have pledged their loyalty to Onishe, the deity that has been their mother both in times of war and peace. The deity protects the people spiritually and physically from both external and internal aggressions. Also, the deity alerts the people on any imminent danger threatening their existence. According to Obi Nwamu, during the civil war, Onishe was angry that her children were being slaughtered unjustly by the Federal troops. She allegedly avenged the death of every Asaba native killed when she suddenly emerged at the middle of the River Niger to upturn the ship ferrying men of the Federal troops across the river. Some soldiers on the ship allegedly survived, though. They could not cross to the other side of the Niger, and later confessed seeing Onishe sinking the ship conveying Federal troops to the other side of the Niger. Some of these soldiers later lived in Asaba, blended with the people and eventually got married to our daughters.” The Odogwu of Asaba, however, discloses that almost all the soldiers who killed Asaba natives during the civil war, died before they were crossed over to the other side of the River Niger. Custodian of Onishe There are people of particular age group selected to officiate at Onishe rituals. The method of selection is done by Otu-ahazia, delegated by the town’s traditional council to mediate between the people of Asaba and Onishe. However, those selected must be at a particular age group and their tenure expires when they attain a particular age bracket. Also, they are expected to serve for a minimum of ten years.

You were born in a first class hospital, I was delivered at home, we both survived.
 
You went to a private primary school and I went to a public school, we both ended in the same high school.
 
You woke up from the bed and I woke from the floor, we both had a peaceful night rest.
 
Your outfits are all expensive, mine are all simple and cheap, we both still cover our unclothedness.
 
You ate fried rice and roasted chicken, I ate local made food but we both still ate to our satisfaction.
 
You ride on Lexus jeep, Range Rover, G Wagon, Hummer Jeep and I use public transport but we still got to our various destination.
 
You may be reading this post from your Sony xperia, BB Z10, Q10, Samsung Galaxy 6edge, IPhone6+ and I typed it with my Touch one broken screen, we still see the message.
 
Lifestyle is not a competition and there are different ways to get a lot of things done, different lanes all leading to the same destination. Just because your neighbour is doing things faster does not mean you are failing.
 
Happiness doesn't come from having everything, but making the best out of what you have, it's all about how you see yourself.

A food for thought...no need 2 brag of life's materials

graciousolo:
I'm messed up. I'm neck deep. I feel lost. I feel defeated. I feel controlled. I know I'm better than this, but it's become harder and harder to overcome.
I've been in this mess since I was about 13/14yrs and I'm 23yrs now. I can't talk to anybody about this.
In the last 3yrs before this year I indulged in it on an average of 2-3times annually, but this year has proven different as I've done it over 12times.
I've tried so many things, I've prayed, fasted, counselled others on this topic, search the internet, talk to people, but all these efforts have proven abortive. I don't want to end this year like this, I don't want my wife to experience this part of me. My kids... ooh.
An older friend of mine introduced me to masturbation when I barely had semens(this is just few months after I've been introduced to porn by some other friends at about 13yrs), after this induction I masturbated so much that I literally forced the first set of semens out of me. Since then it seems I have been under a dome of sexual perversion and masturbation.
The truth is I really hate this, I feel degraded after every act of masturbation, but I have no defence whatsoever, I just slide in at most thought. I've wanted to change for a very long time but now I want it like my life depends on it.
I have searched the internet for psychologist and counsellors in Nigeria but my search has been futile.
My plea: Do you know any counsellor or psychologist in Lagos or Ilorin? If yes, please help a brother, drop a link or address.
NB: With all due respect and, no intention to offend, please I don't want religious sentiments on this thread. Maybe some other time. Thank you.
So many people are stuck in this mess and really want out.
Parents and parents to be, most of us get this addictive behavioural traits when we are young, curious, ignorant, stupid and vulnerable, please be watchful of your little ones.
Once again, please drop verifiable address of counsellors, psychologists or therapist in Lagos, Ilorin (and other places for others that needs help). Thank you.
Cc lalasticlala please I need this to hit the front page to increase the chances of getting help, for me and others. Thanks.

d bible is wat u need more
then try 2 seek counsel frm an elderly persn kloz 2u

it is indeed very pathetic
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/breaking-unilag-students-protest-over-bedbugs-mosquitoes-infested-hostels/

how much is the least one can invest on treasury bills?