Guy That Year In Kaduna When Jonathan Won Election. There Was Riot And A Curfew From 6pm. At About 4:30 Pm My Elder Bro And I Whent To Borrow PS2 To Cool Off The Evening. While Returning Home, To Our Suprise, We Were Stopped By Some Soldier, It Was Obvious That They Were High On Something,and They Said Curfew Time Has Started And So,they Can Even Kill Us Now. We Were Made To Sit On The Floor, Raise Our Hands, Close Our Eyes And Open Our Mouth...After About 30min Of That Punishment, We Were Made To Sing A Song "i Am A Mumu OO, I Am A Mumu OOO, I Am A Rotten Banana, Thank God" After About 1 Hour, They Left Us... I Was Happy For 2 Things, They Didn't Beat Us And They Gave Us The Game..

Christ Embassy !! That Church Can Make Me Laugh.. That Was How My Course Mate Back Then In School Whent To CE For The First Time And After The Service, He Accepted Jesus And They Told Him To Wait Until He Speak In Tonges. My Guy Didn't Want To Fake It And Was Hoping For The Holy Spirit. After Waiting For Hours, Holy Spirit Nor Come, Nobody Know When My Guy Take Comont For Church. My Other Course Mate Who Attend CE, Typical Edo Boy, Born And Brought Up In Benin Will Come To Front Of The Class And Start Speaking Like Pastor Chris.. In CE Ekewan Branch Benin City, All They Do Is To Shout GLORY !!!!! To Every Word, One Was Preaching To Me And My Friends And He Said;"you Don't Pray For Forgiveness, You Receive Forgiveness"...Those Are My Own Observations OOO.. But Generally To Some IGNORANT CHRISTIANS, How Can Your Pastor Have 7 Goliath Looking Bodygaurd And You Only Tie His/her Picture Around Your Neck. Please What Do You Want The Picture To Do For You

torres89:
that's a Jewish law

if u read on the Jews u will get a clearer view on the Bible

sadly wat we practice here is Judaism not christainity

Corithians Written By Paul A Jewish Law ?? Where Is The Christian Law That Says The Opposite ?? Because, Bros You They Confusion Me OOO !!!!

ennyhola:
All this one's are broke kidnappers o....Can't they be like Evans

Bros, The Journey Of A Thousand Miles, Starts With A Step.

Na Waooooo !!! This Kidnapping Business Is Now Gradually Looking Legal Based On The Way It Is Been Practised..No Money, No Friend, Plenty Money, You Be Kidnappers Friends.

Na Waooooo, Evans Everywhere, Very Soon You Will Hear; "buy Your Evans Paracetamol, E Go Notoriously Kidnap Your Headache." Evans Has Even Shifted Attention From Our Part-Time President.

Ooooh Pius Muslims, Live Your Lives Like Ramadan, And Your Hereafter Will Be Like Eid... Eid Mubarak To The Muslim Umah.

Na Waaaa For This Evans Matter OOO, Very Soon We Go Dey Hear "buy Your Evans Paracetamol, It Will Notoriously Kidnap Your Headache"

MrIcredible:
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

God bless God
God bless Muhammed
God bless the sallah
God bless Nigeria
God bless nairaland
God bless me

Oya make una come my house come do sallah

Chairman, Which 1 Be "GOD BLESS GOD" Again Na ? U Dey Confusion Me OOOO !!!

durentchigozie:
Abòki public holiday? God forbid I stay at home on that day.



*spits on thread.

Person When Tell God Say He Come This World Come Suffer, If He Enter Bus, He Go Still Carry Load For Head..And You Are A Perfect Example Of That Person.

Zaitoon:
Lol what about the type that can perform ablution several times because they are always farting, after bombarding their stomach during iftar with too much moi-moi or akara

Plus who can relate to this

What About Those Who Sleep Through Sujood, Some Times After Taraweeh, Mosque When Full Before Taraweeh Nor Go Reah 10 People Again...

yourexcellency:
Powerful man. He singlehandedly installed the present Oba of Benin

Bros Abeg Sofri Talk oooooo !!! Nr Go Let gods of the land strike u ooooo !!!!!

Although I'm A Muslim, Bt Doing Good Is Not About Ones Religion, Its Personal..Or Have You Seen Dangote Killing People Or TB Joshua Talking Evil About Islam...We Only Have Good Muslims And Bad Muslims, Good Christians And Bad Christians.