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Phones / Re: Millions Barred From Calls, SMS, Data As MTN Experience Service Hitch by EricSmallz(m): 4:54am On Oct 10, 2021
I thought my phone had issues with Sim port.

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Sports / Re: Messi Names Six Clubs That Can Stop PSG From Winning Champions League by EricSmallz(m): 4:45am On Oct 10, 2021
So, Barcelona don turn Arsenal.
But which LA Liga team will take advantage of that and come up like Leicester and Spurs

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Gaming / Re: . by EricSmallz(m): 10:03am On Oct 07, 2021
Stephenmoka4:

Play 3 odds with 10K from the bonus winnings, win or lose whatever is left is withdrawable

Oh, that simple? He has played more than 10k sha. It's still not withdrawable. Or, does the 10k has to be a single selection? Like, 1 ticket?
Gaming / Re: . by EricSmallz(m): 7:19pm On Oct 06, 2021
Olaoluwa112:



Let me first read the requirements for converting the bonus.
Okay
Gaming / Re: . by EricSmallz(m): 7:00pm On Oct 06, 2021
Olaoluwa112:
He should read the instructions on the bonus, some bet9ja bonuses require you to roll it over 3 times with minimum odd of 3.
What I do is whenever I'm given any bonus, I'll split it, like if I am credited with a bonus of #5 with a minimum of 3 odds, I'll stake 5 bets of 3 odds each with 1k, after that any of the best that wins I'll still split it stake it again, then roll it over with the same procedure.

Okay, thanks for your analysis.
Meaning he needs to play with all his winnings 3 times with minimum of 3 odds?
Gaming / Re: . by EricSmallz(m): 6:59pm On Oct 06, 2021
lilvicky68:
You can't withdraw until you've staked a huge amount..

For 500 bonus you can only withdraw it..if you stake up to 10k..

So for 5k bonus the stake should be up to 100k before withdrawal can be made..
Check bonus fund in your account to see the process involved..
So, if they give 5k bonus, he will need to win 100k with it and also use the 100k to play? I don't get
Gaming / . by EricSmallz(m): 6:21pm On Oct 06, 2021
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Technology Market / Re: Hp Laptop For Urgent Sale @ 30k giveway Price by EricSmallz(m): 3:00am On Oct 06, 2021
Picture, Location. 30k?
Business / Re: Help! Embarrassing Calls From Loan Companies by EricSmallz(m): 6:58pm On Oct 05, 2021
Idiot Unregulated Loan apps. They came true for me sometimes ago sha

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by EricSmallz(m): 6:59pm On Oct 04, 2021
CsRockefeller:


But u are based in Benin.
Yes
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by EricSmallz(m): 12:29pm On Oct 04, 2021
CsRockefeller:


Can this work for current account opening?
Sure
TV/Movies / Re: Whitemoney Is The Winner Of 2021 Bbnaija Season 6 'shine Ya Eye' by EricSmallz(m): 8:44pm On Oct 03, 2021
What's the criteria for winning this shitty show though?
Well, Congrats to the guy who went for the Monday AND got it
Science/Technology / Re: Man Is Mauled To Death By Tiger After Climbing Into Zoo Enclosure In India(Pics) by EricSmallz(m): 7:02pm On Oct 01, 2021
I saw this video in 2019
Health / Re: Kenyan Baby Starts Menstruating At Four Months, Develops Pubic Hair by EricSmallz(m): 1:03pm On Oct 01, 2021
Na one o. Wetin remain when person never hear so?

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Crime / Re: Corporal Nwachukwu Dismissed From Police, Set For Prosecution Over Rape by EricSmallz(m): 4:12am On Sep 29, 2021
Patriot9:

Please where can I download the movie? lipsrsealed shocked

Yeah. I know it sounds like joke or lie to you. But, why should I lie to entertain you? Wetin concern me and you?
Crime / Re: Corporal Nwachukwu Dismissed From Police, Set For Prosecution Over Rape by EricSmallz(m): 4:11am On Sep 29, 2021
Lokojatoofar:


What a shame. Woman is stranded and runs to you cos she felt safe in your company. You use sexual misconduct entertain her. Who do una like this for life?

I don't know for you o. She is somebody I joking play and touch sexually and we just laff over it. No be new thing to touch her
Crime / Re: Corporal Nwachukwu Dismissed From Police, Set For Prosecution Over Rape by EricSmallz(m): 4:09am On Sep 29, 2021
Abba114:
allowing her to sleep is also a risk

She is a close friend bros
Crime / Re: Corporal Nwachukwu Dismissed From Police, Set For Prosecution Over Rape by EricSmallz(m): 4:09am On Sep 29, 2021
2kurupt:


But you still tried your luck tongue

You would have given her what she least expected, that is not showing any interest or touching her. By dawn she would have come to you herself.

Ah, bros, I no get blood?
Crime / Re: Corporal Nwachukwu Dismissed From Police, Set For Prosecution Over Rape by EricSmallz(m): 9:38pm On Sep 28, 2021
Now you have lost your job, dignity, freedom etc, just because of few minutes pleasure.

A girl (just friend) came to my crib sometimes last week, on her way rain fell. When she got here she took off her wet cloths, wore my t-shirt. She didn't wear any panties. We slept together, I was thinking things will happen. She resisted every touch. I allowed her sleep till the next day and she left. God forbid that I force a woman to have sex. embarassed

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by EricSmallz(m): 9:47am On Sep 28, 2021
kingreign:


No need to ask about which bumper is broken. Stop hiding and lying about the glaring obvious. Even the right fog light is even missing.
I pity you. So, if you want to buy a vehicle, it is the bumper that will determine the price? Do you know the soundness of the vehicle?
Not as if you have any intentions of buying a car right now. Better still, carry 1.5m and go for a new car in this stead and shutup.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by EricSmallz(m): 6:26pm On Sep 27, 2021
kingreign:


1.5m for a corolla CE with all the broken bumper and dents and damaged body and paintwork?

Who do us this thing no try sha.

I cum in piss.
Broken Bumper? Where did you keep your glasses? Damaged body? Put on your glasses and check again

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by EricSmallz(m): 2:04pm On Sep 27, 2021
Njicay:
can you bring it to Lagos

Tell the owner 1.3M

The owner can bring it to Lagos by himself..
But he will not sell less than 1.5m. That is without any commission to me sef.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by EricSmallz(m): 12:55pm On Sep 27, 2021
Njicay:
The owner is not ready to sell

Lol

I have 1.250M though

The owner is ready to sell Oga. It's 1.5m last though. You can up it by 250k and it's all yours.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by EricSmallz(m): 12:54pm On Sep 27, 2021
Njicay:
The owner is not ready to sell

Lol
As if You were ready to buy

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by EricSmallz(m): 12:35pm On Sep 27, 2021
Cutestboy:


E gree 1.1M?

Nope
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by EricSmallz(m): 12:05pm On Sep 27, 2021
Neat and in Perfect Condition Toyota Corolla CE for urgent sale. Buy and Drive. Owner needs money for personal Stuff.
Car and Owner are in Benin City, Edo State.
Asking Price #1.8m. Slightly negotiable.
Call or WhatsApp 08062642784

Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Splashes ₦8 Million At A Club In Victoria Island by EricSmallz(m): 10:11am On Sep 27, 2021
And I never eat this morning . cry

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Family / Re: Married Men And Women. My Experience In Akwa Ibom State During NYSC by EricSmallz(m): 4:12pm On Sep 26, 2021
emae009:
So Fathers sleeping with their daugthers that's now like a Yoruba bragging rights on Nairaland is what I should used to judge all of Yoruba land??

and you're supposed to be a learned colleague.. SMH

If your interpretation of what I wrote is Judging the whole of Akwa Ibom State, your should be Shaking your head for yourself

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Family / Re: Married Men And Women. My Experience In Akwa Ibom State During NYSC by EricSmallz(m): 11:42am On Sep 26, 2021
1. When a girl (no matter how little she is) is having an affair with a married man, it is a bragging right to her as she stands above her pairs.
2. If as a married woman, you don't get attention from young dudes and other married men, that means you are not hot or good looking and it's also a bragging right to those who gets the attention.
3. If your husband sleeps around, there is no need to complain, if you like, sleep with another man too. No cause for alarm.
4. Sex is like very normal thing. Nobody sees it as something special.
5. Sex on first date is most likely because it is just fun..
These amongst others.
But my Question about this whole thing is this,
Why is it that when a girl sleeps with a married man, it is not of much moment, But when a guy sleeps with a married Woman, the whole world sees it as an abomination that should never happen? Note: I had clear one on one Chances to sleep with married woman in that village, But I will never in my life do that knowingly, in case you think I have that fetish.
I just had to narrow this story down to my question because, what I saw in that village is enough to alter somebody's mindset.
No Disrespect to anybody Please

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Family / Re: Married Men And Women. My Experience In Akwa Ibom State During NYSC by EricSmallz(m): 11:33am On Sep 26, 2021
Somehow, through an older corps member, I made a female friend in the next street and anytime I go visiting her, her neighbors were usually arguing and I will inquire what's up because they were always speaking their Chinese like language. The first day, she told me, one married woman was sleeping with the husband of her neighbor, and the neighbor's wife discovered and that was what led to the quarrel. The next time, it was something similar though from other niegbhors. The whole thing were like lies to me until a woman from a house close to mine approached me that she heard I am a Lawyer and that she wants to divorce her husband. She is a Yoruba woman married to an Akwa Ibom man. She said her husband sleeps with thier niegbhors, married and unmarried. The picture now got clearer that it is more or less a norms in this place. I wasn't in a Law Firm so I couldn't help her. During my 4th months upward, I then realized the following

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Family / Re: Married Men And Women. My Experience In Akwa Ibom State During NYSC by EricSmallz(m): 11:21am On Sep 26, 2021
I mean no disrespect to AkwaIbomites at all. But this is a true life story.
The Military base, a Naval Base precisely is located in a somewhat village in a local Government known as Ikot-Abasi literally know as God's Land. As expected, my PPA rented a room in a story building and I met some few Naval Personnel who had rooms in the building too.
While I was anticipating how living in a village where I knew nobody and nothingfor a whole year would look like, I quickly noticed something that I couldn't over look.
There was this Navy man that live in a room close to mine, young girls of Primary and Secondary ages usually trolls in and out of his room, sometimes, 3 in number at the same time. As time passes by, I got closer to the people around and I realized that the Navy was sleeping with all the girls. Like, 3 little girls will sleep in his room a night and he was having his turn. The next morning, he will buy raw food and these girls will cook, gisting and laughing. I got used to this quickly as I later discovered That all the Navy guys in the house were doing same, though codely unlike the other guy. Some of these girls barely had breast. Their parents knew all these bullshit was happening, and they will even come to settle quarrels between these men and their underage kids.
This is not even the main gist. It is what I saw with married Men and Women that tore my jaw to two ugly parts.

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Family / Married Men And Women. My Experience In Akwa Ibom State During NYSC by EricSmallz(m): 11:09am On Sep 26, 2021
Straight to the Gist.
I did my NYSC scheme in Akwa Ibom state and Prior to that time, I have lived almost all my life in my state. I have never stayed in another state for more than 3 days or so.
Getting to Akwa Ibom State,first the orientation camp, it didn't make much difference to me save for the fact that I hate Camp Life. As a guy who just left Law School, after all the hectic night readings, Soldiers would wake me very early in the morning and all that, it was like Prison to me.
We were camped with Rivers State Copers for reasons best known to them, so the camp was a bit full and one of the Rivers Copers who I later realized was a single mom gave me some beautiful memories in the camp. (Like Albert Einstein, her head is the greatest). The only moment I enjoyed in camp was moment with my friend from Rivers State. She is from that state and was posted there too. I don't know how.
Fast Forward to the passing out day, I was happier than a Condemned Cell inmate that was granted presidential pardon. I went to my first PPA and they accepted me in Uyo, only for the Zonal Head or whatever to call my line and tell me that he had changed my PPA to a military base. He said the base is better than the other place because they will take very good care of me. This he did because the base needed a lawyer and he is a Yoruba man and my Surname is Yoruba, so he was just trying to help a brother. Then, I got to my new PPA a few days after. It was a world completely different from what I was used to.

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