Grate means grinding. It's great

Eco99:
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Well

If i eventually make use of this means of transportation...

wen i arrive at my destination based on the principle of risk and reward im sure its the driver that will pay me.




#Eco99#

Funny u

^^ Thanks Bro

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at
5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Abuja. Not
wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was
9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about
to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed . . . it said. . . "It is 5.00am;
wake up."

Lolzzz... Dis joke made my day ) ) )

A couple went to a doctor because the man was feeling down, tired all the time. The doctor said I will give a shot of vitamins, a prescription for some pep pills from the drugstore, and an empty jar for checking your sperm count - bring it back in next week so I can check it. When the guy came back to the doctor, the doctor said "Why, this jar is empty, I told you I needed to do a sperm count." The guy said, "I tried with my left hand, I tried with my right hand, my wife tried with her left hand and she also tried with her right hand, she even tried with her teeth. We could not get that jar open!"

Lolzzz... Very funny

iniguy:
NIGHTLY HITCH HIKING
This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stop. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel.

The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.
The guy, paralyzed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. The guy, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest township. Wet and in shock, he went to a shebeen and asked for two shots of tequila.

He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and, wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same tavern, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing the guy who hitched a lift, the one said to the other, "Look, Mfowetu, there's the idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."

Hahahahaha

Both u nd ur wife need deliverance