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Mother Advertises Job on childcare.co.uk
Requirements:
1. Degree in child psychology
2. No children of your own
3. Minimum 15 years' experience
4. Available six days a week
5. Available 7am to 8pm
6. Trained in self defence
7. Two-week, live-in paid trial period
8. Sign non-disclosure agreement
9. Happy to travel regularly
10. Participate in school lessons
11. Eat every meal with children
12. Willing to run errands
13. Taking children to appointments
14. Clean UK driving licence
15. No binge drinking
or drug taking
16. Help further knowledge outside class

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4796504/Mother-advertises-demanding-100K-nanny-role.html

johola:
Hi went there today but they said they wanted someone with a social science background like political science though was told to drop my Cv so will go back to drop it sometime this week
Thanks alot

Alright..no wahala!

johola:
I know it is late or long over due but do they have any other vacancy apart from civic education or history
Maybe science related subject
Thanks

For now, no.. And its not long overdue cos the persons who were interviewed didn't really perform..its still vacant..

A notorious kidnapper, Chukwudi Onuamadike, who is also popularly known as who was arrested by security operatives on Saturday, June 10 has begged for forgiveness. NAIJ.com gathered that after about three months of search, police officers from Abuja, Saturday afternoon, arrested the notorious kidnapper in his Magodo hideout in Lagos. It was reported that during the arrest he was wearing a designer wrist watch which costs $170,000.
Vanguard reports that Evans burst into tears during his interrogation asking for forgiveness and promising to be a born- again Christian if given the opportunity. He said: “My friend, known as Hunch Man, introduced me into kidnapping and after a few operations during Peter Obi’s administration, we were forced to leave the state and we moved to Edo State. I had some boys from Warri, Delta State, working with me.
“We carried out two big kidnappings where our victims paid N80m and N100million respectively. In 2013, I came to Lagos and I went straight to Festac Town. Before I came to Festac, I had already established contacts with some boys. One of the jobs we did was that of the owner of Young Shall Grow Motors, Chief Vincent Obianodo. “One guy, known as Emeka, brought the job and we were five that went for that operation — Hunch Man, Nmamdi, Uche, Nwoke and I. I was the one driving and our target was to kill Young Shall Grow’s driver and his police orderly. Hunch Man, Uche Nnamdi and Nwoke were carrying guns and they were the people who fired at Young Shall Grow. “Hunch Man and Uche were killed during the attack, while Nnamdi, Nwoke and I survived. That operation was my most bloody operation. I didn’t know it was going to turn out that way. I usually don’t know names of people I kidnapped in Festac. But if I see them, I will tell you what I did to them. I have people who gave me information about my victims. “The pharmacist job is the only one that gave us a problem. The highest ransom I collected was $1million dollars from somebody living in Festac. I keep my victims for months because I want their people to pay the ransom I demanded. I have people cooking for my victims, one of who stays in the house; his name is Uche.
“The other boy is from Aguleri. The boy is a new person, but Uche is old. I usually pay Uche N20million for every operation. I usually make the calls for the ransom. I have six boys in Lagos. My mother does not come to my house and she also knows that I am into crime but she is not in support. “I bought this house for N130million and I have two houses in Magodo. My house in Ghana is bigger than this. I don’t kill.”
Source: https://www.naij.com/1109470-billionaire-kidnapper-evans-confession-asks-forgiveness.html

mekstaniac:
N300 daily tfare for me. Not a good bargain

Okay, No wahala

umasucre:
please how do I locate the place I stay in rumuodumaya....

That's quite a distance...take a cab from rumuodumaya to Eliozu,Eliozu to Airforce..Airforce to rumumasi, rumumasi to elekahia(stop at rumukalagbor) walk down the road, the school is by the right..Or you can ask any shop keeper to point the school out..
NB: its possible you could get a direct cab to rumumasi(the rest becomes easy)

Civic Education/History teacher is needed at Seedtime model school Rumukalagbor Elekahia..

Pay is btw 27-30K

mbah2x:
wetin i dey see here na 8 years, 6years,10years.... And we go to school singing we are leaders of tomorrow...chai! What a lie. When be the tomorrow

U don see am na but we will lead this Great Nation forward#believe

People just criticize pdp without knowing facts...... *WHO DESTROYED NIGERIA, PDP, APC, ... OR PEOPLE?"* So, the narrative in recent times especially from those who support the present regime, is that "PDP destroyed" our country and it will take time to rebuild it. I don't think so...

1. *Sen. Pres. Bukola Saraki. PDP Governor for 8yrs and PDP Senator for over 3 yrs.* Joined APC in 2014. He is the Senate President.

2. *Speaker Yakubu Dogara. Two-term PDP House of Rep member.* Joined APC in 2014 and was elected for a third time in 2015. He is the Speaker.

3. *VP Atiku Abubakar. Nigeria's PDP Vice-President for 8yrs* and presently an APC Elderstatesman after jumping from one party to the other since 2007.

4. *Sen. Victor Ndoma-Egba. PDP Senator for 12yrs.* Decamped to APC about two months ago. He is the serving Chairman, NDDC Board.

5. *Sen. Heineken Lokpobiri. Two-term PDP Senator from Bayelsa State.* Decamped to APC after the 2015 elections. He is a serving Minister of the Republic.

6. *Sen. Ita Enang. Two-term PDP Senator from Akwa- Ibom.* Joined APC before the 2015 elections. Presently the SSA to the President on NASS.

7. *Gov. Samuel Ortom. Long-serving Benue State Secretary of the PDP. Former National Auditor of the PDP and former Minister under Pres. Jonathan.* Joined APC in December 2014. He is the Governor of Benue State.

8. *Sen. Barnabas Gemade. Founding father of the PDP, former National Chairman of the party and Senator from 2011.* Joined APC in December 2014. He is a serving Senator.

9. *Gov. Atiku Bagudu. A two-term PDP Senator from Kebbi.* Joined the APC at some point. He is the serving Governor of Kebbi State.

10. *Gov. Aminu Tambuwal. Former PDP Speaker of the House of Representatives.* Joined APC in 2014. He is the serving Governor of Sokoto State.

11. *Sen. Abdullahi Adamu. Two-term PDP Governor of Nasarawa and Senator in 2011.* Joined APC in 2014. Still a serving Senator.

12. *Sen. Danjuma Goje. Two-term PDP Governor of Gombe State and Senator in 2011.* Joined APC in 2014. Still a serving Senator.

13. *Hon. Dakuku Peterside. Was a PDP Rep member from Rivers State.* Joined APC along with Gov. Amaechi. He is the DG of NIMASA.

14. *Sen. Rabiu Kwankwaso. Two-term PDP Governor of Kano State and former Minister of Defence under Pres. Obasanjo.* Joined APC in late 2013. He is a serving Senator.

15. *Hon. Rotimi Amaechi. Former PDP Speaker of the Rivers State House of Assembly. Two-term PDP Governor of Rivers.* Joined APC in late 2013. He is a serving Minister of the Republic.

16. *Gov. Rochas Okorocha. Was a Special Adviser to PDP's Pres. Obasanjo. Became the Governor of Imo on APGA's platform.* Joined APC in February 2013. He is the Governor of Imo State.

17. *Sen. George Akume. Two-term PDP Governor of Benue State and Senator in 2007.* Left the party in December 2010. Still a serving APC Senator.

18. *Gov. Nasir El-Rufai. Former FCT Minister under Pres. Obasanjo.* Left the PDP in 2010 and joined CPC. He is the serving APC Governor of Kaduna State.

19. *Gov. Bello Masari. PDP Speaker of the House of Reps in 2003.* Joined the CPC in 2010. He is the serving APC Governor of Katsina State.

20. *Sen. Adamu Aliero. Two-term PDP Governor of Kebbi State and Senator in 2007. Later became FCT Minister under Pres. Yar'Adua.* Joined APC at some point. He is a serving Senator.

21. *Sen. Udoma Udo Udoma. Two-term PDP Senator from Akwa-Ibom State.* I don't even know if he ever decamped to APC. He is the serving Minister of Budget & National Planning.

Now, *save for Atiku who is a serial Presidential aspirant waiting for another election year to continue with his impossible dream of becoming Nigeria's President,* all the above are holding offices in this regime. *They all played a part in the 16yrs of "PDP destruction"* but somehow are members of the APC that want to "rebuild". Wow! My submission therefore is that *PDP did NOT destroy Nigeria. PDP is just a name/acronym.* The Nigerian people destroyed Nigeria. *Hence, its the people who build or destroy a nation. Food for thought.

cckris:
APC Card-Carrying member is a must.

Shout anti-Kwarraption, or create some inane Sai Buhari slogans.

Donate Billions of naira to Buhari & APC, doesn't matter if you owe Rivers State workers months of unpaid salaries.

Learn to BLAME Boko Haram, Jonathan, PDP, or even Donald Trump.

Blame Seun, Linda Ikeji, for creating Social Media forums, where everyone can air personal views. Why not? This is Nigeria.

My broda! This country is really in need of reformed leaders..

Here are 11 steps to get rich quickly through the budget:
STEP 1. Get elected into the National Assembly – you can go to Senate or House of Representatives. It doesn’t really matter.
STEP 2. Be a good friend of the Speaker or Senate President, and the respective chairpersons of appropriation committees. That is the legislative committee that vets the budget.
STEP 3. Think up some flimsy projects – say, boreholes to provide water for your poor constituents. It is called constituency project.
STEP 4. Look for a government agency or ministry that can smuggle that project into the budget for you and lobby the target Minister or DG. Of course the respective committee chairman in the National Assembly must know.
STEP 5. Set up a company. Or get your spouse, brother, sister, or loyalist to register a company that can execute your chosen project.
STEP 6. Plead with the chairman of the Appropriation Committee to edit the budget and include your project under the agency or ministry that you lobbied. Because budget figures are usually large, this may seem like adding a cup of water to River Niger. If appropriation chairman refuses to play, lobby the Speaker or the Senate President. STEP 7. Say ‘aye’ on the day the budget is put up for debate. (This step is not very critical. You can decide not to show up and it will be bundled with the entire budget and passed. Almost all of your colleagues are in it.)
STEP 8. After the Ministry of Finance has released funds, approach the head of the agency to award the contract for your project to the company in #5. Most heads may require their share upfront. You can’t trust anyone in this business!
STEP 9. The company gets cash deposit from ministry or agency. It is withdrawn and handed to you. You can share with anyone that helped the process, but you’ll sure retain the bulk of it.
STEP 10. Sink a borehole in your community with a very tiny fraction of the money and call national TVs to come cover the “commissioning of your constituency projects”.
STEP 11. Plan for next year

Job Description - TS Sales Engineer (LAG00001D)
 
TS Sales Engineer
-LAG00001D
 
 
  
Are you looking for a challenging and exciting position? 
Then this position is for you - Tetra Pak West Africa is looking to fill a position within our Processing TS&S organization. Reporting to the Processing Technical Sales & Service Manager your primary objective is to develop business with existing customers and establish new accounts within a designated area to achieve a budgeted sales target.
This is a local position based in Nigeria, West Africa and is a permanent position.  This position demands extensive travel, both locally and regionally.
 
As Technical Sales Engineer, you will be responsible for:
Driving the TS&S portfolio family in the market. Support in the development and implementation of the TS&S business plan. Has accountability for the TS&S sales and profitability
You will need to maintain customer contact, secure orders, monitor and maintain current knowledge of new products, ensure complaints are dealt with expeditiously, communicate technical solutions through presentations, quotes and make recommendations to improve product or design.
 
Key tasks for this job are:
Drives promotion, deployment, sales and profitability of the TS&S portfolio
Proposes business plan and action plan
Drives implementation of business plan and action plans for its portfolio family
Ensures effective cooperation and alignment with market area, cluster and BU
Shares accountability for customer satisfaction results
Secures fast issue resolution and appropriate communication
Coordinates continuous improvement activities related to customer operational performance
Language and Education:
Fluent in both written and spoken English.
A degree in Engineering field
Ability to speak French.
Professional Skills and Experience:
Resource and planning skills
Decision making skills
Communication skills
Customer satisfaction
Assertive
Negotiation skills
High energy levels
Enthusiasm
Deadline driven
Self-motivated
Team player in a matrix structure
To succeed in this role you will possess:
Strong sales ability with a proven track record
Result oriented and persistent with a long term perspective in day-to-day business
Commercially astute
Knowledge of contracts
Good knowledge of food processing systems and flow equipment
Computer literate in Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint and Project
Education in business, food technology and trade
It would be desirable if you also possess experience in the liquid food industry – dairy, beverage and prepared foods
 
 
 
  
Language and Education:
Fluent in both written and spoken English.
Bsc. Engineering or Bachelors Degree in Business related major
Ability to speak French.
Professional Skills and Experience:
Resource and planning skills
Decision making skills
Communication skills
Customer satisfaction
Assertive
Negotiation skills
High energy levels
Enthusiasm Deadline driven
Self-motivated
Team player in a matrix structure
To succeed in this role you will possess:
Strong sales ability with a proven track record
Result oriented and persistent with a long term perspective in day-to-day business
Commercially astute
Knowledge of contracts
Good knowledge of food processing systems and flow equipment
Computer literate in Microsoft Word, Excel, PowerPoint and Project
Education in business, food technology and trade
It would be desirable if you also possess experience in the liquid food industry – dairy, beverage and prepared foods
 
 
Job Technical Service
Primary Location Nigeria-Lagos-Lagos

https://tetrapak.taleo.net/careersection/2/jobdetail.ftl?job=LAG00001D&lang=en

Haven't gotten mine yet...

eroms22:
Really need the complete materials from week 1 to week 4..i would appreciate it if any1 here could email it to me..eronsjay@gmail.com..tried downloading it 4rm d IFP site but couldnt..Thanks in advance.

Still in need of this...a good samaritan shuld pls help out...eronsjay@gmail.com

Really need the complete materials from week 1 to week 4..i would appreciate it if any1 here could email it to me..eronsjay@gmail.com..tried downloading it 4rm d IFP site but couldnt..Thanks in advance.

faith2ogesco:
regretting y I didn't go for DAT wf academy .I for get experience by now

U will still do well..u na Don!
Congrats on ur success...

WorkForce AC details as at 2013**FBN**:
1st Stage: A little paper based Test(might be field based or general)
2nd Stage: Group Work(group of 4); Case Study
3rd Stage: Competency based interview targeting ur leadership skills.
4th Stage: Case Study; know ur Power Point cos ur decisions based on d case study will be prepared wit it using a system**u will be timed**
5th Stage: PP Presentation of ur Decisions to a panel of 2-3 persons.

Goodluck!...dont know if dis would be helpful to someone..

And just to add..Any1 with a (Bsc/Beng) degree especially Mech Engineering invited?

allisonluvsu:
Now lets roll this way.Here is the difference.

You are asked to come to work by 7am everyday to complete a daily task of collating data. The job rule states that you must collate atleast fifty data everyday before you leave for home. If you go to work by 9am which is like 2 hours later than the original time, and still complete the collation of the fifty data task given to you, you are not efficient but effective because you lack the discipline of coming to work earlier.

Efficiency involves an individual meeting up with the demands and completing the task given to him/her at the right time, right date and right manner while effectively involves completing the task even if it was not done at the right time and right date or manner.

Furthermore, if you are asked to wear your safety gears before performing your daily task in a company and you ignore such command and still went ahead to complete the task without your safety gear, you have worked effectively but not efficiently. Efficiency deals with doing things in an organized manner as directed by your organization while the other measures your ability to complete the said task assigned to you.

I hope i tried in the explanation.

SPOT ON

Omooba77:
There has been some misconception about how long President Goodluck Jonathan has been heading this country. The lie being peddled is that he has spent 6 years;late President Musa Yardua died in May5, 2010;but President acted from Feburary10,2010 until he fully assumed the Presidency on May 6,2010...
So mathematicians should help me do the needful...............
Our Rail lines are working; roads wearing new look, farmers smiling to banks......Add your own.........

Op show us ur certificate...u pass maths

cardoso111:
go to google,then type free download o da mi loju

That didn't work..infact i saw a lot of "o da mi lo ju" thatz why I wanna know the exact artiste so I can streamline my search..tanx 4 d suggestion though

Please guys, I wanna know who sang the gospel song with lyrics: O da mi lo ju...bla bla bla(don't knw dat part)..You are the reason why I live.....

Want to get it online but I need the artiste's name#i love the song

faith2ogesco:
ph

Ok..congrats again!

Has any mechanical engineer 4rm PH interview gotten d success SMS?

faith2ogesco:
i got d text too. Whos with me.

Congrats! Was ur AETI test/ interview in portharcourt?

puntersmind:
No phone number, no email. How do I help?

Filled d survey form..no invite
Email: eronsjay@gmail.com
GIS Code: GI-RIV-OBA-02588

Thanks.

Jaynaira:
Mena, d Ph company address u gave me is not the venue for the exam,and from what the security guard at the gate told me,I was only the 3rd person who has come to that venue so far. This simply means that the other two people are also gatecrashers like me,who got the info here too.The main bulk of the 'invited' went to another venue. I don't know what to say,dat nairalanders can deceive fellow nairalanders who wish to gatecrash just so they write the test alone. God dey sha. Wish u guys success.

Sory 4 quoting u but mena was right except there is a mix-up somewhere or d gateman was playing games wit gate-crashers

kayce911:
Instead of invite, na Arsenal shits this ppl dey send come.

Na dat1 be the invite na..an invite to join arsenal football club#AFC#SB#

Deadline is tomorrow..hurry!

careers.fmctechnologies.com/en/Job%20Search%20Results.aspx?JobSearchKeyword=warehouse%20technician%20II

chommi: its for the facilities AND SERVICES Position.

Ok..No Wahala..wish u success in ur test

chommi: i just got an invite from them. but their are at the 6th lekki roundabout . how will i get there on time

Wow! nice..I guess itz not 4 d facilites and services position, right?...And concerning ur I don't know much about that lekki route..I don't stay in Lag