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Number 1 is quite risky..

Focus on your full time job, if not you end up loosing at both ends. Contract jobs are contractual and they run for a stipulated time in the contract. Once the stipulated time is over you end up unemployed.

Quite true World War III would literally spell the end of Humanity.... No wonder Albert Eistern the great physicist made this quote "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought ,
but World War IV will be fought with sticks and
stones".

A Nigerian lady has advised married women to kill their husbands if he asks to do a DNA test on their kids.
According to her, the woman should kill the man if she knows the children do not belong to her husband and he is asking to do a DNA test. She posted:
"#15.
"Dear women, if your hubby asks for a DNA test and you know the kids ain’t his, pa danu.
"Kill him and enjoy your life. These same men that will rent an apartment for a girl, pay her monthly salary, buy her a car and keep her tushed up while he will refuse to buy you a car and clothes.
"These men should be taught lessons. I won’t cheat on you oh, i will rather masturbate. But if i ever get proof that you’re cheating, i will seduce and sleep with all your close friends on my fertile period without condom. And bring their children for you to father/train.
"Stupid men. Especially politicians."

King Ronaldo

Double problem

Nice one

King Ronaldo

Nice move from the Acting President

Western powers have lashed out at Russia after it vetoed a UN resolution that would have condemned the suspected use of chemical weapons in northern Syria and demanded a speedy investigation.
The vote on the Security Council resolution drafted by Britain, France and the United States was 10 in favour, Russia and Bolivia against, and China, Kazakhstan and Ethiopia abstaining.
After the vote on Wednesday, Britain's UN Ambassador Matthew Rycroft looked at the Russian envoy and asked: "How could anyone look at the faces of lifeless children and choose to veto a resolution condemning those deaths?"
He said samples taken from the site of the April 4 attack had been analysed by British scientists and tested positive for the nerve gas sarin. He said President Bashar al-Assad's government was responsible.
US Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley told the council that "with its veto, Russia said no to accountability, Russia said no to cooperating with the UN investigation, Russia said no to helping keep peace in Syria. Russia chose to side with Assad, even as rest of the world, even the Arab world, comes together to condemn the murderous regime".
It was the eighth veto by Russia, a close ally of Assad, on a Western-backed Syria resolution and reflected the deep division that has left the UN's most powerful body struggling to tackle the use of banned chemical weapons and to help end the six-year Syrian conflict.
China has vetoed six resolutions.
Call for investigation
The draft resolution would have required Assad's government to provide access for investigators and information such as flight plans.
Russia's UN Deputy Ambassador Vladimir Safronkov told the council before the vote that a resolution was unnecessary, and the draft put forward by the Western powers pre-judged that the Syrian government was responsible for the attack on Khan Sheikhoun in which nearly 90 people died.
Safronkov said Russia's foreign minister asked US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson during
talks earlier on Wednesday in Moscow to jointly request the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons "to immediately put together an independent international mission" to visit Khan Sheikhoun and the air base that the US attacked in retaliation.
Tillerson is considering the request, he said, "and we expect that Washington will have a constructive reaction".
In Washington, President Donald Trump was asked if he thought it was possible that Syrian forces could have launched the alleged attack, from an air base they share with Russian forces, without Russia knowing about it.
"I think it's certainly possible. I think it's probably unlikely," he said. "I would like to think that they didn't know, but certainly they could have. They were there."
After the vote at the UN, French President Francois Hollande said Russia "bears a heavy responsibility" for continuing to protect Assad and blocking a united international response.
US-based Human Rights Watch said the veto "tells those responsible for chemical attacks that they can flout the laws of war and attack civilians without consequences".
Under a 2013 deal between the US and Russia, struck after a chemical attack in suburbs of Damascus killed hundreds of people, Syria was supposed to dismantle its chemical weapons arsenal.
"The Russians really became the guarantor for Assad's behaviour in regards to chemical weapons and the guarantor for Assad's promise that he had given them all up," Jessica Ashooh of the Atlantic Council, a foreign policy think-tank in Washington, DC, told Al Jazeera.
She said that in light of that deal, the Idlib attack was "very embarrasing" for the Russians.
"We saw a veto from Russia today because the reality is, there's absolutely no question that Bashar al-Assad and his regime were responsible for the strikes."

Putin would rain on ISIS and other terrorist group with full force.

Amazing! No wonder he called 2016 ‘ the best year ’ of his career .

For the last time in his presidency,
Barack Obama will take the stage
Tuesday night to address the American
people. The speech in Chicago will
bookend the political career of a
charismatic statesman known for his
powerful oratory, with several
memorable addresses marking
milestones in his White House tenure.
Each address is “a way to tell a story,”
Obama chief speechwriter Cody
Keenan told AFP, and the balancing
act each time is to offer a vision on an
issue without getting trapped by the
“very real danger of being out of
touch.”
“There were arguments internally in
the early years of the administration
about how optimistic and forward
looking you could get in economic
speeches when unemployment is still
at like 8 or 9 percent,” he said.
Obama, a former law professor, is
very involved in drafting his speeches.

“We will usually sit down with him in
the Oval Office and he will just talk
and we will type it out and that gives
us something to go work with,” Keenan
said.
“We’ll spend a couple of days, write a
draft, give it to him. If he doesn’t like
it, he will take out a yellow legal pad
and write his thoughts and if he does,
he will start outlining the whole
thing,” he said.
It usually takes three or four drafts to
arrive at a final product… which are
often tweaked at the last minute
anyway.
Here’s a look at five key speeches in
the career of the 44th president of the
United States.

– Boston: Disrupting the political scene
–
July 27, 2004
“There’s not a liberal America and a
conservative America; there’s the
United States of America. There’s not a
black America and white America and
Latino America and Asian America;
there’s the United States of America.”
At the time unknown on the national
scene, a young senator from Illinois
named Barack Hussein Obama — the
son of a Kenyan father and a white
American mother — was the breakout
star of the 2004 Democratic
convention.
“Probably his most successful speech
was the one where he introduced
himself to the country for the first
time,” Keenan said.
“All he did there was tell the country’s
story and tell his own story and weave
them together.”
– Cairo: Appealing to the Muslim world
–
June 4, 2009
“I’ve come here to Cairo to seek a new
beginning between the United States
and Muslims around the world, one
based on mutual interest and mutual
respect.”
Addressing the world’s 1.5 billion
Muslims with the traditional Arabic
greeting “Salam alaikum,” Obama
called for ending “this cycle of
suspicion and discord.”

– Oslo: War and peace –
December 10, 2009
“To say that force may sometimes be
necessary is not a call to cynicism — it
is a recognition of history; the
imperfections of man and the limits of
reason.”

Less than a year after taking office,
Obama delivered his views on the
conditions for using force as he
accepted the Nobel Peace Prize.
He also gave a nod to the
“considerable controversy” generated
by his winning the award.
“I am at the beginning, and not the
end, of my labors on the world stage,”
he pointed out.

– Selma: The march continues –
March 7, 2015
“We just need to open our eyes, and
our ears, and our hearts to know that
this nation’s racial history still casts its
long shadow upon us.”

Speaking at the Edmund Pettus Bridge
50 years after the brutal repression of
a peaceful protest there, America’s
first black president rallied a new
generation to the spirit of the civil
rights struggle.
Accompanied by his wife Michelle,
daughters Malia and Sasha, and 50
others, Obama then walked across the
infamous bridge over the Alabama
River.

– Charleston: Amazing Grace –
June 26, 2015
“For too long, we’ve been blind to the
way past injustices continue to shape
the present.”
Obama made the pronouncement
during a rousing eulogy for pastor
Clementa Pinckney and eight members
of his congregation at the historic
“Mother Emanuel” black church, who
were killed in a hail of gunfire
unleashed by a white supremacist.
After focusing on America’s struggles
with race and guns in a sermon-like
address, he paused — then began
singing “Amazing Grace.” The
thousands of mourners joined in.

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nice kudos to the Nigeria Military

lol

nice

Sexual immorality with various side chicks, I would try as much as possible to stay faithful to my girl, no more lies, no more late night, no more flirting.

WTF

Lalasticlala pls do the needful.

Below are brief profiles of
President Buhari’s children,
focusing more on schools they
attended.
The details are as provided in
“Muhammadu Buhari: The
Challenges of Leadership in
Nigeria” written by American
professor, John Paden.
“All of President Buhari’s
children have had extensive
education,” the book said.
“Several have studied at
university and postgraduate
levels, including abroad.”

1) Fatima: Born March 7,
1975. Education: Airforce
Primary School, Victoria
Island, Lagos; Government
College, Kaduna; Ahmadu
Bello University, Zaria;
postgraduate degree, Business
Academy, Stratford, United
Kingdom.

2) Nana-Hadiza: Born June 23,
1981. Education: Essence
International School; Cobham
Hall, Kent, United Kingdom;
University of Buckingham;
Postgraduate, National
Teachers Institute, Kaduna;
Masters in International
Affairs and Strategic Studies,
Polytechnic Kaduna.

3) Safinatu: Born October 13,
1983. Education: Essence
International School; Cobham
Hall, Kent, United Kingdom;
University of Plymouth,
United Kingdom; presently at
Arden University, United
Kingdom

4) Halima: Born October 8,
1990. Education:
International School, Kaduna;
British School of Lome;
Bellerby’s College, Brighton,
United Kingdom; University
of Leicester, United Kingdom,
Nigeria Law School, Lagos.

5) Yusuf: Born April 23.
Education: Kaduna
International School; British School of
Lome; Bellerby’s College, Brighton,
United Kingdom; University of Surrey,
United Kingdom.

6) Zahra: Born December 18, 1994.
Education: Kaduna International School;
British School of Lome; Bellerby’s
College, Brighton, United Kingdom;
University of Surrey, United Kingdom

7) Aisha (Hanan): Born August 30, 1998.
Education: Kaduna International School.

Noor (Amina): Born September 14,
2004. Education: Kaduna International
School.

(Note : In November 2012, Mr. Buhari’s
first daughter, Zulaihat Junaid, died of
sickle cell anemia after giving birth.
Earlier, one boy – Musa- died in infancy
from sickle cell anemia.)

Putin won't take it likely... Expecting serious war on islamist extremist by the Russians.

Hmmmm

2) Sailor's lounge

My experience as a learner was awful, after weeks of learning my dad decided it was time I keep practicing till I become perfect. The deal was was I had to drop my younger sister in school and pick her up later in the afternoon, the distance from the school to my house wasn't far but I had other intentions. My friend who was also a learner became my partner. After dropping my little sis in school we decided to pick random pretty girls by the roadside, we picked this particular damsel around Onikan waterfront and decided to drop her on the mainland around Ikeja, when we got to Maryland the car broke down, there was no fuel and the car started overheating finally the car broke down on the highway. At that very moment I had no drivers license. Due to the breakdown there was serious traffic before you could say jack Robinson FRSC officials stormed the scene, they asked what the problem was, they asked for my driver's licence, which i could not produce, they had to toll the vehicle to their office at alausa, the girl we picked all the way from onikan left us without saying a word. I had to beg so I could call my dad. It wasn't funny at all.

Not good enough

You need prayers

WTF

Really bad I won't advice my enemy to go into MMM with their last cash. ... I wish I could be of help.

The inflation rate in Nigeria is getting out of hand..