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Education / Re: How To Change Your NIN Data Yourself - NIMC Self Service NIN Modification by EroticJane(f): 11:38pm On Mar 26
Schorlashipreg:
You can define crap or not. NIMC announced this and the news was passed on. That's it.
It doesn't work so it is crap and full of sh1t too
Politics / Re: Emefiele: Witness Confirms $6.2m Payment For Foreign Election Observers by EroticJane(f): 9:50pm On Feb 12
Abagworo:


I'm still shocked some people actually believe Emefiele stole personally . Truth is that they are looking for every possible loophole to indict and punish him because of the cashless policy which he introduced for the good of Nigeria which the Powers that be felt was against their political interest.
seems he couldn't finish what he started, they will now use the old currency notes in abundance to punish him in kirikiri. He had the powers to abolish the old currency notes and introduce the new currency note but he didn't.
Career / Re: 3MTT Programme: Training Starts Soon! Lets Share Our Challenges Here by EroticJane(f): 11:36pm On Dec 07, 2023
3MTT Training is ongoing and everything working out fine on my side. no challenge so far, I am done with my class tutorial for this week, waiting for next week grin
Career / Re: FGN-ALAT Digital Skillnovation Training Starts Today: Share Your Challenge Here by EroticJane(f): 8:40am On Dec 05, 2023
oladiranjamiu95:


Till now I was unable to login infact I haven't change my password
They are not even serious about it
Politics / Re: What's The Usefulness Of A University Certificate In The Presidential Election by EroticJane(f): 8:40am On Dec 05, 2023
Noblechykk:

A simple google search will show you the section of the constitution which stipulates that Supreme can admit new evidence and the procedure; that is if you are truly interested in that information. If Tinubu's certificate is proven to to be forged, then it becomes a, "direct case". In that case, Supreme court will have no choice than to sack him. It is that simple.
Have Tinubu been sacked based on you people's hearsay? or the judge didn't have data to google search for the section of the constitution as you stated? you should have share him data nah
Career / 3MTT Programme: Training Starts Soon! Lets Share Our Challenges Here by EroticJane(f): 1:42pm On Nov 28, 2023
As the 3MTT programme is set to start soon in early next month, what challenges do you have currently with the website? let us share it here on this thread and help ourselves.


The 3MTT (Three Million Technical Talent) programme, is an initiative from the Federal Government of Nigeria to build a technical talent pipeline for Nigeria. The program promised to train over 30,000 fellows in the first cohort, to build the Nigerian Tech Nation. The first batch of trainees will start on December 4th, 2023.

However, those accepted in the first batch are provided with access to introductory courses via the 3MTT portal.
So are you as a participant facing any challenges so far with the free preliminary courses to learn before the real training commences?
Let's share our problems and solutions here together.

My own challenge is Coursera asking me to subscribe to their 7 days free trial with my credit card details before I take any free programme suggested to my 3MTT dashboard. How did you handle yours?

Career / FGN-ALAT Digital Skillnovation Training Starts Today: Share Your Challenge Here by EroticJane(f): 1:27pm On Nov 28, 2023
This thread is for successful applicants of the FGN-ALAT Digital Skillnovation Programme. Those who applied and those who are willing to apply can go ahead and apply. The virtual training in the FGN X ALAT Skillnovation Programme for MSMEs starts today November 27, 2023. Whether you are a tech expert, aspiring entrepreneur, job seeker, or a working professional, this is your opportunity to upscale your personal and business skills.

Benefits of this program include:
1. Access to funding & grants
2. Exposure to investors and partners
3. Access to a marketplace.
4. Mentorship & coaching from top professionals

However, only participants who successfully complete the program will have access to funding opportunities. Progressing to the next phase of the programme is dependent on completing the previous stage, so make the most of every learning opportunity.

Now the challenge I am facing is that the soft skill course for today is not opening. Does anyone out there have a similar challenge? Any solution you have, let us help each other here. Drop your experiences let's share and help each other.

Thank you.
You can apply here https://fgnalat.getfundedafrica.com/

Politics / Re: Charly Boy: How Can Tinubu Be 71 When He Was Arrested In 1960 In Chicago by EroticJane(f): 12:05pm On Oct 07, 2023
simfrost90210:


Are you playing?
Breaking the American law?
Like seriously, are you really playing?
watch and see now, you people are just assuming without any valid proof
Politics / Re: What's The Usefulness Of A University Certificate In The Presidential Election by EroticJane(f): 12:03pm On Oct 07, 2023
Noblechykk:

A simple google search will show you the section of the constitution which stipulates that Supreme can admit new evidence and the procedure; that is if you are truly interested in that information. If Tinubu's certificate is proven to to be forged, then it becomes a, "direct case". In that case, Supreme court will have no choice than to sack him. It is that simple.
since it is now proven that the certificate is not forged, case closed. no need to find sections to quote from the constitution then.
Politics / Re: What's The Usefulness Of A University Certificate In The Presidential Election by EroticJane(f): 9:40am On Oct 02, 2023
Noblechykk:

It's is either you ignorant of the provisions of the constitution or you are intentionally lying to yourself
then quote the constitution where it supports your opinion. no be hearsay or mere opinion they will rely on but constitutional provision.

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Politics / Re: Charly Boy: How Can Tinubu Be 71 When He Was Arrested In 1960 In Chicago by EroticJane(f): 10:19pm On Sep 28, 2023
at the end, nothing will happen, he will still remain president till 8 years
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Sent Me Packing After Infecting Me With HIV; Pregnant 19yrs Teen by EroticJane(f): 8:27pm On Sep 24, 2023
Jennyclay:
Why are Nigerian men this evil sad God knows I will poison him to death.

You can’t purposely infect me with HIV and go scot free. You don’t joke with my kind of person!!

Foolish randy men everywhere!!!
Evil men everywhere!!!
but at the age of 19 you are cohabiting with a guy you called your boyfriend, you opened your legs for him to use you without protection, then you see nothing wrong with that. it is the man you want to blame and claim innocent.
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actor, Charles Granville Is Dead (Photos) by EroticJane(f): 8:18pm On Sep 24, 2023
and when you watch all the movies he acted, nothing to glorify God
Properties / Re: Why Do Affluent Areas In Nigeria Do This? by EroticJane(f): 10:57pm On Sep 18, 2023
Raydos:
I know most corporate Bodies like to fence off their buildings for security reason, But with a CCTV camera placed at every corners of the street, security issues will be curbed to some extent

And besides, if down floors are rented out, There will be so much activities in the streets at night which will some how curb security issues to some extent too, it's easy to steal in a lonely street at night than a lively street with people everywhere!!
In Nigeria they won't do that because workers at the building want to continue sneaking in at night and stealing from their place of work without notice. There is a lot of criminal activities in from workers in those kind of building that goes unnotice and they want it secluded.
Politics / Re: 800 Petrol Tankers Converted To Supply Gas – Marketers by EroticJane(f): 2:31pm On Jun 09, 2023
Ofunaofu:


What did the notorious Narcotic drug trafficker engaging in criminal state capture do

Why did he oppose to its removal during Goodluck Jonathan regime
Because bloggers lied to you that he did. they use it to get traffic to their blogs because that is what most of you wanted to hear.
Business / Re: OPEC+ Announces Cut In Oil Production by EroticJane(f): 10:36pm On Apr 02, 2023
You rather don't have a clue so shut up pls
rainmoredays:
I bet Buhari doesn't have a clue if the cut will affect Nigeria positively or negatively.
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Business / Re: Nigerian Tech Entreprenuer Favour Ori's Payday Raises $3m Led By Moniepoint Inc by EroticJane(f): 10:29pm On Apr 02, 2023
Stop lieing
abhosts:
Payday is a very useless and unethical company. Patronize them at your own risk.

I Funded my Dollar Virtual card with them but all payment transactions were declined with 'Insufficient Funds' response, despite have more that enough balance. So I asked them to refund my money but they started dribbling me and playing dumb. I was shocked when I visited their Twitter page to find out lots of their customers where facing same problem and being ignored by useless Payday support.
Business / Re: Bags Of Shredded Old Naira Notes Allegedly Dumped By CBN (Video) by EroticJane(f): 2:25pm On Mar 14, 2023
helinues:


If the same old notes are still legal tender, why should an individual shredded that amount of money?
that money had been destroyed already. it is just trending now
Technology Market / Re: CONF19 On MEMMCOL Prepaid Meter by EroticJane(f): 7:25pm On Mar 09, 2023
042gist:
Please how do I clear CONF19 error message showing on my MEMMCOL Prepaid Meter. The meter was newly assigned to my house. I have been to NEPA office but no head way.
hello, were you able to solve the problem? I have similar problem with my memmcol prepaid metre too. I didn't recharge for over two months, when I bought units and try to recharge, it didn't work. always showing "Scanning" for long. I decided to use the reset code and end up with "Conf19" displaying on the monitor. any number I enter will return "reject". if you were able to solve yours please let me know. thanks.
Politics / Re: Collation Officer Suspends Rivers Result Announcement Over Threat To Life by EroticJane(f): 1:33pm On Feb 28, 2023
mbahdi:
We are taking note of every one manipulating dis election and we are coming for each and everyone of Dem one after d other despite d security there may tink there have we will fish Dem out and bring Dem down.
see them planning to start looting innocent Nigerians stores and provision shops. God is watching and will pay everybody in their own coin.
Business / Re: I Just Deposited Old Notes At CBN - LadyTara by EroticJane(f): 3:21pm On Feb 16, 2023
ThothHermes:
So if my neighbor is going to deposit notes I can't give him mine to help me deposit. Sorry, how would they identify which notes are owned by a "third party"
use your head nah, CBN mustn't state it in the circular that you should receive money from others and deposit. just go ahead and do it especially if you are operating POS, you can use this opportunity to make a lot of money ooo. received with charges, deposit and send transfer to them. don't abuse it, don't exploit people. that's all.

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Politics / Re: Resist Interim Government Temptation, Afenifere Tells Buhari by EroticJane(f): 10:45am On Feb 15, 2023
SLAP44:
Peter Tukor Obi has all it takes to change the fortunes of Nigeria to the better.

Please vote for him.
that's what you people thought about Buhari in 2015, now look at where we are. nobody can turn the fortunes of Nigeria. Nigerians love, corruption, theft, impunity, kidnapping, bunkering, bribery, kickbacks, rankerteering, etc we should stop pretending.
Politics / Re: 10 Days To Go: No Cash Yet For Elections - INEC by EroticJane(f): 9:46am On Feb 15, 2023
Ireportlive:


Will you be comfortable to go to Sokoto deep in the village where some islamist terrorist killed Deborah as an AdHoc staffs without any money for atleast transport or to rescue yourself if INEC can just give you recharge cards and snacks... Cash allowance is important


.
Inec are responsible for the logistics not me. they provide vehicles to and fro. while will inec give me cash to transport myself to sokoto deep in the village? won't I collect the cash and sit in my house? you people make too much baseless assumptions. INEC don't give people cash to transport themselves to far locations for the purpose of elections. if it is recharge cards they load your line with airtime, not giving u money for recharge card.
Politics / Re: 10 Days To Go: No Cash Yet For Elections - INEC by EroticJane(f): 9:40am On Feb 15, 2023
JASONjnr:
Someone said something....

He said, what if we're meant to believe that this move is to stop vote buying and at the election day, we see only APC coming with bags of monies to all pulling units to trade votes....When everyone must have been tired and hungry and broke....Then only APC came with the new naira notes to share for the people?


I hope this isn't what will happen.... Because, this might just be a game plan. And everyone is behind their plans.


The whole thing might just be to make it seems like the FG is fighting Tinubu when in the real sense, it's making it simple for Tinubu to scale through easily....
that's why we keep singing and preaching "don't sell your vote" "don't sell your conscience" but a typical Nigerian will be looking for ways to justify his/her crime. we have suffered a lot but yet endured. so if APC on the election come with cash, we should all reject them but we ar too greedy.
Politics / Re: 10 Days To Go: No Cash Yet For Elections - INEC by EroticJane(f): 9:34am On Feb 15, 2023
Ireportlive:



Trump is made for life and still contesting.. Tinubu is equally as ambitious

You need cash as AdHoc staffs on election day to buy snacks and recharge cards especially if posted to remote areas

If you don't give them cash Tinubu and APC party agent would because APC cares.. plenty cash for them


.
the Nigerian corrupt mentality, finding every reason to cheat and commit crime. INEC should provide the snacks and recharge cards in bulk for them from a vendor, and pay the vendor with transfer.

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Politics / Re: A Man Shot In Abeokuta, Others Injured As Customers Destroy Banks (Graphic Video by EroticJane(f): 5:35pm On Feb 11, 2023
ogunprince18:

wannabe british puppet
as a British puppet, I won't be treated inhumanely like they do in Africa, by the same race. so wicked and callous.
Politics / Re: A Man Shot In Abeokuta, Others Injured As Customers Destroy Banks (Graphic Video by EroticJane(f): 2:20pm On Feb 08, 2023
ogunprince18:

typical racist mindset from a dumb negro supporting oppression on the people. idiot
we know them by their actions. always having a wrong motive with primitive actions. when you hold them responsible for their actions they result to crying racism. spits

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Politics / Re: A Man Shot In Abeokuta, Others Injured As Customers Destroy Banks (Graphic Video by EroticJane(f): 8:39pm On Feb 07, 2023
Angelfrost:
After burning the banks, the cash flow still won't improve and deadline won't change!

EndSars worse pass this one yet Olopa never still improve till today!

Instead of going all out for elected leaders starting from the overfed and over-privileged lawmakers, y'all will rather go after poor bank workers!

The affected banks will lay off workers, increase unemployment, and further recover their losses by increasing service charges nationwide...!

You Negroes never learn! SMH!
Negros are shallow minded, they only use their brain for destruction not development.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Presents Economic Plan To The Nigerian Economic Summit Group. by EroticJane(f): 6:39pm On Jan 13, 2023
Curious345:
Nobody is hating on Tinubu .. he is crafty and brilliant, and cunningly smart . That has brought him a long way ,..


But the only concern we have today, is his physical health..
but no doctor has pronounced him to be sick or we just want him to agree that he is sick?
Family / Re: I Am Not Happy With My Wife Please Help by EroticJane(f): 12:45am On Jan 12, 2023
Verifiedtrader:
This OP is one hell of a funny man. ���� Get your T-Mobile esim from me.
funny or an ed1ot?
Sports / Re: Gareth Bale Retires From Football At 33 by EroticJane(f): 5:56pm On Jan 09, 2023
hmmm why na? e no dey pay again?
Sports / Re: World Cup: Messi Evacuated By Helicopter After Crowds Swarm Team Bus (pix) by EroticJane(f): 5:48pm On Dec 22, 2022
dawnomike:
It is now as though only Messi won this world cup not the team... All eyes and talks on Messi.
you mean he won it with Ronaldo but they are only talking about Messi?

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