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Science/TechnologyRe: Artemis II Flies Around The Moon by EroticJane(f): 9:30pm On Apr 03
This is real science not the African fiction where they show u a calabash and claim it is a night plane that can fly to UK and back in 3 seconds. When you ask for proof, they get angry at you for not believing in African culture. twaaar
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolverhampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 4) On 8th December 2025 by EroticJane(f): 10:12pm On Dec 08, 2025
Azazyel:
I don't really think it's Amorim. If you take out Amorim, which coach would succeed in this club? Other good managers have tried and still got sacked. Is it until pep or klopp comes? Firstly have you noticed that the players ain't improving? This is not just a coach problem. The trainers are not really doing a good job. If you look at arsenal, you'll understand what I'm saying. Some of the players as well are too average. Wolves started really poorly and could have conceded several goals but somehow united wouldn't score. Mbeumo has been off since WCQ and it has somehow affected the team. Cunha should have scored that goal but somehow he still thought of passing to Bruno which is actually a decision that could have really cost the team. They must not lose to wolves or else this would be a major setback
Did i see u say Arse nal? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ahhhhhhhh ehe
PoliticsRe: Disturbing Photos Of Soldiers Ambushed By Bandits In Kebbi State by EroticJane(f): 5:57pm On Nov 19, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Wahala..

What baffles me is when I see young men still enlisting into the Nigerian army even when videos like this keep popping up on a stead angry
and it doesn't baffles you how people keep buying cars and entering motor even when motor and cars keep having accidents and killing passengers
HealthRe: Why Ladies Need To Birth Their Children Early!!! by EroticJane(f): 8:07pm On Nov 11, 2025
very wrong information here, why rub1sh like these are moved to frontpage baffles me. It speaks a lot about our value system as Nigerians. Are we that uneducated?
PoliticsRe: Despite Accusations, Nobody Could Pin Any Corruption On Buhari - Pastor Bakare by EroticJane(f): 7:45pm On Nov 11, 2025
Ofunaofu:
So to you, as long as something is being built, corruption magically vanishes? That logic is exactly why Nigeria keeps sinking. shiny projects used as smokescreens for elite looting.

Listen, no one is denying that a coastal highway could be beneficial. What’s being exposed is how it was awarded and who benefits. No transparency, no competitive bidding, no environmental impact assessment, just a ₦15 trillion contract handed to Gilbert Chagoury, Tinubu’s long-time crony, like it’s family inheritance.

You want to talk about progress? Real development isn’t about pouring concrete, it’s about accountability, inclusion, and value for money. A road lined with corruption won’t lead to prosperity.

Also, conveniently diverting attention to the yacht scandal doesn’t absolve this project. Corruption isn’t either-or it’s cumulative. And under Tinubu, it’s looking like Buhari was just the warm-up act.

If we’re serious about Nigeria’s future, then we need to stop clapping for white elephant projects wrapped in shady deals. This isn’t development. It’s daylight robbery with a panoramic ocean view.
do you even know the meaning of white elephant project? for your information, the project has been awarded, it is ongoing and will be completed successfully. no amount of whining, complaints, blames, suspicion or anger from u enemies of nigeria will stop it.
SportsRe: Osimhen Set For Gala Return Amid Turkish Mosque Rage by EroticJane(f): 10:34pm On Aug 12, 2025
Very soon, they will force him to bend a knee to join the religion of peace. If he refused, they would begin to threaten his life
PoliticsRe: Despite Accusations, Nobody Could Pin Any Corruption On Buhari - Pastor Bakare by EroticJane(f): 11:33am On Jul 15, 2025
Ofunaofu:
So Buhari’s regime was “the worst corrupt regime,” but you’re suddenly mute while Tinubu pushes a ₦15 trillion fraud project disguised as a coastal highway , awarded without transparency, environmental assessments, or even a competitive bidding process?

Tinubu dipped his hands into our commonwealth, dolled out trillions, and handed it over to his Chagoury ally under the guise of development. That’s not anti-corruption, that’s corruption with a beachfront view.

Let’s not pretend this is about integrity. If Buhari’s government was a mess, Tinubu’s is a masterclass in elite looting, rebranded as reform. From shady contracts to his Lebanese crony, to skyrocketing food prices, a free-falling naira, and a country run like a private estate, this isn’t progress. It’s a grander, greedier heist.
the coastal highway project is currently ongoing if you are blind to see it, then blame yourself. You should be talking about other Tinubu's obvious corrupt practices like the billions they allocated to Yatch from the budget. The coastal highway is a good project and will come to completion
PoliticsRe: Security Beefed Up At Buhari’s Residence As Grave-digging Begins by EroticJane(f): 11:27am On Jul 15, 2025
exposition:
I thought Muslims are buried immediately they die.
Abi na for poor Muslims?
na for only poor Muslims ooo, the rich ones do as they like and they will all keep quiet but once a poor Muslim goes contrary, they will descend on him
PoliticsRe: Security Beefed Up At Buhari’s Residence As Grave-digging Begins by EroticJane(f): 11:25am On Jul 15, 2025
teadrake:
May Allāh SWT grant him Aljanah firdaus and forgive his shortcomings.
for where grin grin grin grin
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CultureRe: Pictures From Benue state Carnival 2024 by EroticJane(f): 2:12pm On Jan 01, 2025
nice one, Gov. Alia is really trying for his people
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Service Opens Applications For 2025 Recruitment (Full Guide) by EroticJane(f): 1:06am On Dec 28, 2024
Tariq2:
Which browser did you use
Mozilla firefox, chrome, phoenix browser both phone and computer all still showing me same network issue
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Customs Service Opens Applications For 2025 Recruitment (Full Guide) by EroticJane(f): 6:49pm On Dec 27, 2024
But why can't I select LGA of Origin and submit? It keeps telling me to "please check your network connection". must everything be difficult in this country?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Buys 2024 Mclaren 750S (Photos, Video) by EroticJane(f): 4:04pm On Dec 27, 2024
noobody:
The one he did last year nko?plus the very plenty he is doing lowkey

Na all ehn money make e take feed the poor?
before nko? nobi the poor make am rich?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Buys 2024 Mclaren 750S (Photos, Video) by EroticJane(f): 12:55pm On Dec 26, 2024
Money him for use buy rice and share to his community him go waste am buy expensive car and be driving on Nigerian bad roads iisssshhh!
PoliticsRe: IPMAN, Dangote Reach Agreement To Lift PMS, AGO, DPK Directly by EroticJane(f): 8:25pm On Nov 11, 2024
bunmioguns:
Let them start first before we believe them

And I will like to ask

Will this reduce the price of fuel? because I read Dangote is now buying crude oil in naira

Let's keep watching sha
It will not reduce the price of fuel. President Tinubu has already told Nigerians to prepare to buy fuel above N1000 or move to CNG and buy at N200. So even if Dangote wants to reduce the price, the Federal Government will frustrate him through increase the price of crude oil they sell to him
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Flaunts New Car With His Wife Ivy by EroticJane(f): 10:38pm On Sep 19, 2024
nedekid:
You cannot blame him, he is naturally excited, who wount be? For a nigerian to buy a brand new suv in the present state of the economy is not garri, cassava, beans or dodoo....
with all these fuel palaver, buying such car is a big wahala ooo. you will queue to buy fuel. I would have congratulated him if he had bought the IVM electric car instead.
TravelRe: Germany Begins Expanded Border Controls To Control Migration. by EroticJane(f): 10:15pm On Sep 16, 2024
So how does this reduce fuel price?
HealthRe: Small Research Grant Opportunity For Researcher: Apply Now! by EroticJane(f): 10:05pm On Sep 16, 2024
You won't see people make comments here. probably a fake grant or a way of steal viable topics from applicants to use and apply for the main grant.
PoliticsRe: Don’t Mislead Nigerians’ – Dangote Denies Selling Fuel To NNPCL At N898/litre by EroticJane(f): 10:23pm On Sep 15, 2024
Fraudulent country, Like followers like leaders, all are corrupt
CrimeRe: Nurse Cuts Doctor's Manhood, Escapes Gang-Rape At Indian Hospital by EroticJane(f): 1:50pm On Sep 14, 2024
Fake news everywhere even in India?
TravelRe: UAE Visa Only Available To Nigerians From 45 Years With N16 Million Monthly by EroticJane(f): 1:40pm On Sep 11, 2024
Manny21:
That is what the citizens get when your country loses respect because of your corrupt leaders
You people are so quick to blame leaders not knowing that, it is from the followers that the leaders emerge. The followers are damn corrupt, greedy, selfish and wicked as well. When they climb the ladder of leadership, what do you expect?
CareerRe: When We Say A Toilet Cleaner Abroad Is Better Than Bank Manager In Nigeria by EroticJane(f): 1:25pm On Sep 03, 2024
Notfogotten:
When we say a toilet cleaner in USA, Canada, UK, Australia is better than the manger of zenith bank, what we mean is that the toilet cleaner will never suffer what you are currently suffering in Nigeria.

Example include:

A. A toilet cleaner will never queue for fuel.
B. A toilet cleaner is less likely to be kidnapped in those countries
C. A toilet cleaner has 24/7 electricity.
D. A toilet cleaner has access to excellent Medicare.
E. A toilet cleaner is less likely exposed to armed robbers
F. A toilet cleaner eats better food and fruits than your bank manager.
G A toilet cleaner has access to good amenities
H. A toilet cleaner may have his children schooling for free in primary and high school
I. A toilet cleaner has a longer live expectancy than your bank manager in Nigeria.
This is my genuine reply
A. A toilet cleaner will never queue for fuel.
This is because a toilet cleaner don't have a car.

B. A toilet cleaner is less likely to be kidnapped in those countries
This is because a toilet cleaner don't have jealous relatives around that will plan the kidnapping.

C. A toilet cleaner has 24/7 electricity.
This is only when the toilet cleaner can afford paying electricity bills constantly.

D. A toilet cleaner has access to excellent Medicare.
only if the toilet cleaner's papers are genuine and has a clean record.

E. A toilet cleaner is less likely exposed to armed robbers
Why will armed robbers attack a mere toilet cleaner? but they can easily be prone to racist murderers.

F. A toilet cleaner eats better food and fruits than your bank manager.
Toilet cleaners here eat mostly food with preservatives and fruits artificially grown not organic food.

G A toilet cleaner has access to good amenities
Yes because these amenities are already provided and maintained by the indigenous people with sense. Not from your country where every protest is targeted at destroying the only good and useful amenities they have.

H. A toilet cleaner may have his children schooling for free in primary and high school
May you said may which means it is not certain.

I. A toilet cleaner has a longer live expectancy than your bank manager in Nigeria.
Not when there is always a racist psycho that comes out of nowhere to start mudering people because they are blacks.
CelebritiesRe: Brain Jotter Graduates From University Of Lagos, Signs Out In Style (Photos) by EroticJane(f): 9:04pm On Aug 27, 2024
ogbonti:
comfirm wetin ?
wetin you claim
CelebritiesRe: Brain Jotter Graduates From University Of Lagos, Signs Out In Style (Photos) by EroticJane(f): 9:25pm On Aug 26, 2024
ogbonti:
I have always advocated for would be undergrads to have a skill - have something doing, learn a trade or handwork before going to university - do not add to the unemployment pool with your certificate roaming around the street after 4 years

imagine - brain jotter was a student an gave the gwo gwo gwo ngwo musician N2 million the other day - how many liability / parasitic undergraduates today can buy provision for themselves without begging on nairaland or tormenting their parents / relatives/ friends with demands everyday? School no dey run - start making money small small on the side before you enter university and it will be mega fun grin
Did the man confirmed that or an Nigerian bloggers post am?
EducationRe: How To Change Your NIN Data Yourself - NIMC Self Service NIN Modification by EroticJane(f): 11:38pm On Mar 26, 2024
Schorlashipreg:
You can define crap or not. NIMC announced this and the news was passed on. That's it.
It doesn't work so it is crap and full of sh1t too
PoliticsRe: Emefiele: Witness Confirms $6.2m Payment For Foreign Election Observers by EroticJane(f): 9:50pm On Feb 12, 2024
Abagworo:
I'm still shocked some people actually believe Emefiele stole personally . Truth is that they are looking for every possible loophole to indict and punish him because of the cashless policy which he introduced for the good of Nigeria which the Powers that be felt was against their political interest.
seems he couldn't finish what he started, they will now use the old currency notes in abundance to punish him in kirikiri. He had the powers to abolish the old currency notes and introduce the new currency note but he didn't.
CareerRe: 3MTT Programme: Training Starts Soon! Lets Share Our Challenges Here by EroticJane(op): 11:36pm On Dec 07, 2023
3MTT Training is ongoing and everything working out fine on my side. no challenge so far, I am done with my class tutorial for this week, waiting for next week grin
CareerRe: FGN-ALAT Digital Skillnovation Training Starts Today: Share Your Challenge Here by EroticJane(op): 8:40am On Dec 05, 2023
oladiranjamiu95:
Till now I was unable to login infact I haven't change my password
They are not even serious about it
PoliticsRe: What's The Usefulness Of A University Certificate In The Presidential Election by EroticJane(f): 8:40am On Dec 05, 2023
Noblechykk:
A simple google search will show you the section of the constitution which stipulates that Supreme can admit new evidence and the procedure; that is if you are truly interested in that information. If Tinubu's certificate is proven to to be forged, then it becomes a, "direct case". In that case, Supreme court will have no choice than to sack him. It is that simple.
Have Tinubu been sacked based on you people's hearsay? or the judge didn't have data to google search for the section of the constitution as you stated? you should have share him data nah
Career3MTT Programme: Training Starts Soon! Lets Share Our Challenges Here by EroticJane(op): 1:42pm On Nov 28, 2023
As the 3MTT programme is set to start soon in early next month, what challenges do you have currently with the website? let us share it here on this thread and help ourselves.


The 3MTT (Three Million Technical Talent) programme, is an initiative from the Federal Government of Nigeria to build a technical talent pipeline for Nigeria. The program promised to train over 30,000 fellows in the first cohort, to build the Nigerian Tech Nation. The first batch of trainees will start on December 4th, 2023.

However, those accepted in the first batch are provided with access to introductory courses via the 3MTT portal.
So are you as a participant facing any challenges so far with the free preliminary courses to learn before the real training commences?
Let's share our problems and solutions here together.

My own challenge is Coursera asking me to subscribe to their 7 days free trial with my credit card details before I take any free programme suggested to my 3MTT dashboard. How did you handle yours?

CareerFGN-ALAT Digital Skillnovation Training Starts Today: Share Your Challenge Here by EroticJane(op): 1:27pm On Nov 28, 2023
This thread is for successful applicants of the FGN-ALAT Digital Skillnovation Programme. Those who applied and those who are willing to apply can go ahead and apply. The virtual training in the FGN X ALAT Skillnovation Programme for MSMEs starts today November 27, 2023. Whether you are a tech expert, aspiring entrepreneur, job seeker, or a working professional, this is your opportunity to upscale your personal and business skills.

Benefits of this program include:
1. Access to funding & grants
2. Exposure to investors and partners
3. Access to a marketplace.
4. Mentorship & coaching from top professionals

However, only participants who successfully complete the program will have access to funding opportunities. Progressing to the next phase of the programme is dependent on completing the previous stage, so make the most of every learning opportunity.

Now the challenge I am facing is that the soft skill course for today is not opening. Does anyone out there have a similar challenge? Any solution you have, let us help each other here. Drop your experiences let's share and help each other.

Thank you.
You can apply here https://fgnalat.getfundedafrica.com/

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