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When he's done there, he should be transferred to Modupe's place, for facial plastic uplift or surgery.

Big lie, that's olive oil in his hand.

Timaya, I doubt if your 2 inches dick, that's reminiscent of a cigarette stub, had gone beyond this girl's clit. You're not at all endowed with a massive tool, to brush over - used ukwu such as this.

You can't eat your cake and have it.While the short and balding Toke Makinwa, was busy hugging the headlines as a so-called celebrity, a real, true and domesticated woman, took good care of the husband, she had abandoned at the gym. This should serve as a deterrent to other phoney celebrities, who daily abandon their responsibilities, to grace the so-called red carpet.

What has changed about him? His bloated tummy?

Hi, Can you send pictures of this vehicle to my WhatsApp number? 08033137327. I'll like to know the odometer reading of the vehicle too. Thanks!

This shouldn't be our definition of democracy.

Thank God. All the bastards here in Nigeria, who had filed their massive dicks, in anticipation to be authorised legally, to start pumping their fellow men via the anus, are disappointed now. May God punish gay men.

In as much as, I abhor and detest animals in human form, who daily engage in raping innocent and helpless females.I would enjoin all to critically appraise this particular case, before passing judgement on the man. Let's try and find out how, and why the alleged victim, found her way to the backseat of the vehicle, if it wasn't a consensual affair.

laffytaffy1:
Why this old baboon with not crawl under a rock an die is beyond me, must he always try to relevant. Someone please tell him that election is over.

You may be hoping on an old tree branch to break and fall off, only for the young and fresh tree to be uprooted by a mere whirlwind. Desist from disrespecting an elder statesman.

This man is naturally ugly.

She's a bloody fucking bitch. At 18yrs, she knows the sweetness of having a boy with a big dick, and the import of losing him to another girl. The parents should repudiate her from the family, and she should be offered a stronger and firmer rope, to stage the suicide stunt the second time.

If this Igbo man mess better stale Aba beans give them, look at the barrel he is carrying as belly, they will seize light in White House

Obama to Buhari...Ehhhn ! When are you passing the law for men to marry men in Nigeria?

In Buhari's mind....Can't he speak in pidgin English? Ba Turenchi walahi Talahi !

In Buhari's mind....Can't he speak in pidgin English? Ba Turenchi walahi !

We saw the red herring of SSS coming, and Dasuki had alerted the nation earlier, to this false alarm raised by the SSS. They are telling the nation now, how Dasuki had planned to create problems in Nigeria with mere 12 Assault rifles, when with all they have in their Kaduna and Jos arsenal, they cannot fight and dislodge Boko Haram.

Hi, Please send pictures of this vehicle to my email box, or via my WhatsApp account with :08033137327. I'm interested in the car.

Hi, Can you please send more pictures of this vehicle to my email box? I'm particularly interested in the vehicle.

Hi, What's the last price for the vehicle, cos I'm particularly interested in buying it. Can you please send more of the pictures to my email address?

Please, what's the last price for this ride? Can it go for N2.5m?

I grew up seeing you as an Adonis, because you were too pretty to be called a man. Your talents knew no bounds and, millions adored you and were inspired to be just like you. Your present state of health evokes nothing, but pity and deep seated emotions. Majek, you have turned to an old man overnight. You look five times older than your true age, no thanks to hard drugs and alcoholism. Majek, help us to help you,to be back on your feet. Rehab doesn't mean the end of the world. Your fans are daily depressed by your haggard and terrible looks. Please, can someone help?

This man must have a small dick. Timaya and daughters congrats!

How will the sacking of these service Chiefs, translate to winning war against Boko Haram? A so called leader who cannot appoint ministers, but is primarily on a war - path with with fellow citizens, sacking ambassadors and now service chiefs.

Yorubas can eat nonsense. I'm very sure there's a covert market somewhere in Yoruba land, where they sell roast human anus meat.

Your basket can eat nonsense. I'm very sure there's a covert market somewhere in Yoruba land, where they sell roast human anus meat.

This guy is very temperamental, won't he head - butt the players like he'd done to one of his colleagues, during his playing days?

Truly speaking, old age has taken its toll on President Buhari. If this had happened about 30 - 20 yes ago, he would have chased the bastards out of Nigerian territory and beyond.

Ben Bruce, You're a bloody bootlicker. Was it not because of this same Boko Haram saga that, your brother and our erstwhile President was tagged as a clueless leader? Keep quiet if you don't have what to say, cos you're gradually derailing.

atlwireles:
I thought we operated a constitutional democracy, what is the Duara dullard attempting here

.....This is hilarious

It's simply the development of the human cerebral hemisphere, compared to those of animals.

The Rodeo and Great Cowboy of not just Ubima, but the entire Niger Delta region.