₦airaland Forum

Shadedtee:
Finally! My brethren I got myself the much talked about itel S31 and I can tell you categorically that this phone camera is outta this world , I took this selfie with the phone and I can't believe my eyes, I can't wait to flood IG with my cute selfies. The Sweetest part is even without filter I look Peng already, now imagine me editing these pictures with the 5 level beauty mode feature of this wonderful phone, Choi! Dem go take

This head is sure

U sold yourself man... Is dis ur first job, why wud terms and conditions not be discussed when a job is been given and accepted... Guy it must be in paper, black and white..... Goodluck ooo, ure even lucky they said 80k, next month it might be 40...theres no documentation to back your gross salry nor net

When yre dominant, they woukd be calling it pride.... Bros abegg one hieneken for you... Uve spoken well

TrueHeart365:
guys these days are ultimate fcukboys and it's really annoying how you submit to these hoes whose love for you is only for the goodies you give them.

lemme tell you from my experience. i used to be this foolish for love until i learnt that humans will always take for granted what they can easily get.

my girlfriend of 8 months wanted to play that game with me and even though i fell for it at first, thank God for my mum and sisters who sat me down and thought me what i used to tame her.

bro, that you care about someone doesn't mean you have to give her your dignity and pride. she sees how submisive you are and will continue to take you for a ride until you become a side nigga.

invite her over(don't make the mistake of goung to her place), be a man and prepare for the worst while you ask her to chose between you and the new nigga(cos it's obvious she has developed feelings for him).

be the alpha male and set some rules in your relationship. which mumu love you dey talk about.

no woman, i repeat.. no woman will ever respect or stay loyal to a weak man. they want you to take control and the moment you can't they take you for a ride.

please enough of this silly "i love her so much" talk, it's no excuse to be the doormat in the relationship.

JoyTracy:
Hy guys my boyfwend has left me at home for work now its just only me in the house,

and am h,o.rny right now and
i need who to give me Mouth Gig and serious bleeping what do i do? He's not around.

Wheres ur kid.. Have u checked if she/he is on nairaland.... Lawd forgive

On a pethetic note.... Hes made some loss... We should pity him

With 6packs he looks good, bt it cannot bring fame ask kida kydz, den go ask david or wande..... And he may not even know how to fauck because of stiffness, cannot whine waist.. Too bad

Franchise21:
Hehehe... Wch Disco u dey?

Bro eko disco

Franchise21:
Lol... It's not funny at all... Others dey pay full na

Howfa na.. Which WORK u dey do with them

Franchise21:
Lol... It's not funny at all... Others dey pay full na

Na una madam na.... Na rugged woman... Hahahahahahaha

Kaeyzo:
I'm 24 but I thank God for the blessing. I own a lots of things which average of Nigerians dont own. I pray God to Give you too

all is vanity

Franchise21:
Which BU u dey??

i no dey BEDC , i dey anoda disco, but we dey hear thier story

Allwility:
Yes, IMO risk assessment prevent accidents. Assessing risks thoroughly provides a rational basis for safe practices and behaviour. No it's not NEBOSH lol...it's real time experience. It's human to want to take short cuts. It's my duty to prevent you from taking it. For instance, how can one bypass a lock out tag out system or PTW system designed in such a way it stops accident even before they occur?

BRO anyone can pass it if dey want ton, cos thier willing to take the risk to achieve priority.... The tins is... Laws are just papers if nt implemented by humans, so is ptw and sop.... I dnt need a speed 80 sign to know that running above 80 might be dangerous.... Common... The papers dnt dictate human, we do... So a risk assesment might create an awareness of a risk and talk abt ways to control it, but it doesn't, human does.... U dig... Dats reality safety bro

Allwility:
Mbok, we owe our people a duty to protect them not just reactively but also proactively. So biko do all you can to protect them.. I think a comprehensive risk assessment before the job is far better than an incident investigation or minute silence.
My two cents o

Can a risk assesment prevent an accident when more than 90% of accident occurs frm behavioural patterns of workers, always wanting to take shortcuts and bypass procedures in other to meet yp with thier priority.... Have u ever asked yourself why the best safety companys o the world with all risk assessment said and done atill record accidents......


So men safety has gone past risk assessment and what not.... Dats for nebosh exams and the rest... In the real world, its different... Work with reality my broda

See when on highness, u can shit with legs closed..... Do you know whats higness... You do the untinkable

Dextology:
Wonder why some guys must attach strings especially sex before they help any lady financially.

Ure stupid for asking thay question

Allwility:
Oh it sure does apply to humans. In HSE, you are taught that if there's live voltage on the floor, you don't walk across the floor else you create a potential difference and get an electric shock. You hop like a bird to safety.

My brother lets them know... The bird is wise and always take safety precautions following SOP... They arent like human biengs...... Some human biengs behave lesser than goats, like when a linesman go on a high voltage ⚡ witout standard insulated gloves, forgetting the ladder hes on is a path to the ground.... Seens alot of them roast when there a current flow..... I just do the investigation and forget to give them a minute silence

Busieman:
I have not just been using Quickteller for fund transfer, DSTV subscription and airtime recharge, I have also been using it to pick westee directly into my bank account at the comfort of my room. Being a regular for more than two years, it has been working pretty well and I'm loving it.

Bro pls how do you go abt this... Tired of going to the bank

Girl seriously... Get serious... Even uve decided togo see a guy.... Weda 15hrs journey or 30mins, its ur decision and be responsible for it... That includes financial cost. Show some decency and upbringing that ur parents had trained you to be independent from The scratch.

Well what im sayin is, guys hv sent money before even me thou... Some came, some didnt, some didnt meet expectations, in all dere was some level of loss.... Just always learn not to act on assumption, if u aint getting money cos he already told u...since u like him, then prove hes a risk ure willing to take

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