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Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by Erystro(m): 3:37pm On Dec 24, 2016
this anti na sha correct person.. Ehen, Abeg try mention me too oo..
Romance / Re: Why We Women Aren't Attracted To Men Who "LOVE" Us by Erystro(m): 4:30pm On Dec 20, 2016
I read it all.. Nice one

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Romance / Yes!! Am Searching by Erystro(m): 9:58am On Dec 19, 2016
My name is Erystro, am single, handsome and rich..

Am searching for a God-fearing, beautiful, Ebony, tall lady, that is endowed, romantic and good in bed, to borrow me her BB charger.. Pm me Thanks...
Romance / Life Cycle Of Some Ladies.. by Erystro(m): 10:17pm On Dec 14, 2016
Age 13............ avoid boys they are evil

Age 18........... I don't want to ever see you with
that boy


Age 23....... we've not seen your boyfriend

Age 26........... where is your boyfriend? your
mates are
getting married

Age 30............. . we've told you to stop
selecting men

Age 33.. ............ there is this powerful man of
God in Lagos
he has helped many others

Age 39............. .. manage him like that, we'll
take care of
the wedding

Age 42...... ..... God if it pleases you*tear*.

Age 45............. ... I need it anyhow, weda
JOBLESS or
POOR, just be my husbandcryHmmmm life. I
pray it will not
happen to YOU AND anyone close to us. Let me hear u shout dat
AMEN!!
Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 1:42pm On Dec 12, 2016
Sexxkillz:
Everything right now is all about sex and how sexually appealing something is, as if it isn't the same sex that generations before us have been having without much ado. . .

So stupid.

Last I checked, it's romance section.. We have other sections like education, politics etc.. You can check those.. Thanks.
Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 1:31pm On Dec 12, 2016
AngelSweetLips:

My ynash is like goldilocks; it's just right grin
Wow! My specification.. Upright and soft..
Romance / Re: Can You Date Someone In Your Neighborhood??? by Erystro(m): 1:20pm On Dec 12, 2016
sinaj:
Lemme chill here
Me too
Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 1:18pm On Dec 12, 2016
AngelSweetLips:


I noticed my friend with a flat ass doesn't have it. Are you share it's not connected with big ynash?


I think so, your yansh is very big hun?
Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 1:17pm On Dec 12, 2016
Floxyluv:
cry not fair, how then can someone get it Op, there has to be a way embarassed I want!!!


Haha, surgery sis.. Surgery!!
Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 1:12pm On Dec 12, 2016
AngelSweetLips:

I use to hide but now I know I must flaunt it grin
Correct girl..
Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 12:56pm On Dec 12, 2016
mamatayour:
Flaunt mine as well kiss wink. I guess it's d work of mama when bathing a newly born she tries and deepen her fingers thereby bringing forth dimples

Yeah, I have seen that happen, then she mounds the ass hoping it will look like Nicki minaj's.. Only for them to get Cynthia Morgan's.. Hahaha

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Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 12:53pm On Dec 12, 2016
sinaj:
. Lol grin
I will pm u wen I wana go bath tongue
Can't wait..
Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 12:39pm On Dec 12, 2016
sinaj:
Yels
Pinshure or........ you know the rest.
Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 12:37pm On Dec 12, 2016
sinaj:
It runs in the family tongue
Beht op how do u flaunt it
Common, you've already got the answer to that
Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 12:37pm On Dec 12, 2016
sinaj:
It runs in the family tongue
Beht op how do u flaunt it
Common, you already know the answer to that
Romance / Re: Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 12:33pm On Dec 12, 2016
sinaj:
It runs in the family tongue

you have it hun?
Romance / Ever Wondered About Those Dimples On Your Lower Back? Here’s What They Indicate! by Erystro(m): 12:27pm On Dec 12, 2016
A few of us around have those really curious symmetrical dimples in our lower back. While some of us find it a little embarrassing, others find it surprisingly attractive! Well these inquisitive creations have a name- Dimples of Venus!


Apart from the attraction factor, there are a few things you must know about them.


So have a look in the mirror! Do you see two dimples just above your butt crack? Well then, here’s good news for you- people with them are considered extremely lucky and oh-so seductive at the same time! Consider yourself blessed, fella.


Here are 7 things you have got to know about those dimples in your lower back!


1. Reason for its name!
Venusian dimples are often considered a mark of beauty. Hence it is named after Venus, who is the Roman goddess of beauty!


2. Is it common in both the sexes?
Indeed, it is! Both men and women can have them. While for women it’s called the dimple of Venus, for men it’s called the dimple of Apollo! Quite much of an ornament, huh?


3. Why do they develop?
Well, those dimples in your lower back are caused by the stretching of a small ligament between the posterior superior iliac spine and the skin. Howsoever complicated that might sound…


4. Are they beneficial to health?
Oh yes, they so are. They are indicative of better circulation of blood in the pelvic region, which is the reason why people who have them seem to have quicker, intense and easier orgasms than most others!


5. Does it have anything to do with genetics?
Turns out, yes it does! You are more likely to have butt dimples if it runs in your family!


6. Can you get them by exercising?
LOL. No, you cannot. Since these are formed in the area where there are no muscles at all, working out tons will help you zero percent.


7. Are you having trouble figuring out if they are sexually appealing or not?
Well then, let’s make it easier. It so is. It so freaking is. I would never kick off a girl from bed who has those lovely marks of Venus. Oh, Venus!!


So go on, flaunt it off!
I can already see you running off searching for yours. Good luck!
cc : lalasticlala

Romance / For Ladies, 8 Perfect Ways To Flirt With A Guy You Like. by Erystro(m): 6:16pm On Dec 07, 2016
Not everyone can flirt. Most persons have tried and failed because of a lack of confidence and a low self esteem. Flirting boosts the way you feel about yourself especially when you seem to be getting positive results.

Here are some great flirting techniques for women that will grab the attention of the guy you like.
The aim is to come across as sultry, not scary. The end result you want to achieve is to pull him towards you, not push him away. If you already know how to flirt with guys these additional points will be great to add on to what you already know.

1. Bat your eyelids
Flirting is always associated with batting eyelids. Some of the best best flirting tips for women starts with knowing how to flutter the eyelash. Why is this so? If you have ever heard the saying that the eyes are windows to the soul, there must be some truth to it why this technique is used so often. One of the most tantalizing features of a female is her eyes. Guys will be drawn to it easily, making it one of your biggest weapons to ignite his interest in you. You don’t need to be all “cartoonish”, all you need is to bat them subtly and let him see the flirty side of you. Contrary to what you might think, guys love it when girls make it obvious that they are into them, it makes them feel more “manly”.

2. Swing your hips
Men love this. The way you walk will make or break your chances with a guy. If you can master the art of having a very sexy walking your flirting techniques will be much better and will become an easy task for you. Men love certain physical features on a woman. When their eyes are forced to be drawn to particular areas it boosts their interest. One of their most favorite parts on a woman is her hips. Mastering the art of flirting is not so difficult. Some of the best flirting technique for women involves her strutting-her-stuff. Hip swinging is tantalizing and will definitely capture and keep his attention.

3. Dress the part
Before you even consider testing out your flirting technique, you should ensure that your overall appearance is top notch. With these flirt tips there is no need to be revealing or to have any of your precious assets hanging out. You can still dress to say ''I am single'' without being revealing. This will ensure that you will avoid unwanted attention. What you wear and how you behave will most times determines the way you appear in the eyes of onlookers and the kinds of men that you will attract. With these in mind, try dressing modestly while still maintaining your overall sexy appeal.

4. Look great
Paying attention to those tiny details such as how you dress is important. Dress stylishly so you wear things that compliment your overall features. Apply makeup sparingly. One of the best flirting tips for girls, is to make yourself comfortable before stepping out. Dressing comfortably will boost your ability to effectively flirt. Wear clothing and shoes that you are yourself with. Your flirting techniques might starts with how comfortable you are. Looking good starts with feeling good.

5. Have a high level of confidence
Not everyone has the ability to flirt well. The technique has certain aspects of it that if not employed correctly the results might end being less than desirable. Knowing that you are all that will make you flirt better than ever. Men are not just attracts to looks but also to an overall appeal. In other words, if you are exuding a certain level of confidence then you might definitely be coming off to a guy as extremely sexy.

6. Know why you are flirting
The real reason why you are flirting is important. Making your intentions clear in your own head is important. Flirting tips for women might be different based on reason. Some people have reached a point where it is done merely for fun. No deep meaning to it. No intentions on forming any bond either short term or long term. Most persons flirt when they see someone they like and want to grab their attention and probably form a bond somehow. Flirting will be done in an effort to draw you both closer. Flirting is not only for those who want to get into a relationship. Couples flirt in order to keep the fire burning in their relationship. Knowing why you are flirting will also determine your technique.

7. Perfect your technique
Wisely use your flirt tips. For women, especially if you are new to flirting, tying out or running through your technique might be wise. That way you will know what works and what doesn't. Try out your wall in front of your mirror and see which ways thou can adjust them. You can we what the guy you like will be seeing when you try out your technique on him.

8. Be the life of the party
If you intend on being dowdy and boring then it makes no sense trying to flirt. It will not land you those great results that you are hoping for. If you want a guy to notice you, you have to show him how interesting and fun you are. No need to be loud or vulgar, you can ensure that you engage in conversations, and contribute to these conversations efficiently. Start topics that are engaging and interesting.

NB:
Flirting is just one way to get a guy to notice you. Having a delightful personality is always a great asset. If you cannot hold an interesting conversation with him then flirting might be absolutely useless. Getting a guy's interest takes more, much more than flirting.

Literature / 10 Classic Children Novels We Loved Back Then. by Erystro(m): 5:48pm On Dec 07, 2016
Literature class was one of our favorites back then in primary school,

It wasn’t like the complex literature we started in secondary school where you had to discuss themes from a dialogue or write lengthy notes based on a conversation or a story. It was basic and we loved it. While the list of literature books varied from schools to schools, there were some that kept making appearances,

Maybe because they were so good and all! Here is a list of the top ten favorites..


1. Sugar Girl by Kola Onadipe
Sugar Girl was the story of Ralia and her adventures when she went missing.


2. Chike and The River by Chinua Achebe
Chinua Achebe wrote about the boy who wanted to cross the River Niger. I remember Samuel Maduka Obi (S.M.O) and his S.M.O.G name which meant “Save Me Oh God”


3. Without A Silver Spoon by Eddie Iroh
Without A Silver Spoon is the story of Ure Chokwe who comes from a poor family and the challenges he had to go through.


4. Eze Goes to School by Onuora Nzekwu and Michael Crowder
Eze is determined to go to school but he has to deal with the problems he has.


5. Koku Baboni by Kola Onadipe
Koku Baboni calls into question a village’s practice of leaving one of a set of twins to die. It introduces young readers to complex questions about human rights.


6. The Drummer Boy by Cyprian Ekwensi
The story of Akin, a blind drummer who inspires everyone with his talents, celebrates the uniqueness of the individual and how self-fulfillment can help us touch the lives of others.


7. Bottled Leopard by Chukwuemeka Ike
The book tells of Amobi, a first-year secondary school student, who is troubled by dreams of a leopard.


8. Tales Out of School by Nkem Nwankwo
Another great story about a young person’s first year at secondary school. The protagonist Bayo experiences a class rebellion and a challenge to the school football team during his first term at school.


9. The Village School by Anezi Okoro
Anezi Okoro is a children’s stories expert with a long resume; this classic tale of a village school in southeastern Nigeria – first published in 1966 – has stood the test of time.


10. The First Corn by Mabel Segun
Mabel Segun is one of Nigeria’s best-loved children’s novelists. This story of how a man first discovered corn fully engages younger readers.
Romance / Re: 10 Places In Lagos That Are Dominated By Runs Girls by Erystro(m): 6:39pm On Dec 06, 2016
Hahaha.. Number 4 got me cracking.. Lol

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 4th December 2016 by Erystro(m): 6:08pm On Dec 04, 2016
Earth2Metahuman:
zero champions League..

You cannot call yourself a player if you haven't help your team win champions League and you cannot call your self a team in Europe if you haven't won the champion league.
Really nigga? So you mean Aguero, Costa, Hazard, Coutinho are not players? And Antonio Conte isn't a coach?..
NB: those dudes haven't won the ucl
Romance / Re: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by Erystro(m): 7:48pm On Dec 02, 2016
Correct guy

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Romance / Re: Wow! Check Out This Sexy And Beautiful Soldier In Lagos Nysc Orientation Camp. by Erystro(m): 8:02pm On Nov 30, 2016
Saw this there and saw it here.. Which kind laif??
Celebrities / Who Loves Nasty C Too? by Erystro(m): 11:42am On Nov 02, 2016
Am loving this SA kid.. My best rapper in Africa at the moment!!
Romance / Re: Happy New Month Of November by Erystro(m): 7:10am On Nov 01, 2016
Proudly Scorpio.. I rep November 5th..
Romance / Re: Lady Exposes Customer Care Agent Who Tried To 'Toast' Her In Kenya by Erystro(m): 9:57am On Oct 04, 2016
MissHatey:
This is total BS and this girl is how old

What's the big deal in that?
I have personally faced the same thing with two different rep. Just say NO and GTF undecided.

I pray the guy will not be sacked thou.
Lies!!!
Romance / Re: Those Big Aunties That Disvirgin Us When We Were Small by Erystro(m): 10:05pm On Sep 30, 2016
HitlerGaddafi:

Walahi that one was even one of many. If príck dey hungry them na the small kuli kuli we dey carry go con belle full them. The stuff was just so rampant those days.
I tell you.. na so she disvirgin my small mind.. if I catch am now ehn,, I go ....................

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Romance / Re: Those Big Aunties That Disvirgin Us When We Were Small by Erystro(m): 8:50pm On Sep 30, 2016
same thing happened to Me.. ladies tho'

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Career / Re: Potential And Professional Medical Laboratory Scientists by Erystro(m): 7:16am On Sep 29, 2016
SIMPLIFIED:
PRO Emeritus I sight you
Ugo my guy.. I sight you too..
Career / Re: Potential And Professional Medical Laboratory Scientists by Erystro(m): 3:55pm On Sep 28, 2016
Romance / Girls And Butt Pads by Erystro(m): 2:37pm On Sep 28, 2016
Am a very big fan of butt.. and I of course prefer butt to the one at the front.. But all the big butt girls I have dated do pad their butts.... and am beginning to believe a slim girl can't have a very big natural butt... girls why?
Career / Potential And Professional Medical Laboratory Scientists by Erystro(m): 2:19pm On Sep 28, 2016
Let's discuss,
lemme start by stating "am a potential mlscientist, 400 level student of Uniben"..
I haven't come across any MLS trend on NL, maybe there is, but I haven't seen any.. Am very sure aspiring Mlscientist like me are on this forum, and of course we also have Medical Laboratory Practitioners too.. lets discuss the prospect of this career path, challenges, and way forward..

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