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Politics › Re: Letter To Nnamdi Kanu By Reuben Abati by escapefromusa(f): 8:50am On Sep 26, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4EybcM4I-s

Romance › Re: Why Do Females Always Act Surprised When Proposed To?? by escapefromusa(f): 8:47am On Sep 26, 2017

malton:
Because marriage is fast becoming a mark of privilege.

was there a time it never was?

Romance › Re: Nigerians Never Cease To Amaze We Ghanaians by escapefromusa(f): 8:44am On Sep 26, 2017

Swanzi:
Nigerians are respected worldwide and developed countries like Malaysia Indonesia
J'burg sa, India una well done

LOL .. you can tell that to the british, chinese, and EU falling over themselves for Nigeria's market.

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Politics › Re: IPOB Commends Afenifere, Yoruba Elders Council & Others by escapefromusa(f): 1:24am On Sep 26, 2017

Romance › Re: Nigerians Never Cease To Amaze We Ghanaians by escapefromusa(f): 11:00pm On Sep 25, 2017*

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Romance › Re: Wow I Never Knew Yoruba Women Love Igbo Men This Much by escapefromusa(f): 6:21pm On Sep 24, 2017

Amarabae:
nice to know.
Sometimes I just a bit envy the white women, its not self hate as a black.

It's called low self esteem and self pity.

Only an uninformed black woman would say this and I hope you only say such things around people with the same IQ as you.

Of all things you can do for black race you want to come back as a white woman. A KKK member is most likely the only person to say this.

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Romance › Re: I Gave My Boyfriend N500k, Has He Duped Me? by escapefromusa(f): 4:21am On Sep 22, 2017*

YelloweWest:
Pregnancy insomnia

Romance › Re: I Gave My Boyfriend N500k, Has He Duped Me? by escapefromusa(f): 4:15am On Sep 22, 2017

YelloweWest:
Except u are outside Nigeria or on night shift, why are u awake like me?

N.Y.

for now

Lasgidi .. soon. U nko

NYSC › Re: Busty Female Corper Set The Media Ablaze With Eye-popping Photo by escapefromusa(f): 4:13am On Sep 22, 2017

seangy4konji:
Give her ordinary calculate area of a cycle and you will know they are all empty

2 pi R . ?

NYSC › Re: Busty Female Corper Set The Media Ablaze With Eye-popping Photo by escapefromusa(f): 4:11am On Sep 22, 2017

jonaifame22:
jus like gals talk about six packs and size of dick and sometimes beards

Modified
I have a name for her breasts I'll call it "ASIWAJU"

10 packs of consolate or Marlboro silver for ya...

Romance › Re: I Drove Her Jealous..now I Want To Correct It.any Advice? by escapefromusa(f): 4:03am On Sep 22, 2017

Sabrina18:
Maybe she is not a jealous lover, if you pull this kind of shiit on me, am done with your ass.

I'm a very jealous lover.

Jealous lovers do not leave... lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: I Gave My Boyfriend N500k, Has He Duped Me? by escapefromusa(f): 3:58am On Sep 22, 2017

YelloweWest:
Why does he no longer take her calls?

Calm .. down

Romance › Re: I Gave My Boyfriend N500k, Has He Duped Me? by escapefromusa(f): 3:53am On Sep 22, 2017

It's Lerik. Call the paramedic.
OP... try...

She invested in the man. To preserve dignity... he ows .. the babe an explanation.

I know sey she get... big..ny.ash.

Romance › Re: Check Out The Most Sexy Military Female Parade Show by escapefromusa(f): 3:17am On Sep 22, 2017

Na naija babes be this.

Chai .... Jesus and Allah

Politics › Re: Video: Nnamdi Kanu Surfaces Again After Nigerian Army Invaded His Home by escapefromusa(f): 3:14am On Sep 22, 2017

Nnamdi u cash in when the stock is low not worthless .

NK waited till the stock was worthless

Politics › Re: 5.5 Million Birthday Splash: Igbos Reject Rochas' Gift. by escapefromusa(f): 3:11am On Sep 22, 2017

Rochas .. I fuk.. up... how APC wan.... help now.

U to dey show yasef

Family › Re: Sex Once In 3 Months, Lasts 30 Secs Yet He Blames Me For Not Giving Him A Child by escapefromusa(f): 2:09am On Sep 22, 2017

He"s not interested in sex. Many of us are like this.

Whatever you do do not have another child ... at least not yet. Walahi .. he will get a mistress.

A woman should check herself if she is the one initiating intimacy. consistenty

Men wanna .Bleep. all the time. A man is either a marathon or sprinter. That is lengthy sex at a time or several sexual encounters a day. grin

Try putting the child to sleep early. Cook his favorite dish, sit on his laps and feed him. shocked

Na u go come back sing...yawa dey oooh for Nairaland

Every man responds sexually to feminine meekness and the reiteration of his power over women.

Just asking for sex does not cut it. Vulnerability is important.

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Romance › Re: What Is So Special About Virgins by escapefromusa(f): 1:57am On Sep 22, 2017

Brunosamel:
Can you enlighten me what "reverse psychology" means

I doubt your Mummy is Nigerian.

From Belgium to Bayelsa... every Nigerian know what to do when your mum says drink more .... cool

Romance › Re: Love Is Not The Success Of Any Relationship by escapefromusa(f): 1:47am On Sep 22, 2017

JeffreyJamez:
Love ain't shit. Most of y'all confuse infatuation for love.

Few girls understand you marry up not down but most girls marry down (get it).

But guys no dey try. Many guys in Naija rather marry a broke chick than a money maker.

But dem a do anything to date a rich one but marriage... huh

Especially when it's not old money (family money)

Romance › Re: Easy Ways To Spot Ladies Wey No Get Boyfriends by escapefromusa(f): 1:44am On Sep 22, 2017

Men don't need this. We can practically smell other men on girls.

You wonder why female cologne/perfumes sell like mad. grin

Car Talk › Re: Creating The Perfect CAR AUDIO Sound Stage & Music Experience. My D-I-Y Project by escapefromusa(f): 3:03am On Sep 17, 2017

earthrealm:
the cam is powered by the car - people usually tap into the reverse light cable
gps checks?...dont really get u.

u cud buy a headunit that has gps fxn, most with inbuilt gps are a bit pricey. this panasonic xhs 4400bh doesnt [its an old model 2012/2013] been using it for a long while now

Oh .. ok. Still impressive without a doubt. If you can connect to "spotify" you can get GPS coordinates.

I am highly impressed by your skills. Pls keep us updated . We are watching.

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Romance › Re: Things You Did To Show Off To The Opposite Sex You Later Regretted by escapefromusa(f): 2:46am On Sep 17, 2017

That's I was a regular guy.. until the most vindictive lecturer in my department called yours truly "chief".

Apparently he was toasting her bestie.

What was I to do. Get an F for love. Nah I'M A capitalist

But she was fine though....lord have mercy.

Car Talk › Re: Creating The Perfect CAR AUDIO Sound Stage & Music Experience. My D-I-Y Project by escapefromusa(f): 2:23am On Sep 17, 2017

earthrealm:
see a shot of the cam in action...dont mind the wavy lines its from the camera..physics/optics effects

you can see from the pics..that u can see the ground behind the car, so toddler or even gutter @ night would be clearly seen...most cameras also come with nightvision, and its best you connect it to be automatic, so the cam displays whenever you switch to reverse gear

Digital freedom..

You got my respect. Saw the the car is IOT complaint.
Just wanted to know if the phone can power the cams on the car, run periodic gps checks.

This is impressive.

Romance › Re: What Attracted You To Your Girlfriend/boyfriend? by escapefromusa(f): 2:13am On Sep 17, 2017

blackbeau1:
Single at the moment but what attracted me to my ex then was : he made me laugh, he listened to me and once in a while,he'd surprise me (maybe by downloading a song I love and playing it to me )

A laughing babe is hard to resist.

Politics › Re: Buhari Is A Liar: Here Is What Ojukwu Said In 2004 About Biafra by escapefromusa(f): 1:29am On Aug 22, 2017

OP should scan the full article.

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Programming › Datanemesis 1: In The Minds Of Nairaland, Seun Give Us A Copy ! by escapefromusa(op): 8:28pm On Aug 18, 2017*

I asked for a data dump of nairaland sometime ago but the 'gods' would not grant it. Reddit gave out their's sometime ago and it has supported alot of research in machine learning e.t.c . Twitter get scrapped on a daily.

So why can't we have nairaland's db ... for educational purpose of course.

Seun Give Us A Copy !

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Family › Re: Matured Guys From 35 And Above Needed For Advice by escapefromusa(f): 1:00am On Aug 15, 2017

germainediva:
Just need friends to chat with this life is becoming lonely and boring (am in a relationship)

If you single working class friends from descent/respectable homes let "us" know.

Those are the ones we wanna chat with.

No offense.

Family › Re: Is It The Responsibility Of A Man To Take Care Of His Wife's Family? by escapefromusa(f): 12:52am On Aug 15, 2017

Choose one challenge they constantly have and do it consistently. So no to anything else.

Politics › Re: FG Gives States Autonomy To Produce Power by escapefromusa(f): 12:42am On Aug 15, 2017

osile2012:
give states resource control .

And electricity is not a resource?

Clap for ya sef.

Travel › Re: Nigerians Caught Hiding Under Moving Train To Germany (pics) by escapefromusa(f): 3:12pm On Aug 10, 2017*

Family › Re: What Is The Most Annoying Punishment A Woman Thinks She Can Give Her Husband? by escapefromusa(f): 4:01am On Aug 10, 2017

Funkychic:
This is for the counter thread :-

What is the most annoying punishment a woman thinks she can give her husband?

A) Refuse to serve him food
B) Deprive him of sex
C) Silence

Abi na only women dey misbehave ni?

Refuse to cook ; how good of a cook are you. Only works if the woman has a phd in the kitchen. Very few wives can pull this off especially today. This reserved for dedicated wives who committed to chaining thier husbands using the kitchen. To the point once he feels hungry or even a craving or see food he likes he remembers his wife. Only girls that stayed with mama in the kitchen from day one can pull this of without a hitch.

He has developed an acquired taste, if its not your food it tastes like charcoal.

Deprive him of sex. Forget he can get it from the young corper at the bank.. wierd position he has never seen. You dont want this option. He can managed the salty food she makes as long as his hitting it.

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Family › Re: How Do I Keep My Property From A Cheating Wife During Divorce? by escapefromusa(f): 3:41am On Aug 10, 2017

delivryboy:
I always wonder why Nigerian women always want people to mind their business when a cheating woman is being discussed. They even support the cheating woman outright. Cheating is embedded deep in the DNA of most Nigerian women.

Bros no be naija only. Naija learn from yankee now.

Na the issue we got to swallow. Men and women need to be vigilant and stop marrying people u meet on the streets.

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