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RomanceRe: Dear Slay Queens by escapefromusa(f): 6:55pm On Aug 04, 2017
MissRaine69:
You took it literary.
In its originality
Slay meant that
Slay Queen is ghetto speak for successful woman ?
RomanceRe: Dear Slay Queens by escapefromusa(f): 6:54pm On Aug 04, 2017
Jacksparr0w1207:
You still have not given any reference. Have you?
I had a strong feeling the term slay queen had to have come from their "leaders of thought".

Funny that Beyonce and Kim Kardashian are subservient and docile housewives... while the "slay queens" under their tutelage. Can't write 20,000 NGN check for an NGO or motherless babies home.

People use social media for the wrong reason in Nigeria. You cant imagine how many social problems we can manage if people with all these followers pick one issue every month to tackle.
RomanceRe: Dear Slay Queens by escapefromusa(f): 6:50pm On Aug 04, 2017
MissRaine69:
a good example of a slay queen Ellen Johnson Sirleaf, , chimamanda ngozi adichie, Angela Merkel,Abike Dabiri-Erewa, Oby Ezekwesili. I don't look at achievements based on tribes or lineage Not everyone is academically inclined I accept that but you can make choices.
These women don't call or regard themselves as slay queens. They'd call themselves successful women.
RomanceRe: My Wife To Be has being Stealing From Me. Can I Ever Trust Any Girl Again? by escapefromusa(f): 9:00am On Aug 04, 2017
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RomanceRe: Please What's The Difference Between An ASHAWO GIRL And A RUNS-GIRL??? by escapefromusa(f): 8:37am On Aug 04, 2017
Runs girl - after sales support service
ashy - pay as u come.

Runs girl - can be taken to dinners, social function e.t.c.
Ashy - after the social function she packing bottles of water into her bag, when her shoes cost atleast 20K. Souvenir ?

Runs girl - call girl. (picks clients) it matters how you approach her. Ask the wrong question embarassed, drive the wrong car huh. Some would'nt touch you if your not in a B or B.. i.e short for beamer or benz.
Ashewo - bangs anything with money. Security man steal him oga dollars, she's your gal.

How to approach :
Runs girl - simply pay for her drink at the bar and have the bar tender give her your business card.
Ashewo - psst ... grin

PS: OP, always go for younger, less popular runs girls.
RomanceRe: I Am Looking To Rent A I Bedroom Flat, Can I Now Get A Wife Here? by escapefromusa(f): 1:39am On Aug 04, 2017
MissRaine69:
You need a 3 bedroomed house
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Your funny ! What would he do with the oda rooms. huh
RomanceRe: What Does This Even Mean? by escapefromusa(f): 3:01am On Aug 03, 2017
fatimababy95:
IDI AMEEN will not kill person with laugh:It's not for me. I tried human flesh and it's too salty for my taste.
Fati ... ki shiga hankalin ki.

I have seen this same comment 5 times.

Lafiya ?
PhonesRe: How I Lost 120,000 Naira In 20days For Buying Blackberry Keyone by escapefromusa(f): 2:37am On Aug 03, 2017
henry007:
Blackberry just released a Limited Edition Black for $625 in India. That's the only one that anyone should be buying for 220K. LG is a no no for me tho
It really depends on ur lifestyle. If u have a lot of transactions and communications online from different circles the blackberry is not the best.

The BB is fr company men .. many guys with BB's do not buy them. Its normally part of the company package.

Just get one iphone and one samsung (business line and private line)
PhonesRe: How I Lost 120,000 Naira In 20days For Buying Blackberry Keyone by escapefromusa(f): 2:21am On Aug 03, 2017
henry007:
You have the 1 phone that Apple decided not to produce?
My bad.

It should 7+ (7's) and S7

Sh!t happens cool
RomanceRe: Is She Hiding Her Feelings Or Not Interested? by escapefromusa(f): 10:26pm On Aug 02, 2017
nijaomegacode:
You mean she wants me to pursue her?
Arent you a man, dont you feel like hunting. angry
FamilyRe: Director Catches Driver Having Sex With His Wife In His Home by escapefromusa(f): 9:39pm On Aug 02, 2017
Fabulocity:
Nice one! Stories like this excite me. I'm sure he's all those silly men that are always too busy for their family, always jumping from one business meeting to another and coming back late while neglecting his marital duties. I'm sure the poor woman has been sex starved because these type of men complain of being tired the few times they're at home and I'm very certain he hardly satisfies the poor woman. Serves him so right! See how he has been thoroughly humiliated. Ordinary driver was straffing the wife of a big man grin He should continue to ignore his wife oh, this one na ordinary bricklayer that'll give her the D grin
Pls don't quote me, there's no light yet angry
Bullshit.. my father is a retired businessman. when I was much younger.. I'd only see him for a day or two in a week. He was always on the move, he hustled hard. His hustling made sure my mother could buy the things she wanted or needed.

Many of the people I knew had dads like this. Home today, before your back from school his gone... only leaves some naira notes for you to buy sweets n video game catridges.

What am I trying to say... simple. The only way to get a loyal wife, is to marry a woman with a family name. Something she is proud of and brings to the table or the marriage. Something she can't risk loosing no matter what. My mother has a family name, and you could see it in her behaviour. He marriage was not easy but she battled against all odds to remain the nos 1.

Most of the girls today have nothing to be proud of , no family name, no academic class, no political class, no military class. Just attractive girls with nothing but good looks. The directors wife is one of them. A woman that is not from a respectable or descent background. Jst good looks.
PhonesRe: How I Lost 120,000 Naira In 20days For Buying Blackberry Keyone by escapefromusa(f): 9:16pm On Aug 02, 2017
OP I was actually interested in the keyone. watched so many reviews on youtube.

But it just did not feel right. You have the iphone 7s, the samsung and then the nexus for pure android folks.

the keyone is just a bad idea. Google should just buy it and merge it with motorola. For whatever patents they can get from it.

bb days are over. Business men have gotten used to samsungs and iphones.
CareerRe: BREAKING: Federal Govt Bars Foreign Professionals Without Nigeria Certification by escapefromusa(f): 9:03pm On Aug 02, 2017
tuniski:
Bar foreign medication and hospitalization too jare.
indirectly the just did.

Reports from foreign source wont be valid becuase the "reporters" do not have certfication from nigeria. Except in cases where it is cleary established that certain certification are equivalent to Nigeria's.

It should also increase the level of acceptance of Nigerian certifications abroad. Since the country and our would have to agree on the defination of equivalent in respective cases.
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by escapefromusa(f):
tongue
RomanceRe: I'm The Freshest Dude On Nl (PICS) by escapefromusa(f):
tongue
RomanceRe: To Ladies: Signs That Shows He Is Likely To Run Away After First Sex With You by escapefromusa(f): 3:05am On Aug 02, 2017
pocohantas:
Be very observant... Nigerian guys can introduce you to their whole lineage and still run away. Pray not to meet those men of the last days. You'll come to realise why we have successfully earned a reputation for treachery around the globe.

If you're so 'concerned', there should be no sex...it's that simple.


Nobody should quote me to ask, "but you will collect money". I can predict the comebacks... smiley
Thats why you should throw a party when his family members tell u ur the first girl he has brought home.
RomanceRe: How Much Is Nairaland Worth In Naira? by escapefromusa(f): 10:49pm On Aug 01, 2017
danthommies:
Please do make sure you drop a comment.
How much do you think Nairaland's worth in Naira?
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as for me i think it worth 5million naira.
The domain name alone is worth $100,000. Nairaland is a brandname.
After the domain name, then value the traffic. He is easily doing 10M views a month.

But in revenue I can assure Suen , nairaland is performing below expectation.

What is the value of each nairalander. $10, $20, $30.
How much in traffic does every nairalander contribute per month ?

But I would not pay more than 300K - 500K USD.

Need to invest alot to shore up adrevenue.
PhonesRe: I Want To Buy A New Phone. by escapefromusa(f): 10:27pm On Aug 01, 2017
ArcFresky:
This one naa guy naa.....
shocked
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo In Kebbi To Commission 120,000 Metric Tone Per Year WACOT Rice Mill by escapefromusa(f): 5:14pm On Aug 01, 2017
dammit. There's money in rice.
RomanceRe: Is She In Love Or What ? by escapefromusa(f): 3:37pm On Aug 01, 2017
Khallyella:
So, you think he'll continue having the access when they start a relationship?
Be deceiving yourself nah
My sister .. alot of girls only date one guy at a time.

No be every babe dey like you ...Maga 1, Maga 2, Maga 3.

Many girls gave one bae and one bae only. And yes they have access to facebook and all that sh!t you kids do today.
RomanceRe: Beautiful Bride-to-be Bares Breast In Stunning Photos With Her Bridesmaids by escapefromusa(f):
cry
RomanceRe: Ladies Who Don't Want Sex Should Stay Off Romantic Affairs by escapefromusa(f):
pocohantas:
Nigerian men and the overflogged, 'what you offer is sex', then in the same breathe say if you can't give sex...stay away from relationships. It's not about what she can offer but what you willingly accept. If you give the average guy everything, without sex...lots of them won't be satisfied. Face it and stop the 'it's all you can offer' talk.

When will you guys realise that sticking with a girl who offers just sex and isn't ready to improve, makes you as stupid, if not more stupid than the girl? You reserve the right to walk away from these kind of girls with your values intact...but you stay, because what you also want is sex.


I just imagine how angry some people will be if a girl says guys without money shouldn't think of romantic affairs. Don't give me that, so you sell your body. Good number of Nigerian relationships are fukcd up, guys in it for sex...girls for money.

Tueeh!!!
Not if ur like my friends and I. When we tell a girl. I will fly u out and she so excited for 3 or 4k usd. You know shes junk.

Many of us are looking for girls that respond with "when u pay my bride price u can fly me anywhere u want".

We can make that 3 -4k from commissions. But they dont know.

Uncles mistress took 5M naira and ran. She thought hit the jackpot. But he has 3 children in NYC attending private catholic school and a wife living in a 2 bedroom apt. That cost 1.8K usd per month.
RomanceRe: Angry Lady Destroys Her Boyfriend's Jeep For Cheating On Her. Photos/Video by escapefromusa(f): 3:50am On Aug 01, 2017
Nah the car the guy use catch am. grin
RomanceRe: Tips To Deal With A Moody Wife by escapefromusa(f):
tongue
RomanceRe: Need To Unburden My Heart by escapefromusa(f):
grin
RomanceRe: Is She In Love Or What ? by escapefromusa(f): 2:52am On Aug 01, 2017
pu7pl3:
Secondary school children... cheesy


Man the f.uck up nd tell her how u feel...


U won't die wen she rejects u...ul expand ur experience
Shes not going to reject him. She waiting .. perhaps daydreaming ....
RomanceRe: Is She In Love Or What ? by escapefromusa(f): 2:50am On Aug 01, 2017
Khallyella:
She might have no feelings for you & maybe trying to enjoy the attention her bf is depriving her of.. But if you're interested in being an assistant/ vice bf..
We dey your back grin
What boyfriend he has access to her facebook.
A girl cannot playfully touch you and laugh at your stupid jokes if shes not interested.

OP stop second guessing urself. You got the signals.

Its the mans job to lead and unregretably covet his desires. She does not hate you. She cant do those things.in public she will look cheap. Others girls will code and your not hers.

When next your alone... just say... maria ur the most beautiful girl I have met.... she will laugh ... with her body.

Then tell her she looks even prettier when she laughs.

Then stretch your hands out slowly show her your palms.

kiss
PoliticsRe: Not Too Young To Run Bill- How Does This Development Affect Us All by escapefromusa(f):
wink
PoliticsRe: Full List Of Nigeria Oil Bloc Owners by escapefromusa(f): 7:46pm On Jul 29, 2017
Six geopolitical zones well represented.
RomanceRe: What Is The Ideal Age Gap If Age Really Matter In Relationships? by escapefromusa(f):
tongue
RomanceRe: Allowance For Virgins by escapefromusa(f): 2:47am On Jul 27, 2017
No such concept az a male virgin ....

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