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Family / Re: Share Your Experience Marrying From Other Tribe by escapefromusa(f): 4:16pm On Aug 23, 2021
Payperboii:
Apc!!!!

PDP grin
Romance / Re: Don't Know If I Need Ass Enlargement Or Not _photo_ by escapefromusa(f): 9:58am On Aug 16, 2021
Candidlady:



You can't be woke when you got a dvck like this


Is that thing erect. Tell me it's not $#/?
Politics / Re: The Real Truth About The Travellers Killed In Jos by escapefromusa(f): 9:29am On Aug 16, 2021
Bullshit story.
Foreign Affairs / Re: China And Russia Prepare To Accept Taliban Rule Of Afghanistan(Pics) by escapefromusa(f): 8:51am On Aug 16, 2021
talk2hb1:
So America has been lying all this while, they never defeated the Taliban's.

America has won very few wars.

Very few!
Family / Re: If You Are Struggling So Hard And Money Hasn't Come, Get Married by escapefromusa(f): 4:05pm On Aug 15, 2021
EvangelistChuks:
If you don’t get money at 38 is it at 50 that you have assurance of getting it.

This one strong well well.
Politics / Re: PDP: Oyinlola, Agbaje, Imoke, Jonah, Others In Race To Succeed Secondus by escapefromusa(f): 3:11pm On Aug 15, 2021
Monogamy:


I laugh in Mandarin..

Atiku is the only candidate Pdp can go for in the north and if the likes of Osinbajo is on Apc ticket, we should have the winners by 10pm on election day cos na walk in the park election.. Smoothly


APC selects Osinbajo... it gonna be fukeen walkover. PDP spent way to much time fighting on the internet. They had better be willing to add free data to their campaign goodies. VPN users gonna need it. grin
Romance / Re: ... by escapefromusa(f): 1:30pm On Aug 15, 2021
Kondomatic:
They all believed that having sex in a car "knocks" the engine but none of them could explain why it doesn't happen to the engine of white people's car.

You do not share same/similar ancestral gods.
Politics / Re: Inec Declares APC's Ahmed Mannir Winner Of Lere Federal Constituency by escapefromusa(f): 1:12pm On Aug 15, 2021
sameks08:
very interesting to see a party that did not have getting some votes lol zoo will not kill me
But ur location is showing "typing from purgatory"

wink

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TV/Movies / Re: Ohanaeze Youths: Ban BBNaija Now, It's A Porn Monster by escapefromusa(f): 8:25am On Aug 11, 2021
ThinkSmarter:
Of a truth, any content that youtube flags should be classified as inappropriate to many audiences.
We pretend alot about pornographic contents in the public, but go to watch bangbros and xvideos in our privacies.
The only thing that irritates me about BBNAIJA is the whoopping amount of money they pay these guys and their subsequent signing as ambassadors by some firm.

....



ThinkSmarter:
Is Big brother Naija shown on NTA ni ?
Abi anyone is mandated to watch the show?
I have never watched BBNaija.
And won't be willing to watch in the nearest future.
I will rather go to www.hardcore.com and watch some Latin America and ebony big ass ladies...
But, these guys are too archaic and conservative for kicking against so many modern stuffs.
They should stop using cars and stick to camels and donkeys for their transportations.
They should stop living in mansions and start living in huts.
They should replace their LED TVs with those days 14" sharp and Sony television �.
They should ditch their smartphones and go for the outdated Sagem and Sony Ericsson cell phones.
Conservatism and Haram kee them dia.
Medieval people.
They should be more concerned about addressing the out of school children, insecurities and lack of basic amenities in the country, especially in their region.
U want to be more Moslem than Saudi Arabia
You make me sick
Romance / Re: I Need A Virgin Girl To Marry This Year by escapefromusa(f): 12:56pm On Jul 05, 2021
Jeon:


Since you are not a V,you sleep around.

V is someone who's never had sex

Actually penetrated by a man. Even a little penetration is enough. And she does not need to bleed.

Once your odogwu enter small. That's it.

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Politics / Re: Another Dot In The Circle Has Won The War. by escapefromusa(f): 12:44pm On Jul 05, 2021
FreeIgbos:


But he told you the truth! You're a fulani BMC using an Igbo name to decieve yourself and other gullible people.

Fulani terrorists
Igbo terrorists
Politics / Re: MNK IS GOING HOME. LAW OF SELF DEFENSE EXIST IN YOUR NIGERIA CONSTITUTION. by escapefromusa(f): 12:43pm On Jul 05, 2021
BiafIntel:
Hahahahahahahahaaaaa!! They are all running away from what their useless constitution states. Over 100 views and no response. We told you so!! Una don enter Mazi Nnamdi Kanu's one chance bus. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

We are going to use the Biafran constitution this time.

What does it say about sabos? wink
Politics / Re: Breaking!! Canada Minister Of Justice Slam Buhari Over Abduction By Kanu. by escapefromusa(f): 12:40pm On Jul 05, 2021
He is an Igbo man and IPOB/UGM/ESN supporter grin
Politics / Re: Message For Igbos In Northern Nigeria by escapefromusa(f): 12:38pm On Jul 05, 2021
Summary

1. Hausa/fulani drink cow piss
2 hausa/fulani want to colonize the whole country
3. They have stopped the south east especially Abia from developing
4. Abandon your properties and livelihood in the north and return to the east.
5. Biafra will be better than Japan. And if your children dont die from malnutrition, cultists, rituals or similar ... lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Fulani led DSS cannot Win this Media war against The Yoruba by escapefromusa(f): 12:33pm On Jul 05, 2021
Confusion sets in.

Yoruba now behaving like the idiot IPOB/UGM/ESN.

2023.. I hope they get less sensitive positions they are definitely traitors and cowards.
Politics / Re: “Is This Buhari’s Fault too”? Man Gets Mad At Poorly Constructed Road( Video) by escapefromusa(f): 12:27pm On Jul 05, 2021
Na Buhari fault.

Poverty in your family you inherited from your grandparents... is now Buhari's fault
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Protesters Were Dispossessed Of Their Charms (video) by escapefromusa(f): 12:24pm On Jul 05, 2021
colorsofrainbow:




One of you na Fulani terrorist.
Or possibly both of you.
Una still dey learn work for the "divide and rule" tactics.
Una gats go back learn work wella.

We go shock you grin
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Responds After His Nnewi Family Disowns Him by escapefromusa(f): 9:00pm On Jul 04, 2021
What do u call a clown who lives in a zoo?
Politics / Re: DSS Butchered Saheed Adisa 'Adogan' After 48 Bullets Failed To Penetrate - ICYMI by escapefromusa(f): 8:55pm On Jul 04, 2021
delzbaba:
You took 48 bullets and still waited for someone to smash your head with a pestle? Why not run to fight another day like your oga.

Who counted the bullets?

I mean 48 bullets.. and he still got killed.

grin

You live by the sword .. die by it.

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Crime / Re: Gunfight At Tin Can Between Hoodlums In Apapa, Lagos by escapefromusa(f): 4:53pm On Jul 03, 2021
InaNla:
"...but when the wicked rule, the people groan" Prov. 29:2


Nigeria sliding into a failed state under a suppose Army General

Imagine the reasoning and logic of a BMC with 30k salary for only nuisance?

The sky is falling as well cheesy
Romance / Re: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by escapefromusa(f): 4:48pm On Jul 03, 2021
obiekunie01:


oga pls lament more about your small dick - abi u wan tell me say na horse she go straff? na men like you with better mandigo!

if your mandigo was big enuf u for no notice the difference! cheesy cheesy

In other words your big gbola gives you a high tolerance for rotten food?

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Politics / Re: Is The Picture From Sunday Igboho's House From 2013(fact Check) by escapefromusa(f): 2:23pm On Jul 03, 2021
HONESTFACT101:
https://www.facebook.com/100006298357507/posts/3042830589270190/?app=fbl

Click this link and from there you'll see the album dates 2013 but still has all his recent photos......signing out✈

Dude you ain't serious bout this, are you?

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Politics / Re: How Maduka's $300 Million Dollars Investment Boosted Anambra GDP - Leadership by escapefromusa(f): 2:14pm On Jul 03, 2021
Juliusmalema:
Alex you still want to still be collecting from Maduka and be funding your candidature in Accord party.

Tuonu Egwu chineke nwanne mmadu

Accord party?

E no see PDP .. e no see APC.. e no see APGA..

Which one na Honda Accord party. Na spare parts them dey do?

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Politics / Re: Understanding The Fulanization Agenda From Inception. by escapefromusa(f): 2:11pm On Jul 03, 2021
KillMNKnow:
Pls. IPOB don't kill innocent Muslims. Boko Harams didn't attack the SE the bandits are not even real Muslims. Pls. Stop killing us. Boko Haram kill us, bandits kill us, and y'all killing us. .. it's to much

As the thread owner. These are his positions not mine.

I just helped with the summary.. added a lil onions and curry for the ethnic bigots.

IPOB/UGM/ESN kill easterners, northerners (regardless of religion) but I think been a muslim motivates them (IPOB/UGM/ESN) to give one a more painful death.
Celebrities / Re: Amara Maduka: Though I Have Sex, I’ve Never Been In Love by escapefromusa(f): 1:59pm On Jul 03, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Nollywood is now the sweet haven for soft porn actress and coded Olosho's.


This fairly used sex object started of the interview by letting us know the real source of their income (Sugar daddies) and also encourage morally upright girls to see sleeping with men old enough to be their fathers as financial empowerment.


She went further to buttressed her point that she's not in for love, but only looking for a man old enough to be her father for her sexual and financial benefits while hiding under the umbrella of Nollywood.


Spits....

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Politics / Re: Understanding The Fulanization Agenda From Inception. by escapefromusa(f): 1:49pm On Jul 03, 2021
Summary

1. Fulani want to colonize Nigeria
2. We have to topple Buhari
3. We must secede
4. We must unify the south
5. Kill all muslims regardless of ethnicity

I am just out here looking at you in there. cool

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Politics / Re: . by escapefromusa(f): 1:45pm On Jul 03, 2021
grin

Atleast no 10 girl child human heads dem use prepare for una.

Damn bloody fool
Politics / Re: The Moment Police Dispersed Yoruba Nation Protesters At Ojota Rally (Video) by escapefromusa(f): 1:43pm On Jul 03, 2021
Nukilia:
Fulanis have invaded this forum with their DSS crew grin grin grin

Sango dey use face mask?

grin

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Rally: Lagos Police Use Teargas & Water Canon To Pursue Agitators by escapefromusa(f): 1:34pm On Jul 03, 2021
Naijayouth:
I simply know that secession is not the solution to Nigeria's problem.
But what is really the solution?


Professional photographers are good at predicting such situations. They seen it far too many times.






How did that camera man take that last picture?
Was that coincidental snapping?

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