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Investment / Own A Property In The USA Or UK by escottkr8t(m): 11:06pm On Feb 13, 2023
Own a Property in the USA or UK and get monthly rental income with the option to sell when ever you choose.

Business / Own A Property In The USA Or UK by escottkr8t(m): 10:48pm On Feb 13, 2023
Own a Property in the USA or UK and get monthly rental income with the option to sell when ever you chose.

Business / Re: Ceiling Access Panel-sinoceiling by escottkr8t(m): 11:00pm On Jun 13, 2019
How much is this?
Autos / Re: 2010 Ml350 4matic Benz Used Selling Cheap. by escottkr8t(m): 11:56pm On Mar 19, 2016
3m
Autos / Re: 2012 Benz E350 Toks Clean Bill. by escottkr8t(m): 11:56pm On Mar 19, 2016
5m cash
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz Gl Class 2008 Tokunbo by escottkr8t(m): 6:51pm On Jan 08, 2016
3.5m cash
Autos / Re: Awoof!!! 2006 Range Rover Hse Reg Wit Reverse Camera Nd Dvd 2m by escottkr8t(m): 1:15am On Dec 18, 2015
location?
Autos / Re: Registered Mercedes Benz S350 2009 Model Located In Abuja For N2,900,000 by escottkr8t(m): 3:07am On Nov 01, 2015
What's the mileage and what needs to be repaired sir?
Autos / Re: Superclean 2007 Model GL450 4matic @ 5m by escottkr8t(m): 2:37pm On Oct 28, 2015
3.8
Autos / Re: Superclean 2007 Model Mercedez Benz GL450 4matic @ 5m by escottkr8t(m): 2:35pm On Oct 28, 2015
3.8
Autos / Re: CHEAP SALE.....A 2006 Toks Range Rover Vogue For Sale.....4.7M by escottkr8t(m): 8:02pm On Aug 26, 2015
Lol, 06 ripped seat 5.5m, lol good luck with that I'll take that money and buy an 08/09. Pls be reallocation. Again goodluck
Autos / Re: Very Sharp Gl450 For Sale @ 4.5m In Lekki sold sold by escottkr8t(m): 12:17am On Aug 26, 2015
3.5
Autos / Re: Very Sharp Gl450 For Sale @ 4.5m In Lekki sold sold by escottkr8t(m): 11:07am On Aug 25, 2015
3m cash
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz ML 350 Cost. N2.1M (negotiable) Call Mr Sadiku On 08104357355 by escottkr8t(m): 3:45am On Aug 19, 2015
location and faults?
Autos / Re: Very Clean Registered ML 350 @ #2.82m by escottkr8t(m): 3:42am On Aug 19, 2015
location
Autos / Re: Clean Registered 2006 Model Ml 350@2.4m by escottkr8t(m): 3:41am On Aug 19, 2015
Location pls?
Autos / Re: TOKS G.L450 MERCEDES BENZ.#full loaded 4.1million 08169446319 by escottkr8t(m): 2:36am On Aug 17, 2015
3m cash
Autos / Re: Mercedes-benz M Class 2008 For Sale...@ Affordable Price by escottkr8t(m): 11:51pm On Jul 31, 2015
How much
Autos / Re: Buy And Drive 2006 Mercedes Benz R350 @ 1.5m by escottkr8t(m): 2:18am On Jul 28, 2015
Has it been in any accidents?
Properties / Re: 3 Bedroom Drawing Open For Criticism by escottkr8t(m): 6:45am On Jun 29, 2015
Visitors toilet door should be on the inside, and varander can't be outside a kitchen and don't see any need for it, a simple back door from the kitchen should be just fine.
Education / Re: 10 Words Nigerians Use That Are Not In The Dictionary by escottkr8t(m): 3:40pm On Feb 18, 2015
Great write up

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Politics / Re: Why Is PDP Damn Keen On Bringing Buhari Down (the Guardian Newspaper Pg32) by escottkr8t(m): 6:30pm On Feb 09, 2015
All that needs to be said has been said here! It doesn't matter where the person Is from, a he or a she, we need a true leader! But we really as a people don't deserve anyone better than Jonathan so we can continue with our corruption and indiscipline
Bizinton:


Kindly note we are where we are because we are yet to get a leader in Nigeria. By the time we have one, where he/she comes from -North, South, East, West will not matter. Your prayer should be that God should bless us with a leader that has the interest of Nigeria at heart. We need a leader that will not make his Ethnic group, religion, party, etc an issue. Jonathan at best is an Ijaw President, a christian president, a PDP president and the President of those that are corruptly enriched. He is definitely not the leader we are looking for. Enough of sentiments.
Politics / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Said He Will Open The Gates Of Hell On Whoever Opposes GEJ. by escottkr8t(m): 5:18pm On Jan 25, 2015
asadike:
Is he d keeper of d gates of hell?

Good question!!!!
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Rate This 3D Architecture Visualisation. by escottkr8t(m): 11:51am On Dec 19, 2014
Exquisite work!
Religion / Re: MEME ZONE: Atheists Let's Unwind by escottkr8t(m): 12:45am On Jul 08, 2013
plaetton:

And imagine spending eternity in heaven with Papa God with his many tantrums, with Jesus and his anger management issues, with Paul and his cunning ways, Constantine with his murderous appetite, with Oyedepo and his violent tantrums, with conman Benny Hinn, with Creflo Dollar and dollar duplicating racket, with pervert Jimmy Swaggart, with nutcase Pat Robertson, with snake oil salesman Adeboye, with countless numbers of paedophile priests, and with all manners of fraudsters, narcisistst and other socio-paths that call themselves pastors and MOGs.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Hahahahahahaha, nice one. funny but true to life dicriptions.

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Religion / Re: MEME ZONE: Atheists Let's Unwind by escottkr8t(m): 10:32am On Jun 10, 2013
With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil....that takes religion.~Stephen Weinberg
Fashion / Re: The Most Beautiful Guy On Planet Earth by escottkr8t(m): 1:14am On May 25, 2013
Lmfao. The guy wan suck prick abi Wetin? Plzzzzzzz!

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Properties / Re: Our Price List For Plumbing Materials by escottkr8t(m): 12:10am On May 07, 2013
Nice One Bruh, Very very helpful!
Technology Market / Re: Desktop Pc For Sale by escottkr8t(m): 1:41pm On May 05, 2013
Location
Nairaland / General / List Of Banned Names by escottkr8t(m): 11:05am On May 03, 2013
Lucifer cannot be born in New Zealand.

And there's no place for Christ or a Messiah either.

In New Zealand, parents have to run by the government any name they want to bestow on their baby.

And each year, there's a bevy of unusual ones too bizarre to pass the taste test.

Four words:

What were they thinking?

In the past 12 years, the agency had to turn down not one, not two, but six sets of parents who wanted to name their child "Lucifer."

Also shot down were parents who wanted to grace their child with the name "Messiah." That happened twice.

"Christ," too, was rejected.
As the agency put it, acceptable names must not cause offense to a reasonable person, not be unreasonably long and should not resemble an official title and rank.

It's no surprise then that the names nixed most often since 2001 are "Justice" (62 times) and "King" (31 times).

Some of the other entries scored points in the creativity department -- but clearly didn't take into account the lifetime of pain they'd bring.

"Mafia No Fear." "4Real." "Anal."

Oh, come on!

Then there were the parents who preferred brevity through punctuation. The ones who picked '"*" (the asterisk) or '"."(period).
"Benson" and "Hedges" -- a popular cigarette brand -- and OK'd the names "Violence" and "Number 16 Bus Shelter."

And what happens when parents don't conform?

Four years ago, a 9-year-old girl was taken away from her parents by the state so that her name could be changed from "Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii."

Not alone

To be sure, New Zealand is not the only country to act as editor for some parent's wacky ideas.

Sweden also has a naming law and has nixed attempts to name children "Superman," "Metallica," and the oh-so-easy-to-pronounce "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116."

In 2009, the Dominican Republic contemplated banning unusual names after a host of parents began naming their children after cars or fruit.

In the United States, however, naming fights have centered on adults.

In 2008, a judge allowed an Illinois school bus driver to legally change his first name to "In God" and his last name to "We Trust."

Slipping through

Still, some quirky names do make it through.

In 2008, the country made made international news when the naming agency allowed a set of twins to be named '
But the same year, an appeals court in New Mexico ruled against a man -- named Variable -- who wanted to change his name to "F--- Censorship!"

Here is a list of some the names banned in New Zealand since 2001 -- and how many times they came up

Justice
King
Princess
Prince
Duke
Major
Bishop
Majesty
J
Lucifer
using brackets around middle names
Knight
Lady
using back slash between names
Judge
Royale
Messiah
T
I
Queen
II
Sir
III
Jr
E
V
Justus
Master
Constable
Queen Victoria
Regal
Emperor
Christ
Juztice
3rd
C J
G
Roman numerals III
General
Saint
Lord
. (full stop)
89
Eminence
M
VI
Mafia No Fear
2nd
Majesti
Rogue
4real
* (star symbol)
5th
S P
C
Sargent
Honour
D
Minister
MJ
Chief
Mr
V8
President
MC
Anal
A.J
A A A (resize font)
Baron
L B
H-Q
Queen V

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