₦airaland Forum

onyedikachukwue:
Being my brother's keeper, helping the APC tabulate the achievements of the past 4 days.

1. Buhari slept in Blair house.
2. Buhari created a new political party.
3. Rochas took a picture with Obama.
4. Rochas slept off at a meeting.
5. Oshiomhole's pocket was bulging with our money.
6. Nigerverdian women were represented at the meeting.
7. Buhari confirmed he is plagued with memory loss.
8. Buhari shook hands with Obama.
9. Buhari answered questions fired at him by Amanpour.
10. Amanpour understood Buhari.
11. Buhari said No to gayism
12. Buhari has unlocked the secret of feeding 5,000 with 5 loaves and 2 fishes.
13. While surrounded by thieves, Buhari kept a straight face while assuring us he would prosecute thieves within his own party.
14. While Nigeria was in America on the historic, ground breaking, Guinness World Records making visit; America was in Kenya to discuss progress.
15. While Buhari was away, bombs kept dropping daily, Nigerians kept dying daily.

Jara: While Rochas was subliminally usurping the office of the VP, Mr. Commissioner was back here in Nigeria meeting with National Union of Road Transport Workers.

Poor man. You signed up to be VP and are left out of important meetings when it is clear to see that you are the brightest brain in the administration, the shiniest coin in the piggy bank, the sharpest knife in the drawer.

No problem, keeping the motor park touts happy is also all in the interest of Nigeria's well being.

So, as you can see, in less than 100 days in office, Buhari has achieved what Jonathan could not achieve in "6" years.

Tenkiu.

bigomoh:
Where precisely in ayobo?

Yungwizzzy:
Don jazzy is a big lair I was on seat 19 and the lady on seat 18 is Chinese

Why naija celebrities dey lie like this?

Yeah I was on seat 20,& it was a Chinese woman on seat 18 & a gay guy on seat 19. *This tea tho*

Gking2014: u are buying a complete house not a land sir last price is 8m

SMALLPENIS: Na so them lie for us say it no go crash.

EDITED: FTC TINS!!

firstly, I'll like to thank God for this opportunity

next are the nairaland family

and last but not least, my smallpenis

faceit: the foundation was faulty. students dont read to pass anymore, they only want ''parise''to pass waec, jamb and even when they get into the university, all they do is ''runs'' with lecturers been their accomplises.