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TV/MoviesRe: 15 Movies You Ought To Have Watched In The First Quarter Of This Year by Eslopy(m): 12:29pm On May 19, 2016
Dope list.
Jokes EtcRe: When You Sai Baba! Inside The Church by Eslopy(m): 12:00pm On May 19, 2016
Jesus wept
EducationRe: A Cry For Help (When SuG Fails! ) by Eslopy(op):
charix:
Makes sense. I've heard inklings of this nature in the past week. I didn't know the matter would get this serious.
OP, are you not a tertiary level student? Did they not teach you how to use paragraphs in secondary school? Format this article please let people not've fuel to use in condemning Nigerian education.
Please Admin FrontPage, hope that's better, had to post in a rush at first. ThankYou
EducationA Cry For Help (When SuG Fails! ) by Eslopy(op):
This is time for all Departmental, faculty presidents, ethnic leaders,state leaders,religious leaders, Sug, course reps and their assistance to kick into action. Call for an emergency meeting if you have to and mobilize over 20, 0000 students to occupy #UNIPORT on Monday. No time to bite our tongue. Injury 2 One is injury to all.


It's time for Revolution!!! I volunteer to lead, that's if the Nigerian students will back me up. Uniport Is not a secondary school. Imagine you loosing a whole section? Put yourself in the shoes of those who have not paid! To hell with Lale!!

Faceless tyrants we are coming at you all.
NIGERIANS BE INFORMED THAT THERE WILL BE A MASSIVE
# BLACKUNIPORTDAY on Monday the 11th. NO STUDENT WILL
BE KILLED BY UNIPORT MANAGEMENT SNIPERS as we know
them all. The deputy registrar Wordi Williams who was on a live
broadcast earlier this evening on 9JA INFO 92.3FM posited that
UNIPORT has an army capable of killing UNIPORT students that
will demostrate on monday against the management's decision
to shutout over 60% of her students from writting this semester
exams for not meeting up deadline for the payment of an
audacious and exorbitant tuition fee ranging from #45,000 to
#58,000 (depending on the faculty- old students) and #75,000
to #150,000 (depending on the faculty- freshers).



These charges for tuition fee in UNIPORT is the highest for a
federal institution in this country for we have it on records that
UNIBEN, ABU, UNIJOS, UNN, UNIOTUOKE, etc charge around
#19,000 for tuition that covers for first and second semesters
which implies students can pay their charges over this period
making up a session.


When the presenter asked Mr Deputy
Registra why uniport fees is on the highest when compared to
other federal universities, he said it was a federal government
policy for them to increase the fees to that amount. When was
this policy of fee increament introduced that it is yet to become
effective in other federal universities? We must speak out
comrades, enough of the victimization, it is time to break out, do
not wait for the brain child of the current management i.e the
S.U.G for she lacks the impetus to lead us on this destiny walk
( remember the process leading to her emergence), Dr. Otu
Ekpenyong the Dean Students Affairs is unfit for the job for he is
only interested in the students' union funds and we will expose
all his Abuja connections.

Fellow comrade we must own our
destinies, stand up foot soldiers and say no to tyranny in uniport
for we are equal stake-holders with lecturers in uniport. If we
are not here as students, there won't be Prof. Ndowa Lale as VC
neither the so called PARENTS-LECTURE
RS FORUM chaired by their cartel members rather we will only
have UNIPORT as a RESEARCH INSTITUTE.
NO STUDENT MUST REPEAT A SESSION.
Look for me and do your worst...
We will keep exposing you all to the world including some of
those that handed over to you... # OTSS # RBC
ComputersRe: CheckOut The World's Slimmest Laptop By HP by Eslopy(m): 7:43am On Apr 10, 2016
Now thats what I call a laptop.
Career5 Major Things To Work On Before Graduation by Eslopy(op):
We all went through this stages either before graduation or after while some are yet to find out their challenges when it comes to adapting to the present society, this tips from a friend really contributed to my life especially in the reality of what happens after school....








1. Spoken English


It is so sad that majority of
Nigerian students in tertiary
institutions don't bother about
polishing their spoken and written
english. Some graduates speak
english worse than a toddler, making
one wonder what they spent 16yrs
doing in school. You hear them spew
gabbage like "he come and slap me
and I come and beat him". If you
speak such english to an interviewer,
even with first class clearly written
on your CV, he will probably think
you runzed your way through school.
The use of words like yeah, goddamn,
omo, sh*t, f**k etc should be stopped
cos they don't portray you as a
decent person.

2. Mode of dressing

Looking fly on campus was one of the
things I enjoyed during my
undergraduate days. It was fun cos
you had so much of the opposite sex
around to admire you. The moment I
graduated, my orientation changed.
Not that a graduate should stop
wearing denims and sneakers, but
sagging and putting on studs with
crazy hairstyle should come to a stop
if such a person wants to fit into the
corporate world. In the corporate
world, you get to mingle with
matured or married men with enough
decency. Sagging in their midst will
make you look kiddo. Just cos your
favourite musician davido sags his
trousers doesn't mean you should do
thesame. He gets paid to do that
while you could get fired for doing
thesame.

3. Spendthrift attitude

The first time I heard someone say
his salary is 70k, I hissed and
mocked him in my mind cos that was
thesame amount we students spent
on phones just to oppress each other.
Now I've seen people earning less
than 45k even with years of
experience. What kind of person do
you think you'll turn out to be when
all you want is the latest expensive
gadgets? In the real world, no one
cares about the kind of phone you
use. Even on naija campus these
days, girls have stopped falling for a
guy because of the phone he uses,
they now trip for flashy cars. So,
before you spend that huge amount
on a phone, ask yourself this
question: "is it going to improve my
standard of living?". I didn't know I
could turn my smart phone to a mini
laptop with WPS, Excel etc until I got
employed. My phone was all about
bbm, whatsapp and facebook. I now
saw the full potential of the phone.
You need to cut down on your
spendings. Also, get the idea of
clubbing off your mind or it might
ruin your pockets. The money saved
from disciplining yourself can be
used to start something great. Use
your head.

4. Laziness

You remember how you use to
complain about the large notebooks
you have to read for exams? If you
lack a good reading culture, it is
certain you will be bereft of ideas
to contribute to a company's growth.
You are always seen reading gossip
blogs where you are updated with
the lifestyle of celebrities but lack
the idea of what the top 20
questions interviewers ask. Scaling
through campus days as a lazy
person doesn't mean such is likely to
continue in the real world. Carrying
on with laziness is what leads to
prostitution, where a lady feels she
can use her body to fetch her daily
bread instead of her brain, or where
a guy still expects his uncle to be
the one to help him achieve his
targets even after getting him a job
through nepotism. You get to wonder
why they spent 16yrs developing
their brain in school.

5. Pride

I remember when I was in my final
year at school, I was always happy
about what the future held for me. I
knew I was going to get a job that
pays 350k immediately I graduated.
Reality slapped me in the face when
my first offer was a job paying 30k.
I had no choice but to take the offer
cos I was already tired of adding
more months to the six months I had
spent at home just sleeping. Luckily
for me, that job paved the way for a
better one cos it gave me the
needed experience recruiters want to
see on a CV. I've now realise that
350k is only feasible for those in
the oil sector and those with huge
years of experience, not a fresh
graduate who doesn't know his left
from his right. As you are about
graduating, never see any job as
demeaning. Take it up while you
continue searching for a better one.
This gives you experience. A bird in
hand is better than a million in the
bush. Remember, you are a nobody
and no one gives a damn about you
out there. So, drop your pride and
use your head and hands or end up
spending years still eating your
mum's food with insult # Natasha Opara: #Facebook



Do add more if you have got...... smiley
EducationRe: Institutions With The Best Students' Union Government (SUG) by Eslopy(m): 10:27am On Mar 29, 2016
ademoladeji:
University of P
,

Thank God say u no complete am Unique what? SuG in Uniport ended in u2008 it's now money driven by young money driven bellicosed minds, quote me anywhere.
FashionRe: What Is Wrong With This Photo(pineapple Head Edition) by Eslopy(m): 5:18pm On Apr 13, 2015
GaY AlerT!!! huhGaY AlerT!!!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh:her Pains We Never Knew About(pics) by Eslopy(m): 9:10am On Apr 07, 2015
obibankz:
Stupid girl, I know this trash will still make front page
First it's not trash this is someone's life we are talking about here. You will get better dear, just try and give up your bad habits it might be the cause.
InvestmentRe: Forbes Enlists Oscar Onyema, NSE Boss, In “10 Most Powerful Men In Africa” List by Eslopy(m): 6:01pm On Mar 24, 2015
Lol
ceejayluv:
Try make top ten in your village clan...
Booked
EroticAngelina:
Africa? mtchew I thought it was world sef grin
Lol
ceejayluv:
Try make top ten in your village clan...
Booked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by Eslopy(m): 3:48pm On Sep 13, 2014
Every match a goal and more, GraCias Diego Costa!!!!!!!!! smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by Eslopy(m): 3:14pm On Sep 13, 2014
It Happens common Blues
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (4 - 2) On 13th September 2014 by Eslopy(m): 2:33pm On Sep 13, 2014
The Blues!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (3 - 6) On 30th August 2014 by Eslopy(m): 5:25pm On Aug 30, 2014
Blues the sky is blue!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: A Thread For The Dark And Handsome Guys Of Nairaland by Eslopy(m): 9:23am On Aug 14, 2014
Over...

CelebritiesRe: Davido Involved In An Accident, Damaged His Chevrolet Camaro by Eslopy(m): 10:08am On Dec 16, 2013
pussyeater: Wetin concern me? undecided
. no one invited you, you can easily leave if you don't mind.
RomanceRe: What Romantic Gift Are You Giving Your Partner For Christmas? Mine is... by Eslopy(m): 10:04am On Dec 16, 2013
Kiss, Hug and a nice necklace with a heart shaped emblem.
EducationRe: Is It Good To Play Music While Studying? by Eslopy(m): 9:50am On Dec 16, 2013
Everyone has different Cranium capacity and capabilities, but from my observation it depends on what one is studying and for what purpose, if an engineering student use music to solve sums and read theories and formulas it could be detrimental but for an Art student using music to study, work or rehearse comes and flows easily.
In summary if your brains cranium capacity is high, no matter your course of study, you can study with music and perform exceptionally well.
PhonesRe: How To Verify If Your Tecno Phone And Battery Are Genuine. by Eslopy(m): 8:34am On Dec 16, 2013
Those of us saying negative things about Techno phones and its Users should know that Techno can best any of your new advanced android or CDMA phones. for me as long as they can minimise cost of android and still wax strong they are one of the best if not the best presently #China or no China#
Jokes EtcRe: Most Powerful Pictures Taken In Nigeria by Eslopy(m): 2:54pm On Dec 02, 2013
hmmm

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Blackberry Pin Exchange (bb Pin) by Eslopy(m): 7:04am On Dec 02, 2013
A loving relationship is one
in which the loved one is free to be herself
to laugh with me, but never at me;
to cry with me, but never because of me;
to love life, to love herself, to love being loved.
Such a relationship is based upon freedom
and
can never grow in a jealous heart. Add me up @ 7B2E60A2
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Swindon Town Vs Chelsea - Capital One Cup (0 - 2) On 24th Sept 2013 by Eslopy(m): 8:51pm On Sep 24, 2013
Up Chelsea, ThankGod Mourinho is correcting his
mistakes now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Is Gareth Bale Worth £105m? by Eslopy(m): 4:13pm On Aug 02, 2013
NO for crying out loud what the hell is wrong with Spurs, if they dont want to sell the player why not reject the bid than placing an outrageous price for Bale, Bale £70M is ok not 100
Music/RadioRe: Iyanya - Head Swell (Video) by Eslopy(m): 4:07pm On Aug 02, 2013
nice track, good beat but is this the only Iyanya could build his concept on the Title of the song HeadSwell?
EducationRe: ASUU And ASUP Strike: How Have You Been Spending Your Time? by Eslopy(m): 2:04am On Jul 09, 2013
2legit2qwt: LOL grin grin grin
The only productive thing you guys have mentioned so far is impregnating the women smh undecided
Not sure what the hustlers are hustling grin grin

Leaders of tomorrow cry
Speak for yourself.
EducationRe: ASUU And ASUP Strike: How Have You Been Spending Your Time? by Eslopy(m): 7:14pm On Jul 08, 2013
Jamey Maxwell: On the street... Hustling
Same here, everyday am hustling its da hustlers anthem here in ph for me now.
SportsRe: Top 10 Nigerian Players Of 2013 by Eslopy(m): 6:52pm On Jul 08, 2013
Emmysteve: for the first time in many yrs Nigeria can now boast of first eleven.



The top ten should be 1. mikel 2. emenike 3. moses 4. oboabona 5. onazi 6. Mba 7. omeruo 8.Echijele 9. ambrose. 10. Austin Ejide
. Wonderful my friend nice list i don't buy the idea of Enyeama as no.1 Ejide is better, infact Enyeama needs screening, did you see the goal Diego Forlan scored him that was a crappy goalkeeping by Enyeama, His Availability Does Not Make Him The Best. Thanku
CelebritiesFull List Of Celebrities Who Contributed For OJB Jezreel’s Treatment by Eslopy(op): 2:50pm On Jun 29, 2013
To resolve the rumors of different celebrities donating funds to OJB
Jezreel, I would like to confirm the celebrities who have really contributed
funds to the ailing

music producer's
treatment in India.

1. Don Jazzy 2. Mr. Kool 3. Mercy Johnson 4. Dele Momodu 5.
Ruggedman 6. Julius Agwu 7. Peter, Paul and Jude Okoye 8. Vector
Tha Viper 9. DJ Jimmy Jatt
ANY CELEBRITY NOT INCLUDED IN THIS LIST IS YET TO DONATE ANY

AMOUNT TO
OJB JEZREEL AS AT 29-JUNE-2013 – 8:00 AM
CelebritiesRe: Cameron Okoye & Osita Iheme In Personally Video by Eslopy(m): 6:35pm On Jun 27, 2013
magnificentsk: HOW WAS THE LAW OF GRAVITY BEEN DEFIED IN THAT VIDEO, WAS
HE PUTTING ON THE ANTI-GRAVITY SHOE SAME AS WAKO-JOCO?
NIJA I HAIL THEE.
its just a video trick the camera just like what wasused in matrix if u recall?
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Performs With Slippers At Dbanj's DKM Concert by Eslopy(m): 3:46am On Jun 26, 2013
Fire down bro Olamide odabi gurumaraji
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