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When S*x with a Fat Woman has over 3different Episodes in "1000 ways to die"

adedotman5:
Thanks @ everybody, really grateful for the pieces of advise, as for y'all screaming out integrity issues, I've not had any since birth, I've NEVER even taken money on the floor talk less of trying to steal another person's dime, I saw a phone on a walkway to my house during undergraduate days, outta the #500 last card left on me, I bought credit on the phone and contacted those I felt were close to the owner, I still owed my landlord in schl 2 months rent since 2010 despite being on I. T during this period but till today, a week cannot pass without ma Conscience reminding me I'm owing someone and if I get a job, I'm definitely gonna pay her from ma first salary. but ma dad's got four graduates, no job, I had a poultry just after service but ma arch customer ran into troubles which she never recovered from till today, she still have majority of my business money, I pride myself in being shewd and smart but never seems to get a half chance to prove it, If I can land a job of 80k in 12-24 months, I'm sure I won't need to work no more cos I believe that's the half chance I've always craved for, it's really been frustrated so far,
Nigeria Factor caused all these, left ma parents house for schl Oct 2005 and could only manage a Bsc 2002 without spilling over!!, I've corrected the age on ma CV and as for my prosecutors I leave you with the message "person wey never see challenge na him dey call himself strong man"

My Neighbor took that step before he could travel outta the country.

If you have finally made up your mind, I can refer you to a Waec officer in Lagos.
Within 48hours, it will be rectified.

Y.O.L.O Bro....

When Life Gives You Snake, Make Snake-Peppersoup.

This is the scariest and most mystified story I was told growing up in IB.

saintloveren:
awwwAmen!!!! ure exactly the 100th person to wish me happy birthday through a mobile phone, 100 is a lucky number, dats means ure an angel.

HBD Bro! God's Grace and Success in all your endeavors...
Kindly PM the babe...una two dey derail this thread .

Troll

PrinceRhaeger:
boss essencestore, I hail you, please is offer letter given before the training school or after the training school.

Boss, Happy New Year. Its after TS.

Cutehector:
bro please hint me on what ambiguity test is all about, thanks

Bro..tot I saw your post on the other thread, labelling the recruitment as scam. Regardless sha you applied. Lool
Congrats!

Anyway, The ambiguity part is more like identifying d phrase that contradicts a sentence. My advice, Just do the 3essays well (They carry almost half of the TotalMark),then word correction, comprehension passages correction parts well. Don't think the ambiguity part carries up to 5% of the Total Mark tho.

kaka22:
Kudos!... I hope you are successful with the interview.

Yes I was. Success mails will be sent a day after the screening Interview.
Currently, awaiting the Panel Interview Invite.

Lmaoo
Which kind Lie be this na.

Curiousity01:
Thanks bro. Ur too much. Please, one more question. After this screening interview, what next?

You r welcome.

Stage1 (Workforce Apt.Test)
Stage2 (Business Writing Test)
Stage3 (Screening Interview)
Stage4 (Panel Interview)
Stage5 (Senior HR Interview)
Stage6 (Medicals)
Stage7 (Training School)

*Stage4 and 5 are always scheduled in the same week but Two subsequent days e.g Thursday&Friday.

Curiousity01:
Good...please kindly share how it went with us. I got the effective communication success sms so i'm awaiting the screening interview invitation.
Thank you as u response

Congrats!
Its basically Documentation and a brief interview with Two HR staffs.
1)After submitting the requested documents, You will be given a form to fill (Employment form). So get three of your Referees' details before the day.
2)You will be given slips of diff random career questions.You have to choose one of the questions for presentation during the interview session. E.g mine was (My career goals and how I have achieved/how I intend to achieve them)
3) In the interview, the first question from them was "Can we know you please". Just summarize your CV.
4) And they will surely ask you how/why you applied to sterling bank and few other personal interview questions like "Do you know anyone working in sterling". Relative or Friend?
5)Then you will be told to present your chosen "Topic". Practise the topic you chose before you are called in. You will have around 10mins. Make sure your phone battery is full cos you ll need "google" for swift research. (That morning, I had a LowBattery,it was a minor setback for me).
6) Make sure you ask them questions when they ask "Do u have Any questions for us". If you don't have any "Just thank them for the Opportunity for them granting you an interview session"
7) Just be composed and confident. The screening interview was Two Candidates per interview session. So you might have a fellow applicant sitting with you in the interview room.

Curiousity01:
Have u been invited now?

Yes..done the screening Interview.

Saw the Trailer on iNstagram Funny AF

.u see threads about safe sex and Condom usage. Una go ignore the threads..
But when u were skin-diving it was sweeting you, your eyes were tinting like Low current...without pulling out. You didn't reason all these then...

saasala:
Dont criticize any girl for dating a guy chiefly or solely for his money. We all decide to go out with someone because that person possesses something we like. It could be good looks, education, backgrounds, religious views, courage, accent et al. What makes you think that your reasons for deciding to go out with someone is better than that of the girl who is dating for money.... And sincerely, for me, it is more reasonable for a girl to go for the guy with money than the one with just good looks and/or education. Her relationship with the rich dude might even be better than that of her friend who opted for the good looking guy.

Truth is, something must first attract you to a person before deciding to go out with them, in the end you will see beyond that attraction, you will discover there are more reasons to love and hold on to that person that what first attracted you to them. I have seen girls who fell in love with a guy because he has money and when lost it all she was still there for him, supporting, encouraging and even financing him.

If a guy decides to attract a girl with his wealth, I see no biggy. It is only left for him to keenly study the girl to know if she is seeing beyond the money, and if you study her well you will definitely know if she has started seeing beyond the filthy riches or not.

And if it is to just chop and clean mouth, on both the male and female sides, there is nothing sweeter than me treating her with my money and you rock my rooky like crazy, in the end both party is happy. If a girl decides to sleep with a dude just because he is handsome or educated, its all good. If a girl decides to sleep with a rich guy and make herself some though, its all good too. Different strokes for different folks.

Find whatever rocks your boat and paddle gently away.

Guys, would you not be proud to have your sister bring home a rich guy?

Well, my signature says it all.

Abi lalasticla.la, what do you think?

Bruh!!

vikkyboboski:
http://www.9jatea.com/2015/11/try-this-for-seize.html
Please it was an argument between two parties here. i says this was never for real and other other said the ukwu exist including females. please
does this thing exit
http://www.9jatea.com/2015/11/try-this-for-seize.html

When You have been doing squats from the womb.

My Pullout Game So Strong!
#FvckCondoms

Its all BS to me when a fellow dude sees his wife as his Mother..
Which nigga gets hard around his mum

amtaken:
Are you for real?

True Story!!
But Life Goes On

United to WIn over 2.5.

.The Only Patience I know was the former First Lady

But This Captain's own is too much tho, University days then, that was how he sent some bouncer to get my girl's digits. We were already @d parking lot of Club GS (Former Blackpearl).
Didn't know it was the 2nd Bodyguard he was sending to her that night.
She snubbed the bouncer with som disrespectful statement, Me I just greeted the huge guy "Chairman".
If she was one gurl that lacks moral now, Captain would have been sharing my girl with me.

BiggyB242:
Please what are the kind of question to expect on effective communication and how to scale through them.

Learn how to draft a Memo, Ambiguity test, correction of words, fill in the gaps comprehensive passage, Essay writing (250words to 500words).

I PMed You.

I once had an encounter with one of these guys..3years ago.. I got a Bold2 from one paid him 9k, I held the phone all through in my hand, He told me he wanted to check the phone to verify if its ok..I told him not to worry..that I like d phone like that..
He looks worried even after collecting the 9k...later told me he wants to repackage d phone for me.. I told him what is there to repackage after have paid for it.

Note: He just wanted the phone to land in his hands...Beside these guys, there's always another person (A third party) that is on standby to switch the phone with a Fufu-version.

Anyway, the baba started para-ing for me that he's not selling again that me am Bad market...he counted my 9k back for me telling me to enter "Affordable" and see if I can get a Bold2 for 9k na..I just smiled and walked away after collecting my money telling him "But na u call me to com buy phone na"

If you have the mind to deal with these guys on the street. Always hold the initial phone for sale in your hand. Before or after payment. Test it yourself..It can never be switched.

ernesty20:
maybe thats her first time of paying tithe since she started her job.

You sef re-read all your comments. Are you just pretending to be stupid.

Na wa oo

#SayNoToYanshDrilling

profolateju:
Hello,
Please I wrote the business writing and communication skills test on 8th of this month at the sterling bank training school and I haven't gotten any feedback.
Has anyone gotten feedback yet? Please reply

Wrote the same day too, got a feedback after 7days (Oct 15)..But yet to be scheduled for an interview.

lovelyngeee:
Pls how long do you think it takes from submission of CV to first call from them?

It takes a lot of time like 4-6weeks.

IlesanmiG:
thanks much. first thing moro. I'm believing you're certain about it, thanks again

Absolutely, You r welcome.