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Politics › Re: Lekki: No Stake In LCC, Says Tinubu, Calls For Shutdown Of Toll Gate by essenjack(m): 5:58am On Oct 27, 2020

this man and lie mohammed post sabi long like River Nile! Abi na becos im get news paper company dey make ahm dey occupy space with boring lies just to whine people?
I personally do not read shit coming from them both, i'd rather use the time go wrap weed wey i go smoke later.
Nonsense!

Crime › Re: Soldier Beats A Lady At An ATM Stand In Lagos This Morning (video) by essenjack(m): 9:52pm On Oct 26, 2020

GreatResearcher:
I'm not supporting assault but the lady got what she deserved. Watch the video very well you will see that the lady deliberately wanted the soldier to beat her so she can post it on the internet and trend. Even when people begged her to leave she thrown herself on the soldier.

Modified:
Whenever you see a soldier or officer in military uniform, it's most likely that he or she is on official duty.
These men while on duty try to steal a little time from their busy schedule to attend to their personal needs.

That is why most of them when the go to ATM stand they try to beat the queue because of their limited time.

This soldier went to the ATM stand as you can see his dressing. There's 90% possibility that he is on duty.

He tried to beat the queue. Instead of the lady to speak to him politely she started with insults.

Was the lady the only person at that ATM?

The soldier annoyance was she bringing out her phone to record the soldier.

That was when the soldier puts his wallet in his pocket and brought out his belt.

He didn't even beat her o.

She wanna trend that's all.

We all agree with you that he his an officer on duty, i have seen a soldier countless time on A.T.M stand point, on arrival, they speak to every one on the queue politely before withdrawing, being a soldier doesn't make him a little above human.

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Politics › Re: Buhari: 69 Persons Killed In #EndSARS Protests by essenjack(m): 1:48am On Oct 24, 2020

The death toll is underreported. just yesterday i was at a scene where a guy and a woman was killed by bullet another fortunate girl got hit but she'll survive. People were busy trying to rush dem to the hospital, no one dared took a picture or video of the happenings.
Buhari unleash military war tanks in the streets of some Nigeria states when we're not at war.
He is the most useless president ever.

Health › Re: COVID-19 Update For October 24 2020 In Nigeria by essenjack(m): 1:31am On Oct 24, 2020

This useless people still dey exist. Their service is no longer needed. As useless as president Mumuadu Buhari.

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Politics › Re: #Endsars: Twitter CEO Jack Retweet About Endsars by essenjack(m): 2:50am On Oct 21, 2020

R.I.P to the innocent protesters that were shot at yesterday. Can't stop crying, i've always tot i was a real Nigga, but the death of these compatriot prove me wrong.
It shall never be well with all d politicians involved in this in the days to come.

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Crime › Re: EndSARS: Hackers Hack NCDC Website by essenjack(m): 3:48am On Oct 17, 2020

one old analog fool said the youths are lazy, time to let them know, majority of the youths are jobless and not lazy.

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Politics › Re: NNPC Threatens To Sue Saharareporters, Nairaland Over Fake News by essenjack(m): 3:45am On Oct 17, 2020

NNPC we go soon protest make dem scrab una, all nonsense must end before the end of this year.
At last 2020 will turn out to be the best year in the history of this country.

Politics › Re: Anonymous Hackers Gain Access To Inec’s Website, Say Buhari Cheated During Polls by essenjack(m): 3:39am On Oct 17, 2020

show us the data lets know what are next protest should be. upcoming election should be e-voting

Politics › Re: #EndSARS: NPF Cries Out Of Unfair System, Reaffirms Support Of Ongoing Protest! by essenjack(m): 3:33am On Oct 17, 2020

If you can't beat them, join them.
It's very obvious on this that we the youths are winning on this, and no jupitar will stop us.
nothing gives me pleasure like the fear we've succeeded in instilling in the minds of our politians. We've been taken for a ride for far too long and the juju wey dem use dem climb power don expire.
Even the renown Zombie(Sarki) of the federal republic of Nigeria don get sense by force.

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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: I Sold Rabbits To Pay My Law School Fees by essenjack(m): 11:23am On Oct 09, 2020

I wanted to sell snake to further mine, but Nairalanders keep killing it and selling to Lalasticlala.

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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Defends Buhari Over Fuel Price Comparison With Saudi Arabia by essenjack(m): 12:38pm On Oct 04, 2020

Am I the only one that doesn't read anything that comes from Lai Mohammed?

Politics › Re: Third Term Agenda: How We Stopped Lawmakers From Collecting ₦50m Bribe – Osoba by essenjack(m): 4:29am On Oct 04, 2020

Those idiots will sign and support any bill as long as it comes with a package, that's how they almost succeeded in passing the water bill.
They've lost their sense of duty, the solemn allergence they swore with Q'uran and Bible to discharge their duties effectively has long been forgotten simply because God is a merciful God. I wish they'll b swearing in the name of Odenjiji.
what i'm i even saying? Those idiots are nothing but burden to common Nigerians.
Bleep em all.
Abegi! Slawormir mha real Nigga mbok pass me one wrap of weed mek i take shine my eyes this early Momo.
Aya diok ino mmo 600years

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Politics › Re: President Buhari mourns ‘Daddy’ by essenjack(m): 2:53pm On Sep 28, 2020

Glory be to God, For the very first time Bubu wasn't shock on hearing this kinda news

Politics › Re: Ondo Elections: If Akeredolu Is Not Careful, I Will Enter Ondo – Wike by essenjack(m): 2:44pm On Sep 28, 2020

Wike say im no belief say the govano talk dis kain tin, not until im go look for d paper to read.
Me i no belief the entire news cos e resemble fake for my eyes

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Politics › Re: #boko Haram Attack: Bamgbose Reveals Those Who Want Borno Governor Dead by essenjack(m): 2:23pm On Sep 28, 2020

na my soldier brothers from the south wey dem post go dat side, na im me dey pity.

Politics › Re: In 3 Days Time, Nigeria Will Be Turning 60. "What Problems Can We Begin Solving? by essenjack(m): 2:18pm On Sep 28, 2020

I have my personal problems, Nigeria's problem is unsolvable as long as we have a shocker in Aso rock.

Politics › Re: Exclusive: Obiano’s Chief Of Staff, Primus Odili Purchases N764m Home In USA by essenjack(m): 4:47am On Sep 23, 2020

Na this kind news dey mek my father shout "Is the Lord not good?"

And na this same kinda news dey mek my Nigga Slawomir dey shout "Damn Nigga!"

And this same type of news they mek Righteouness open im bibu
Preach "What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loss his soul. Brethren, give your life to Christ now that it's not too late.

In the voice MrTanonymous; Na me(Weedianite) na me talk ahm.

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Politics › Re: Why Nigerians Should Ignore NLC/TUC call for Protest on October 1st! by essenjack(m): 4:39am On Sep 23, 2020

Zombilistic reason.

Politics › Re: Obaseki: The Grand Propagandist by essenjack(m): 4:30am On Sep 23, 2020

your fucking opinion, that makes zero sense to non-zombies.

Damn Nigga! you are not a real Nigga.

Your post is so unsophisticated

Na me talk ahm.

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Politics › Re: Adam Albani: "President Buhari Is Incompetent & Useless" - Islamic Cleric (Video by essenjack(m): 2:02am On Sep 09, 2020

AntiChristian:
This is unworthy of a Muslim Scholar. Leaders are better advised privately and with Hikmah!

Prove:
‘Iyad ibn Ghanam reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Whoever intends to advise one with authority, he should not do so publicly. Rather, he should take him by the hand and advise him in private. If he accepts the advice, all is well. If he does not accept it, he has fulfilled his duty.”

Source: Musnad Aḥmad 14909
Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Al-Albani

May Allah grant us patience, piety & constancy and also forgive us whenever we err!

A religious leader is talking about matters of the state, you're there talking about religion, na you understand Qu'ran pass ahm?

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Family › Re: The Day My Mum Gave Me The Beating Of My Life by essenjack(op): 5:53pm On Sep 06, 2020

crackhaus:
I truly hope you're being funny with this story, because I don't see how a child would just go about insulting a man because of the assumption that he's deaf.

Well it's possible you were possessed... and if that's the case, then you really deserved all that beating you received, I have a feeling it drove away the evil spirit.

The stem of pumkin is as painful as Koboko, it truly drove away the devil.

Family › Re: The Day My Mum Gave Me The Beating Of My Life by essenjack(op): 5:49pm On Sep 06, 2020

elantraceey:
How could you have insulted someone because you thought he won't hear you? Which kind of mind is that?

Ignorance, I didn't know it was a foolish thing to do.

Family › Re: The Day My Mum Gave Me The Beating Of My Life by essenjack(op): 5:47pm On Sep 06, 2020

IamSalt:
Na when I sip cigarette wey some area boys smoke throway o. Just small cigarette wey don burn nearly finish, na im my mom wan kill me that day because of. The worst part na new broom she take beat dey smoke from my body.

I repented even before the beating started because I no say e go bad for me that day as our neighbor go report.

IamSalt:
Na when I sip cigarette wey some area boys smoke throway o. Just small cigarette wey don burn nearly finish, na im my mom wan kill me that day because of. The worst part na new broom she take beat dey smoke from my body.

I repented even before the beating started because I no say e go bad for me that day as our neighbor go report.

Family › Re: The Day My Mum Gave Me The Beating Of My Life by essenjack(op): 5:43pm On Sep 06, 2020

Officialgarri:
Lies from the bottomless pit of hell

Never knew you stay in the pit of hell

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Family › The Day My Mum Gave Me The Beating Of My Life by essenjack(op): 4:36pm On Sep 06, 2020

It all started when I overheard my Aunty complaining to my Mum that whenever she greets Mr Daniel, the man does not reply, Mumsy cuts in by letting her know that it's not Mr Daniel's fault in her words "Mr Daniel is having an ear impairment, infact he is deaf so there's no way he can hear you. Everybody in this neighborhood is aware of that"
The following day I saw Mr Daniel passing in front of our house and I was home alone playing with my toy in front of our porch, and suddenly the devil entered me and ministered to me to haul ballistic insults at Mr Daniel, after all he is deaf he won't hear you, instantly I obeyed the voice of the almighty devil, I started shouting at the top of my voice
Mr Daniel the idiot, Mr Daniel the goat, Fool I am talking to you Mr Daniel Useme mkpo, Ebot, inan.... l was calling the man all manner of ill names until the man completely walk pas our house.
On the Eve of that day, I saw Mr Daniel coming straight to our house, I wanted to continue from where I stopped in the afternoon but Mumsy was in the kitchen trying to prepare "Efere Edikang ikong" so I just kept quiet looked at Mr Daniel's face very well so that I can at least have a grasp of how a deaf man look like. Mr Daniel approached me on that instant inquiring to know if my Mum was home and I nodded Yes, he asked me to inform her that he wants to see her, I quickly hurried inside to tell mum that Mr Daniel the deaf man was outside waiting to see her, as soon as my mum went to him, walahi! Mr Daniel's countenance changed completely, the next thing I heard was warn your son......telling my Mum everything I'd said to him in the afternoon.
Mogbe!(I don die today), I could see the embarrassment on my MAMA'S face, there and then I realized what I did was no doubt foolish, Mum started pleading on my behalf that I was just a child that he should please forgive me. As soon as the man left, Mum went inside the kitchen and brought the the stems of fluted pumpkin leaf(at picture), she used everything on me and the whole thing ended in premium tears cheesy

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Health › Re: Enugu Government Moves To Recruit More Nurses by essenjack(m): 5:29am On Sep 03, 2020

This is a nice move, the government should enquire the data of those Npower batch A&B N-health volunteers from Enugu state who's recently been sent back to the street by the disaster minister (Madam Farooq the heartless and most crafty mother ever liveth)

Crime › Re: Ihebuzo Chris: Face And Profile Of Hacker Threatening Access Bank by essenjack(m): 10:32am On Sep 01, 2020

The guy should be givin an authomatic employment and a very good pay.

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Politics › Re: NBS Report: Lawan Says Nigeria Is Not Doing Badly by essenjack(m): 4:07am On Aug 28, 2020

It is not a curse, till thy Kingdom come, Nigeria will never be better.
Buhari and his goons have succeeded in completely destroying this great country beyond repair. No man born of a woman will be able to fix this damage.

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Sports › Re: Utd & PSG 'willing To Offer €120m Plus 1-2 Players For Messi If He Leaves Barca by essenjack(m): 4:46pm On Jul 04, 2020

Some people will leave the topic now and start comparing Ronaldo and Messi.
Lemme shift cos they're are coming in full force to take over.

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Politics › Re: Abia Governor Ikpeazu Tests Negative For COVID-19 by essenjack(m): 3:19pm On Jul 04, 2020

go and continue your any how govt in Abia state

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