₦airaland Forum

truth4meal: you think with ur azz? So let's assume Lagos belongs to ur sorry azz-if u actualize ur successional agenda will you annex lagos-ur no man's land? All will divide it to lagos west and Lagos east? Go back to ur village refugee- its only a bastard that claims another man's lineage and heredity

Quit being dumb. Deporting Nigerians from a state that is in Nigeria is just wrong. Nuff said.

Yomieluv: See as other nations are advancing in technology,and Nigerians are promised portable water 2025.....atatimes I regret being a Nigerian living in Nigeria..why didn't my fore fahers sold To slavery sef.

Plus maybe your English construct will be better too.

WhyAWhy: if you like wear bra for 36hours out of 24 hours, your b.o.o.b.s go still obey gravity no matter what

***laf don mk me mistakenly press my guy babe b.r.e.a.s.t***

Yahoo1: Hi pals,this waz supposed to be the riddles and jokes section right? But i hardly see any riddles here...so i decided to post this two riddles..i bet no one can answer them without really cheating....

[/b]A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decidedto go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors from outside. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?



[/b]A man was born in 1955,but he is still alive perfectly healthy,and still 33years of age! How is this possible?



Pls no cheating,You can ask your friends though! Wanna see how high our IQ really is.

The stranger is in the car because the man left it that way after rolling up all the windows...he only locked up all of the doors of the 'sedan' b4 leaving for the gas station.

greatgod2012: very right, sanguines dont care, they can do any fucking thing, but,melancholies, 4get!

I'm a Mel and I've got no qualms with PDAs.

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]lie lie lie...
Thats a lie, am not sure if rihana has ever dated any Nigerian guy, so the pic is either rihana as a kid or her look alike...
wetin rihana pikin go dey go for 9ja Abi she be born troway[/quote]See hw u dey bring shame...basic English u no sabi...SMH

See how Naija dey bring shame...
we choke our refineries to death,export our oil,import the refined products,divert it for sale to other nearby countries,collect subsidy money for it,create artificial scarcity,bribe a (some) mallam(s),then turn around to import from one of the most impoverished countries in God's green Earth. Very nicely done!!! Soon Niger will overtake us when it comes to the business of crude oil,just as Indonesia did as regards palm oil. I'm sure God must be shaking His head.

horny4u: 10/10

2nded!

Spirit of Okija: 3

REASON:

1 Mark for the Photoshop..

1 Mark for the posing

1 mark for attempting to look fine.


Total score = 3 out of 10..


P.S: That your lip sha!! Thank God say you be man, your money for finish for lipstick, because na two you go dey use per make-up session.. 1 for the upper lip, 1 for the lower lip..

OMG...tommy aches oooo!!!

[quote author=The_Matrix] I lafff so tey I press my Manager wife bress
Guy, your mouth is so wide, you cud swallow a banana sideways [/quote]Choi!!!

[quote author=Intrepid!]Who the piss is this vain yoruba male (judging by his ponmo lips) who wants people to 'rate' his air-brushed, best-clothes-wearing picture abeg? After the rating what next? Is it part of the criteria for securing Government contract or Mobil employment? Guy, go and invent something and stop dicking around! And who in the hell says you are remotely handsome? The title of the post shoulda been 'Please judge if I have the potential to be un-ugly by the year 2020'![/quote]loooooool...I go die oo!!!

[quote author=Jymsyno2004@yahoo.co.uk]As long as Alison remains as minister of petroleum, i regard this move as 'white elaphant'[/quote]^^^
Her time is nearly up.

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book.

@Kokoye.
very
very
true.
dem ladies have to work on their confidence.

I have been wondering and on a decided thought, willingly grateful to let my esteemed Nairalanders help our Government reach a much delayed and very crucial decision. As it stands, it is obvious our various security outfits and possibly combined as a whole cannot curb the wave of the Boko Haram insurgence. So which will collaborate with our outfits to deal with this menace with the ferocity it deserves, FBI or MOSSAD?

I have been wondering and on a decided thought, willingly grateful to let my esteemed fellow Nairalanders help our government reach a much delayed,and very crucial decision. As it stands, it is obvious our various security outfits and possibly combined as a whole cannot curb the wave of the Boko Haram insurgence. So which will collaborate with our outfits to deal with this menace with a much deserved ferocity it deserves? CIA or MOSSAD, [b][/b]

I have been wondering and on a decided thought, willingly grateful to let my esteemed fellow Nairalanders help our government reach a much delayed,and very crucial decision. As it stands, it is obvious our various security outfits and possibly combined as a whole cannot curb the wave of the Boko Haram insurgence. So which will collaborate with our outfits to deal with this menace with a much deserved ferocity it deserves? CIA or MOSSAD, [b][/b]