₦airaland Forum

but dat guy for look himself first before insulting someone na

these things will continue until one reasonable person come in to rule us and kill all corrupt politicians leading us astray....



God please rescue my blessed country from this suffering....

Epositive:
wetin person wan come use for pre-wedding pix as una don exhaust all

no body Don propose or take pre-wedding pics for presidential villa oh.... it's still vacant

it's good to go to burial Dan going to feast, because the more u go d quicker u realize that there is absolutely nothing in this world, so I wonder why some people behave as if they will not die.....

what kinda rubishh is this,... what now happen to the shoe, since when a shoe is now a news....



seriously, am not advising u guys oh, but ,nairaland need to step it up.

if that's how Mary should look like, then I give up... gosh

what kinda lie is Dis?

dat girl Don old well well for go pass 27,so u mean she was 4years old Wen she starts it?


how old is she?

person can not even scratch dikk again.....

lol

OK... it's kinda using someone's Dickk on your wife... it's OK

it's not like am on the airman side oh, but ladies, if u know u are dating him, den stick to him.... u just can't keep playing with people's feelings, everyone react in different ways so u just don't know until u messed up.....


RIP sweetie

sad....this is what she meant when she said "I will commot for Nigeria go my village "

she is tired......

Not real police oh.....

greatgod2012:
I love the pictures!
It's really beautiful!
One of the benefits of early marriage!

exactly my tut.....

why na... tut they have dealt with them.... now they are becoming even powerful, ....

OK make I tell u my story, I served at kwara state, d room first was not furnished, unlike yours, and my backyard which is directly to my window a graveyard, all of the family members of that compound were buried there,the worst of it was when the owner of the building I am staying died, he stayed at Lagos and based on Muslim tradition, he was immediately taken down to the village and was buried just close to my window, scary enough, they left d clothes he wore wen they brought him on my door mouth, though I called d younger son to take it out, so he did..... but mind you, I am the only one leaving in d while building oh, a house of about 6 rooms, they just gave me one room based on d private school I was posted to....



can u imagine how dat night will look like for me? damn I slept off as if I don't know something happened,...to be afraid is in d mind.... wen u take off your mind nothing will really happen, nor be u kill d person, u nor know d person buried there neither did he know u....

what kind of nonsense is dat, did he kill anybody? Abi dem think say life is two?

Chimaritoponcho:
FUTO sir

naaaaaa..... tut it's a marine school,,,,, u need papers to be onboard...

suremossty:
I wil be glad if u could render me that kind of help

wish I am close to you.... I don't really tell people how I do it, would have done it for u ,while am in possession of the phone for just 3mins

liquidmetall:
Can u really do that?

of course I can do it.......

ikechkwuegone:
Good day Nairalanders, I will like to be brief and specific.I am happily married with kids and we based in Eastern part of the country.

I and my wife work and contribute to the well being of the family.Some months ago I started noticing my wife's body language when ever she is on phone with her boss by been blushing like a single girl talking to her boyfriend.

Secondly the same Boss bought her a phone, which I did not take serious, thinking it will make the official communication between them more easier.

I also noticed that my wife always chat with this same boss and hardly leave her phone carelessly which prompt me to check her chat conversation with the same boss.She doesn't leave their chat history on the phone.

Last week I accidentally checked her chat with the man , I was very surprised when I saw Her boss referred to my Wife as "My Baaby" at d beginning of their conversation and some other words like "Dear ao re u".

I confronted my wife, it was very difficult for me to confront her because I don't want the trust between us spoil.When confronted she gave me two answers, that Her calls every female staffs My Baaby, secondly that the message was mistake frm Her boss that it wasn't meant for Her that was why she didn't reply.I believed Her and we move on.

Two days ago I came back frm work and I met my wife lying down on the bed with phone conversation, instantly my wife change what they were discussing.I asked my wife what they were discussing but she stammering.
The same man do tell my wife about his wife inability to conceive the second child for him.

With all these instances I am totally confused and devastated. I love my wife so much , I can't wait for d worst to happen between her and d man, she is making keep suspecting her.

I am a very loyal to her, I bnever cheat on her, she is everything to me, I don't see her wife but a friend and confidential.

Married nairalanders I really need your advice on how to handle this before my happy home will be ruin, Almighty Lord will bless your home as u give me ur candid advice

I would have helped you HACK your woman whatsapp so u can access her chat from your phone if she's online, but, I need to get hold of the phone for like 3mins then all your doubt will be over,....

uvalued:
two things are involved for so long

1. accident that might result in burnt beyond recognition
2. ritual killings which cannot be accounted

exactly, but I don't want to believe she is dead, I pray they find her oh, only God knows best.


there are some case where the missing people were found after 10years later.... I pray her case is like dat o

was thinking may be after the election I will not hear from him again, but seriously, he's just unstoppable.....

jeez......since 2008?


dat is a long time oh, God I pray she surface someday.......

Chimaritoponcho:
Am still in school ,is dia no other way sir

which school do u attend?

Chimaritoponcho:
Please connect me up sir

bros are u a mariner? do u have your papers complete?

Go places, know people and have a good girlfriend or boyfriend, I graduated with lower but met a wonderful woman at a friends introduction and she made me today, am a seafarer all because of her, and if u must know, am not using my HND or OND for it......


Seriously, I earn much more Dan some upper and first class graduate....

where una dey root all Dis treasure deyaoe come out from na

that girl is a virgin....

flyca:
What is the problem here?

So far as what I can read, he has not done anything wrong. He said you will earn 2k per workday and he will pay total at the end of the month, isn't it? So what exactly is wrong with this? Why did you insult him nah?

This was how I was paid during my internship in China. It seems Chinese people use this payment system a lot. I believe this guy has good intentions. Why did you call him "shitty"?

Two things you have done.
1. You have lost the job
2. You have given him a bad impression about Nigeria and Nigerians.

Not cool

abeg tell am make he hear, for him mind him na sharp guy, I only pity the next applicant, he only spoil d job opportunity for other Nigerians.....

SINZ:
All my niggaz should stand in a single file make this vaseline for fit reach everybody.


I will not give you more than once , so if you like, finish your own before you

hahahahahahahaaaaa..... I was force to quote u.... my guy u Don craze before..... shwoooo.... nor kill me with laff oh....

keep searching bro, u will get it one day....



what makes me think he's chatting with a robot... lol

yine:
Hi everyone.. Was originally scheduled for Saturday.. .did not do the test because of original birth cert.. .note.. They are strict with the mail requirement. I applied on the 22nd.. Got invite on 26th for 28th batch ..luckily I was rescheduled for 31st Jan . I went home and got all the necessary requirementz.. Plus I fink it was God doing Cus all my friends that wrote on 28th didn't pass the test
Note.. The test is CBT.. 50questions 1hr
It's basically simple maths.. So please go learn ur fractions, percentage, decimals.. Believe me.. Jss1-3maths.. .they are simple but technical Cus u might just make mistakes Cus of how cheap they look
Synonyms, Antonyms, critical reasoning, current affairs

You get ur result immediately you click on submit..
It's either you get a Successful or unsuccessful message on ur screen.. .

Before the test.. I was so scared Cus of trends and friends update.. But sincerely when I saw the questions ,personally they looked cheap to me.. Not all but at least I knew I could answer 30 comfortably. .i just tried to answer all I could plus double checking my answers
Please don't forget to pray before the test and before clicking on that submit button...
Be time Conscious
We Wia about 70+ ...less than 20made it

For the successful ones..
U will go write a written interview on
What you know about customer care.. .skills..etc
Then u wait for ur first oral interview
Heard there will be 2more (maximum) interviews Before medicals n training. ..hoping on God for the Grace to sail tru too..

Good luck ,

my oga, pls I applied for a friend and she was invited via mail for d test and it was stated that it's for Lagos resident, but she reside in Delta state, I wish to know if she might still be called upon for Deltans separately.... I hope u understand what I meant...