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Hahahahahabah..... Gombe?? .... Hmmmm..... What a state.

Luedave:
do i have to die 1st. I wud recruit hausa sales consultants

Funny guy...... Tut u wanna go to heaven without dying.... Lol

Luedave:
i wud supply condom to heaven in case dis boko guys need it 4 their virgins

Dat means u are dying soon and join dem there right

What a joke.....

cashreport:
My woman friend works in customer care
My pady works in UBA Abuja that handles sure p GIS payment..
Already they are arranging the names for payment
Outstanding people will be paid first

Followed by current month or say April 2015
Payments will continue from Friday up yill Saturday
Resume again on Monday

I hope it's true.... Thanks

Thankgodiyke:
i heard SureP is planning to pay off all the interns.

could this be true?

Seriously, what is your source? Cos dats what I want also o...

Wasteful years,..... Jeez..... Where would she start from?

Let me check if the two balls are there..... BRB

Pheals:
my parents wil send me away from home ni

LOL.... Funny u.

Dem never see anything, me and my whole Street boys dey trek dey com..... Warri to Abuja.

Pheals:
But their children never attend this kind schools





i must be a first lady

Den marry me, cos am going for the president.... Lol

Why him dey lie na..... Him na still small kid?

Death penalty for all corrupt individual.... Dats all.... It will work.

Must everybody start their own business?? How do u expect a graduate to start selling pure water just because he wants to start a business, OP one tin u should know is dat if everyone who graduated is a successful person, den there will be no poor man on earth, so, I don't think everyone is meant for business......

If a SINGLE teacher can't teach all the subject, how do u expect a SINGLE student to understand all the subjects?

Dats awful....

Uhm... I wanted to rush n type "I will marry her" until I saw d pics, seriously,, is dat a Lady Or u mean for d homo guys around

RickRichards:
Don't stress it. I'm a 2.1 graduate, but I've not touched my certificate in years. There are opportunities for everyone. Just be prepared.

Reasonable person.........

WisdomCanada:
That was how I went to a wedding reception with my Aunty, everything was moving fine and the music was awesome, we were all happy and took pictures with the couple, I took selfies with my Aunty too, her name is Mummy B, she is fat, not too fat, I love her so much.. the event was moving fine, but when they started sharing the rice, Mummy B sent me on an errand, to go withdraw some money with her ATM card in a no nearby bank, before I could return, they have finished sharing the jolly rice, I asked Mummy B if she reserved some for me, she said "ahh, Canada ure a big boy, don't tell me u still eat jolly rice at ceremonies", as she was crushing the 2nd chicken lap, supposedly mine. I calmly gave her the money and ATM card and salivated out of the event venue with a teardrop on my chin, I later found out she ate mine, I didn't talk to her for 1whole week. Buh we've reconciled. I still love my Aunty Mummy B.

Seriously, I laughed...

WisdomCanada:
That was how I went to a wedding reception with my Aunty, everything was moving fine and the music was awesome, we were all happy and took pictures with the couple, I took selfies with my Aunty too, her name is Mummy B, she is fat, not too fat, I love her so much.. the event was moving fine, but when they started sharing the rice, Mummy B sent me on an errand, to go withdraw some money with her ATM card in a no nearby bank, before I could return, they have finished sharing the jolly rice, I asked Mummy B if she reserved some for me, she said "ahh, Canada ure a big boy, don't tell me u still eat jolly rice at ceremonies", as she was crushing the 2nd chicken lap, supposedly mine. I calmly gave her the money and ATM card and salivated out of the event venue with a teardrop on my chin, I later found out she ate mine, I didn't talk to her for 1whole week. Buh we've reconciled. I still love my Aunty Mummy B.

Seriously, I laughed...

Shey dem say dem Don reach Benin? I dey warri dey wait for dem........ Rubbishh

Shey dem say dem Don reach Benin? I dey warri dey wait for dem........

Edokpia:
. Yes,that was why they repost the submit button because the initial submission was not successful due to the much talked about TECCHNICAL error. You are lucky there are so many people in ur shoes who will be expecting to get their April stipend who will not get it owing to this error.

U mean those who successfully filled their timesheet in d very early stage BEFORE the upgrade may not get paid?

Dem girls won't like this......

Seriously u guys are talking about my place of birth, place of school, and place of residence......i dey proud oooooooooh.... My guys must hear dis..... Shwooooooo

If an unbeliever go to d pastor for counseling because he (unbeliever) proposed n fixed a marriage date on someone he met online, what will the pastor say to the unbeliever??

zubby29:
are u married?

Hahahahaha.... Funny guy..... Am not but not what u thinking right now.... Lol

jayedu108:
Ak 47 hope u dnt mean guns or rather is dat wat u meant?kindly clarify biko!

Funny guy, don't tell me u don't know D spirit called AK47

babygirlfl:
First of all if your going to be marrying one of us, you have to know how to address us. We are not delta Igbo, ( I have no problem whatsoever with Igbo people. Just love to be called with what we really are) we are Deltans or Anioma or if you want to be specific you say Ukwani, Aniocha or Ika.

To your question, generally it's not expensive unless of course the family is a greedy one. In my place the bride price is returned and the traditional marriage is hosted by the brides family with or without the support of the grooms family while the groom's family sponsors the church/court or whatever marriage they choose to do.

What part of delta State are u from...... Am from ugheli North ..... I like to know.

Who is she? Beside, is she married??

dhope:
alfa dey burn u dey ask of his beard. i dont pray dis news is true but gis is an arm of surep nah

What am really insinuating was dat, if sure-p including GIS is closing down, does dat mean interns already on d program will automatically stop d program without completing it, cos I think the only thing to do is not to match any graduate to d scheme BUT they will definitely let the ones who started it to finish n handover their certificate to dem..... All am after right now is the certificate ........ What do you think??

Nairalandar:
Worried that it may not survive the expected general restructuring of government outfits, the secretariat of the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme (SURE-P), has embarked on a hastened wind down of its programmes and activities towards the May 29 hand over to a new administration to be headed by Maj Gen Muhammadu Buhari (rtd).
Consequently, the SURE-P chairman, Dr. Ishaya Dare Akau, has approved massive sack and disengagement of its staff last week.
According to a letter obtained by THISDAY, which was signed by the Head of Administration, SURE-P, Olusoji Adeniran, and dated April 28, 2015, the staff were informed that their services would no longer be required since the programme is coming to an end.
The first paragraph of the letter read: “As you are already aware the mandate of SURE-P Committee ends in May 2015. Towards this end, the secretariat has commenced it’s winding down activities which includes disengagement of staff amongst others.”
This did not however go down well with most of the disengaged staff who expressed shock and disappointment that they were not duly informed before being served a backdated letter.
According some of those who spoke to THISDAY on the condition of anonymity, the new chairman, Dr. Akau, since his resumption of office in early March, has not been officially introduced to staff members in a meeting or anything of the sort.
“Without his large entourage, he would pass unnoticed through the secretariat’s corridors,” the source noted.
According to them: “SURE-P Committee Members’ tenure expired February 20, 2015 and they unilaterally decided to disengage the secretariat staff as well. Selflessness and love for humanity should have prompted them to make plans for the staff members who have given years of committed dedication to see to the actualisation of the SURE-P mandate.
“The plan would have been to discuss with President Goodluck Jonathan ; who is their boss, by the way; and ask a very simple heartfelt question - “Is SURE-P closing down? Should we put plans in place for staff members to be placed in other agencies to avoid unemployment?”
“But no, they went ahead to draw up disengagement letters to several staff members in the hope of issuing the same to the rest by May 29, 2015.
“To them, the Buhari administration would not want to continue the SURE-P, so it should be scrapped.
“It’s interesting to note that staff members have not been paid monthly wages since February 2015, with the letters of disengagement stating they will be paid ‘soonest.’”
However, the secretariat was said to have claimed that lack of funds was the reason behind the lack of payments, “while committee members are feeding fat with monthly sitting allowances and ridiculous ‘accommodation allowances’ for 2015, whereas their tenure expired back on February 20 (according to their appointment letters issued by President Goodluck Jonathan back in February 2012.
“It’s worthy to note that wages for all SURE-P staff amounts to N13million monthly. So SURE-P does not have a mere N13million to pay salaries, while Secretariat funds brought forward from 2014 was N200m? It begs the question- where are the funds?”, one of the aggrieved staff asked.
THISDAY findings revealed that in defiance of labour laws by the Secretariat, staff members suffered on many levels, apart from lack of payment of wages for months.
The findings further revealed that the ‘disengaged’ staff were not given a month’s notice of disengagement, so they are entitled to a month’s salary in-lieu.
“Sadly, former staff members who have given years of productive service to the nation through SURE-P have suddenly been rendered jobless. It is worthy of note that all the ‘disengaged’ staff members are in their 20s and 30s.
According to the administrative arrangement, the civil servants were seconded to the SURE-P Secretariat from their various ministries. These one are not in the SURE-P pay-roll, but they call the shots. They run the Performance & Operations Unit (Headed by the Coordinator, they are in charge of coordinating all SURE-P projects, as regards interface with contractors and dealing with all the bureaucratic matters involved.
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/may-29-sure-p-winds-down-sacks-staff/209014/

Hmmmm..... So is this going to affect the GIS?

authority2006:
Yes, on tthe third day of training. Though, second training

Second training?? How many training are supposed to be done?