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Pets / Re: Idemili Python Visited My Site, This Year Will Be Great (Photos) by Evablizin(f): 4:46pm On Mar 21, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



You disrespected Eke Idemili by picking him up like that with a bamboo.
You should have knelt down with a perfumed hand-glove to pick him up, then put him in your bag and take him home.
Sadly, you missed that golden opportunity.

If I were you and my blessing for this year depended on Eke Idemili's visit, I'd speedily chase away Mama Ramotu from my marital bed and lay Eke Idemili on it.
Damn,i'm tired of you.
Health / Re: Coronavirus:exclude Mosques From Shut Down, Muslims Are Immune - Islamic Scholar by Evablizin(f): 10:55pm On Mar 19, 2020
There's no worse disease than ignorance

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Health / Re: Coronavirus:exclude Mosques From Shut Down, Muslims Are Immune - Islamic Scholar by Evablizin(f): 10:48pm On Mar 19, 2020
madridguy:
Dr. Abubakr Imam Aliagan need to go for medical check up.
On a very serious note !!

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Crime / Re: Man Suspected Of Covid-19 Infection Beaten To Death by Evablizin(f): 10:44pm On Mar 19, 2020

Ode youths,they are already swimming in corona virus.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Lady Thrown Out Of Supermarket For Refusing To Use Hand Sanitizer by Evablizin(f): 10:13pm On Mar 19, 2020
Young03:
And them de hold her without a hand glove?
My dear,i reason em oh,e no make sense nah,if she carry coro him too go carry em sharp sharp.
Nairaland / General / Re: Two Snakes Crawling At My Backyard by Evablizin(f): 9:36pm On Mar 17, 2020
mankan2k7:
You could have started a zoo, if u look well u might be lucky to see a lion or gorrila
grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Fishermen Became Millionaires At Argungu Fishing Festival. by Evablizin(f): 8:57am On Mar 15, 2020
Froshloaded:
So 3m go blow you??
I saw 10m,2 cars an hajj seats.

Politics / Re: Deposed Emir Sanusi Heads To Court by Evablizin(f): 6:14pm On Mar 10, 2020
undecided

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Phones / Re: Man Electrocuted While Charging His Phone In Port Harcourt (photos) by Evablizin(f): 5:58pm On Mar 10, 2020
AngryIgboMan:
This man may have murdered and maybe a lighter used to burn and char his hand to make it look like a charger accident.

Research has proven it over and over again that the volts contained in an phone charger cannot kill a human being. Even, how many times have we seen were an electric current killed someone? Our impulses are designed in such a way that a single shock will jolt you away in a split second to keep you safe.

If not that Nigeria is a very useless country and an irredeemable zoo filled with very hopeless people in large proportions, a forensic department of the police will be able to discover many fingerprints on this man's body.

What am I even talking about. Do we even have a police force not to talk of the forensic department? Hopeless nation who their criminal, irresponsible politicians have stolen away there past, present and future.
You're on point.
Politics / Re: Coronavirus Outbreak May Delay Lagos-ibadan Rail Project – Amaechi by Evablizin(f): 8:14am On Mar 06, 2020
Abeggi make i hear word.

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa State Governor Douye Diri Visits Obasanjo In Abeokuta(photos) by Evablizin(f): 9:14pm On Mar 02, 2020
decatalyst:
All of them shall dey always pay this man homage.

But some from...say he is irrelevant. undecided



Olusegun Aremu Obasanjo is the definition of "political juggernaut" Without doubt!
I concur.

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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Moves To Build Abia Airport, Vows To Complete Before 2023 by Evablizin(f): 8:58pm On Mar 02, 2020
ATTemi:
Let him finish the dinner table at osisioma!
gringringrin or center table. gringringrin
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Leg Shake By Osagie Ehanire And Ayobami Akin - Photo by Evablizin(f): 7:14pm On Mar 01, 2020
sarrki:



I dey vex for you
Where have you been ?
Good evening oh,you that forgot me,is well.
I dey sha.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Leg Shake By Osagie Ehanire And Ayobami Akin - Photo by Evablizin(f): 7:10pm On Mar 01, 2020
sarrki:


You lack moral upbringing for saying that to the dead
Don't mind him,that one don't have common sense at all.

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Politics / Re: Minister Of Defense Sleeping While Pmb Address Audience -photo by Evablizin(f): 3:39pm On Feb 13, 2020
He knows PMB is talking trash and as minister of defence he is has nothing to offer in that area,he just occupying that seat,so why wouldn't he sleep?

Sleeping on duty.

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Crime / Re: Jhon Jairo 'Popeye' Velasquez Dies Of Cancer At 57 (Pics) by Evablizin(f): 12:57am On Feb 07, 2020
Explorers:
He kidnapped and tortured a future Colombian president and vice-presidents, he killed an Attorney General, and helped plot the murder of Colombian presidential candidate Luis Carlos Galan, the only murder out of thousands for which he was actually convicted.

By the time he was arrested in 1992, he had killed over 250 people with his own hands including his own girlfriend detonated over 250 car bombs.


He was linked to the 1989 bombing of an Avianca jet, which killed 107 people, just to assassinate one traveller, another presidential candidate.
Nahh ,this man is satan in human form.

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Crime / Re: Jhon Jairo 'Popeye' Velasquez Dies Of Cancer At 57 (Pics) by Evablizin(f): 12:51am On Feb 07, 2020
tyup:
He'd be Burning in the deepest part of hell as we speak

Igbos drug lord disgracing Nigeria abroad may y'all end like this. insha Allah
Will you keep quiet!! Who is talking about IPOB here?

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Crime / Re: I Was Made Cult Leader Due To My Performance As Hit Man – Suspect by Evablizin(f): 12:28pm On Feb 04, 2020
OrestesDante:


If he works for a politician then I can assure that freedom will be his... cheesy cheesy

That's the Nigerian system.
Nah, Nigeria is a messed up country..
Politics / Re: Man Converts His Keke To A Rover To Carry Passengers In Lagos (photos) by Evablizin(f): 11:30am On Feb 03, 2020
The door for keke napep was closed,the door for keke naRover must open. Man gotto survive. Aluta continues .

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Politics / Re: #okadaban: Students Seen Behind A Truck Going To School In Lagos (photos) by Evablizin(f): 10:50am On Feb 03, 2020
Much more better than bike,i see no problem here.

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Crime / Re: I Was Made Cult Leader Due To My Performance As Hit Man – Suspect by Evablizin(f): 10:32am On Feb 03, 2020
"Hit" man right? Death will "Hit" you soon. Nonsense.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Holds Chioma’s Boobs At Adewale Adeleke And Kani's White Wedding In Dubai by Evablizin(f): 6:04am On Feb 03, 2020
Sunofgod:
Irresponsible parents.......where have they dumped that poor child since?

[img]https://media1./images/01ad3915522e2dfc52b69bd84865b4bf/tenor.gif?itemid=10938624[/img]
cheesy cheesy Your meme made me laugh.

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Travel / Re: Another Son From The East Is About To Enter The Aviation World(photos) by Evablizin(f): 5:55pm On Feb 02, 2020
Nice one.
Religion / Re: Prophetess Success Oni Onwueze Poisoned To Death By Her Pastors (obituary) by Evablizin(f): 9:26pm On Jan 23, 2020
bamidelee:

Dearest how are you? You didn't reach out to me. Hope ure good? Really miss you.
Sorry sir happy new year. Hope you're good.
Health / Re: Nigerians Use Paracetamol To Cook Meat: Concern As More People Use It by Evablizin(f): 9:58pm On Jan 13, 2020
embarassed

Wetin we do for this country,person no fit chop ponmo and meat without the fear of liver necrosis. Chai !!

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Crime / Re: DPO Beats, Strips Sisters Naked, Arrests Mother In Delta (Pics) by Evablizin(f): 9:41pm On Jan 13, 2020
I'm not surprised the DPO denied that he did such thing. Naija police force and lies are like bread and butter.

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