Mizwisdom:


But you made us to assume your wife was there with you

No, kindly check the thread again .

Mizwisdom:
OP seems to be up and down and all over the place , one can't place him as a balanced personality. Your friend promised to fix you up in the North East where there's on going war with Boko Haram and you packed your wife and kid to the strange place to squat with a friend? Where were you living before, why can't you return to the place where you have a base? someone asked you to defend N50K he wants to give and you said you will buy more equipment for a business that doesn't exist, in a place where you can't fry small chops in peace, at the same time you're still looking for work?


It seems you haven't decided on the path you want to take.

N50K can rent one room in that North East where you stay so you can move out of your friend's house and look for a job afterwards, with N50K you can hustle a bit to add more and move your family to Abuja outskirts, where you can rent room for N100k. Your plans are not clear, seems you allow things distract you easily


Focus on something bro

relatively volatile area , exactly why I dont want to start here, my wife is not squatting with me here , I told her I was going to find a job and fix things for a better future, we always communicate and I always update her though she has tired , the 50k is a business capital to be and not for rent, if I can get a place to be sleeping, its no problem starting small, but no point collecting money before then . Thanks for your concern

truthsayer009:


Potential investor on Nairaland ke? This is so funny.

You mean people would part ways with their hard earned money for someone online he doesn't know or can verify.

You pipu watch too many Bollywood movies Lmao

she said she love Bollywood, please take her to romance section , kindly don't derail this thread, you may be saving a family by just adhering to the rules .Thanks

Mancala:


Thanks much. I am not foreclosing on him yet, but I need to see him bring some enthusiasm for this business venture. I have some experience in the venture capital world and am used to seeing drive, enthusiasm, positivity and most importantly a vision from folks that have a business idea. They have dreamed it, imagined it and lived it in virtual reality. They usually have their "elevator speech" very well rehearsed and can make a pitch for their idea anytime, anywhere. It would be nice to see more details and some indication of commitment. Right now, I don't think the OP has even convinced himself that he can be successful with his business idea. OP, help me to help you.

Thank you, I have sat down , analyzed the issue on ground, I think I shouldn't collect money when I'm not in stable condition to utilize it, I will not take the money until I solve this issues if only the offer will still be open.

1. accommodation issue/ not a bogus accommodation but a place to sleep at least, I'm also using this medium to beg people , anyone who can accommodate me in Abuja , I can sleep on the balcony , shower early in the morning and leave for my business, of course I will be able to pay you back in the nearest future.

I think that's my only problem,trust me I'm energetic and very resilience , I will break thru .

I would have just board a bus and face Abuja to confront anything that await me like I did when I went to Port Harcourt , but it was a near death experience as I was sleeping in post office premises at Trans Amadi , industrial layout .. when rain falls, mosquitoes will descend on me , at a time I was sleeping in parked buses against the owners wish because it was safer than sleeping outside, one day one of the taxi that came to park that I was sleeping inside left around 4AM to join the queue for turn at slaughter round about , I left with him because it was raining and dark, some drunk guys were coming from night club , missed the road because of the construction going on there and rammed into the queue of taxis , just behind the one I was inside, when I heard the brake screeching against the asphalt toward me I thought I was going to die, but God saved me, I came out after the crash pushing through the windscreen , ever since then, I said I rather not take such risk again , still had another near death experience of thugs attacking people sleeping in vehicle in Lagos, but I will save that for another time , another day I was not arrested along with nitel cable thieves because one of the thieves said " this one no dey" and the police see that my leg was clean and also confirmed I was sleeping in the bus, so if I can get a place to sleep, I can even construct a mini stand with umbrella that can accommodate my gas cylinder for frying, nobody is looking at me and I'm the only one that know my target.


Sir , I will take a chance if I can get a place to be sleeping at night.

my wife makes beautiful wigs, very unbelievable quality , neat and look foreign, she took one to GRA trying to send it to a lady in Abuja through one woman and the woman said,did you actually made this with your hands? this is beautiful your hands are blessed ..make one for me. she graduated with 2.2 but no job, applied for NPower , Immigration recruitment , none of us was taken as we have no connection , she started the braiding of wig using round food flask as dummy head working from home as a nursing mother, you can patronize her through me , a job for any of us will be fine if anyone can help, better still anything to engage me.

Mancala:


Good Sir, I am somewhat disappointed in your response, the plurality of which addresses an inconsequential proverb considering that you say you are about to give up on life and I am offering you a lifeline. I was expecting a much more detailed response from you on how you will invest in a business..... what business? Where? Who are your target customers? How much will it take to get it up and running, perhaps starting small then scaling up in size. Are you saying 50k is not enough for you to start something small? It apppears to me you have determined that a job is the only way out of your predicament. I'm sorry, but the only job I have will not work out for you. In case you did not understand, I was willing to provide you with seed money to get your business started. I have no idea why you did not seize upon that opportunity and roll with it.
As for Fatymore, action speaks louder than words. A simple acknowledgement or acceptance of the apologies would have sufficed.

sorry about my blunder, your English is obviously better than mine for you to have seen that which is another learning point for me , Thank you Sir. I've also apologized to Fatymore in my previous reply to her which I edited after you advised me to do so. I didn't know you wanted to assist me, Thank you I really appreciate , its not like I'm not willing to start small, my wife has laid much emphasis on that, its difficult without accommodation b'cos I must leave my friend place where I'm presently staying as he has done introduction and now preparing for the proper wedding , a lot of circumstances surrounding my situation . that is why I have decided to find a job so I can be bailing myself out little by little.
this North eastern town is a town I wouldn't have come to in the first place, but I came because because my friend said he would try to fix me somewhere but it didn't work out due to so much politics in the organization, definitely the best thing for me is to leave the town to wherever I
can get a job, at least lets say I'm in Abuja now, I can walk into places and tell them how i can deliver, and it will even be easier to share space and start frying small chops by the road side in a safe environment where people can buy, though I contacted people in Abuja 2 months ago who told me about FCDA and Task Force but I will sure find a way around it but accommodation still remain a big problem , if I can get a security post to be sleeping in Abuja, I trust my self as long as I have bus fare, before I walk into 20 hotels to share my experience in catering, I will be offered a space and will improve on that.I appreciate your kind gesture Sir, but my reputation will be at stake if I put the cart before the horse, I will get in touch with you if I can a security post or any kind of accommodation where I can be sleeping at night for some times in Abuja , Lagos or Port Harcourt if this offer still remain open, I even open a thread on that last month looking for accommodation in Abuja https://www.nairaland.com/5041511/free-accomodation-abuja .

dukeprince50:
ur too soft, if na sm guys, d girl suppose don write her will before doing this.
please remove dat pic b4 one blogger will take ur pic and write Fulani herdsman attacked an innocent man chilling under his roof after a hectic farm work

Thanks for making me laugh, you made my day.

Mancala:


I like this new "honey" approach so I will encourage you even further. If you had business seed money of say 50k naira, what would you do? How will you invest it?
On another note, being gracious is a virtue and attracts favor. Fatymore apologized to you a couple times. What say you sir?

You catches more flies with honey than vinegar? I think..."No Sir, though ..that's the common assumption, normally' anyone will think flies would be more attracted to honey thinking they are most likely to behave like the bees around honey comb because they can be classified into the same group as fly insects that one could use to predict fly behavior around honey, huh..I know flies will actually come more for you when preserving food items in the kitchen with vinegar than when working with honey in the kitchen but I think I understood the proverb in this context sir.

how will I invest 50k seed money if I have it? I will buy more of the tools I need to start my business of course, buying them small small already and a job will facilitate that.

Fatymore? I will apologize to her .

Mancala:
You catch more flies with honey than vinegar!
OP, you really should calm down and be laser focused on the purpose of your thread. Why do you feel the need to get in a back and forth shouting match with every post you find irritating; in the full view of your potential employers? Do you not realize that this thread in itself is an "interview" and potential employers are watching and making decisions?
I am looking for a replacement driver for an elderly lady in Nigeria, and also a security gate man position may be available soon for same said lady. Although I am very sympathetic to your situation, in all honesty I do not think your temperament is suitable for working with a senior citizen.

If you find a post irritating, please ignore it and move on. Better to do no more harm to your quest. I wish you the best in your endeavours.

Exactly Sir, you perfectly understood my situation, I made a terrible mistake and I've learnt from it, I should have never responded to some comments, you wont believe sometimes in January a Lady gave me her number to contact her for possible partnership , she later told me these same people have been calling to warn her not to believe my story or do anything with me , quite shocking, so when I saw the same gang on the thread again, I was weak coupled with the fact that my wife was on the phone mounting pressure with my daughter crying at the background while I was been insulted by that girl, I'm sorry for allowing my emotion outride my senses I'm not really a quick tempered person, I will work on myself Sir, Thank You

Ganjafama:
Bros sorry for the insults. I wish you what I wish myself ( a better life). Continue with your hustle. Soon your breakthrough will come.

its all good, God is in control , Thanks

Ganjafama:
Shut your mouth you idiot! Proud and arrogant peeps like you don't deserve help. I can assure you that the help you are seeking from this platform, you won't get it. Learn to work on your attitude before asking for help.

you have been attacking me since yesterday but you aren't God ,

anyway, Thanks for the insult and may God open way for you in life.

1Sharon:
Yeye OP just wants money

Imagine a comment like this? what is the relationship between my post and her comment? how old is she that she had the gut to call me YEYE OP, are we mate? saying I was only looking for money, who doesn't want money? is that not why I'm looking for a job? none of you condemn her desperate attempt to give the dog a bad name , I expect reasonable comments and not " YEYE OP", its not funny to me, I never mentioned money on this thread, I was initially looking for a business partner for my catering business before on here but dumped the idea after seeing high number of people begging for money in a very annoying manner on this forum and so decided to seek for assistance to search for a job like I stated in my post, I may have been angry because each time I create a post to seek attention of people in position to help, some kids staying in the hostel rush in and start insulting, create confusion on the thread which has being common occurrence on here, I should have just ignore her with believe that her opinion wont have any effect , but i saw this coming, there is no witch in any hidden place, B'cos this thing she just did now clearly gave her out as one , If I had taken my time to create a thread, why must she come in to post jargon when she knows the issue is beyond her?

anyway, I didn't post this for this reason. whatever problem I'm facing is my problem and all this attacks wont solve it! so I wont even read any negative comment henceforth, I apologize to every well meaning people for repelling her insults, I will no longer respond to any insult.

fatymore:

it is well... i dont want him to see me as an obstacle to his potential investor but believe me attitude is like a smoke.
good morning.

I ran out of data last night, just coming online now, at least you eventually accomplished your mission, exactly what you did on my previous thread! despite begging you to go away. you promised to set me up, hope you are very happy now, Thank You
God is on his Throne.

Abcruz:


Who among you fears the LORD and obeys his servant? If you are walking in darkness, without a ray of light, trust in the LORD and rely on your God.--Isaiah 50:10

For our present troubles are small and won't last very long. Yet they produce for us a glory that vastly outweighs them and will last forever!--2 Corinthians 4:17

Nevertheless,
Submit to God and be at peace with him; in this way prosperity will come to you--Job 22:21

The ear that listens to the reproofs of life abides among the wise!!!

Thank You.

there is no giving up, I remain optimistic.

kristen12:
Many of us are about giving up because of this job issue. Just hold on, things will get better.

I followed your previous thread before and I think you have a temper you should work on. Sometimes just ignore instead of replying and cussing people out.

It would be fine, it's just a matter of time.

Thank You, its quite depressing because we are all human and nobody is born to be wretched in life , things must change for better ... God will show us the way , send us an angel because we can not avoid to fail in life, I will never give up till things turn around for better, Thanks.

job job job! I need an angel please, or someone to engage me in any reasonable productive activity please! not a troublesome person please.

fatymore:


I am sorry if I got you worked up or angry

or if you think I am mocking your predicament.

I will never do that, I was moved and push with what you wrote, that's why I said so.

it will be important for you to note, I never abused or insulted you on your previous post.

see in this life, people you call your family are not ready to help, not to talk of outsiders.

Don't relent on people for your start up capital or think a job is too small for you to do.

I wasn't inconsiderate to your plight.

Thank you.

why not just go away so everybody can rest, you are found on jumping on thread and write "go and fry Akara and Agege bread, there is no shame in it, do you want to fry that Akara and Agege after your NYSC? the man you are talking to has worked in a standard firm before now , has driven a nice car assigned to him, lost his job and he's looking for another job, why are you against it? what is your problem? I didnt know you, nor had you in mind when I was creating this post, I just dont know why you wont leave me alone, you said you are a Corper right? do you want to work in a corporate organization for 3 years and then return to fry Akara and Agege bread by your junction? show me where I said I'm looking for start up capital on this thread, your problem exactly? why are you so bend on making me look bad? obviously you dont have a job! please leave me alone, I beg you in the name of God, go away!


EDITED.

It's Okay , Thanks Fatymore, Faty Bumbum My Sister , you don't have to be sorry at least you made a point and we all still have a lot to learn in life, I I've learnt some things here today , so I will be saying Thanks to you , don't mean to be rude as well. I'm sorry

ifyalways:
But why are you checking peoples profile before replying? Jobseekers or unemployed folks can

still link you up to a job or your helper. Just saying. . .

Your anger at them is really not justified. They are not the cause of your wahala.

Did you apply and contact 01 sharwama and what was/is their response ?

Yes I did, please check the thread you will see the girl and that boy just jumped in and started insulting me which made me wondered

whom they were, that is how some of them will just say "send me your number and they will start asking me to come and invest in MLM or

MMM, the fact that I'm looking for a job doesn't mean I'm stupid, I'm not dumb and I will not tolerate trash from some kids who are

also looking for a job, fellow job seekers looking to use me catch fun, I told my wife I was going to find something to do for almost a year

now , desperately looking for a job and this one just opened her mouth on a matter that is far beyond her. saying she want to give her "last Bleep"

is this some kind of a joke to her? that was what pissed me off with her comment.

Yes I did applied and also for others I found online, I also registered with jobberman just hoping for positive reply.

Thank You

Ganjafama:
You don't need help son. What you need is manners. By the way, I got the help I asked for from someone whose moniker I won't mention., but you'll continue to wallow in poverty and lack because of your bad manners.By the way, if you need money to buy the ropes committing suicide (I know you don't have any), just pm me your account details and I'll send you some.

if you have gotten the help and found someone who taught you web designing and you now have a job, then I'm happy for you the truth is can cant get me a job because you are also looking for one, so this is beyond you. the God that did it for you will also do it for me, but dont come here to insult me when you cant do anything about my situation, Thank you. I wish you the best in your newly found web designing career. Thank You


Edited : the bolded will happened to your family members from Generation to Generation and not me, riff raffs who are also looking for job writing rubbish, why not just read and leave? I wont take nonsense from anyone.

fatymore:
come and carry as na you get nairaland.


Nonsense.

please , Just go away the thread is not for kids, you cant help us, it's beyond you, have a nice day and May God bless you.

fatymore:
you are shouting kids up.and down like an slowpoke, can you give birth to me, or does serving now makes me your junior sister age mate. Mr man calm down, I was only concerned about your situation, else I won't have post what I did.

you will have given me a dirty slap, dem no born you well million times.

this thread is not for kids, just go away, go and sell your bed sheets, May God bless you , Thank you Ma.

fatymore:
You are too petty, going up and down to look for old posts.


You are bitter to the truth.

just tell us is free money you want and not jobs and ideas to make money.


Is there a big deal in starting small...

you are a corper , doing INEC election job for 13,000, I would have also done it if I have such opportunity ,but you are not in a position to help me, I posted this thread because of working class people who may have info about empolyment opportunity in their office with good mind to help, I'm not your mate, my wife finished NYSC 4 years ago..

I said can someone just engage me in any productive things, I can drive well, I have experience as a professional pastry chef, I know micro soft excel , I can work as admin staff, driver, support staff or anywhere , are you in position to help? its beyond you, so stop insulting me, in person i would have given you a dirty slap because I know sharp mouthed girls like you, I didnt mention money on this thread, I said I need a job, stay away from my thread! if you dont pray to be in my condition , this thread is not for kids like you.

fatymore:



Kids, I can actually set you up.

I am a serving corps member, and it is because I am serving that's why I did the exercise, not that I am jobless.


People like you use your frustration to send helpers away.


Believe me, if you don't change your ways, I pray you see someone to help.

I graduated from school years ago, married with kid, lost my job and I only posted that because I'm looking for job, you can not come on my thread posting such comment using vulgar languages and called yourself a good muslim despite covering your head, set me up in what sense? please stay away from me, I created the thread for those who could truly get me job no corpers? my wife served 4 years ago! stay away from me please, if you dont want what befell me to befall you , dont let me fast because of you, please stay way from me, stop insulting me! please I beg you please.

fatymore:
Its a lie, my brothers and I were raised by our step mothers, and I can tell you they are the best man, brother, husband and everything you will ever wished for...strong, handsome, religious, brilliant, bold...They are my yardstick for ......

stay away from me

fatymore:
did I called her names or anything bad. sometimes you just move on and don't reply a post that doesn't suit you. everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, and seriously you said I am Hawking bedsheets.lols.. you must be a joker to think such... Never say what you don't know, so you won't see what you ain't expecting...

stay away from me!

fatymore:
Inec pay me my 13k...

face your Inec business, i didnt open the thread for kids like you

yvelchstores:
Don't ever give up.keep pushing.and take God seriously because it's him who gives the ability to make wealth.not by tour human power

Thank You for your good words of encouragement

Ganjafama:
This is how people fail exams. The dude asked of your location and you are telling him "the north". Is " north" the name of a place?

Ganjafama:
Please I need someone to teach me web development free of charge.God bless you.

Thanks in anticipation.

https://www.nairaland.com/4545312/please-man-create-job-himself / same you looking for someone to teach you web design free of charge, I suggest you pay attention to solving your own problem please, I dont need you to insult me

Ganjafama:
Please I need someone to teach me web development free of charge.God bless you.

Thanks in anticipation.

stay away from my thread, not like you can help, please away ! you are also looking for someone to teach you web design free of charge

fatymore:
let me give the last Bleep and advice...

on your last thread, you said same thing, if that town is not productive, come down to Lagos and start selling Puff, you package it well since you can bake...
or better still Start making Akara and bread,go to a bus stop close to you.

check Stella Dirmokokus Blog, there is vacancy for a driver, sales rep and cook...
You dont need to start big, start small.

Leave that place, maybe when you don't have data again, your sense will open more.

let me give the last Bleep and advice...

on your last thread, you said same thing, if that town is not productive, come down to Lagos and start selling Puff, you package it well since you can bake...
or better still Start making Akara and bread,go to a bus stop close to you.

check Stella Dirmokokus Blog, there is vacancy for a driver, sales rep and cook...
You dont need to start big, start small.

Leave that place, maybe when you don't have data again, your sense will open more.

please always walk away from my threads, why are you are insulting me, I didnt open thread because of you, same you insulted me in my last thread, I believe God can use someone to offer me a job on this forum and that's why I open this thread, please stop insulting me and go away. Thank you , May God Bless you

fatymore:
let me give the last Bleep and advice...

on your last thread, you said same thing, if that town is not productive, come down to Lagos and start selling Puff, you package it well since you can bake...
or better still Start making Akara and bread,go to a bus stop close to you.

You dont need to start big, start small.

Leave that place, maybe when you don't have data again, your sense will open more.

what do you mean by last Bleep? you were extremely rude on my last thread if I remember well, please pay attention to your bed sheet business and leave me alone, am I just going to jump on trailer and come to lagos and be sleeping inside the gutter? this is not a thread for kids who are looking for where to give a Bleep as you mentioned! Please do not reply . have a nice day.