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akintom:
Very simple!

According to the book of christards 1 vs 1-5

1. In the beginning Jewish doG.

2. The Jewish doG created everything within 6 days and rested its asss.

3. Then the Jewish doG made Adam and Eve. They had two sons. The first son killed the second son.

4. And because there was no other babe around, the first son killed Adam. Pounced on the mother and made her his sex slave.

5. Since then, christards have multiply.

you only ended up making fool of your self....but it's understood shaaa....you agree with the the fact that God created all things but the devil in you would not allow you express your believe...but if you fell that's not the case tell me who made all things and stop been an African dog pls ...

frank317:
Lol, the way u pounced out, I actually thought u have something to say.

No one knows how humans got here, no one knows how the world started.
If u say it's was Gods making, it still does not answer anything... Because it implies there was already a world where God lived before he stated designing earth and creating humans.
Stop asking dumb questions pls

and iam surprise, you who had something to say could not answer one of my qualifications..I know your type embrace atheism for freedom of sex and having fun with no fear of consequence...you dispute the fact that a supernatural been started all things yet you won't tell us what did neighter... but how funny it is that you believe the theory of evolution without proof...

Seun:
Our parents had sex and our mothers gave birth to us. This is a fact, not a theory. What does this have to do with Jesus, though?

are you kidding me?!!....so who had sex to produce the first human..that according to your explanation that life started with sex..so what had sex produce the universe... oh...did I just reply this ignorant dude!!!...?

Igbo men before and after successfully delivering goods from there anus in Singapore...

hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child and Joseph Obliged

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believe this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believe a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur and died 2000 years ago is their personal lord and saviour

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the Jews (who saw him die) didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

pls Mr atheist, can you pls tell me how we got here?..pls don't refer me to any scientific write up as me and you know they remain and will always be a theory but never be establish as a fact.
..while making effort to explain, have the theory of course and effect at the back of your mind so,I won't have to ask you about the beginning of all things

and sir don't forget to explain how it was possible for whatever unintelligent process to have made animals,male and female with respective organs for reproductive purpose...
I repeat don't refer me to any link,bring the answers here your self...and let's discuss here thanks

they are good to go......

belente:
weather he is out by 2035 or some other time, Nigeria can never be the same. It also has a date with history.

empty chest beaters....what will happen to nigeria?. do you think a rotten pig like KANU can hold this country to Ransom?

Bayonle10:
na rubbish.
dem be mumu.
that muhammad na big scammer ,person wey tell you say earth flat,say he travel with horse wey get wing and the only witness na the horse,he tell you say dog go dey chase away angels -who angels don epp ?? ,he tell you say rock and tree fit talk,he still tell you say if fly land for your food, try catch the fly and dip am inside that food.
your brain no work say this kind thing fit cause accident for naija road.
who wan employ you with this parachute


why e be say God no get other purnishment,fire this fire that .
hell fire sweet na there i dey go,i wan go meet jackson,i wan go meet celebs wey don die,na vip the place go be.

no hell fire exist

just one like...which means you just wasted your time..

Emycord:
bro we are not interested anymore

who go dash Una sef?...d man dey talk him own...

I thought south Sudan has oil?....so our oil...our oil...can lead to this..!!

MrSocrate:
non'sense. these guys are desperate to ensure that pdp is crippled economically so that by 2019, the party will be too brutalised to wresttle power with apc

whenever I see your type,I thank God we have just few of you yet to receive sense..

omokab:
Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar!! Allahu Akbar!!!
Ashiadu anla illa illalahu
Ashiadu ana muhamadan rosulillahi
God is great
We muslim believe that there is only one God
And muhammed(pbh) is a true prophet of God.
Any reasonable human being must believe that there no other religion that will be accepted by almighty God than islam.

which Mohammed are you talking about...cause the one the Quran spoke about was a repist...and....hehehe...God don't like killing but Google and you be surprise all the hullabaloo everywhere on earth is directly or indirectly cause by Muslim...

hopefulLandlord:
A Christian shouldn't suffer if Jesus words were true as reported in the Bible because Jesus said you would get anything you ask in his name; Jesus also repeated this many times over and over to show that he means it

below are such verses

And Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. “And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.” (Matthew 21:21-22)

Jesus also reiterated it again

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20)

and again

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, ‘Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,’ and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25)

and again

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14)

and again

(Matthew 17:20 For truly, I say to you, if you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move; and nothing will be impossible to you.) then whatever you ask for in prayer will be granted, there are obviously only a few options available.

looking at the above verses and trying to square it with Christian suffering, one comes to 5 possible conclusions

1) the Bible is wrong, Jesus never said these things

2) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus was wrong

3) the Bible is right, Jesus said these things but Jesus lied

4) no suffering Christian that prayed for alleviation of his/her suffering had any faith

5) the Bible is just a collection of myths & fables & Yahweh, Satan, Jesus, Holy Spirit doesn't exist

take your pick


luckily for intelligent people in Nigeria and their descendants, the age of information and enlightenment is upon us, and the religious agenda is in its last days. People are now subjecting religious texts to scrutiny and exposing it for the folklores they are; within the next 100 years, human kind will be mostly free of the shackles that religion imposes on it, and we will be able to make tremendous strides towards stabilizing our existence on this Earth.

The more christianity dies the more they lie and the more , insane, idiotic and louder they seem to get.

never knew this type of creatures still exist...

I am not understanding....... do osinbajo contacts his boss be4 taking decisions or...?

OK...

the names confuse me as this picture...

Mr man! hope you do not expect anybody to read this your novel?..

searching for any other media apart from nairaland that carried this poo as news...

how buhari be watching you from London.... come you wan Cary my enkwanamy policies play abi

Nukualofa:
Umu igbo always protecting themselves anywhere.


I recall how we did it against those hausa in Kaduna 2001 riots in Enugu road that they have to know that ife eji abu nwafor aburu ife njakiri

they said Nigerians are constituting nuisance in South Africa, so you are now indirectly admitting its the Igbo's abi?..

hahn:
Prayer is a waste of time in the first place
The real enemy is Jehovah because it created the devil to taunt us
Shiorr

chaiiii.....so this type of people still exist!!!

calaway:
AS DAVID TO GOILIATH... YOU MUST DESPISE AND REJECT EVIL IN WHATEVER SHAPE OR FORM IT MANIFEST BE IT A SITUATION OR PERSON
.. DIE BY FIRE!!!!!!

and how many have your prayer killed?...

brostheo:
Who's God and where the Bleep is he

I never believe such people still exist... lol

Dymo:

If dem fit release the content, why dem no fit release the audio itself?...

If the president is incapacitated... let him resign simple.

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even if they take you to see buhari one on one in London, you will still say its Photoshop...so why not keep your mouth shot and let things be while you go about your hatred business...?

TPAND:
Nigerians don type one letter and to make it look genuine the type White House press release on it.

Hahahahahahah.... Trump doesn't speak with non-entities. Read his books before he assumed power, you will know

ipob......be crying like....

iam beginning to appreciate the number of industries and modern facilities that are springing up in the country.. yesterday it was anambra and today this...what about the rice mills in good numbers.!.just as Nigerians appreciate and patronize local music that has made our music industry rich,.so would it be if we extend that feet to other sectors.I don't play politics,b4 any one will call me a zombie

him go see....

chuberg:
11million will take you to roof carcass 3million for all roof work for (long span roofing sheet) then plastering,electrical wiring and fittings,plumbing and sanitary wears fitings,tiling,doors,Windows,wardrobes and kitchen cabinet etc keep 20million.... total 35million plus minus.... mail me for your building design bueze24@gmail.com

35million!!!...?

KidsNEXTdoor:
Buhari's destiny is to reck Nigeria
By the time the dullard is through
Believe me, a dollar will be 1000k

The zombies will tell u it's because of 16 yrs bad rule , it's because of bad military rule, blah blah blah

The truth is it's because of ill thought archaic economic policies dished out on Nigeria by Buhari ...

Worst is Buhari doesn't care
He is enjoying poor masses tax payers money in London

NB I have noticed the absence of characters like sarrki passingshot omenkalives ngeneukwuenu et all on threads such as these
Defending the indefensible is quite an audacious assignment I guess

..honestly the number of uncivilized creatures on NL is amazing...!

I was busy changing something..... take a look....

and me dey here dey pray make my bet9ja slip of 11k no cut...