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BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Ewizard(m): 7:21pm On Mar 06, 2018
fiverr gig video pending moderation for more than 3 days now.. kilode??
wats d people way out people?? cant publish my gig
EducationRe: 108 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria by Ewizard(m): 9:03am On Oct 20, 2017
Rep Govt College Umuahia 1927..
Inun lucient! may we shine as 1
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Let's Partner To Make Money On Fiverr (professional Logo Designers Only) by Ewizard(m): 7:35am On Oct 16, 2017
africanman85:
I am very good in video editing, promo videos and explainer videos. If my services is not needed now, can you tell me how I can get customers fast on Fiverr ?
check your mailbox..
you dont wanna waste dat skill
EventsRe: 10 Mind-blowing Things That Happened This Week On The Int'l Scene (10/14/17) by Ewizard(m): 11:35am On Oct 15, 2017
wat a recap..
nice 1
Christianity EtcRe: Must Read:biblical Account Of The Afflictions Of King Buhari by Ewizard(op): 8:25am On Aug 20, 2017
whitebeard:
grin ipob
grin grin dont tell me u read all dat jus now..
diz aint one of doz ipob shii..
jus find it funny and decides to share.
watchu fink??
Christianity EtcMust Read:biblical Account Of The Afflictions Of King Buhari by Ewizard(op): 8:20am On Aug 20, 2017
*THE ACCOUNT OF THE AFFLICTIONS OF THE KING AND CHARLES THE SON OF OPUTA as it is written in the book of Naija: Chapter 1 verses 1 to 19*

1. And it came to pass that on the 7th day of the 8th month of the second year that king Buhari ascended to the throne of the kingdom that trouble broke out in the land for the king suffereth affliction.

2. And he departed to seek medication in a foreign country for his affliction was grave that the host of physicians in the land Faileth to cure.

3. And he proclaimed to the people saying, "I present unto thee this day Yemi, the son of Osinbanjo, my deputy who shall sit upon this throne and rule in my stead till I be made whole of my affliction. All these that the book of the law might be fulfilled.

4. But after he hath tarried to come for ninety days and ninety nights that the people murmureth against the king.

5. And they saith one man to the other; howbeit the king took pleasure in a foreign land when his kingdom lieth dissolate?

6. For the king bringeth much tribulation upon us and yet taketh refuge in a foreign land where he took counsel and make merry with foreign noble men.

7. But many said, surely, the king hath given up the ghost to join his fathers, for no physician can make him whole of his affliction

8. And Charles, by the name Charlie Boy, who was also called Area Father, the son of Oputa, a noble man who judgeth over the people and dealeth deligently according to his duty before he rest with his fathers, when he was old and full of age, took counsel among the people

9. For Charles is popular among the people for he ministereth in psalms with timberel, string instrument and organs and lived northward of the city of the great king. He rideth great horses of iron.

10. And he declared according to this words unto the people. "Brethren, I beseech thee this day, arise and gird thy loins for we shall march even unto the fountain of unity in the city of the great king.

11. And we shall march across the streets of the city even to the court of the great king and proclaim these words saying, *"return O ye king to thy kingdom to rule over thy people or ye shall be no king over us"*

12. And he named the congregation of men that followeth him *"Our Mumu Don Do"* which is translated to mean "enough of our folly"

13. For seven days and seven nights they marched upon the streets of the city and declared according to the words of Charlie Boy. But the watch men of the city contendeth with them and Charles fell upon his face.

14. And a certain adviser to the king by the name Garba the son of Shehu who dwelleth in the court of the king declareth these words saying:

15. *Verily verily I say unto thee, the king is made whole of his affliction and shall return to rule over the kingdom soon. Moreso, he dealeth diligently according to the books of the law before his sojourn to the foreign country*. In like manner declareth Lai the son of Mohammed.

16. And it came to pass that when Charles the son of Oputa and his men marched unto the market of Wuse to declare their message that the brethren of the king who buy and sell therein were wroth with anger

17. And they saith one man to the other, let us take hold of Charles that we might put him to death, even the son of Oputa, for he bringeth reproach upon the king.

18. And when they came to take hold of him by the garment so they may behead him, that he ran and escaped from amongst them. Not a few stones were cast upon him that day.

19. At the twilight of the next day, Charles who is also called Area Father, rose and declared to his congregation, be still for we shall put a hold on this march until the Spirit leadeth.

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Technology MarketRe: Mini Laptop Needed by Ewizard(m): 9:09pm On Jan 08, 2017
your location?
EventsRe: Happy New Year by Ewizard(m): 12:04am On Jan 01, 2017
its 2017 already! cheesy
Technology MarketRe: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Ewizard(m): 10:46am On Dec 03, 2016
Neat infinix hot x507
black
1gb ram
12gb ROM
android 5.1

for sale or swap...

holla!
RomanceRe: Tips On How You Can Balance Career And Relationship by Ewizard(m): 11:21am On Nov 27, 2016
Nice one..
RomanceRe: Steps how to get nice physique "Without Equipments"(with Photos) by Ewizard(m): 9:18pm On Oct 09, 2016
No.2 my favourite... Wider chest! smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Awka's Alter Decoration For 56th Independence Celebration (Photo) by Ewizard(m): 10:34pm On Oct 02, 2016
freezyprinzy:
cool but I jux don't care
Ur opinion doesnt count bro
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Awka's Alter Decoration For 56th Independence Celebration (Photo) by Ewizard(m): 10:33pm On Oct 02, 2016
From Glory to Glory..
PhonesRe: King Of Data, Glo Increases Their Monthly Data Cap by Ewizard(m): 8:49am On Sep 29, 2016
Never mind! Even if na 10gb for #500 me no buy..

MTN 2g still beta dan glo 4g. angry
PoliticsRe: See Pic Of Nigerian Police Van Ikeja Division,Lagos After 55yrs Of Independence by Ewizard(m): 8:37am On Sep 29, 2016
Hookay
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finally, I Got A Better Job Through Nairaland by Ewizard(m): 8:46am On Sep 22, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Lol. That guy is funny. He just might have been rude to a potential helper.
very unfortunate for him!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finally, I Got A Better Job Through Nairaland by Ewizard(m): 8:14am On Sep 22, 2016
ayusco85:
Why do u ask? U wan give me job?
Sorry!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Finally, I Got A Better Job Through Nairaland by Ewizard(m): 8:02am On Sep 22, 2016
ayusco85:
Congrats. I tap into this Ur testimony. That bank job will come to me in Jesus name
Whats ur qualification??
PoliticsRe: Zahra Buhari Got More Than What She Asked For (tweet) by Ewizard(m): 11:13pm On Sep 12, 2016
grin grin grin grin

RomanceRe: Guys, Beware Of These 5 Types Of Ladies And Never Sleep With Them - Jtownconnect by Ewizard(m): 11:04pm On Sep 12, 2016
Issorite!
PoliticsRe: FLASHBACK: ...the First Female In Kuje Prison by Ewizard(m): 9:32am On Sep 12, 2016
Mtchew!!

Lamentations of a... of a...

Kai! Dont wanna call names diz beautiful morning! angry
Christianity EtcRe: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by Ewizard(op): 8:32pm On Sep 11, 2016
rosalieene:
awwww..... I would be glad if you did
Sure!

I'll get to u...
Christianity EtcRe: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by Ewizard(op): 6:15pm On Sep 11, 2016
rosalieene:
lol the person still dey learn work
No be small!

Amateur!

I do graphics too smiley... I could paint u a portrait u know wink
Christianity EtcRe: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by Ewizard(op): 6:05pm On Sep 11, 2016
rosalieene:
shocked
kiss

Who did dat photoshop?? angry

We need ya legs back undecided
Christianity EtcRe: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by Ewizard(op): 5:57pm On Sep 11, 2016
rosalieene:
hehehehe
My book of bible stories.
Finally sha, Jehova witness try. They are the original publishers of the book
Oh yea!

Wait! *viewing dp*

Shiii..

Teebillz! Where are thou?? grin
Christianity EtcRe: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by Ewizard(op): 5:55pm On Sep 11, 2016
ardeypearlz:
What about it? undecided
Really? Nat here!

U know, u look like a girl dat doesnt reply pm's, me too undecided

Buh am offering you d opportunity to try somfin new smiley

You wont regret it, i promise wink
Christianity EtcRe: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by Ewizard(op): 5:35pm On Sep 11, 2016
ardeypearlz:
I am very fine, thank you. How u doing too?
Am good. Thanks!

Wanna talk abt ya nose wink

Buh nat here.. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by Ewizard(op): 5:31pm On Sep 11, 2016
salients:
a


Point of correction, it it Watchtower's publication and strictly limited to Jehovah's Witness alone.
You could be brought up in a christian home without having it.
Afterall, the most important is having the bible while any other christian publication/literature is a matter of choice.
Youre too intelligent to diffuse simple humor/joke grin
Christianity EtcRe: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by Ewizard(op): 5:26pm On Sep 11, 2016
kombats:
Thank You for bringing back old memories. BTW whey did u find the book?
Old dusty cupboard grin

Besides, am somfin like a store-man wink

No trash cans! Rather i archived oldies
Christianity EtcRe: If You Grew Up In A Christian Home And Never Had This Book... We No Be Mate! by Ewizard(op): 5:21pm On Sep 11, 2016
ardeypearlz:
Unserious fellow cheesy
Lol.. grin

My selling point tongue


How u doin?

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