₦airaland Forum

Henrypraise: Only Uduaghan dat is frustrating everybodies effort, worst governor eva, maybe he commissioned dat swimming pool to encourage Ijaws to partake in sport

moshmod101: F
Don't u know d drog was bought only to play Arsenal Lol

moshmod101: Arsene Wenger spotted at Chelsea training ground trying to confirm if truly Drogba has returned to Chelsea.

Valentinooo: Hehehe... It's like we'll set up a committee to look into this issue.. 6000 to entertain guests, I no see any guest wey dem entertain o

yorex2011: Uniben students.. Una too talk

gidjah: BUT THATS AN ODUDUWA'S name n!,which is rooted in d yoruba dynasty!abeg he na yoruba!

Kceee: Welcom bro...dnt worry,we uniben peeps are much in this trend,u wil meet d likes of prixxy,enimony,rduite,ewosk,rationalmind,eddyrimz,cleoqueen,drphila etc

AnosikeChibueze: Thanks alot bro and GOD bless you

Kceee: Welcom bro...dnt worry,we uniben peeps are much in this trend,u wil meet d likes of prixxy,enimony,rduite,ewosk,rationalmind,eddyrimz,cleoqueen,drphila etc

Evestar200: Divine Ejovwokoghene Oduduru

Evestar200: #wink#Urhobo saving Nigeria ass since 1960

mascot87: I wish the FG could order the following : AIM-7 Sparrow, AIM-9 Sidewinder, AIM-120 AMRAAM, AGM-65 Maverick, AGM-88 HARM, AGM-158 JASSM, AGM-114 Hellfire, FGM-148 Javelin, BGM-71 TOW, BGM-109 Tomahawk, RGM-84 Harpoon, RIM-7 Sea Sparrow, RIM-66 Standard, FIM-92 Stinger, RIM-116 Rolling Airframe Missile, RIM-161 Standard Missile 3, RIM-174 Standard ERAM & UGM-133 Trident II. With all this weapons,we would not only be d heartbeat of Africa weaponry, we will also be the African United state of America. Boko wetin? Them no born them well

Syenite: How can you be talking like this? Was Nigeria nt in control until Nigeria's Midfield strong room, Onazi, was pulled down?

Besides, u cannot compare the calibre of players the French paraded to that of Nigeria. U know na.
That's y as said we got as far as the quality we had in the team. That team was nt a quarter final material.

Sowl: that awkward moment when a lady complements a fellow diva 9cely ....am like here we go again.....like srzly :/

ajasa4link: Those ones? Wetin dem know than to smoke cannabis sativa. We dey talk of confirm dibia here

ajasa4link: Those ones? Wetin dem know than to smoke cannabis sativa. We dey talk of confirm dibia here

LMAyedun: IN ATTENDANCE:

Alh. Aminu Maigari (President); Chief Mike Umeh (Vice President); Chief Emeka Inyama (Member); Mrs Dilichukwu Onyedinma (Member); Alh. Ahmad Muazu Kawu (Member); Chief Effiong Johnson (Member); Barr. Christopher Green (Member); Hon. Shehu Adamu (Member); Alh. Muazu Suleyman (Member); Mr. Ayodeji Tinubu (Member); Alh. Yusuf Ahmed ‘Fresh’ (Member); Chief Felix Anyansi-Agwu (Member); Hon. Suleiman Yahaya-Kwande (Member). Secretary, Musa Amadu, also in attendance.
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oasislomo: or You dont belive.

ALAYORMII: Abeg guy no vex

I no too hear English na Chinese I go take interpret am

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ALAYORMII: Saw this somewhere and decided to share it here

If you dont laff then ur problem is first grade



Imagine if ATMs in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba,owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa.

Tobbie9: 11. A British experiment that'll soon collapse

amakufrancis: 9ja z d most corrupt country n africa

Hissexcellencie: Brotherly, dat August alawee sef me don spend am b4 e reach my hand sef.