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scoory:
Not married but I have had better sex with prostitutes than any girlfriend I ever had. I have fvcked emotional prostitutes but I am not an emotional person myself. I don't really care.

Fvcking your gf/wife is like cooking at home.
Fvcking prostitutes is like fast food. You don't have to go through the stress of going to market, cooking and cleaning up after. You also have different varieties to choose from including foods you cannot prepare by yourself.

One of the major reason I want to explore outside too, but my heart can't handle cheating.

Blitzking:
Never go down on a gal u don't know her history...just lost a young chap whose parents spent millions to study in one of the best private schools in nigeria...

While I agree with your first sentence, you can't know for sure if it was oral that caused the young chap death, or if it was even oral from a stranger. May his soul rip though.

padi94:
Okay Mr sharp guy, wetin another. Man dey put privck steady, you rush go put mouth without thinking... Low-key you be gabriel

Omo, so many weak guys this days. Sucking a woman is gay too? Ah wahala for who follow all this stupid doctrines online sef.

ivandragon:
Hmm...

In January 2014, FAAC shared N630b which was equivalent to $2b...

In February 2025, FAAC shared N1.8trn which is equivalent to $120m...

Make of that what you will...

While I get your point, your calculation is off by a zero. N1.8trn is $1.2bn in Feb 2025

WriteerNg:
Oga... More arming means Russia taking up more territories to create a buffer zone or sanitary zone.

No amount of arms in the world can remove Russian troops from Ukraine. History have taught us that much.

I literally said peace deal, and yes Russian is definitely keeping most of the territories it's holding onto in any peace deal, so that's not my argument.

If Ukraine is not armed, Russia will attack again to take more land. The sure way to counter that is to make Ukraine be ready by arming them more, and European countries will provide troops to keep the peace deal agreements at the borders too.

Nazgul:
In the end Ukraine are the real loosers.

The US and NATO just used their country as a testing ground for their weapons.

At the end the US would make peace with Russia and allow them have the territory they conquered in Ukraine.

Ukraine would be left with nothing.

Reminds me of WW2 when chamberlain and co annexed a part of czechoslovakia to Hitler without Czech representatives in the meeting. Imagine people sharing your county without your consent then force you to accept it in order for peace to reign.

And did that made Hitler stop? No, he continued grabbing more lands. Likewise how any stupid peace deal that doesn't involving arming Ukraine more will lead to putin grabbing more land in the future.

MikeofKd:
In all Honesty,I'm not depressed or sad. I'm just tired of living around humans , like I'm tired of everything, nothing , I literally mean nothing excites me anymore these days.

Money doesn't , women doesn't , playing video games doesn't , playing sports doesn't , talking with family doesn't etc

I've realized has humans we just keep wanting more , it never really ends , we feel if we achieve something it's going to make us happy and then we achieve only to start wanting something else almost immediately lol.

I can very much remember when I wanted to graduate from school badly, I would dream and think about it and smile , few weeks after I graduated the feelings of being a graduate went south and I started wanting something else. Immediately I got that something else too , the feelings went south again.

worse case scenarios is that after the feelings go south it comes with that empty feeling, like you haven't even done something worth while.

I wish I could get a break from reality. Possibly live in a forest far away from humans for like a year with no internet , no human contact , grow my own food , good books , enough old Scotch or whiskey and extreme peace of mind.

For guys that feel the same way , what is that wish you feel may give you a good break from reality ?

Take a break from social media, do more physical interaction with people if you can. But taking a break from socials really helped me in putting my mind on hobbies, and other things I have passion for without feeling pressure of achievement, or chasing success as an end goal.

budaatum:
Not that I agree the countries you listed are homogenous, Hong Kong definitely isn't, nor is Singapore, but have you not noticed how they are not in Europe where most immigrate to?

Now imagine they are not homogeneous and had immigrants, and some stupids want to homogenise them. Does gas chambers and Auschwitz come to your mind or are you one of those denialists?

He's mist likely a denialist, history do repeat itself, and these are the same rhetorics used by the nazi. He's not even a German, neither can he vote or even sway a single German vote, I care less about his opinion.

Pls can anyway help me on the reason why the Democrats have been really quiet about what Trump is doing, not the house leaders or senate leaders or even big party wigs are saying anything. Are they still reeling from the election defeat? It's really shocking to me oo. Anyone with any link or reason why it's so can help me out. Thanks.

humberjade:
The Donald Trump led US doesn't know that what makes them feared and seem great are their allies globally. Once countries that matters the most (EU and Japan in particular) learns to be independent of the US, the USD will fall miserably, then their economy, followed by their influence.

The damage Trump will do to their allies might be difficult to rebuild post-Trump. That's if he leaves after 4 years. Considering that he likes dictators and sit tight leaders, sing praises of them, and the fact he told Christians during his campaign that they won't need to vote again after 2024, and even joked about staying beyond 2028.

I hope he stays president beyond 2028.

lebete3000:
You mean 60k monthly subscription or for the whole router?

60k sub

lebete3000:
Hmm, really? Is it specific for any particular data cap? I also found out on Fisayo's YouTube video that it doesn't have an inbuilt battery, so one needs a regular source of power supply, unlike their Hynet flex router.

Omoh, they've changed all the data plans ooo. The one with daily gb is now 60k ooo. It has a ups, something like a powerbank that comes with it, it can power the router for at least 4 hrs, so mote like a battery.

lebete3000:
Ewee, so this my friend dey wine me ba? Issokay.

It's true, as at last year when I was still using heavy data. I get my 5gb daily, and I didn't have to call customer care.

Ojuntana:
Well, you know yourself better

Gbenu soun, pely oju oshi to n tana ya to n gbe Kiri yen.

HenryWilliams:
It's just a matter of time..
Ilorin and the whole of Kwara will soon be absorbed back into the West..same with Okunland.
The filth will soon be washed away in Yoruba Nation

Keep living in denial, this will never happen unless you're ready to kill ilorin indigenes, and replace them with yoruba from other towns.

DarkLover:
This particular one would never end.

The Fulanis controlling Ilorin have craftily devised and used religion as a means to control the people there. Ilorin indigenes see the emir as their lord and saviour. They pride themselves the purest and most potents of the islamic clerics, with the emir at fore front that. Even the majority Yorubas in Ilorin would rather die than allow a Yoruba Oba to rule over them. That's the lowest of what religion brainwashing can cause.

This is so apt, only the Christians here stillthinks maybe one day they would have an Oba. But they are in the minority. Ilorin is gone, done and dusted.

Ojuntana:
It should be basorun not sarkin
Ilorin is Yorubaland
This aberration needs to stop

Come and stop it nah. Mumu say aberration.

Samuelojonla123:
See this mumu wey no know anything about inner life, come ijebu ode if he sure for you na.

😂 😂 😂 stupid nigga, gbenga was there in 2022, nobody showed him anything, he was even begging them to come take free 1 million naira. Nobody gree take free money ooo. So nothing you wan talk wey I never hear before.

I already know your kind, all this come to my village this and that. Why do I have to be there sef of it works, why can't you command it from that place to work anywhere? It's because it doesn't work at all.

Samuelojonla123:
Come down to Ogun State and see if Juju exists or not then you can share your experience

Shut up, when gbenga adewoyin was going around the south West in 2022 looking for proof of juju, no body came out to proof anything. He even had a reward of 2 million for anybody with proof. In 2022 when 2 million was still more than $2k. So next time, mechonu.

Drella:
If it takes her 1 year to feel like it, I should wait too? Very unrealistic if you ask me. Even just for a month, no man deserves to be constantly denied sex for no reason.

What the fückk are you saying? If I don’t feel entitled to my wife’s body, is it your body I should feel entitled to?

No, you're not entitled to anyone's body apart from yours. I'll say if your spouse denies you sex, it's a perfect ground for divorce if you're abroad, if you're in Nigeria then you can get it elsewhere without any repercussions. Me personally, if you deny me sex for two months without any valid excuse, I'll go and get it elsewhere.

Carndidlaydid:
That UGo is a big time rapist apologist


How can you compare that with forcefully having sex with someone's daughter

Men are so evil and unreasonable

*Some men•

givedemwotowoto:
Japan and South Korea are doing really well. Their US partnerships are not causing underdevelopment. Maybe the US is not the problem here

I'm talking about the fact that you don't have to be a Japan or South Korea to have at least a developing economy while still not being a puppet like Japan or SK

OriOko88:

Trump is resetting this world from the hands of the woke leftists.

I also want him to press on with his depopulation of Gaza from Palestinians. They shud move to their lands in Jordan and Syria. No biblical account of any country called Palestine.
Those Arabs, during the Ottoman empire,captured Israel and Middle East and turned them to Muslims and also renamed many israeli cities like Galilee,Judea and samaria.

Today's west bank is former areas of biblical Judea and Samaria. It was because of this Arab capture that caused the crusades,the attempted recapture of d holy land of Israel from the Ottoman empire,and thank God for the crusaders,they were able to liberate Jerusalem and some parts of Israel like tel Aviv,if not the whole of Israel would have been occupied by the Arab jihads today. So those Gaza occupants must LEAVE!!!

Nothing like crusaders mumu, the British empire took the reigns after ottoman empire fell. Read, and stop commenting about what you know nothing/little about. Jew asslicker

givedemwotowoto:
People in Africa think that if the US leaves them alone, they’ll realize their full potential and develop on their own. No, you become vulnerable for countries in the Middle East and other parts of the world to invade and forcefully exploit your resources.

The world has never been peaceful, it has always been war and invasion, the US dominance brought some order. All you had to do for your sovereignty was practice democracy, obey some rules, and don’t loot resources that could’ve developed your country while blaming it on them

So in other words, be a USA puppet or bootlicker. Vietnam, India, Brazil are none of those including Turkey too, and they're doing fine whilst having a normal relationship with the US.

Akfrenzy:
Hunger
Frustration
Envy
Hatred
Bad belle
Never do well
E-rat
Brown roof king 👑



It's like peak milk

"It's in you 😆"


Well my boy, ride on to condone nonsense but I believe one day Naija go happen to you and you'll seek for help but won't see 🙈


It's only time that matters but engrave these words in ur yeye heart

Don't waste your energy on this mofos, some of them are not even in the country, so they can't really feel it. The ones here lament offline in their circles and meeting.

femoric:
Whoever has the most counts this time. Even if 4 persons will sleep iny it, you're gonna base your judgement on whoever weighe the most

OK. Thank you

femoric:
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@rumenase

Will I add the weight of the users together, to determine the weight category to buy from, or the weight of one person is enough?

kaptainrankin:
What's your current body weight sir? That'd determine what I tell you next..

Will I add the body weight of the users together if it's for a couple?

pheranme9:
In some cases the network won't load some websites. Whatsapp alone and Instagram and tiktok and Co will be working

Is it any better now, or that haven't fixed it yet?

CandyOps:
Yesterday I dey kitchen till almost 10.30pm
Cooked okro soup and Ofe Akwu for today's rice. With well seasoned beef

As I woke up happily to go an warm it and it was looking a bit swollen with tiny little bubbles popping up.

Hmmm maybe na prank
I turned around to check. But na my house so I no expect to see hidden camera.

Na so this banga take spoil.
The idea was to include some more veggies and stock fish to the stew this morning b4 dishing it into the storage containers for freezing.

Hmmm! *sighs deeply*

At that moment i wished I was a babe so I would have no excuses than to start crying like a child.

I legit felt like crying at that instant because WTF?! And fridge dey o

I had to go borrow a bigger pistle & mortar from a neighbour to get this stew done faster that yesterday and now it's spoilt?

This can't be true.
I just bent over the pot to perceive the aroma but... Nothing. No odd smells. But it's def going bad

Madd! 😠

Its over 3 hours now since I warmed it up again. I want to know if there's any solution to make it taste any better as it kinda slaps a bit and not so fresh any more


. I feel like calling my babe to ask for a solution but remember say I no get babe .. now I'm double mad! 😡 💢

Called mumsy and she advised to add some balls of charcoal to it.

I think I understand how women feel when they have drastic mood swings and go from happy to erratic in seconds. That's me rn.

I went from having the mental composure of Master Shifu (see Kungfu Panda) to that of a 3yo baby.

So now... Sunday lunch will be replanned.
Any remedy to the soup? Any hope

I'm omw to the market to get some charred coal. I'll check suggestions so I'll buy anything I need at once

Add kaun/potash too, helps remove any foul taste.