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cutiesoglam: Hmmm! Ok o! Buh wher wil b urs b?

Here on nairaland of course(e-weddin)...

Sarimah: do u knw if I'm in sambisa forest?

Now i see no reason why DSS shulnt probe you cuz of this statement

100Cents: Hahaha.

Boys dey vex o.

If married men come carry these kind beautiful ladies, which fine girl we struggling guys go come marry ?

Infact I have seen such a young beautiful girl marrying as second wife at a tender age of 22. When I heard she was 2nd wife I vex seriously, the old man sef no rich pass me.

And this married men wont let these young ladies be...@MEN Abeg if you know you wan marry nd u no go fit stop cheatin on your spouse abeg no do am...to marry no by force oo

MrsBreezy: Hmm why not

Ehmm there's nothing much to tell..

Lol...I have not got any assuarance that you will heartily help me out. . .it isnt a bad a tin if you will tell me the lil story(ies) you have got bout ya self

NinoBrown888: have you lost your mind ?

Dude take it easy...he's about to narrate a story for us just find a place and seatdown...

I dont know how op arrived at this data (conclusion)

hifaif: Bro, come on. I wasn't begging now. I was just...

Lol...short of words

hifaif: You want to hear too, hypocrite.

It obvious she has brag alot about her voice...its now left for us to judge

Elantracey: hehehe , anyone that hears my voice for the first time always thinks am forming it but an not , even pidgin sounds like English in my voice .

How do i get to hear that voice you are braggin bout?

hifaif: OK, please, let me see your picture and hear your voice. Please!!!

He found his self in a situation were he had to beg her...notin man no go see for this world

Reserve my coment till OP is ban from postin topic

Adufetohposh: Sometimes we find ourselves in a situation that we can't explain... Threading on a part that could end awful, but our hearts seem adamant and tender towards whom we love

Finding a man who opened up his heart and let me in, brought me love and laughter even though it was so wrong *sigh* if he could just be mine alone ...

Sometimes I wish I don't love this man so I could go on with my life never av to feel the. Pain wen he goes home to his wife... *confused*

I should av kept my feelings hidden,jealousy haunts me and envy is there.....hmmmm seem dis whole thing seem to be a life time worth of joy and sadness...
Could dis be Love or Lust

Extortion...We men knew this long ago...Girls been the extort money from guys since 900bc

Na shoppin mall nd street weddin go plent pass

MrsBreezy: Awh of course... what can I do to help.

...For now i aint tellin you...just tell me something bout yourself breezy?

MrsBreezy: Awh bae. What's wrong?

Who broke your heart

A girl(name witheld) na.....girls have been breakin guys heart since 500bc...hey can u help me fix(my heart) it?

Sarimah: hehehehe says who?

U shul have ask for ma head instead of a ferari...thats how guys will go as far as stealin(robbe) to satisfy gals need

MrsBreezy: Haha maybe girls don't scare you looking at them. But you should be afraid. They can disintegrate you emotionally and mentally and you wouldn't even know.

What are you trying to fix love

I have been livin with a broken(half) heart...dont know how i suvive this long...i need to fix it now...

All coment reserve to my self alone...OP want to cause misundetstandin between spouses now

Sarimah:

Lol...U werent serious even at the beginin...

MrsBreezy: Hahah why wouldn't you be frightened of a lady...

Nothings up. Hehe and you?

U dont xpect guys to be frighten by girls.. not even the feared (brutal) female soldier can scare me(just sayin)...girls had not got dat stunt face to frighten guys...sure am ok buh strugglin to fix sumtin...

Sarimah: flowers keh? Jst convert d flowers to a pink ferari..dah wil be all 4 nw

...And will you call that love??

Sarimah: lol..not all na..some love it
Dats y its gud to knw wat ur woman likes nd dislikes

You mean ure redy to acept flowers from me #wink# mean u like flowers rite?..lol

Sarimah: Naija guys do no10? U go wait tire

The last time i checked it was our naija girls that have been rejectin flowers from guys

purplesummer: Coming from someone who has quit joking around (Exjoker), I find this more believable

Lol...i have stop been a joker since 100bc

MisterLongman: @Op the most important thing is money........ If you don't have money, how will you have time to sex-chat when you can't afford to buy a smartphone....... Or carry out the remaining tips when you are residing under eko bridge........ It is only when a man is poor that he is considered unromantic

Are you referin to our naija girls??

1. We like being “the boyfriend.”
Girls often think that guys are players-
at-heart who love the single life and
only settle down because society tells
them that they have to, but nothing
could be further from the truth. Sure
there are some guys who get a serious
case of the GIGS (Grass Is Greener
Syndrome) every time they make a
commitment to a girl but these guys are
the exception not the rule. We other
guys have a word to describe our flakey
won’t settle down counterparts –
immature. For the most part guys love
being in love just as much as girls do.
2. We don’t like when you pull away from
us.
Guys are competitive beasts so you’d
think that the hard to get game would
make us give chase, and in the
beginning stages of a relationship it
does, but once we’ve settled in and
made a commitment to you we want the
chase to stop. If you keep it up, if you
keep pushing us away with your right
hand while pulling us closer with your
left, you’ll quickly find that we start
pulling away altogether. Once we open
our hearts the game totally changes for
us. We don’t want to chase you forever
so when you pull away from us, we pull
away from you in what amounts to a
psychological tug-o-war. The more you
pull away the more we respond in kind.
Keep it up and everyone just gets tired
and calls it quits. So once you’ve
landed your guy don’t keep playing hard
to get, instead let him know that you’re
happy you were caught.
3. We want our friends to like you… but
not love you.
In guy world the approval of our friends
is very important so it makes sense that
we want our friends to like you. But
what we don’t want is for them to covet
you. When we hook up with a very hot
girl and our buddies ogle her it is a real
turn off. This is why so many really
pretty girls find themselves single. We
just can’t handle the thought of losing
you to one of our friends because if that
happens we lose our girl, one of our
boys and a big chunk of our egos. So if
our friends like you and think you're
cool that’s great but if they wish they
could have you that’s bad.
Unfortunately this is totally out of your
control. Rest assured that as guys get
older we get more secure and this one
matters less but in the meantime know
this - if you’ve ever been dumped by a
guy who you thought really liked you
shortly after meeting his friends take
comfort in the fact that you were
probably just too hot for him to handle.
4. We want you to like, but not love, our
friends.
This one goes along with the other one
for obvious reasons but there is a little
more to it. Obviously we don’t want you
ditching us to be with one of our
buddies but we also don’t want you to
work overtime trying to win our friends
over. Sometimes no matter how great
you are our friends will only act luke-
warm toward you. This is most likely
not your fault and usually has nothing
to do with you and everything to do with
them but as long as our friends and you
can hang out without incident the
boyfriend in us is happy. We don’t want
you to go out of your way to get our
friends to like you because we want
your energy focused on us and only us.
We don’t want you to care what other
guys think about you. We want your
efforts and attentions to rest firmly on
us. Is that immature? Probably. But hey,
we’re guys!
5. We worry that YOU will dump US.
If there is one thing I see over and over
in the girl magazines it’s question after
question about how to keep a guy
interested but that’s not really very
hard. When we like you, we like you and
that’s all there is to it. In reality we
probably spend more time worrying that
you’ll dump us than we would ever
spend thinking about dumping you. So
relax and stop fixating on how or when
our relationship will end. We're not
going anywhere.

ITbomb: And down goes the BBM that girls slept around for

BBM isnt valued anymore...gone are the days we were ment believe that bb/bbm is everytin in life

Coming up with romantic ideas can be a
challenge for some couples. After all, it's hard
to come up with new ideas year after year, and
it's easy to fall into a rut, especially after
you've been together for a while. For
newlyweds, however, making a habit of
incorporating romantic ideas into your
everyday life can help you set a standard for
life. Why do you need romantic ideas? You
need them, so that you continuously refresh
your relationship, prove you're not taking your
spouse for granted, and build on passion.
Frankly, romantic ideas keep things from
getting stale and boring. Here are 10 romantic
ideas:
1. Flirt with Your Sweetie
Being married doesn't mean you're dead, nor
does it mean that you have to stop being hot
for one another. While it can be difficult to flirt
with someone after you've watched him
urinate or seen her deliver a baby, you should
try to suspend reality for a bit and make like
you're still dating. Teach yourself how to flirt
again and have fun with one another. More »
2. Share Love Poems
Whether you write a love poem yourself or
read aloud one of the classics, you and your
spouse will be inspired by the beautiful
language used to express love and sexual
desire. If you're a bit shy, you could also send
the poem by way of letter or even text
message. The point of a love poem is to find
the exact right words to share your feelings
with your beloved and to put them together in
a creative way. On paper or out loud, a love
poem will always help you score points. More
»
3. Write a Love Letter
If poetry is not your thing, you can always
write a traditional love letter. You just put pen
to paper and start spilling your feelings onto
the page. Answer questions, such as, "How
does your spouse make you feel? What do you
think about when your spouse walks into a
room? What are his or her best qualities? Why
did you choose to marry this person?"
Sometimes, we think our spouses know what
we think of them. But, often, we never tell
them. Frankly, even if we have shared our true
feelings in the past, reminders on pretty
stationary are always welcome. More »
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4. Sing a Love Song
Singing a love song, performing one for each
other during karaoke night at the local pub, or
making like Lloyd Dobler (John Cusack) in Say
Anything with a boom box over your head
blasting a favorite song always is a hit,
especially with the ladies. Find your song or
write one of your own and share it with your
love. Be old-fashioned and throw pebbles at
the window to get his or her attention. And
then perform on the lawn for the world to see,
too. It's the "shout it from the rooftops"
moment that most people only dream about
happening to them.
5. Give the Gift of Lingerie
Surprising your spouse with something sexy
you'd like to see them in can be a big turn on.
For starters, it tells your spouse that you still
have sexual feelings for them. Essentially, they
can be certain they've still got it. And it can
also inspire him or her to make mad,
passionate love to you. Think silky boxers for
him and anything in lace or satin for her - and
you are all ready to go. More »
6. Get into Sexting
When looking for a night of wild sex with your
spouse, you should be sure to clue in him or
her. That doesn't mean just demanding sex or
even just telling him or her. Instead, you
should build up to the actual act. Step one
could be sexting your spouse or sending him
or her text messages all about the things you
hope to do later on when you're together.
From the romantic to the raunchy, you'll know
how to write the perfect sexts for you and your
spouse. The give and take will probably get
you all worked up for what is to come. More »
7. Kiss with Movie Passion
Pick a favorite romantic movie and try to re-
enact the kiss from it. From Spider-Man's
upside down kiss to the one in Casablanca ,
you have many options. Just choose one that
is possible for you to do and would be
meaningful to your spouse. If all else fails just
give a kiss like you never have before - replete
with dip, butt grab, whatever it takes to turn
you both on. Your goal is to send the
message that you are in love and you mean
business. More »
8. Massage Each Other
Physical intimacy is heightened when you're
relaxed and playfully touching one another.
Investing in some decent massage oils - with
a scent you both like - and rubbing each other
down is one form of pre-intimacy you'll both enjoy.
Be sure to get naked, light some candles, and
put on some relaxing, soothing music. Then,
massage each other from head to toe if you'd
like. More »
9. Bust Out of Your Sex Routine
Let's face it. Married couples tend to have a
routine when it comes to sex. Once you get
into a sex rut, it's hard to get out of it. Every
once in a while, you should change things up
a bit. Whether you dress up in sexy outfits to
role play, try new positions, or do it someplace
unusual, you have to constantly make sex
together new. More »
10. Set the Stage with Flowers
Flowers or even just rose petals can set the
right tone for a romantic evening. Whether you
have a dozen red roses delivered to your wife's
office or simply put a bouquet of wildflowers
at the center of the dinner table, you are
sending the message that you care. A single
red rose on date night or rose petals covering
your bed can be just as sweet. Flowers usually
reap rewards.

Sad...op make me lost a girl i have loved like mad just cuz i tried usin his advice

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