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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Whitemoney Receives N30m Cash Prize, Car, House (Photos, Video) by EXLOVER(m): 12:11pm On Oct 05, 2021
cheesy cheesy wink angry
Focusmind:
Your sense dey there. If you have money, stuff on any fast moving consumer goods and go and sleep. You reap your investments in few months. However, the erosion in the value of naira and inflation may still wipe off the gains.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Whitemoney Receives N30m Cash Prize, Car, House (Photos, Video) by EXLOVER(m): 11:35am On Oct 05, 2021
If i was Whitemoney, i will use that 30million Naira to buy cartons of sardine, by December, 1 tin of sardine will hit 1500, so by December i will make X3 my capital.


Chai i too get sense...
Romance › Re: Did I Commit Any Punishable Offense By Sleeping Wit Her? by EXLOVER(m):
[b] Bro i will have to congratulate you for what you did to her, she's those kind of girls that love flashy things but they don't have anything to offer a nigga, they detest broke azz niggas, she saw you as a bank immediately she saw your car.


I'm glad you destroy her kpekusa, and your friend too is a very real bad boy. I would have tagged you a fool if you hadn't fvcked the hell out of her after spending that 15k, she came at the right time and you delivered at the right time also.



My grand dad always say and i quote "Small girl wey nor dey hear word and dey do shakara anyhow for street, na big preek them take dey advice her", now she will have sense of reasoning.


Like i will always say, i sweat to make this money, you as a girl, you have to sweat too to collect this money. Man wey dey work must enjoy.

But that 15k you spend for the girl pain me sha, those campus girls wey dey hungry wey dey eat melon mix with draw soup for cafeteria or beans and bread, base on say she dor wey your pocket, she just dey eat like who dey jail before.

Next time, nor dey spend pass your budget, i can only spend like that for a classy girl that i can gain from, not a campus girl that is still survive from different rooms or guys



Cheers to you bro [/b]
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Hails Tems As 'Essence' Goes Platinum In USA by EXLOVER(m): 6:35pm On Oct 04, 2021
I hope Big Wiz Knack Tems with his BigTin
Crime › Re: Businessman, Obinna Echianu, Commits Suicide By Hanging Inside Kuje Prison by EXLOVER(m): 1:40pm On Oct 04, 2021
Nigéria prisons and cell are the worst place to be on earth, very dirty and stinking, no proper hygiene, prisoners are being treated like pigs, it's only the time of inspection, that they treat them well like goats.


That's why you see any criminal that has serve in a prison before, prefer to fight to death than going back to there.

The man must have imagine spending the rest of his life there, death is the only way out.


In Conclusion, Brothers and Sisters avoid anything that will take you to Nigéria cell or Prison. Just avoid please, stay away from crime and don't associate yourself with people that can implicate you even when you're innocent.
Family › Re: Frankco Pere: Amputee Comedian Seeks Help To Get Married (Pictures) by EXLOVER(m): 7:46pm On Oct 02, 2021
generalwo:
..... The day I confirm am say this life get K leg na wen my former boss dey pay me 60k per month and I work 6 days a week.... One day I was opportuned to see the company's payroll and I saw a name.... Susan..... 150k monthly...... Guess who is Susan, his side chick........ And she no dey do anything! She lives in a well furnished apartment in a choice area of Abuja and drives on a Lexus..... Me wen dey help the man make the money, na trek I dey trek... He bought the babe the car and rented the house...... Bros the life sometimes no dey fair to men
you can imagine, wetin man do man bros?
Politics › Re: President Buhari To Attend Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed's Inauguration by EXLOVER(m): 5:52pm On Oct 02, 2021
Ethiopia will now be experiencing bad luck, cause wherever Buhari goes the people will begin to experience negative changes


Cc UK
Family › Re: Frankco Pere: Amputee Comedian Seeks Help To Get Married (Pictures) by EXLOVER(m): 5:41pm On Oct 02, 2021
If it was a Nigéria girl that made this post, by next week some people would have buy her a mansion, people will be asking of her account number left right and center. She will be richer than a lot of Nairalanders. But this hardworking man with 1 leg won't get much attention. Wetin man do man?



Girls are really lucky, i can Bleep from now till next year, i won't buy an Android phone, but a girl will Bleep just a week, you will see her flaunting the latest IPhone. Wetin man do man?
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Kefas Is Dead by EXLOVER(m): 11:54am On Oct 02, 2021
Sleyk:
Rip....at the end, everyone including me shall die.
I won't die bro, when i get old, i straight to heaven
Foreign Affairs › Re: Turkish Man Reported 'Missing' Joins Search Party Looking For Himself (Pix) by EXLOVER(m): 8:17pm On Sep 30, 2021
I will never forget the night after smoking enough SK with my friends, i was using my phone torch to find my phone, and the other two idiots were also finding it with me. If not for one of our girlfriend's we would still be searching till today
Career › Re: Driving Skills Or Digital Skills Which Should I Go For? by EXLOVER(m): 9:16am On Sep 30, 2021
Learn Digital skill, learn to trade online, learn programming


No matter what, don't learn how to bomb
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: What I’ll Do If I Win ₦90 Million Grand Prize – Whitemoney (Video) by EXLOVER(m): 1:26pm On Sep 28, 2021
This Gay guy.


Don't quote me and say nonsense o, i know what I'm talking about
Romance › Re: I Am Suffering From Heart Break, How Do I Move On by EXLOVER(m): 1:10pm On Sep 28, 2021
I stopped taking relationship serious matter serious even though I'm over ripe for marriage.

After i saw my then ex girlfriend chat, i confronted her about it, and in her voice "So baby you think you're the only one enjoying this pvssy"?


I sat down and i thought about it, she's right. I later let myself enjoy the pvssy for a while, then i call it quit when she didn't expected it. I can't be calling you my girlfriend, when other guys are enjoying your kini, i can be walking with her, and another guy that has climbed her several times will see us, that will be very disrespectful to me, I'm a titled man.


Bro you should be happy for what God has done to you. Let go of that pvssy, move ahead, improve in yourself, increase your account balance. And enjoy your bachelor life.

Woman problem can mess with your mental health, it's not worth it...
Romance › Re: Ever Picked A Girl Up In The Club Only To Jam Later by EXLOVER(m): 8:53am On Sep 28, 2021
My friend girlfriend carried a girl along with her to meet us at a club, i was really high that night, so her friend followed me to my hotel room, we had two rounds of sex that night. When i woke up the next morning i notice a naked girl was sleeping next to me, my preek stand again, as she was sleeping, i started sucking her breast, we had sex that morning again. We exchanged number, and i did transfer for her.



I didn't call her at all, like 3 months later i was coming out from an eatery, when this girl saw me and shouted my nickname, i was shocked, where i take know this kin girl for my mind, i smiled cheapishly, and i told her that i don't remember her o, she started explaining herself o, i felt somehow that day.
Pets › Re: Baby Snake by EXLOVER(m): 8:17pm On Sep 27, 2021
The way your village people are looking at you

Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Warplanes Intercept US B-52 Nuclear Bomber Over Pacific Ocean(Pix,video) by EXLOVER(m): 4:58pm On Sep 27, 2021
This two are just waiting for who to strike first, they should wait for me to get old and die rich before they start fighting all this their nonsense war. I thought all this machines they are inventing is to fight terrorist.


General Madman Buhari should call for a world conference and tell them about the danger of war, cause Nigéria won't send any soldier for any peace keeping mission if they start a war.





Peace is priceless, they should thread carefully...
Foreign Affairs › Re: 2 Starving Afghan Boys Tied To A Wood By The Taliban For Stealing Bread (Pix) by EXLOVER(m): 4:44pm On Sep 27, 2021
All this evil being perpetrated by this Afghan Taliban is currently affecting our Musican Taliban, Just yesterday our Musican Taliban was involved in a ghastly motor accident, he should try and change is name from that Musican Taliban to something else...



Mercies of the Lord come down to your children...
Celebrities › Re: Churchill Hangs Out With His Wife, Rosy Meurer And Son (Pictures & Video) by EXLOVER(m): 9:28am On Sep 27, 2021
I feel pains in my heart anytime i see Churchill and this my Rosy baby, because he's rich, this girl would have been with me, Churchill rush and got her pregnant immediately because of his money. This sweet girl, i might still manage as a rich MILF when Oga Churchill is done with her. This babe too fine and sweet
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Crush In The Bible? by EXLOVER(op): 3:38pm On Sep 26, 2021
SmellySperm:
My nigga grin
Omo anytime i dey see your Monica i go just dey wonder wetin inspire you
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Crush In The Bible? by EXLOVER(op): 12:26pm On Sep 26, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
grin the woman with the issue of blood is there nau
cheesy cheesy smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley sad sad sad sad sad sad grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Crush In The Bible? by EXLOVER(op): 12:19pm On Sep 26, 2021
dannyrhymes600:
My crushes are Potiphar's wife, Delilah, Jezebel and lot's wife
If only you crush on this 3 which one others will crush on?
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Crush In The Bible? by EXLOVER(op): 12:18pm On Sep 26, 2021
Bodmum:
Solomon. That guy Sabi f7ck
Jeez what if he get tiny preek?
Romance › Who Is Your Crush In The Bible? by EXLOVER(op): 11:52am On Sep 26, 2021
My crush in the bible is the mother of Jesus, Deaconess Sister Mary, the wife of Joseph. I like her because she kept her virginity even in marriage.

Who is your crush and why?

Pets › Re: Dapper Dog That Is Famous For His Impressive Floor-Length Beard (Pictures) by EXLOVER(m): 6:06pm On Sep 25, 2021
The dog is looking like Helsinki in Money Heist

If Nigéria girls catch this one, he will lick toto till he tire


This dog is more famous than someone in Aso Rock
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Denies Dating Mompha by EXLOVER(m): 5:29pm On Sep 25, 2021
Mompha dor go play for pig house
Politics › Re: Maduka Shines At Guber Debate, Gets Overwhelming Endorsement From Co Contestants by EXLOVER(m): 4:34pm On Sep 25, 2021
One thing about Nigeria election, the brightest in the debate will always be the loser in the day of election.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Video Of Angel & Her Boyfriend On A Night Date Surfaces by EXLOVER(m): 4:31pm On Sep 25, 2021
Nairaland is now a dump site for every nonsense in the world...

No growth in the site, No update. When will boys start buying Nairaland account like their buying Facebook and Instagram accounts? I have like 3 accounts that are more than 5years
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Russian Companies, Businesses Ready To Invest In Nigeria, Says Chamber President by EXLOVER(m): 1:25pm On Sep 25, 2021
This thing won't benefit me and my family.


Nor be today foreigners dor dey invest for this damn fvcking country.


We keep hearing that one country is investing 30billion in Nigéria power sector, yet since yesterday no light here.


Family › Re: The Next Time Your Wife Asks You This Question by EXLOVER(m): 1:17pm On Sep 25, 2021
If a pvssy is worth a Ferrari, then my preek is worth a Lamborghini...useless Op, useless thread
Crime › Re: Jitender Maan 'Gogi' Killed In Court By Hitmen Disguised As Lawyers In India by EXLOVER(m): 9:55am On Sep 25, 2021
Indian have the worst gangsters in the world, you will see a gangster tieing wrapper, carrying wood, I'm surprised this one used gun to kill...
Politics › Re: 'I Am Not A Nigerian. I Was Paid To Protest' – African-American In New York by EXLOVER(m): 2:44pm On Sep 24, 2021
This man is even more confused than Buhari, he's just a protest machinery. Anything protest he's available so long it's black ��

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