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[b] I met this girl many years ago on 2Go flirt zone, this girl kept me awake several night, we were so addicted to each other, doing sex chat every night. She even send me some not clear nude pictures of her boobs.

The day for us to see came, i informed my guys that were staying on their own that I'm expecting a babe and i will be needing their room, so they demanded money from me for them to use to chill somewhere.


When the girl came by i was really impressed, her breast was well pointed and big, her face was fine and her ass was medium. She had just 1hr 30mins to spend with me because of her work. I was a very shy naive guy then, the girl keeps telling me, that remember I'm going to work o, never knew she was telling me to do my thing quick quick, after all those sex chat, instead me to make a move and practicalize all my theory on her, i started having some boring distance conversation with her, waiting for her to make the first move and start kissing me, she didn't make any move and i didn't make any move either until her time was up, and she left.


When my guys came by, i pretend to be tired, i told them the sex was very sweet and the girl sweet die. I just waste money that day.

Since that day our chat wasn't like before till our friendship faded away.


Since that day, i vowed to myself to devour any kpekus that comes my way, that was how i up my game, now I'm a pro in the game.

Shout out to Francisca121 [/b]

As a man, don't overlook the toxicness of a woman because of her sweet pvssy.

When you fvck up as a man to your wife, just becareful with the food she's serving you, and always sleep with one eye open.

In this current world men are no longer safe.

Either a woman bring you down or effect you with STD or kill you.

Stay safe out there kings

noskcid:
Were you able to cash it at the bank?

E cut

Dagger111:
No b the very NwaAmaikpe wey i knw be this.

Swears...the joke dry abi?

At 25 i was at a bet9ja shop trying to print my very long cheque of 45 million naira.


This life nor really balance

Inside Job

POS guys should be careful, so many people doing local fraud do use their medium to receive money.

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The day i will fvck a girl i truly love, i won't use a condom, cause i will need to deposit an evidence of my love for her inside her


For now i will always use condom on all this yori yori girls coming my way and i will keep destroying the evidence.


Cute evidence from Patoranking

Thomas Munuier's wife doesn't have a good dress sense...

praiseneo:
wtf is this na so una de kidnap and use people do rituals Mumu people go copy that number now

This one nor go be ritual, this one na pay 5k for registration.

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When BTC is going up, NFT tokens are going down

The market is just moving zigzag

.

Is like this Shiba of a coin na Aki and PawPaw o

They still dey pick beans but moi moi dor begin dey smell.


God help my libido if i was in this BBN house, make i nor go knack knack all those girls with fine dangling breast, even give like 2 belle sef, i need set a new record.

Tonto30:
Good evening guys,

With the whole talk of bull season resuming....

Is it a good time to get back in the market?
I actually tethered since last month, or I should wait for a dip? :'

Best thing to do now is to observe the market and wait for an entry point, don't enter now

kentzz:
You can fit still change into a female oooo.

I nor fit stand blood abeg

Baba Ijesha just mumu himself because of small pikin toto.

Mature girls dey everywhere, as an adult, no matter your budget or net worth, there are girls for you.


Wetin go make you go dey finger or knack underage kpekus, now as life dey sweet outside, him nor go dey enjoy am, i don't think he's away of the ongoing Olympic, when he's out of jail, he won't even be familiar with trending things.


God instead of my preek to put me for trouble, abeg make e nor stand for that whole day

One big disadvantage of dating an older woman they get jealous and feel very insecured when they see a young fresh blood around you.

I prefer to see BBN news on FP than Ighobo and Nnamdi Kanu news, how can they be giving us gist without any picture of this two men?


Seun should introduce a radio station for such news abeg

Horlhamhi:
Not at all.
It was actually your last sentence that cracked me up...I guess that's what it looks like.

Yes o, one occasion i attended, i saw a girl i liked, she was among this group of girls, all of them just kept to their circle ⭕ i couldn't break in.

Na wetin dey pain me till now.

Horlhamhi:
I couldn't help buh laughed out loud when I read this.

I guess you're guilty of it

If you're a lady and you're still fvcking for shawarma, wig and cloth money, then you're the biggest fool on earth.

If i be girl, my packaging na millions my toto go dey fetch me on a steady o.

I can't be opening my legs for some broke ass niggas to be punishing my toto anyhow.


The FutureIsFemale

FUTURE can be fun sometimes

Ishilove:
Criminal. He should be hung by his balls until he sings soprano

Haba... you're wicked o, i felt this comment down below while reading it. Not fair

The most annoying of them all, are those group of girls holding that plastic rechargeable hand fan.


They always feel they have made it in life.

If person like Sowore becomes president of Nigéria

Because of 2800 big man go begin read oath of poverty for video, chai, and people will still do it, then when you refuse to pay your video will be on all social media platform.


Is like a will open my loan company o, 2800 to pay back 4000.


Good for una wey dey like borrow money, cause if person borrow una, to payback na war, I borrowed a friend money, next thing i heard later was two others complaining of how same friend borrowed money from them refuse paying back.

Congrats Only Gono Soja


Use this 4 big yansh celebrate your new contract