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She already gave your son to a rich dude, she knows that you're still hustling for daily bread... |
To feed all this dogs is equivalent to feeding a human, the only difference they don't go to the university... |
For the men deal with POVERTY For the women deal with your entitlement mentality, oloshoness and your spirit husbands |
The insecurity in the country is too much, we have a lot of police officer harassing the public but can't protect the public, just yesterday an army officer stabbed a bloody civilian, i don't think in a civilize country soldiers do have much business with the public. If Nigéria security can locate Niger Delta militants and destroy their camp inside the creek, why can't they apply same energy to this fvcking bandits and boko Haram that are in the land? |
I won't forget the day my friends and i went to smoke some marijuana deep inside the forest, while we were smoking and Hippo came to the scene, my friends ran and left me with the huge mighty Hippo. He stared at me, i stared at him too, i gently pick up the dry gin that was close to me, then i blow some smoke to heaven, i drank the gin while the Hippo was still staring at me, i had to spill everything from my mouth to his eyes, he got blind immediately and started crying for help. I ran immediately from the scene, when i got home, i picked my phone, i was seeing RIP all over. The moral of the story is always learn to face your fears |
I ate Huspuppi giveaway money on Instagram, please FBI should come and extradit me. If found guilty, they should put Abba Kyari with that man that kidnapped and raped two arm robbers in one cell or with T-Bag |
Ddd |
neurosci:This is why Nigéria is still backward, most of her citizens are corrupt, imagine going to a license office or immigration office, they are people treated specially, the workers are very rude. Naija still get long way to go, nor be swear. It's reality |
jieta:Many will ignore this, but this is just the foundation of Nigeria problems |
Even Animals don't kill themselves the way Humans are killing themselves. May God guide us all from killers, is better for me to reach 90 years and just kick stone and die or i die untop woman at the age of 94, than to be slaughtered my fellow human |
Some pastors when they want to talk about giving, it will be like they are talking directly to you so that you will empty your pocket, they will be like everything you have is not for you. After all my hustle? Now i dor strong my mind, they fit dey call me wizard sef, non of my business. How can God say 20 people should come and drop 10k, 2 mins later God will speak to you to reduce it to 5k, small time 1k. Now most pastors have given up on the coming of Christ, they have stop preaching Salvation, now they only preach About Giving and Prosperity. |
Immediately she became so closed to her village people... |
He should go to heaven, heaven is better than earth |
arthurwillia:But you sure say you really know her? |
arthurwillia:you didn't read my post from start to end. I didn't. Did you? |
arthurwillia:You know her? |
[b] I met this girl many years ago on 2Go flirt zone, this girl kept me awake several night, we were so addicted to each other, doing sex chat every night. She even send me some not clear nude pictures of her boobs. The day for us to see came, i informed my guys that were staying on their own that I'm expecting a babe and i will be needing their room, so they demanded money from me for them to use to chill somewhere. When the girl came by i was really impressed, her breast was well pointed and big, her face was fine and her ass was medium. She had just 1hr 30mins to spend with me because of her work. I was a very shy naive guy then, the girl keeps telling me, that remember I'm going to work o, never knew she was telling me to do my thing quick quick, after all those sex chat, instead me to make a move and practicalize all my theory on her, i started having some boring distance conversation with her, waiting for her to make the first move and start kissing me, she didn't make any move and i didn't make any move either until her time was up, and she left. When my guys came by, i pretend to be tired, i told them the sex was very sweet and the girl sweet die. I just waste money that day. Since that day our chat wasn't like before till our friendship faded away. Since that day, i vowed to myself to devour any kpekus that comes my way, that was how i up my game, now I'm a pro in the game. Shout out to Francisca121 [/b] |
As a man, don't overlook the toxicness of a woman because of her sweet pvssy. When you fvck up as a man to your wife, just becareful with the food she's serving you, and always sleep with one eye open. In this current world men are no longer safe. Either a woman bring you down or effect you with STD or kill you. Stay safe out there kings
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noskcid:E cut |
Dagger111:Swears...the joke dry abi? |
At 25 i was at a bet9ja shop trying to print my very long cheque of 45 million naira. This life nor really balance |
Inside Job |
POS guys should be careful, so many people doing local fraud do use their medium to receive money. |
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Chai... Davido dor use Chris Brown |
The day i will fvck a girl i truly love, i won't use a condom, cause i will need to deposit an evidence of my love for her inside her For now i will always use condom on all this yori yori girls coming my way and i will keep destroying the evidence. Cute evidence from Patoranking
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Thomas Munuier's wife doesn't have a good dress sense... |
praiseneo:This one nor go be ritual, this one na pay 5k for registration. |
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When BTC is going up, NFT tokens are going down The market is just moving zigzag |
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