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Romance › Re: My Ex Girlfriend Son Look Like Me by EXLOVER(m): 3:26pm On Aug 04, 2021
She already gave your son to a rich dude, she knows that you're still hustling for daily bread...
Celebrities › Re: Check Out Pictures Of People That Took Their Dogs To The ATM Machine by EXLOVER(m): 3:07pm On Aug 04, 2021
To feed all this dogs is equivalent to feeding a human, the only difference they don't go to the university...
Romance › Re: Five Things You Must Deal With Thoroughly Before You Marry by EXLOVER(m): 8:57am On Aug 04, 2021
For the men deal with POVERTY

For the women deal with your entitlement mentality, oloshoness and your spirit husbands
Crime › Re: Police Stations, Vehicles, Burnt To Ashes As overnight Protest Rocks Plateau by EXLOVER(m): 7:17am On Aug 04, 2021
The insecurity in the country is too much,
we have a lot of police officer harassing the public but can't protect the public, just yesterday an army officer stabbed a bloody civilian, i don't think in a civilize country soldiers do have much business with the public.


If Nigéria security can locate Niger Delta militants and destroy their camp inside the creek, why can't they apply same energy to this fvcking bandits and boko Haram that are in the land?
Science/Technology › Re: World’s Worst Hippo Attacks As Nature’s ‘deadliest Animal Crushes Bones(Graphic) by EXLOVER(m): 7:03pm On Aug 03, 2021
I won't forget the day my friends and i went to smoke some marijuana deep inside the forest, while we were smoking and Hippo came to the scene, my friends ran and left me with the huge mighty Hippo. He stared at me, i stared at him too, i gently pick up the dry gin that was close to me, then i blow some smoke to heaven, i drank the gin while the Hippo was still staring at me, i had to spill everything from my mouth to his eyes, he got blind immediately and started crying for help. I ran immediately from the scene, when i got home, i picked my phone, i was seeing RIP all over.


The moral of the story is always learn to face your fears
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Faces Extradition As FBI Arrests Two Of Hushpuppi's Associates by EXLOVER(m): 5:35pm On Aug 03, 2021
I ate Huspuppi giveaway money on Instagram, please FBI should come and extradit me.


If found guilty, they should put Abba Kyari with that man that kidnapped and raped two arm robbers in one cell or with T-Bag
Politics › Re: Soldiers Accompanying Children To School In North-eastern Nigeria. by EXLOVER(m): 5:34pm On Aug 03, 2021
Ddd
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: State Hospital Job At N260,000 Or Federal Hospital Job At N180,000? by EXLOVER(m): 5:33pm On Aug 03, 2021
neurosci:
The funny thing is that when he finally moves abroad, that is when he will understand you work for every penny here, and any slightest mistake such as the so-called chua chua part and everything he gets away with in Nigeria may not only terminate his license but land him behind bars.
This is why Nigéria is still backward, most of her citizens are corrupt, imagine going to a license office or immigration office, they are people treated specially, the workers are very rude. Naija still get long way to go, nor be swear. It's reality
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: State Hospital Job At N260,000 Or Federal Hospital Job At N180,000? by EXLOVER(m): 5:17pm On Aug 03, 2021
jieta:
I'm more concern about the chua chua part, we keep complaining about corruption and we're the corruption personified.

How we find it difficult to do well with our salary is something i find difficult to understand. More than 200 thousand a month you'll still look for chua chua, and you come online to lament about corruption in public places.


About two months back my wife went to the south to spend sometime with my mom. She went to one of this central hospital to give my baby immunization on reaching there she was ask to pay four hundred naira, two hundred for the card and another two hundred for the injection. But when she was here i just give her one hundred for transport then the rest is free. After all this kickback you'll still come on line to lament bad government, are the government really bad or the citizen? Not that am complaining about the four hundred it's nothing. But if you're getting this kickback you should use it to make the place look good.

Some of this hospital if you go there, they are no bed space, even buying of diesel to run the hospital should not be a big deal with all this kickback.

Yesterday, i was reading a thread about why northerners don't look for job after graduation, but i tell you my fellow Southerners there do look for job, but most after graduation some go into farming, others go into manial businesses and there ok! Contentment is there watch word. But there are also the elite and few others who work in big organization too. But life is generally easy and not the way we portray it on nairaland.


This chua chua of a thing is what is holding us back not government.
Many will ignore this, but this is just the foundation of Nigeria problems
Crime › Re: Policewoman Stabbed To Death By Her Boyfriend In Ghana (Photos) by EXLOVER(m): 8:32pm On Aug 02, 2021
Even Animals don't kill themselves the way Humans are killing themselves.



May God guide us all from killers, is better for me to reach 90 years and just kick stone and die or i die untop woman at the age of 94, than to be slaughtered my fellow human
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Israel Oladele Ogundipe To Members: Invest In Your Future Before Church by EXLOVER(m): 6:37pm On Aug 01, 2021
Some pastors when they want to talk about giving, it will be like they are talking directly to you so that you will empty your pocket, they will be like everything you have is not for you. After all my hustle? Now i dor strong my mind, they fit dey call me wizard sef, non of my business.



How can God say 20 people should come and drop 10k, 2 mins later God will speak to you to reduce it to 5k, small time 1k.


Now most pastors have given up on the coming of Christ, they have stop preaching Salvation, now they only preach About Giving and Prosperity.
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Tests Positive For COVID-19 by EXLOVER(m): 9:53pm On Jul 31, 2021
Immediately she became so closed to her village people...
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Not Dead Or Hospitalised - Tunde Rahman (Aide) by EXLOVER(m): 8:07pm On Jul 31, 2021
He should go to heaven, heaven is better than earth
Romance › Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by EXLOVER(m): 7:02pm On Jul 31, 2021
arthurwillia:
No
But you sure say you really know her?
Romance › Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by EXLOVER(m): 6:54pm On Jul 31, 2021
arthurwillia:
Yes ofcourse
Are you bleeping her?
you didn't read my post from start to end. I didn't. Did you?
Romance › Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by EXLOVER(m): 6:47pm On Jul 31, 2021
arthurwillia:
Weyrey are you bleeping francisca121 ni
You know her?
Romance › Re: Ever Visited Someone You Met Online? Share Your Experience by EXLOVER(m):
[b] I met this girl many years ago on 2Go flirt zone, this girl kept me awake several night, we were so addicted to each other, doing sex chat every night. She even send me some not clear nude pictures of her boobs.

The day for us to see came, i informed my guys that were staying on their own that I'm expecting a babe and i will be needing their room, so they demanded money from me for them to use to chill somewhere.


When the girl came by i was really impressed, her breast was well pointed and big, her face was fine and her ass was medium. She had just 1hr 30mins to spend with me because of her work. I was a very shy naive guy then, the girl keeps telling me, that remember I'm going to work o, never knew she was telling me to do my thing quick quick, after all those sex chat, instead me to make a move and practicalize all my theory on her, i started having some boring distance conversation with her, waiting for her to make the first move and start kissing me, she didn't make any move and i didn't make any move either until her time was up, and she left.


When my guys came by, i pretend to be tired, i told them the sex was very sweet and the girl sweet die. I just waste money that day.

Since that day our chat wasn't like before till our friendship faded away.


Since that day, i vowed to myself to devour any kpekus that comes my way, that was how i up my game, now I'm a pro in the game.

Shout out to Francisca121 [/b]
Family › Re: Girl Confesses That Her Mother Gave Her Rat Poison To Put In Her Father's Food by EXLOVER(m): 5:43pm On Jul 30, 2021
As a man, don't overlook the toxicness of a woman because of her sweet pvssy.

When you fvck up as a man to your wife, just becareful with the food she's serving you, and always sleep with one eye open.

In this current world men are no longer safe.

Either a woman bring you down or effect you with STD or kill you.

Stay safe out there kings

Business › Re: Prince Omoha Bags African Young Entrepreneur & Humanitarian Personality Award by EXLOVER(m): 12:55pm On Jul 30, 2021
noskcid:
Were you able to cash it at the bank?
E cut
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari's Arrest, Extradition: FBI Agents Meet Nigeria's Police IGP by EXLOVER(m): 12:45pm On Jul 30, 2021
Dagger111:
No b the very NwaAmaikpe wey i knw be this.
Swears...the joke dry abi?
Business › Re: Prince Omoha Bags African Young Entrepreneur & Humanitarian Personality Award by EXLOVER(m): 8:28am On Jul 30, 2021
At 25 i was at a bet9ja shop trying to print my very long cheque of 45 million naira.


This life nor really balance
Politics › Re: Gunmen Invade Ministry Of Finance In Nasarawa, Cart Away ₦100 Million by EXLOVER(m): 6:57pm On Jul 29, 2021
Inside Job
Crime › Re: How Abba Kyari Sent Third Party Account To Hushpuppi For Payment by EXLOVER(m): 6:02pm On Jul 29, 2021
POS guys should be careful, so many people doing local fraud do use their medium to receive money.
Food › Re: Peak Chocolate Shares Chocolatey Goodness On World Chocolate Day by EXLOVER(m):
I
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown's Health Saddenes Many People by EXLOVER(m): 4:49am On Jul 29, 2021
Chai... Davido dor use Chris Brown
Celebrities › Re: Adorable Photos Of Patoranking And His Daughter, Wilmer by EXLOVER(m): 4:50pm On Jul 28, 2021
The day i will fvck a girl i truly love, i won't use a condom, cause i will need to deposit an evidence of my love for her inside her


For now i will always use condom on all this yori yori girls coming my way and i will keep destroying the evidence.


Cute evidence from Patoranking

Sports › Re: 5 Football Stars Who Married Black Women (PHOTOS) by EXLOVER(m): 10:01am On Jul 28, 2021
Thomas Munuier's wife doesn't have a good dress sense...
Career › Re: I Need A Career Advice On Which Country To Travel To by EXLOVER(m): 10:04pm On Jul 27, 2021
praiseneo:
wtf is this na so una de kidnap and use people do rituals Mumu people go copy that number now
This one nor go be ritual, this one na pay 5k for registration.
Food › Re: Goat Seen Eating From A Pot Still On Fire (video) by EXLOVER(m):
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Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by EXLOVER(m): 1:05pm On Jul 27, 2021
When BTC is going up, NFT tokens are going down

The market is just moving zigzag

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