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bluefilm:
You dey mean o.

Hope you also collected HIV from her?

hahahahaha...na you go collect HIV

Sonnobax15:

So did you lash the girl without using a condom,yes or no?

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So last week i travel late to the town, after drinking a bottle of whiskey i was so tired and feeling so Hot to go Home. I called one of my loyal girlfriend around the hood to meet me at the pub. After everything we decided to get a room, i paid for the room and ask that my girl to go in and wait for me, i remembered that i was not with condoms, i then went to the reception to buy a condom, the manager, a youngman at his early 30s replied me that there is no condom, i was shocked, when i know hotels don't lack condoms cause they make a lot of profits from it. I became so frustrated, i asked him where i can get a condom, the place he described to me was about 20mins walk from the hotel, for my mind which kind mumu waka be this one? But the spirit is weak the body is willing and konjified.


After walking for 4mins, i remembered my phone is still in my pocket by this deadly robbing hour, on this lonely road, if them thief my phone now, na konji cause am, what if boys attack me for road even stab me for this night? Wetin i go tell God, condom by 11:23pm? I decided to turn back i drop my phone with my girl in the hotel room, when i past the gate, the gate man called me, "Oga Good evening sir, Oga if na condom you dey find, i dey sell o, but 1 na 200, for my mind omo i nor know who i go thank for this matter weda na God or devil, i asked him if the thing reach 4, cause normally na 3 rounds i dey go till day break, then one extra incase the condom tear for road, the Mumu gateman say Oga, the thing reach 20 sef, i laugh give am 1k take four make he keep the change.


On my way to the hotel room, i noticed the receptionist was staring at me somehow, for my mind maybe this one wan knack me, i ignored her sight, i went straight to my room, as i got to the door, i was hearing soft moaning, i smile, i say this girl dor begin dey watch porn, she go finish me this night, immediately i open the door, the manager pants down riding the girl, not my girl again, they were both shocked. I was really so disappointed, i felt bad, she was short of words, i didn't say a word, room i paid for, i went straight to the table, carried her phone, left the hotel room, i took a drop straight home, I'm going to sell her phone when I'm ready, just to cover for the hotel room, and i will drink pepper soup with one chilled campari. I nor send her papa. She have been calling my line, she doesn't know my place.