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If not for the pilots and other crew members i would have wish them a plane crash. Damn it, this men travel abroad almost every month, see the good things those people have done for themselves, cruise on private jets and yatch, but go to their states, very dirty, even their communities. Is that not evil? |
Get a towel for your female Colleagues, whenever their using to rub ANY PART of their beautiful succulent body they will remember you, 5k will get them a good towel each. For the men, Get them an original 3 in 1 singlet each, or if their not the holy type like my very self, buy them some marijuana and smoke with them, after that get some sexy girls to bang them very well. I swear with the God of Buhari they will never forget you till they die |
The day you give Sowore Nigéria to rule, that day all Nigéria citizens will be experiencing Red light and Green light |
I remember back then in the university, i thought i was in love, i never knew she was using Kayamata for me, i used to give her part of my feeding and hustling money. She told me never to smoke marijuana, if i do, she would stop loving me, i obeyed her. I rejected marijuana from all my friends, Until this particular day, i lost a bet of 17million, i was so angry, sad and depressed. My friends started to console me, one offer me marijuana this time. After smoking it, i was going through my phone gallery and i saw myself with her, i was so angry more, ask my friends why am i cuddling her, they started laughing saying I'm high, they said that's my girl. Immediately i got home, she came to visit and i almost slapped her when she came to hug me, she then wanted to touch my preek i stopped her, and she asked me if i smoke marijuana, i said yes, she started crying and she ran mad immediately, she's still mad till today. Guys y'all should start smoking Mary Jay
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All this girls with small lime breast can over do o, what is she showing the audience now? That she has six pack? Olosho
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Where is Abacha's funds? Where is James Ibori funds? |
God help us, with all this kind of women around, men are no longer safe... Last week a girl was using her thick laps to rub mine in a public transport, i wasn't comfortable, had to stop by a bus stop before my actual bus stop. I felt used, i almost cried when i got home. Stay safe Kings |
Yar'adua, Abacha, Gen Azazi, Kyari and Usifo Utaga will visit him soon |
New trend, buy yourself gift, call some of your friends and family members with photographer and Tag them as fans..
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AutoChick4U: Na illiteracy dey worry them. Such cannot happen in China. Those people get brainYou're right |
Greed is what is killing the blacks, they are not fighting for the betterment of the community, but for their selfish interest and pockets. With oil in that community, they can negotiate for Julius Berger to handle their construction contracts, 24/7 power supply, clean borehole water, better hospitals, school and they should be sending some youths abroad every year for schooling, and create employment for people in the community...Etc But blackman will always be blackman they only think of today, they will even eat food ment for tomorrow. A Saudi Arabian company just bought Newcastle, same oil money Killing themselves, the blood of the innocents will start hurting the progress of the people.... The black race is cursed
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I have read comments and read the main topic over and over again, i still don't understand this matter. I'm confused and lost.
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Some years ago, my then girlfriend called me that she's traveling from the state she's working just to spend her birthday with me, i was so surprised, this girl that is stingy will spend such amount for transportation just to come and enjoy her birthday with me and called some dick_tation? The day she came, she was supposed to sleep in my house that night, called her several times, but she didn't take her call, then she came the next day (her birthday), we had sex till the next morning, i looked her locked pattern, i opened the phone when she's not around, i noticed one of her pastor paid for her transport down to my current state, she spend the previous night servicing him, but he doesn't want to pay for the servicing fee, because he thought the money she gave her for transport covered everything, this pastor is married with a pregnant wife o. Pastors are very manipulative with their words, most ladies will open legs for their pastors cause they believe so much in them and respect them a lot. That's why i don't believe any word coming out from the mouth of those men, they don't practice what they preach, they only know how to convince people with words So youngman, is left for you to decide what to do with your woman, if her pastor preek is giving her joy and happiness, I'm sorry bros, even your prayers or words can't stop her from collecting his preek. Just focus on your life and the way forward. The Bible said and i quote "if your hand is making you to sin cut it off", as for me i value my peace of mind more than any fvcking thing, i don't mind if we have been married for years or months, if you as a wife disturb my mental health, i will leave the house for you and your fvcking sef. I value my sanity more than anything. So oga, find a way to sought out yourself, the day you die, you die alone, life is too short for someone to be making you sad in this short time you have on eat. Enjoy yourself. #Gratitude sir |
I hope they will have time to fvck themselves? Cause i know all the female housemates have shaved their kini in preparation for it |
Gaddamit, 60years old man with old smelling shrinking balls, with smelling bitter kola mouth marrying a 16 years old girl? What is wrong with all this Buhari descendants sef? |
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If i was Whitemoney, i will use that 30million Naira to buy cartons of sardine, by December, 1 tin of sardine will hit 1500, so by December i will make X3 my capital. Chai i too get sense... |
[b] Bro i will have to congratulate you for what you did to her, she's those kind of girls that love flashy things but they don't have anything to offer a nigga, they detest broke azz niggas, she saw you as a bank immediately she saw your car. I'm glad you destroy her kpekusa, and your friend too is a very real bad boy. I would have tagged you a fool if you hadn't fvcked the hell out of her after spending that 15k, she came at the right time and you delivered at the right time also. My grand dad always say and i quote "Small girl wey nor dey hear word and dey do shakara anyhow for street, na big preek them take dey advice her", now she will have sense of reasoning. Like i will always say, i sweat to make this money, you as a girl, you have to sweat too to collect this money. Man wey dey work must enjoy. But that 15k you spend for the girl pain me sha, those campus girls wey dey hungry wey dey eat melon mix with draw soup for cafeteria or beans and bread, base on say she dor wey your pocket, she just dey eat like who dey jail before. Next time, nor dey spend pass your budget, i can only spend like that for a classy girl that i can gain from, not a campus girl that is still survive from different rooms or guys Cheers to you bro [/b] |
I hope Big Wiz Knack Tems with his BigTin |
Nigéria prisons and cell are the worst place to be on earth, very dirty and stinking, no proper hygiene, prisoners are being treated like pigs, it's only the time of inspection, that they treat them well like goats. That's why you see any criminal that has serve in a prison before, prefer to fight to death than going back to there. The man must have imagine spending the rest of his life there, death is the only way out. In Conclusion, Brothers and Sisters avoid anything that will take you to Nigéria cell or Prison. Just avoid please, stay away from crime and don't associate yourself with people that can implicate you even when you're innocent. |
generalwo: ..... The day I confirm am say this life get K leg na wen my former boss dey pay me 60k per month and I work 6 days a week.... One day I was opportuned to see the company's payroll and I saw a name.... Susan..... 150k monthly...... Guess who is Susan, his side chick........ And she no dey do anything! She lives in a well furnished apartment in a choice area of Abuja and drives on a Lexus..... Me wen dey help the man make the money, na trek I dey trek... He bought the babe the car and rented the house...... Bros the life sometimes no dey fair to menyou can imagine, wetin man do man bros? |
Ethiopia will now be experiencing bad luck, cause wherever Buhari goes the people will begin to experience negative changes Cc UK |
If it was a Nigéria girl that made this post, by next week some people would have buy her a mansion, people will be asking of her account number left right and center. She will be richer than a lot of Nairalanders. But this hardworking man with 1 leg won't get much attention. Wetin man do man? Girls are really lucky, i can Bleep from now till next year, i won't buy an Android phone, but a girl will Bleep just a week, you will see her flaunting the latest IPhone. Wetin man do man? |
Sleyk: Rip....at the end, everyone including me shall die.I won't die bro, when i get old, i straight to heaven |
I will never forget the night after smoking enough SK with my friends, i was using my phone torch to find my phone, and the other two idiots were also finding it with me. If not for one of our girlfriend's we would still be searching till today |
Learn Digital skill, learn to trade online, learn programming No matter what, don't learn how to bomb |
This Gay guy. Don't quote me and say nonsense o, i know what I'm talking about |
I stopped taking relationship serious matter serious even though I'm over ripe for marriage. After i saw my then ex girlfriend chat, i confronted her about it, and in her voice "So baby you think you're the only one enjoying this pvssy"? I sat down and i thought about it, she's right. I later let myself enjoy the pvssy for a while, then i call it quit when she didn't expected it. I can't be calling you my girlfriend, when other guys are enjoying your kini, i can be walking with her, and another guy that has climbed her several times will see us, that will be very disrespectful to me, I'm a titled man. Bro you should be happy for what God has done to you. Let go of that pvssy, move ahead, improve in yourself, increase your account balance. And enjoy your bachelor life. Woman problem can mess with your mental health, it's not worth it... |
My friend girlfriend carried a girl along with her to meet us at a club, i was really high that night, so her friend followed me to my hotel room, we had two rounds of sex that night. When i woke up the next morning i notice a naked girl was sleeping next to me, my preek stand again, as she was sleeping, i started sucking her breast, we had sex that morning again. We exchanged number, and i did transfer for her. I didn't call her at all, like 3 months later i was coming out from an eatery, when this girl saw me and shouted my nickname, i was shocked, where i take know this kin girl for my mind, i smiled cheapishly, and i told her that i don't remember her o, she started explaining herself o, i felt somehow that day. |
The way your village people are looking at you
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This two are just waiting for who to strike first, they should wait for me to get old and die rich before they start fighting all this their nonsense war. I thought all this machines they are inventing is to fight terrorist. General Madman Buhari should call for a world conference and tell them about the danger of war, cause Nigéria won't send any soldier for any peace keeping mission if they start a war. Peace is priceless, they should thread carefully... |
All this evil being perpetrated by this Afghan Taliban is currently affecting our Musican Taliban, Just yesterday our Musican Taliban was involved in a ghastly motor accident, he should try and change is name from that Musican Taliban to something else... Mercies of the Lord come down to your children... |
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