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PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye On A Private Jet With Orji Kalu (Video) by EXLOVER(m): 9:21pm On Oct 11, 2021
If not for the pilots and other crew members i would have wish them a plane crash.

Damn it, this men travel abroad almost every month, see the good things those people have done for themselves, cruise on private jets and yatch, but go to their states, very dirty, even their communities. Is that not evil?
NYSCRe: Recommend Gifts For My Colleagues by EXLOVER(m): 9:00pm On Oct 11, 2021
Get a towel for your female Colleagues, whenever their using to rub ANY PART of their beautiful succulent body they will remember you, 5k will get them a good towel each.


For the men, Get them an original 3 in 1 singlet each, or if their not the holy type like my very self, buy them some marijuana and smoke with them, after that get some sexy girls to bang them very well.



I swear with the God of Buhari they will never forget you till they die
PoliticsRe: Nobody Can Stop #EndSARS Anniversary Protest – Sowore Dares Police by EXLOVER(m): 7:59pm On Oct 11, 2021
The day you give Sowore Nigéria to rule, that day all Nigéria citizens will be experiencing Red light and Green light
CultureRe: Kayanmata: What I Observed At Abuja International Tradefair by EXLOVER(m): 6:16pm On Oct 11, 2021
I remember back then in the university, i thought i was in love, i never knew she was using Kayamata for me, i used to give her part of my feeding and hustling money.

She told me never to smoke marijuana, if i do, she would stop loving me, i obeyed her. I rejected marijuana from all my friends, Until this particular day, i lost a bet of 17million, i was so angry, sad and depressed. My friends started to console me, one offer me marijuana this time. After smoking it, i was going through my phone gallery and i saw myself with her, i was so angry more, ask my friends why am i cuddling her, they started laughing saying I'm high, they said that's my girl.


Immediately i got home, she came to visit and i almost slapped her when she came to hug me, she then wanted to touch my preek i stopped her, and she asked me if i smoke marijuana, i said yes, she started crying and she ran mad immediately, she's still mad till today.


Guys y'all should start smoking Mary Jay

CelebritiesRe: The Moment Ayra Starr Removed Her Cloth While Performing For UNIBEN Students by EXLOVER(m): 9:35am On Oct 11, 2021
All this girls with small lime breast can over do o, what is she showing the audience now? That she has six pack?









Olosho

PoliticsRe: Railway Corporation Seeks N61.5b For Maintenance, Generates N1.13b by EXLOVER(m): 3:49pm On Oct 08, 2021
Where is Abacha's funds?



Where is James Ibori funds?
CrimeRe: Paedophile Woman Who Filmed Herself Having Sex In Front Of Kids Is Jailed (Pix) by EXLOVER(m): 3:24pm On Oct 08, 2021
God help us, with all this kind of women around, men are no longer safe...


Last week a girl was using her thick laps to rub mine in a public transport, i wasn't comfortable, had to stop by a bus stop before my actual bus stop. I felt used, i almost cried when i got home.


Stay safe Kings
PoliticsRe: Who Else Is Going To Visit Tinubu In London? by EXLOVER(m): 11:23am On Oct 08, 2021
Yar'adua, Abacha, Gen Azazi, Kyari and Usifo Utaga will visit him soon
CelebritiesRe: Fans Gift BBNaija’s Saskay Huge Money Cake And 30 Boxes Of Goodies (Pix, Video) by EXLOVER(m): 6:37pm On Oct 07, 2021
New trend, buy yourself gift, call some of your friends and family members with photographer and Tag them as fans..

PoliticsRe: Oil Discovery In Oviri-Olomu, Delta State Sparks Controversy by EXLOVER(m): 5:52pm On Oct 07, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Na illiteracy dey worry them. Such cannot happen in China. Those people get brain
You're right
PoliticsRe: Oil Discovery In Oviri-Olomu, Delta State Sparks Controversy by EXLOVER(m): 5:05pm On Oct 07, 2021
Greed is what is killing the blacks, they are not fighting for the betterment of the community, but for their selfish interest and pockets.


With oil in that community, they can negotiate for Julius Berger to handle their construction contracts, 24/7 power supply, clean borehole water, better hospitals, school and they should be sending some youths abroad every year for schooling, and create employment for people in the community...Etc


But blackman will always be blackman they only think of today, they will even eat food ment for tomorrow. A Saudi Arabian company just bought Newcastle, same oil money


Killing themselves, the blood of the innocents will start hurting the progress of the people.... The black race is cursed

TV/MoviesRe: Why BBNaija Organizers Blacklisted Efe After He Won by EXLOVER(m): 9:17am On Oct 07, 2021
I have read comments and read the main topic over and over again, i still don't understand this matter. I'm confused and lost.

FamilyRe: My Wife Is Having An Emotional Affair With Her Pastor by EXLOVER(m):
Some years ago, my then girlfriend called me that she's traveling from the state she's working just to spend her birthday with me, i was so surprised, this girl that is stingy will spend such amount for transportation just to come and enjoy her birthday with me and called some dick_tation? The day she came, she was supposed to sleep in my house that night, called her several times, but she didn't take her call, then she came the next day (her birthday), we had sex till the next morning, i looked her locked pattern, i opened the phone when she's not around, i noticed one of her pastor paid for her transport down to my current state, she spend the previous night servicing him, but he doesn't want to pay for the servicing fee, because he thought the money she gave her for transport covered everything, this pastor is married with a pregnant wife o.


Pastors are very manipulative with their words, most ladies will open legs for their pastors cause they believe so much in them and respect them a lot. That's why i don't believe any word coming out from the mouth of those men, they don't practice what they preach, they only know how to convince people with words


So youngman, is left for you to decide what to do with your woman, if her pastor preek is giving her joy and happiness, I'm sorry bros, even your prayers or words can't stop her from collecting his preek. Just focus on your life and the way forward.


The Bible said and i quote "if your hand is making you to sin cut it off", as for me i value my peace of mind more than any fvcking thing, i don't mind if we have been married for years or months, if you as a wife disturb my mental health, i will leave the house for you and your fvcking sef. I value my sanity more than anything.



So oga, find a way to sought out yourself, the day you die, you die alone, life is too short for someone to be making you sad in this short time you have on eat.


Enjoy yourself. #Gratitude sir
TV/MoviesRe: Shine Ya Eye Housemates Visit BBNaija House For The Last Time by EXLOVER(m):
I hope they will have time to fvck themselves? Cause i know all the female housemates have shaved their kini in preparation for it
PoliticsRe: Accountant-General, Ahmed Idris Marries Hussain, 16-Year-Old Girl. Family Kicks by EXLOVER(m): 3:53pm On Oct 05, 2021
Gaddamit, 60years old man with old smelling shrinking balls, with smelling bitter kola mouth marrying a 16 years old girl? What is wrong with all this Buhari descendants sef?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Whitemoney Receives N30m Cash Prize, Car, House (Photos, Video) by EXLOVER(m): 12:11pm On Oct 05, 2021
cheesy cheesy wink angry
Focusmind:
Your sense dey there. If you have money, stuff on any fast moving consumer goods and go and sleep. You reap your investments in few months. However, the erosion in the value of naira and inflation may still wipe off the gains.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Whitemoney Receives N30m Cash Prize, Car, House (Photos, Video) by EXLOVER(m): 11:35am On Oct 05, 2021
If i was Whitemoney, i will use that 30million Naira to buy cartons of sardine, by December, 1 tin of sardine will hit 1500, so by December i will make X3 my capital.


Chai i too get sense...
RomanceRe: Did I Commit Any Punishable Offense By Sleeping Wit Her? by EXLOVER(m):
[b] Bro i will have to congratulate you for what you did to her, she's those kind of girls that love flashy things but they don't have anything to offer a nigga, they detest broke azz niggas, she saw you as a bank immediately she saw your car.


I'm glad you destroy her kpekusa, and your friend too is a very real bad boy. I would have tagged you a fool if you hadn't fvcked the hell out of her after spending that 15k, she came at the right time and you delivered at the right time also.



My grand dad always say and i quote "Small girl wey nor dey hear word and dey do shakara anyhow for street, na big preek them take dey advice her", now she will have sense of reasoning.


Like i will always say, i sweat to make this money, you as a girl, you have to sweat too to collect this money. Man wey dey work must enjoy.

But that 15k you spend for the girl pain me sha, those campus girls wey dey hungry wey dey eat melon mix with draw soup for cafeteria or beans and bread, base on say she dor wey your pocket, she just dey eat like who dey jail before.

Next time, nor dey spend pass your budget, i can only spend like that for a classy girl that i can gain from, not a campus girl that is still survive from different rooms or guys



Cheers to you bro [/b]
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Hails Tems As 'Essence' Goes Platinum In USA by EXLOVER(m): 6:35pm On Oct 04, 2021
I hope Big Wiz Knack Tems with his BigTin
CrimeRe: Businessman, Obinna Echianu, Commits Suicide By Hanging Inside Kuje Prison by EXLOVER(m): 1:40pm On Oct 04, 2021
Nigéria prisons and cell are the worst place to be on earth, very dirty and stinking, no proper hygiene, prisoners are being treated like pigs, it's only the time of inspection, that they treat them well like goats.


That's why you see any criminal that has serve in a prison before, prefer to fight to death than going back to there.

The man must have imagine spending the rest of his life there, death is the only way out.


In Conclusion, Brothers and Sisters avoid anything that will take you to Nigéria cell or Prison. Just avoid please, stay away from crime and don't associate yourself with people that can implicate you even when you're innocent.
FamilyRe: Frankco Pere: Amputee Comedian Seeks Help To Get Married (Pictures) by EXLOVER(m): 7:46pm On Oct 02, 2021
generalwo:
..... The day I confirm am say this life get K leg na wen my former boss dey pay me 60k per month and I work 6 days a week.... One day I was opportuned to see the company's payroll and I saw a name.... Susan..... 150k monthly...... Guess who is Susan, his side chick........ And she no dey do anything! She lives in a well furnished apartment in a choice area of Abuja and drives on a Lexus..... Me wen dey help the man make the money, na trek I dey trek... He bought the babe the car and rented the house...... Bros the life sometimes no dey fair to men
you can imagine, wetin man do man bros?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Attend Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed's Inauguration by EXLOVER(m): 5:52pm On Oct 02, 2021
Ethiopia will now be experiencing bad luck, cause wherever Buhari goes the people will begin to experience negative changes


Cc UK
FamilyRe: Frankco Pere: Amputee Comedian Seeks Help To Get Married (Pictures) by EXLOVER(m): 5:41pm On Oct 02, 2021
If it was a Nigéria girl that made this post, by next week some people would have buy her a mansion, people will be asking of her account number left right and center. She will be richer than a lot of Nairalanders. But this hardworking man with 1 leg won't get much attention. Wetin man do man?



Girls are really lucky, i can Bleep from now till next year, i won't buy an Android phone, but a girl will Bleep just a week, you will see her flaunting the latest IPhone. Wetin man do man?
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Kefas Is Dead by EXLOVER(m): 11:54am On Oct 02, 2021
Sleyk:
Rip....at the end, everyone including me shall die.
I won't die bro, when i get old, i straight to heaven
Foreign AffairsRe: Turkish Man Reported 'Missing' Joins Search Party Looking For Himself (Pix) by EXLOVER(m): 8:17pm On Sep 30, 2021
I will never forget the night after smoking enough SK with my friends, i was using my phone torch to find my phone, and the other two idiots were also finding it with me. If not for one of our girlfriend's we would still be searching till today
CareerRe: Driving Skills Or Digital Skills Which Should I Go For? by EXLOVER(m): 9:16am On Sep 30, 2021
Learn Digital skill, learn to trade online, learn programming


No matter what, don't learn how to bomb
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: What I’ll Do If I Win ₦90 Million Grand Prize – Whitemoney (Video) by EXLOVER(m): 1:26pm On Sep 28, 2021
This Gay guy.


Don't quote me and say nonsense o, i know what I'm talking about
RomanceRe: I Am Suffering From Heart Break, How Do I Move On by EXLOVER(m): 1:10pm On Sep 28, 2021
I stopped taking relationship serious matter serious even though I'm over ripe for marriage.

After i saw my then ex girlfriend chat, i confronted her about it, and in her voice "So baby you think you're the only one enjoying this pvssy"?


I sat down and i thought about it, she's right. I later let myself enjoy the pvssy for a while, then i call it quit when she didn't expected it. I can't be calling you my girlfriend, when other guys are enjoying your kini, i can be walking with her, and another guy that has climbed her several times will see us, that will be very disrespectful to me, I'm a titled man.


Bro you should be happy for what God has done to you. Let go of that pvssy, move ahead, improve in yourself, increase your account balance. And enjoy your bachelor life.

Woman problem can mess with your mental health, it's not worth it...
RomanceRe: Ever Picked A Girl Up In The Club Only To Jam Later by EXLOVER(m): 8:53am On Sep 28, 2021
My friend girlfriend carried a girl along with her to meet us at a club, i was really high that night, so her friend followed me to my hotel room, we had two rounds of sex that night. When i woke up the next morning i notice a naked girl was sleeping next to me, my preek stand again, as she was sleeping, i started sucking her breast, we had sex that morning again. We exchanged number, and i did transfer for her.



I didn't call her at all, like 3 months later i was coming out from an eatery, when this girl saw me and shouted my nickname, i was shocked, where i take know this kin girl for my mind, i smiled cheapishly, and i told her that i don't remember her o, she started explaining herself o, i felt somehow that day.
PetsRe: Baby Snake by EXLOVER(m): 8:17pm On Sep 27, 2021
The way your village people are looking at you

Foreign AffairsRe: Russian Warplanes Intercept US B-52 Nuclear Bomber Over Pacific Ocean(Pix,video) by EXLOVER(m): 4:58pm On Sep 27, 2021
This two are just waiting for who to strike first, they should wait for me to get old and die rich before they start fighting all this their nonsense war. I thought all this machines they are inventing is to fight terrorist.


General Madman Buhari should call for a world conference and tell them about the danger of war, cause Nigéria won't send any soldier for any peace keeping mission if they start a war.





Peace is priceless, they should thread carefully...
Foreign AffairsRe: 2 Starving Afghan Boys Tied To A Wood By The Taliban For Stealing Bread (Pix) by EXLOVER(m): 4:44pm On Sep 27, 2021
All this evil being perpetrated by this Afghan Taliban is currently affecting our Musican Taliban, Just yesterday our Musican Taliban was involved in a ghastly motor accident, he should try and change is name from that Musican Taliban to something else...



Mercies of the Lord come down to your children...

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